i feel called out

dear god hes right and i hate it

I'm on my monthly binge

Yeah I'm on my binge rn

yyyep

it was made my captain disilliusion ?

I'm just sad IanHubert hasn't got that on his channel yet :D

Practically how fast cgmatter tutorials move. I literally put them on 0.25 speed and still miss things

Only watch them when: 1. u are experienced enough 2. u cant stand waiting until the tutor to get to the point

@@matthewhubka6350 It's so pathetic to see CGMatter trying so hard to make his skills learned from Blender 101 courses seem like something worthwhile to watch. I still remember when he didn't know the subdivide button was a thing.

He's a tsundere

My name is Alan........

@@alandeyaquelarrazola7346 nobody cares 💪💪💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@@TheBluePhoenix008 I wouldn't really call Cap a Tsundere per say. It's more of a.. Someone: "Yo, you're soo cool" CD: "yeah i know lol"

Original video... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ga53gMagybyRpKc.html

Joke? Maybe partly - I think he just got tired of all those silly UFO sightings. Humour is a great way to teach.

It's almost like the government is funding him under the table or something.

So funny how it probably took him HOURS to produce that and it’s just to show off and to make a joke. Love this guy and I show that clip to all of my friends who do 3D modeling

This is an absolute joke. Nothing in this entire video suggests that this is definitely a hoax as a matter of fact, with all of the expertise involved, and considering no one was even able to re-create what he “did”. Makes this video a long reaching Laugh of attempt at intellect input and supposed conclusion. This kind of a really lame ridicule attempt to debunk something that is evidently quite real, particularly after all of this, it’s not only a disservice it’s a throwback to dumber times and dumber people. And yes, this is really dumb hahhahaha. Go read some books and do years and 1000s of hours of research w out relegating yourelsf to goofy dilettantes on KZfaq :)

These silly UFO sightings have been taken seriously by and covered up by the military and many different entities of the government since World War II. These silly UFO sightings have been seen for hundreds of years or at least recorded I should say. These silly UFO sightings are quite objectively real and evident. Dilettantes will do with dilettantes do best, and that is state stuck in a paradigm and act like an expert :)

im not sure, but i have that vibe where i want to feel powerful and all. So thats why i learn animations

Ian Hubert, the channel behind the lazy tutorials has done lots of different projects. it could be he is using stuff that he made before.

@@2009heyhow nah, cap D is also a master in Blender. Since always.

@Daniel Stone Listening it a second time i realize its his own voice indeed.

Basil, it was real at first. but you know CD, Always playing around..

I spent much time looking for the tutorial.

UFOs aren't real, they can't hurt you. UFOs : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oqmcaqxo1dTLYGw.html

@@fodebic5253 smh

holy shit, admittedly it weren't the best audio conditions when I first watched this video but damn I had to scroll back and watch this part again after reading this comment just to realize it was Captain D all along

@@XHappyKillerX I thought it was a Collab with Ian Hubert too

Phil is so cool. My aunt is friends (at least, they talk) with him.

Dude should stick to astrono,y this was abysmal and 0 intellect involved. Frankly, arrogant and silly

I love crash course astronomy! I still re watch it!

Yep

thanks for not saying first

yeap

Yep

Yep

Just take the CaptainD logo and turn it on it's side. Instant paperclip.

Both are silver...

It’s both a joke and “Rhetorical” question. Look up the definition Odditorium.

Star Citizen 890J it’s called a joke, look up the definition Star...

There's already a Captain Disillusion/Clippy hybrid on his discord

@aaronsdavis for a god it sure gets deleted a lot

@@someguyschannel ah, but it always rises again.

"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"

Made me laugh

this is actually a parody of Ian Hubert's Lazy tutorials. It is voiced by CD, but at the end, the blender god is Ian.

Yeah good as well. Tyson is really annoying, interrupts and is very pompous. He needs to take his ego down by about 75%.

You could say "nice weather" in front of Neil DeGrasse Tyson and he'd be like "Actually the weather is not a living being, and thus cannot harbor any benign or malicious intentions towards other entities; the weather scientifically cannot conform to 'niceness' or any other human standards"

Mean

He may be a pompous ass but when he corrected the globe on the daily show it was fucking hilarious.

@@Choinkus I'd just say "nice means precise not pleasant."

"It looks like you're debunking a video. Can I help?"

Whelp, this is officially my head canon now.

