United Healthcare Gets Punished

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Dr. Glaucomflecken

29 күн бұрын

They better not do it again

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@wcjerky 27 күн бұрын

The most unrealistic part of this script is that Jimothy was allowed to speak against corruption in Congress.

@WasabiSniffer 27 күн бұрын

i thought the most unrealistic part was the CEO even getting a slap on the wrist

@apisme9090 27 күн бұрын

I don't think it was Jimothy. I think the doctor panicked at the thought of backlash and threw Jimothy under the bus.

@TheLocomono9 27 күн бұрын

It was so sad when jimothy passed away unfortunately to 32 self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head.

@queenoflammersland8562 27 күн бұрын

Like the Boeing whistleblower

@vladtepes97 26 күн бұрын

@@TheLocomono9 oddest case of suicide i've ever seen.

@fitchick80 27 күн бұрын

I still agree with Robin Williams when he suggested politicians should wear a jacket with the names of all their sponsors like a NASCAR car.

@DGlaucomflecken 27 күн бұрын

😂

@groucrow9709 27 күн бұрын

...with sponsor patch covered lonnnng robes dragging behind them, like a King in a Coronation ceremony

@thejunecooperative 27 күн бұрын

It's a really fun idea but either the implementation would be basically infeasible for the reasons lobbying is so hard to ban now, or it'd become part of the culture war and suddenly you'd see companies getting canceled sponsoring Republicans to drum up extra support or whatever.

@LunaLilyEnnui 27 күн бұрын

@@thejunecooperativewhy would it be so hard to ban?

@lijohnyoutube101 26 күн бұрын

@@LunaLilyEnnuione problem is the world has become so complex is often corporations are teaching lawmakers their industry. They don’t tend to typically have a lot of understanding as to what the given industry or topic is about. Hence why we have people on video voting on abortion access who didn’t understand that you can’t swallow a camera to check on an embryo because the mouth leads to the stomach and an embryo grows in the uterus and those aren’t the same and you can’t swallow something and have it go into a uterus. People making laws on women’s healthcare and they don’t even have the most basics of understanding let alone the vast complexity often around abortion.

@zaphodbeeblebrox2911 27 күн бұрын

Missing conveyor belt of money going from CEO to congressman...

@amyoung101 27 күн бұрын

Yes and yes!

@stephanieparker1250 27 күн бұрын

This.

@rainbowconnected 27 күн бұрын

Is it missing or just under the table?

@thevictorianconservative1093 27 күн бұрын

Its a skit, not a documentary. Lol

@DashingSteel 27 күн бұрын

It's too big to fit on screen

@uuytk 27 күн бұрын

Such a cruel and heartbreaking punishment, congressman is truly a monster!

@ankavoskuilen1725 27 күн бұрын

Cruel and unusual.

@TheFourthBlackReaper 27 күн бұрын

Government overreach has truly gone too far.

@666Tomato666 27 күн бұрын

Can't _somebody_ think of the corporations?! The poor CEO doesn't even have a yacht in each of the seven seas! That's cruel and unusual punishment!

@leted9332 27 күн бұрын

A healthcare manager getting punished for his crimes even as slightly as by a slap on the wrist? Sir, that's not how the medical system works! He would have gotten his "doing evil deeds"-bonus!

@MythicFox 26 күн бұрын

The "doing evil deeds" bonus comes from the shareholders, one of whom is likely to be the Congressman.

@leobastian_ 25 күн бұрын

The slap on the wrist is probably a fine thats less then what they made in profit from this hack blocking payments

@peacenow42 24 күн бұрын

It's the 'ceo suffle'....move the person to a better position in another company to avoid responsibility.

@netsquall 23 күн бұрын

CEO would be ousted and given a giant fucking payout golden parachute to land in as a congressional lobbyist

@barrygeistwhite3474 27 күн бұрын

I expected that to end with Mr. CEO making a "campaign donation" and suddenly it's all water under the bridge

@AF-wf6vo 27 күн бұрын

Without Jimothy, the ceo would not have even received that slap on the wrist. The healthcare system needs serious overhsuling and lobbyists need to be banned from peddling influence

@dr.floridamanphd 27 күн бұрын

Sadly, that would be breach of their first amendment right to free speech.

