INSANE Catan.

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Valefisk

Valefisk

Күн бұрын

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Chapters
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0:00 Introduction
2:25 Catan Tutorial
3:51 "Normal" Catan
36:10 The Great War Begins
37:25 The Great War for Catan
1:02:35 It's So Joever
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@Valefisk
@Valefisk 10 ай бұрын
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@endless_sands
@endless_sands 10 ай бұрын
Ok but what's the sauce for the sheep pic?
@JastwatchingYT
@JastwatchingYT 10 ай бұрын
Collab with Magic the Noah, two twisted minds might create one normal one.
@Willdroyd
@Willdroyd 10 ай бұрын
valefisk the telegram bots have come after you
@joshstraub6972
@joshstraub6972 10 ай бұрын
This was truly insane Catan
@codycombs8590
@codycombs8590 10 ай бұрын
Play Communist monopoly.
@rrrrCas
@rrrrCas 10 ай бұрын
This reminds me of a game of Catan in which my sister would not trade any sheep as she found them cute, essentially crashing the market
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 10 ай бұрын
Based sister tbh
@olasham5113
@olasham5113 10 ай бұрын
especially in the cursed version
@mcfarofinha134
@mcfarofinha134 10 ай бұрын
@@olasham5113 different kinda cute
@Boypower2566
@Boypower2566 10 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh
@Titanblade17
@Titanblade17 10 ай бұрын
My sister did this too, the problem was that everyone else had sheep too so we made her pay exorbitant prices to buy more.
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit 10 ай бұрын
when are we getting a connect 4* video *4 hundred
@donpollo3154
@donpollo3154 10 ай бұрын
This is unironically something I wanna see
@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179
@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 10 ай бұрын
That would quickly become a bastardized and lobotimized minesweeper.
@Michael-dj6pd
@Michael-dj6pd 10 ай бұрын
I hope it includes a great war scenario
@tendiesoffmyplate9085
@tendiesoffmyplate9085 10 ай бұрын
And when are you going to play the perfectly balanced Alpha Centauri?
@xdarin_
@xdarin_ 10 ай бұрын
NO *_NONONONO_*
@azzorwrath7686
@azzorwrath7686 10 ай бұрын
I’m glad to see that a sheep empire always forms no matter how much the game changes
@zarnox3071
@zarnox3071 10 ай бұрын
Now I'm wondering if there's a cursed version of Squatter.
@afinnishfishnet7366
@afinnishfishnet7366 10 ай бұрын
​@@zarnox3071cursed yahtzee
@secondlieutenan
@secondlieutenan 7 ай бұрын
Bro the first time I played a made a brick empire cuz I just kept a stealing it 😭
@AChamber
@AChamber 10 ай бұрын
really good game, thoroughly enjoyed getting wood for sheep
@spacesquid4298
@spacesquid4298 10 ай бұрын
WELSH
@heartysquid
@heartysquid 10 ай бұрын
Yeah what gives?!
@Inucroft
@Inucroft 10 ай бұрын
@@spacesquid4298 cymru am byth
@thehaybayle
@thehaybayle 10 ай бұрын
@@spacesquid4298💀💀💀
@haotatyan
@haotatyan 10 ай бұрын
Image links?
@maxdean9205
@maxdean9205 10 ай бұрын
"We won the great war! Back to normal Catan" what an odd sentence
@knightofficer
@knightofficer 6 ай бұрын
I mean that's kinda what they tried to do IRL, is like "our massive game of empires and squabbling for resources has resulted in an ungodly level of bloodletting and global devastation. Now that that's out of the way it's time to go back to business as usual and assume history has ended, and nothing bad will ever happen again!"
@juanowo
@juanowo 6 ай бұрын
average european
@destroyer4929
@destroyer4929 Ай бұрын
@@knightofficerand then something bad happened
@maivioz
@maivioz 10 ай бұрын
What a totally normal and fun Game of Catan that was. :)
@snorp6781
@snorp6781 10 ай бұрын
What a totally normal and fun Game of Catan that wasn't :)
@Grassman666
@Grassman666 10 ай бұрын
For the love of god stop trusting vale
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 10 ай бұрын