Yes

Clippy didn't die, *he was murdered.*

His jacket is close to the color of the paper one typically sees behind Clippy. My God.......... THE TRUTH IS OU-

aww man thats what i was about to say

It does

Now I can't unsee it

He changed the logo of the channel. Too far.

To be honest captain could be a paper clip and we never know

I mean, of course! Someone with this level of dedication to uncovering the truth would surely spend every waking minute standing on his neighbours roof to film the moon. And btw the shaking only comes from him struggeling with his dinner sandwhich

Yep..

@@vyl4650 you can't even stay up like three or four days without hallucinating freaking out having all these other mental problems and that is only 72 hours let alone hundreds of hours if you're human body has been scientifically proven to not even withstand barely two to three days of no sleep how would he be able to do hundreds of hours standing out into the darkness in the wilderness and everything like that and without eating nor charging his camera because if you're standing outside you would have to charge your camera which there's no plug in Edit: in the middle of writing that paragraph or essay or whatever I realized this is a joke sorry

Lol

Ok London England

i really miss cd videos

We all do

Hahaha

Oh my god same

Lol

Hahahaha

They've been mighty quiet since the "livestreamed everywhere" SpaceX launch that obviously showed the curvature of the earth.

yes, the Satanist Atheist Jewish NWO Robot Reptilians were at it all along, fooling us since the times of the earliest written records!

@@reeepingk All the "big" Flat Earthers have made so many videos on it my man, I don't see how they've been quiet? You think curvature is gonna quiet them down? It's not the first Space X launch since this entire thing happened online either.

Glad he didn't leave us during these hard times

Just waiting for Bill Wurtz to upload at this point.

Last video was a month ago.

@Catastrophic Stupidity *VFX artist

Captain Obvious here : This jokes refers to Ian Hubert, a blender artist posting Lazy tutorials videos on KZfaq and have solid understanding of the software. *Captain flies away*

@@Bananappleboy *kneel before your blender god

1:58

@Emaad Zaheer ?

Totally does! Never noticed that until now

It looks like you're trying to debunk a video. Would you like some help?

Wdym? He painted himself skin color for the top half of his head

@@ObadiahtheSlim Points to you, that one made me chuckle. I'm sure somewhere there's a PTSD support group for the 'victims' of Clippy/Clippet. So many damaged and frustrated people.

It’s pronounced light black and or dark white.

Wait, so he’s not a paper clip?

ditto

It’s annoying I just wanna hear them talk

@@Hoodinator17 it adds to the show , its not annoying

@@Hoodinator17 then go to their youtube page, website, or Twitter for actual non entertainment conjecture. But thats too difficult i guess xD

this

You can tell because of the way it is

Yes, nothing like a quick stroke of the D.

*ẆịṊƘ⇲

If this was a normal year I bet that video would have stayed viral until now but because it's 2020 it was forgotten almost on the day it was posted.

I do like some quick d to satiate boredom

now that is perspective!

Ya don’t say

Step 2. draw the rest of the squirrel.

@@JEA- patreons get earlt access

"And you're on your way... TO ACHIEVE A FRACTION OF MY UNFATHOMABLE ARTISTIC PROWESS".

That was the joke. But it's still fun to read it in the comments :D

100%, we all know he just paints the flesh colour on.

He is 80% pepper clip

Wesley Scherr But what do you say about all the evidence that it’s not real? I can see why that would make you believe it _could be_ legit, but what you said doesn’t give any evidence it _is_ legit.

Ha! And there were like 3 Jontron videos too.

Ding, bing , ding. Subtleties that make the paper clip a all time legend.

Yeah the end card should be put in a satisfying video compilation. It really shows the attention to detail

Did you know he makes his music?

Lol

Lol

Lol

Lol

Lol

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Adabel Mitre you can’t trick me

Captain Disillusion has a knack for wry observations.

Emoji Police this comment right here

The Funny should be loaded faster but since your using internet explorer things would be a problem

The 3d software?

CG smoke. Don't breathe this

Together with CGMatter.

@@mythenmann and blender guru but I've heard he gets some hate for some reason

If anyone didn't realize it at first, CD was narrating the whole time but it sounded really similar to Ian

Sinom its Ian hubert, not cap

Either CD had to model & animate a fairly detailed digital Ian Hubert, or Ian had to film himself lipsyncing to CD's imitation of him saying he's a God. I'm honestly not sure which option feels less weird. EDIT: okay, when you invert the colors, it's clearly the former. weird.

Lol

Saw this yesterday and woke up today, still laughing. Love this channel.