@anthonycekic4509 27 күн бұрын

@@dr.floridamanphd corporations are not people and shouldn't have any rights similar to US citizens. Also doesn't help that we're making the government pay to play.

@georgeprimoff3744 27 күн бұрын

@@dr.floridamanphd Corporations are not people; the first amendment doesn't necessarily apply. Also, bribery is not protected speech and restricting lobbying by accurately describing certain practices as bribery wouldn't be a restriction of free speech; it would be a necessary reform to ensure that people have MORE political freedoms in this country. It's sad to see that corporations have successfully twisted the meaning of what free speech is about to ruin our institutions. Don't let them get away with it

@dr.floridamanphd 27 күн бұрын

@@georgeprimoff3744 Corporations aren’t people? Well, let me direct you to Citizens United v FEC in 2010. You can also look up Dartmouth College v Woodward from 1819. Private corporations have constitutional rights under the Contracts Clause, Commerce Clause, First, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, and Fourteenth Amendments. While they don’t enjoy all the privileges and immunities we as private citizens do, saying they don’t have any rights at all because they’re not people is just ignorance of constitutional law. And if you can prove that our Congressmen are being bribed then go present your evidence to a federal prosecutor and have them tried.

@Amdragfan2 27 күн бұрын

@@dr.floridamanphd Every rational intelligent educated person knows that ruling is utter BS in the short term and long term 😑

@tylerhobbs7653 27 күн бұрын

This is gonna be depressing.

@nancylindsay4255 27 күн бұрын

Yeah, it was.

@spiralore 27 күн бұрын

Aaand it was.

@diyeana 27 күн бұрын

That's unrealistic. Jimothy would have received a stock letter thanking him for his opinion, this issue is important to the congressman, blah didily doo.

@waffles3629 27 күн бұрын

Yep, addressed to "Dear citizen", because they can't even be bothered to even put his name in.

@lindagrazianosouthjerseyal9912 27 күн бұрын

I am a healthcare provider who has had to curtail my United Healthcare patients since they precipitously stopped paying for total patient services. I just couldn’t continue to work for free yet they made billions of dollars last year. Had patients call themselves to complain, was put on a three way call with patients, myself and United Healthcare only to be “disconnected”. Ultimately it is the patients who suffer at the expense of greed. So sad. The healthcare system is definitely broken as I went into medicine to help patients.

@peacenow42 24 күн бұрын

Did you offer these poor patients ANYTHING?

@lindagrazianosouthjerseyal9912 22 күн бұрын

I continued to see my existing United Healthcare patients as it was the right thing to do. As I solo private practitioner I could not absorb the financial losses it would cost me to do a full work up for a patient problem and get the right answers. My biller spent several hours on the phone with United Healthcare and I wrote several letters. They just stopped paying for services abruptly. I was the last physician in the area who stopped taking new United Healthcare patients because I didn’t want patients to suffer but alas there was nothing I could do.

@peacenow42 22 күн бұрын

@@lindagrazianosouthjerseyal9912 It's costing patients too... I am in the middle of major dentistry and as soon as I am done I can go to a cheaper monthly plan (I pay almost $70. a month right now). I am sorry you have to accrue extra costs, you sound very responsible. TY.

@alisonj1384 19 күн бұрын

This deserves wider press!

@Backwardspajamas44 27 күн бұрын

You forgot where UHC slides money into the senators “campaign contributions “

@TheGiggleMasterP 27 күн бұрын

Corporations act like they like it. "Spank me harder regulators"

@peacenow42 24 күн бұрын

Cause it aids their 'ceo shuffles' ...move the party to another better position somewhere else to avoid responsibility.

