The stronger the quackery... the stronger the asmr

Naaaahh that man just clicking a bic pen on this dudes head

“The combination of laser and hitting them in the head works really well”- Han Solo

I like how he says the specs of the laser, as if what he just described isn't some cheap 20$ laser pointer.

only thing these guys are doing right is helping me sleep

This isn't a scam friends. Every one of these treatments helped me sleep loads!

“There’s a serious dent here on the side of his head. I’ll click it a bunch of times with my bic pen.”

Doctor: “I went to med school and learned how to operate on the human brain” Second guy: “Bic pens and red flashlights.”

‘Oftentimes when somebody has a really hard head, the combination of the laser and the hitting him in the head works really, really well’.

With the first video i was like okay, maybe; but with the second I busted out laughing at the laser. I couldn't contain myself.

Some serious scamming here. Beautiful. Thanks for uploading.

These guys could actually make a genuine fortune selling 'role play' ASMR services.

Great asmr. These quacks were all taught by my 2 yr old clearly because every example here of healing is what she does to me with her dr toys on Saturday mornings. Especially laser and pen boy. Great asmr though

Bet the second guy holds the world record for most pen clicks in one minute.

I love how the first guys balance check gave him the exact same results every single time, literally said that she’s now stable as I’m watching her almost fall for like the 3rd time 🤣

The last guy's model isn't even internally consistent. Touching the sinus causes a weakness in the arm because there's a problem with it, but positive tests for cause somehow have the opposite effect? His positive/negative sign regime keeps flipping back and forth between strength and weakness showing positives. And when he had him touch the food vials, he had him touch three out of what looked like maybe 20 and concluded it was the first two without testing any more of them. Forget the absurdity of the model, the method doesn't even take the supposed model seriously.

The first guy atleast had some qualifications and some sense of how to treat the human body. but that second guy what the heck😭

I've a theory the "results" achieved by quackery are in fact just the patient experiencing asmr. Cause damn! The craziest stuff always makes the best asmr.

“That wasn’t acting” “No” Suuuuuure

Dr Laser disabled comments in his original video because 99.9% would call him a sham. Because, well.... he's a sham. (patient describes his pain level at 8/10 at the beginning, but doesn't even wince. Either he's on morphine, or he lying)

Reading the comments as I watched the first one I couldn’t wait for the second one and it didn’t disappoint! Now to let them do their real work, making me sleepy.

Glad to see John McAfee is still alive

The second one had me so shocked that I honestly can't even with it 😂

The guy at 5:00 is like the kid growing up who wanted to play doctor on you

that body scan shit always makes me laugh

OMG this is such a treat, I've watched your first compilation so many times! Thank you!

Pseudoscience makes the best asmr Also, thank you for providing links! That second vid has the same vibes as when you played doctor as a kid.

:000 the long awaited sequel! Thank you 🙏 💙

I'm 4 minutes in and a chiropractor is already trying to sprain a woman's LCL. Lit.

The red laser guy made me laugh. That's some serious quackery.

Hahahahahha these people. “Sometimes you have The Cheerios, right?”

maybe it's just the bargain basement production values but I kept thinking this could have turned into a snuff film at any moment

COnvinced the second guy is really just making that up for ASMR purposes lol

Their lies are so relaxing!

5:18 he’s totally making up what he’s using lmao. It’s so obvious that it’s a flashlight

Wow! Glad you came back. Nice compilation!

8:33 how to use a staple gun on your client's back.

Ah yes, nothing like playing with a laser around the eyes.

I always belived chiropractors couldnt treat shit. Turns out they can treat asmr-immunity.

Didn't expect at all that one day I'd be watching scams to relax.

Laser? That's a flashlight!

5:06 that's John Macafee 100%

Oh god, how can someone look so profesional and so lost at the same time

Damn, didn't realize The Cheerios could cause so many problems.