I’d buy that shirt

this was amazing

Boy, that escalated quickly

It took me a couple of seconds to realize it wasn't actually Ian talking

@@psyneur9182 mee too

i searched for the tutorial and then was pretty confused :(

Yeah, I've watched every lazy tutorial and thought "wait, I haven't seen that one... Oh, Ian made a collab with captain D, nice"

Isn't a colab?

Yo it’s the donut man himself.

Its actually Ian in that part?

@@murph4536 called it

yo it's donut man

@@murph4536 i think OP was joking

You make good videos!

Oh hey, that youtuber I'm subscribed to

It is the moon that is watching us.

That what the secret "moon no watch" organization WANTS you to think

Sounds like fake news to me

mouse on SpaceX rocket engine please tell that is this real? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z6-HhMmql66qnWQ.html

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Blendahh

nahh he the god of blender, he can do that like in 5 minutes

@@nakachinjah7240 I reckon it takes a tiny bit longer than 5 minutes 🤔😆

@@nakachinjah7240 an he’s Ian, the god of blender

wait this video was published an hour ago how did you comment YESTERDAY??

@@dennisunderscore patreon patron

@@dennisunderscore you know, people who ACTUALLY support a creator. Unlike you......and me

@@whoami1449 i would like to support him expect i dont have any money :\

Assholistic what....

@@basantatamang2249 it's from one of his Cicret Bracelet videos

@@TennessineGD Aaaaa.....I see.

I think it's a fitting character flaw that a guy so involved in picking out the flaws in videos and ruining illusions completely lacks any form of introspection.

I liked of when he was more cynical and biting, like when he punched that one dude in the gas station ghost video and had a joke in there where the reporter calls herself a whore lol.

hahahah

Reminds me of desinc.

This also how my maths lecturer at University used to teach.

@@ARockyRock Ah, I see you are a fellow intellectual

He is actually mocking Ian Hubert, he makes blender tutorials which are actually not that hard to follow, given that you have some 3D software knowledge

@@alejandrodelavegavaughan3703 that is in fact Ian Hubert co-starred in the video lol

It's taught in children's school, Centrifugal force = gravitational force

@@narayanavhale4514 Actually I believe it is centripetal force. I sound like a nerd in this.

To maintain a given orbit altitude, a determined angular velocity is required. If you go faster, your orbit rises, if you go slowly, your orbit falls.

@ This isn't exactly wrong, but it might give people the wrong impression about orbital velocity. This simplest formula for orbital velocity is v^2=GM/r so a small r (radius of the orbit) requires a big v (orbital velocity). A stable orbital velocity at the surface of the earth is over 7km/s while a geostationary orbit is only around 3 km/s. Your description can be correct, just not for stable (circular) orbits.

no such thing as orbit. not as it's presented anyway

he mocked them in the last video (the one before this one)

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hb5dhcRl09i6mmQ.html this one

His UV sphere of influence?

I've honestly never heard of him, but these two guys look like they have never been with a woman.

@@Zenigundam Shh kid, the adults are talking.

@@Zenigundam WTF? What does the second part of your comment have to do with CagedRex's comment, or anything for that matter???

@@Zenigundam lmao only virgins concern themselves with "being with a woman" (why did you even word it that way lmao)

He’s the guy who does crash course astronomy and he’s great

Yes his way of saying it is the only correct one, it's also the closest to the German way which I identify with :P

@@Mystixor but im English and I like kuhlahmiders

He said it correctly?

@@rubbykibress7808 kihlohmetrs is the American (and thus only) way

Geez, so true

He put hours of work to make a half a second joke of a cat trying to catch a laser dot once, so..

Welcome to CD

Check out IanHubert. He does more like that!

Yes

not forgetting seeing this same comment on all of his videos😂😂

Also with nerd city, such a high quality it is astoining.

The g spot, meaning genius.

Always love getting D'ed

@@ItsJoeHut D'ed by the D itself.

yea, I had to double check because that's certainly not how I remembered it

Captain D is facetious to the extreme and it's delightful! Here we look at the girl's feet, we see it doesn't really work.

And that's why comments are turned off

Get it? Because you don't pay attention Cap is so funny sometimes hahh

Oh, the less I know the better

Pretty funny.

"a LoT tO uNpAcK"

@@garfellow5038 You're not very nice.

@@garfellow5038 He's not a REALLY deep character, but there's a lot going on.

@@Krankify if you think its deep now take a look at the youtube talk he did quite a while back