@NeuroatypicalKirby 27 күн бұрын

It took a week for the Tiktok ban to go from introduction to vote in the House. They can fix this in a heartbeat

@distorted_heavy 27 күн бұрын

That would imply that they want to fix it or have any vested interest in fixing it

@Cardboardruna 27 күн бұрын

@@distorted_heavy If there is no hope of doing it through legal avenues, then all that remains is off-roading. From what I can tell, the populous is itching for some muddin'. I desperately hope that things can be resolved without ATVs.

@Confron7a7ion7 27 күн бұрын

Yes, we all know that they can actually get shit done when they want to. Pretty quick at that! So fast that there wasn't enough time to read and distribute information to the general public as a whole. What incentive do lawmakers have to fix the healthcare in any capacity? Forget about in general. What's that? You say that "lawmakers shouldn't be driven by any incentives beyond pleasing their voters". You're absolutely correct. That's not the world we live in though.

@adrianhenle 27 күн бұрын

@@Confron7a7ion7 Give elected officials the most average insurance anyone in the country can buy, and watch how fast the average person's access to healthcare improves...

@msrudim6000 27 күн бұрын

@@adrianhenleah but you forget--this is a "for me but not thee" business I mean govt. Heaven forbid congress ever even comes close to living like a average person--the entire economy and world would collapse then!

@xxMurmaiderxx 27 күн бұрын

They had a second cyberattack from likely the same hackers. Who woulda thunk that paying a ransomware hacker $22,000,000 would lead to a follow-up cyber attack. Nice precedent that they are setting for all of healthcare.

@stuartlaird7341 27 күн бұрын

The kicker is that they people they paid the ransom to then fled with the money, leaving the hacker with the data with nothing. Yeah, the people who write the ransomware pay hackers a cut of the take is the business model and for $22m they just rugpulled. They guy who hacked and stole that data got nothing even though the ransom was paid.

@lindagrazianosouthjerseyal9912 18 күн бұрын

It just boggles my mind that they would pay 22 million supposedly and yet stop paying their doctors for services rendered.

@jakem7773 27 күн бұрын

And after all the money that CEO donated to the congressman's campaign! can you believe he would just turn on United Healthcare like that?!

@syriuszb8611 26 күн бұрын

The CEO should in the end ask congressman if their Saturday golf match is still on.

@briangasser973 27 күн бұрын

AT&T also had a data breach affecting a hundred million with SSN and phone numbers being stolen. All I got was 1 year of free credit check.

@peacenow42 24 күн бұрын

and all you had to do was give yet another internet-linked company your data!

@kathiedriskell3971 27 күн бұрын

I was hoping there was news I missed. But literally, this is how it worked when I contacted my state legislators. Good news is, I got a check for $7.90 for 6 weeks of care for 2 medica patients, so my advocacy must have been effective.

@garrybrown3165 27 күн бұрын

Sad, but true. From a physician who had to continue with Kaiser Healthcare of California for a full year after completing residency and moving to West Virginia to work for a company that used UniterHealth(DON'T)Care. I was refused coverage for a year because of a pre-existing condition and had to continue on COBRA. The nearest Kaiser facility was about 3 hours away in Pittsburg. This was in 1995.

@csrjjsmp 27 күн бұрын

Many thanks to obamacare which put a stop to that preexisting condition bullshit

@teamcybr8375 22 күн бұрын

Thank fuck they have to cover pre-existing conditions. Utter insanity that wasn't a thing before the affordable care act.

@charliebenedict3561 27 күн бұрын

I dont mean to mess with the Glaucomflecken Cinematic Universe, but it would be awesome if there was a biomedical engineer character in the hospital. Having to explain to doctors (bigger brains than me) how to use computers in the simplest words possible is a pretty crazy experience. It kinda feels like being TMike sometimes too with how many different machines, programming languages, and manufacturing techniques I need to learn.

@jacobthiessen7027 27 күн бұрын

Maybe a skit on changing charting systems? That’s always a nightmare and we get a lot of help from IT

@nerdtubewtf 26 күн бұрын

@@jacobthiessen7027 Or things like thermometers and other such items connected to the system that always need IT Network support. Or how about all the different permissions required by some of the transcription software that may depend on which department likes what. The systems end that is. Just listening to my spouse talking to managers on any given day, um...yeah

@brittanyolenick2252 16 күн бұрын

I agree- it would be cool to see some of the more supporting hospital roles make appearances~ I am a sterile processing tech, and so many folks don't know what we are or that we exist.