The lady testing that woman’s arm always makes me want to book an appointment with someone who does this and intentionally fight against them pushing my arm down 😂

Human being is so creative in alternative health methods... And also too stupid believing them. The bic guy is like a child playing being a doctor

the laser guy sent me

Is the second guy just using a pen to hit him in the head?

No one: The first guy: “Oh yeah, now it’s rock solid”

Working around lasers for past 4 years I can tell you that the 2nd guy is lying. Makes it even more cringe when you have a better understanding of what they're lying about.

The higher the quackery the higher the ASMR effect

Alternative to real medicine.

Woah a part 2. Great!

Not a clicky fan, but I appreciate your efforts. You're quietly (heh) one of the uasmr heroes around here.

Yesss reduce the extremely healthy oatmeal because this guy pushed your arm harder with an oat sitting on your chest. Very good

Great compilation 👌

"We don't have parasite... challenges" 🙂 "We don't have yeast" 🙂 "...But we have bacterial challenge" 😐

I clicked a pen against my head so many times as a kid. Now I’m not sure if I harmed or helped myself.

Somebody give the lady in the first segment a oscar 😂

Who needs expensive medical equipment when you can buy a pen and a flashlight for 20 bucks at any local store. Medical School? Big whoop, I've got a clickity-click pen

Why is it quackery and new-age mumbo jumbo makes the best ASMR

I like the guy with the flashlight and pen. His speed is incredible!

Most relaxing sleep inducing scam ever 🤣

I need more videos like this one, please!!

The reason why these guys are better than those that intentional make these fake stuff is that these dudes really believe what they are doing which weirdly adds a layer of relaxation that I cant get from KZfaqrs that try this

Man, all these years I’ve had a miracle cure sitting at my desk beside me and didn’t know it. I’ll being using the crap out of my pen at work tomorrow!

The actors Hollywood needs, but doesn't have

Did this man used a flashlight and call it medicine?

19:12 pretty sure the camera man laughed like this dudes getting ripped off right now 🤣

"I don't want her to waste her money" ...erm... That ship has well sailed

Lol when the guy with the pen was like "Is it tender here?" "No." "Oh. What about here?" "No."

It's amazing what a flashlight can do

Man, I wish I was this good at shit talking

o shit that lazer be poppin off asmr

When he started using the pen the 'patient' must have realised he'd wasted his money

“You say you have sinuses problems, so I’m going to crank your arm up and down and few times to reboot you”

Amazing thank u for crate digging these

The last guy changed his method at the end…the arm moving signals weakness when certain things are touched, yet he was saying it wasn’t a virus problem even though it was causing weakness

So I realise that I just need a clicky pen and red torch and I'm all set up with my therapy room. Text. 'I've been scammed' to the number below to set up your first appointment.

What in the holy science denial is this??

16:20 i felt Austrian painter energy here

7:57 serious serious horse dodo going on

One of the best scamming compilation videos that I have seen

19:04 German : such a good guy

20:00 I literally LOL'd... The level of quackery is astounding

As insane and silly as all this stuff is, I can only imagine how relaxing some of it could be to experience it as the "patient"

Last guy forgot the banana test. Total scam artist! 🍌

Sometimes you have the Cheerios, correct? And sometimes I have oatmeal, is that considered oats?

Absolute quackery

its Alternative medicine because if it worked it would be just medicine

So a flash light and a clicking pen?

2 minutes in: Please tell me these ppl aren't allowed to drive.

Is that John McAfee?

Great for sleeping but I wouldn't put professional chiropratics and voodoo scammers in the same basket

These Snake oil treatments so effective.

8:18 “That looks better”. It literally looks the same.

I mean cmon, weve all see the healing power of the clicky thing on a pen. My brother couldnt walk....and well he still cant...but that doesnt mean it didnt work for him.

The salute the patient holds the whole time in the last video is slightly uncomfortable...

TIL the fundamental difference between a twitchy crackpot and an alterative medical practitioner is using things that go clicky--clacky.

Budget John McAfee