@aidanstenson7063 27 күн бұрын

United Healthcare has a subsidiary called US Health Advisors which sells their insurance policies to people who they know are looking for health insurance via data brokers. I know because I attended an interview with them. Before the interview itself, the interviewees were given effectively a TED talk by the location's manager. He talked about the insanely good compensation but the equally crazy work culture, with basically every employee working over sixty hours, that you are out if you miss a single target, and that you should come into work if your stomach hurts. In t he interview itself, I was asked if I had any outside commitments like a wife and kids.

@meganofsherwood3665 27 күн бұрын

That's...that's illegal 😢 To ask about wife & kids, I mean. How did we fall so far?

@CatgirlExplise6039 27 күн бұрын

@@meganofsherwood3665 Because we sit around on the internet insulting eachother over the actions of some of the most disgusting individuals in the facis of humanity that even hitler would look down upon

@CaitlinKoi 26 күн бұрын

I was having trouble paying my insurance bill so I switched to Meridian. BIG mistake. They cut off my pregabalin, a very effective medication for fibromyalgia, and told me I need to guinea pig test my way through alternatives before they'll pay for it. I am going in to see my doctor in two days after months of having fatigue so bad my lungs would refuse to inflate for 10 seconds at a time. The fatigue is so intense it triggers seizures, sometimes four a day, completely negating my seizure medication. All because I switched insurance. So the moment I saw "united healthcare gets punished" I HAD TO CLICK.

@lindagrazianosouthjerseyal9912 18 күн бұрын

So sorry this happened to you. Insurances do not care about patients’ welfare. It’s all about money and I speak as a healthcare provider who continues to fight for patients.

@wildste 27 күн бұрын

I had hope for a minute there that the US courts actually did something. Should have known better

@ludmilamaiolini6811 27 күн бұрын

Yeah, the title got my hopes up 😢

@LexYeen 27 күн бұрын

I wish this wasn't so depressingly accurate.

@seventfour 27 күн бұрын

I had a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.

@daltosmithman269 12 күн бұрын

its time like this when we need a convention of that states

@xerofelix7090 27 күн бұрын

Well, when corporations own congressmen, that's what you get. 😑🤷

@Hoshimaru57 27 күн бұрын

How do you make corporations not own them. They’re the only ones who can pay for campaign fees unless you’re good with Trump running healthcare. Eh, what am I saying? I’m sure he’d do fine🤣

@Sam-uz4iy 27 күн бұрын

@@Hoshimaru57 12 year old kids using trump like he's some scary boogie man to avoid answering the issue. This isn't a one sided issue, this is a systematic problem.

@xerofelix7090 27 күн бұрын

@Hoshimaru57 Yeah, because it's not like we pay taxes for that kind of thing. It's not like we can give politicians a set budget and make paying them illegal. That would be work.🙃

@michellebobier4471 27 күн бұрын

Funny and depressing at the same time. That slap on the wrist was far more painful than what usually happens to health care companies. Gotta start somewhere, I guess...

@waffles3629 27 күн бұрын

Yep, so much corruption

@martinsmallridge4025 27 күн бұрын

Jimothy, I believe the congresswoman would like her whiteboard so we can get this hearing restarted… Oh and popcorn for the gallery please, lots of it!

@NorseForse 27 күн бұрын

Katie Porter and the *Whiteboard of Justice.* 👊

@seileach67 27 күн бұрын

Gonna miss her so much! Whoever convinced her to step down to run for that other office should be the next to get spanked.

@wenhuang5969 27 күн бұрын

i came down to the comment section for this exactly. god bless rep. porter

@TakenTook 27 күн бұрын

Going to miss her so much in the House. Really wish she hadn't run for Feinstein's seat, even though she would be an awesome senator. But she was outspent by the competition in her own party.

@WhyYouAskingMe 26 күн бұрын

Imagine if our government was for the people and by the people instead of for the corporations. Imagine if we had public servants instead of politicians.

@Shteven 24 күн бұрын

We do not live in a capitalistic society, America has devolved into fascism.

@absolutetuber 25 күн бұрын

I’m a family medicine doc in private practice. I have one practice partner and combined we are well over 150k in claims for which we have not been reimbursed. For a private practice with two doctors, 4 nurses, and 2 front desk staff we are feeling the effects of this. Not going under but definitely feeling the effects. We will not stop seeing any patients and continue to bill as usual hoping things get ironed out and payments resume. The longer I am in practice the more disgusted I get with healthcare and insurance.

@NeversurrenderMM66 24 күн бұрын

I currently live in Phoenix, AZ, and haven't been able to find a primary care physician who has been accepting new patients for the last 15 years. Not a single doctor group with 100 miles. Especially as my employers all used UH. I found one large doctor group a few miles from my home that were accepting new patients, but only if I was on AHCCCS (federal government paid insurance). Why? The feds pay more and they pay on time.

@lindagrazianosouthjerseyal9912 14 күн бұрын

News flash! The reason you can’t find any doctors to take new United Healthcare patients is because they stop paying doctors for total services rendered. Seems to be a recurring theme only for United. Patients need to complain more but unfortunately as an employee you often have little options as to what you get.

@E_D___ 27 күн бұрын

Gotta love how the American donations to politicians system allows companies to "invest" in politicians

@BeeWhere 27 күн бұрын

Really expected the congressman to thank CEO for his political contribution

@user-xyz411 27 күн бұрын

This pretty much goes for any Congressional hearing on any issue. I've learned a lot from watching hearings, so there's that. But what I've learned the most is that consequences will NOT occur.

@Psychx_ 27 күн бұрын

After buttspanking come the really brutal punishments, like not getting dessert.

@marian1576 27 күн бұрын

Once again, thank you Dr

@deeps6979 26 күн бұрын

CEO is about to get a slap on the wrist, but pads his wrist with a stack of $100s.

@kkirsch3583 19 күн бұрын

Get him in front of Senator Kennedy🤣😂🤣

@WM-gr4qi 27 күн бұрын

Completely unacceptable treatment of our nation's custodians (CEO's).

@nostalgia46 20 күн бұрын

It truly is sad just how much power insurance companies (and corporations in general) have. They are never held accountable by those in Congress despite how much damage they've done to other businesses, practices, and hard working individuals. Money drives everything, and we can thank the practice of lobbying groups and their influence on Congress for the "slap on the wrist" that most corporations get. The punishment they receive is orders of magnitude smaller than the damage they do. Sad!

@vedritmathias9193 26 күн бұрын

"When the punishment for a crime is a fine, it's only a crime for the poor" or something to that effect.

@cbpd89 27 күн бұрын

Before watching the video: oh, did something good finally happen? After the video: nevermind.

@sophieekhegfejwgk 26 күн бұрын

A lot of the problems in politics could be solved by changing how campaign funds are financed. I think all politicians/campaigners should be given a fixed amount of public money for the next election cycle, and ideally, campaigning should be restricted to a certain period of time (let's say a month) before the relevant election. This way every politician is given the same resources from the same source, and can't spend half the year campaigning and fundraising instead of doing their jobs. The current system of private donations has too many opportunities for corruption. Allocating a bit of taxpayer money to fund campaigns to prevent politicians from begging for corporate handouts feels like a good use of public money to me.

@garyps01 17 күн бұрын

Tax payers should not be funding politicians they do not want to support. The bigger problem is dark money. Democrat donors in order to skirt campaign laws buy pre paid credit cards send them to their supporters who in turn use the credit card to donate to the politician. That is just one example how radical donors like Soros funnel money.

@PavanSuresh 27 күн бұрын

I'm sure he's learned his lesson and he'll never do it again right? Right?

@dashvash5440 27 күн бұрын

Aww! I stopped paying attention to the news (been much happier and I still vote in every election and donate) and I had no context for the title. Seems I've developed some naivete and thought they actually got punished. I guess wishful thinking and just not paying attention to continued late stage capitalism and the tragedy of The American Dream during and for years after FDR it seemed like there could be a government that protected it's people and fostered a middle class. All torn down. Super depressing can't imagine how it could be fixed. Bernie was my last hope (he probably would have failed but he has fire) I think he could have pushed us into a more secure position before Big Data and AI allow even more consolidation and stronger manipulation. Great video btw love your portrayals of each of the doctors really fun. The United stuff is great too, like Jon Stewart or Jon Oliver. The gallows' humor brings the noose to the forefront.

@LDrosophila 27 күн бұрын

Sounds like exactly when Experian had a data breach. Those little rascals.

@Yupppi 27 күн бұрын

For a moment I was really confused like "this can't be happening". Then it didn't.

@abnorc8798 27 күн бұрын

United Healthcare Gets Punished 2: Full on butt-spanking. Coming to theaters 2025????

@Merumya 27 күн бұрын

thought for a second there was actually something. a law changed. someone making an impact. ...of course not! what was I thinking! xD

@YourFunkiness 26 күн бұрын

A congressional hearing is a scolding with extra pomp and circumstance. An actual slap on the wrist is far beyond the authority of congress to do in these situations. Judicial hearings are for determining guilt and assigning punishment. Congressional hearings are for scoldings* and looking important while scolding someone so you can send the video out on emails to donors. When someone is looking to pound a nail, they don't pull out a screwdriver, and if you do, you can bet they don't have any intention of actually getting any work done. *Obviously, congressional hearings can be used to impeach government officials, so if you see one of those happening, it might not be just for show and there may be real consequences. Or it might be all for show. It's still congress, after all.

@rodrigosanchez4224 27 күн бұрын

That's basically what it comes down to

@andrear.naples2916 27 күн бұрын

You mister are a genius... keep 'em coming pls

@Rrt98 27 күн бұрын

CEO got a slap on the wrist while poor Jimothy got a slap to the face when he saw what was happening that court.

@drhandle4498 27 күн бұрын

No doubt the poor CEO will cry himself to sleep tonight - will he have enough hundred dollar bills in the small change jar to dry his tears?

@BigbyOShaunessy 27 күн бұрын

Jimminy is sufficiently naïve to not be aware of the envelope exchange before the hearing. Or maybe it was gold ingots, luxury cars, or exotic vacations.

@Oudia777 26 күн бұрын

United Healthcare/Optum is the contracted middleman insurance company for the VA in the East coast and parts of Midwest. The likelihood of the US going after their buddies in United Healthcare was always going to be zero. They just like putting on a good show.

@WasabiSniffer 27 күн бұрын

this is as funny as it's tragic. and it's pretty damn funny.

@jacobh1833 27 күн бұрын

NGL Thought he was gonna slide CEO a 20, you know, to improve the conditions and such.

@kerasrc6230 27 күн бұрын

I can't unsee this skit. WTH

@timmy3822 27 күн бұрын

The irony that this video was prefaced with an advert for Bupa healthcare lol. 😂

@patrickclark9430 25 күн бұрын

Boeing: you guys want any help with that Jimothy?

@andrewthomas817 27 күн бұрын

Was waiting for the CEO to say "we will try super hard for you to not to find out"

@ljerry8440 27 күн бұрын

Dad always says the follow the money.

@jimpartridge9634 23 күн бұрын

Pro and con are opposites. Progress is? To move forward or improve. Congress is?

@tarasouthwell6132 18 күн бұрын

Me, a pharmacy tech, explaining what a prior authorization is to a patient: "your insurance doesn't want to pay for this. your doctor has to prove why you need it. there's nothing i can do to make this go any faster" them "but I have good insurance!" me: *sighs* "we'll decide how good it is if they actually end up providing the service you're paying them for"

@ZessXXify 27 күн бұрын

Aw, man. I’m really gonna miss Jimothy.

@Gwentheferret 26 күн бұрын

This sounds like something that I was informed about within the past year, a data breach through my healthcare provider. However, no personal or financial info was compromised, just part of my medical record. Nobody lost their business or was refused treatments because of it. So, at least there's that.

@electricerger 27 күн бұрын

Meanwhile the army of Johnathans are waiting for them to be in a dark alley.

@ekf5018 23 күн бұрын

Honestly thought when CEO held out his hand the congressman would plonk down a big bag with a dollar sign on it

@trappedoctopus 26 күн бұрын

Imagine being the one CEO that approves every claim that comes in and requires no prior auths. The board room spanking would be a night to remember.

@MToya-dv1xz 26 күн бұрын

Surprised that private equity hasn’t monetized the no-show rate for patients or preauthorization review, like selling options to bet against patients.

@fillng 24 күн бұрын

Actually the ceo deserves not only a handshake but a promise of some bailout for the losses to the big guy.

@SpamLamb1 26 күн бұрын

The phrase "butt spanking" was not on my bingo card for today.

@patrickhaarhues2870 27 күн бұрын

Pfizer will have same response….im super dooper sorry that happened congressman

@socpancake 26 күн бұрын

keep fighting the good fight, jimothy 😭

@hawktheelfowl 26 күн бұрын

The congressman definitely spends the next election cycle using Jimothy’s story as the reason you should vote for him in every speech. Meanwhile, Jimothy isn’t even from that district…

@maxkarlroberts 26 күн бұрын

When Democrats and Republicans work together ❤️

@somecallmetim46 27 күн бұрын

pharmacy and healthcare billing workers nationwide are here for their therapy appointments....

@jessiczar387 26 күн бұрын

All I could think of is a clip from the South Park episode where the president of BP oil makes a "we're sorry" video with sad music and having feel good things (like puppies and flowers) all around him when they cause a massive oil spill.

@brooks8792 26 күн бұрын

Take the corruption out of po.itics.

@word6344 26 күн бұрын

The outstretched hand gave me "Shake my hand... won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?" vibes

@Chimaerasuchus 24 күн бұрын

Dr. Glaucomflecken is probably Deadpool's GP he's so damn funny.

@mrpenguin636 27 күн бұрын

But he was super *duper* sorry, it's so unfair man 😢

@johnyarbrough502 27 күн бұрын

Another example of Congressional overkill and threats of micro management as they attempt to regulate complex financial and information systems at the expense of profit making enterprise.

@jamiejones7730 27 күн бұрын

Check the congressman's back pocket 😒

@milackurz 27 күн бұрын

Listen, a lot of those Congressional folks don't want you looking into their financials too hard. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Poor Jimothy might want to invest in a body guard!

@itsjustpeaches 22 күн бұрын

To show their appreciation to employees they send out a coaster..yes a drink coaster. Via usps nicely packaged. If you get a pen that says thank you …then that’s their way of saying how much they value you. Can you imagine what you mean to them if you get a candy too ?

@pamelas1002 27 күн бұрын

Well, he's "super, duper sorry." He must be excused and forgiven!

@thepekay 24 күн бұрын

I was expecting him to get handed out free money to "make sure it doesnt happen again"

@mindymmk 27 күн бұрын

😢😢😢

@NATEDOG 12 күн бұрын

I thought the medical field bigwigs OWN congress

@BlackTigr 27 күн бұрын

Literally soon as he said, "this cannot go unpunished", I immediately said to myself, "'you're gonna get a slap on the wrist.'" Sure enough, "Hold out your hand." Me: *throws hands up in a 'of course!' manner while rolling my eyes*

@peacenow42 24 күн бұрын

They get to set their own punishment in regards to customers...we will be offered free credit monitoring and all we need to do is hand our data to yet another internet-linked source!

@Mx.RumpusParable 26 күн бұрын

We should've just let Jimothy "handle" things before....

@anaryl 27 күн бұрын

They don't need punishment, they need pumashishment! Vote Puma 2024 (this comment was sponsored by Literal Pumas for Congress LLC, GmBh). Don't paws, let pumas make laws!

@ejk6304 27 күн бұрын

Well the leopards didn't bite *my* face!