Hey, I found the word "gullible" at the 3:50 mark, Maivi!
@goodguykonrad3701
@goodguykonrad3701 10 ай бұрын
I feel like you guys could still restart that game from the beginning though
@user-py7qh8bn8s
@user-py7qh8bn8s 10 ай бұрын
important question what is the worst german state
@Valefisk
@Valefisk 10 ай бұрын
Small Correction: In Vanilla Catan you need 10 VPs to win, not 13 :)
@catman404
@catman404 10 ай бұрын
How dare you heart your own comment
@teaflavouredcoffee83
@teaflavouredcoffee83 10 ай бұрын
balls
@donpollo3154
@donpollo3154 10 ай бұрын
@@teaflavouredcoffee83 my balls
@ryangosling239
@ryangosling239 10 ай бұрын
if you have 7 cards, you shouldn't remove the half actually (13:34 for example) @Valefisk
@ducky_y_
@ducky_y_ 10 ай бұрын
Why did you decide to play on a small map?
@chasewilson3693
@chasewilson3693 10 ай бұрын
Vale now has to use spies to bait his """"friends"""" into playing his torture games. Its fantastic that its getting to the point where everyone vale knows is going to need a counter spy agency to verify every action they make to avoid Vales schemes.
@bulgarin786
@bulgarin786 10 ай бұрын
He might as well turn it into a torture social deduction "board game"
@ladywaffle2210
@ladywaffle2210 10 ай бұрын
VBVH - "Valefisk Boardgame Volunteer Hunters" AVBBI - "Anti-Valefisk Boardgame Bureau of Intelligence"
@benkersten1705
@benkersten1705 10 ай бұрын
Vale’s gotta invest in shell companies to attack the public now.
@Bloodlyshiva
@Bloodlyshiva Ай бұрын
""""friends"""" I can only hear this as Palpatine saying it in The Force Unleashed.
@dylantucker5374
@dylantucker5374 10 ай бұрын
A quick note at 25:24 For anyone not familiar with _The Campaign for North Africa,_ it can take up to 1,500 hours to complete a *_single campaign._* It is a stupidly long game
@HarrowKrodarius
@HarrowKrodarius 10 ай бұрын
To be honest. Imagine if Valefisk somehow managed to turn the Campaign for North Africa into Cursed Campaign for North Africa, in which it takes up to 3000 hours to complete a single campaign ;p
@Cordman1221
@Cordman1221 10 ай бұрын
Don't forget that it literally simulates pasta. Yes, the Italians get a malus for having pasta in their rations and if you don't have enough water, they can't cook their pasta.
@marmato9332
@marmato9332 10 ай бұрын
​@@Cordman1221Accurate
@Pedro_Colicigno
@Pedro_Colicigno 10 ай бұрын
@@Cordman1221 And the funny part is in TCNA you can have the really thing that happened of italian troups loosing to much water due to evaporation so they couldn't cook the meals. what a cursed game that is
@sanddry738
@sanddry738 10 ай бұрын
The fact that Vale apparently has a game going that shall one day be released is horrifying. I honestly can’t wait
@Ksescel
@Ksescel 10 ай бұрын
The fact that if there is a draw you have to play campaign for north Africa is one of the funniest parts of this to me
@WhaleMilk
@WhaleMilk 10 ай бұрын
I had to forcibly remind myself that this is actually Catan they’re playing and not some specially designed torture game on *incredibly* regular intervals
@theturnc0at
@theturnc0at 10 ай бұрын
Well to be fair, it *is* catan modified into being some specially designed torture game, but yeah I ended up forgetting it was Catan too sometimes, since it turned into Axis & Allies 1914 for several minutes
@fishtail2616
@fishtail2616 10 ай бұрын
@@theturnc0at it gets even better when you combine every expansion and turn it into a floor covering multi day/week journey of politics and war
@jonasvoss
@jonasvoss 10 ай бұрын
"How are you supposed to go back to playing normal Catan!?" I'm glad they included PTSD
@dusklunistheumbreon
@dusklunistheumbreon 10 ай бұрын
PTSD mechanic pog
@mihael64
@mihael64 10 ай бұрын
it's a feature not a bug
@jordanintheflesh2589
@jordanintheflesh2589 10 ай бұрын
I gotta admit going from a slightly longer than normal catan game to halfway thruough turning into a complelty new game makes this the funniest of the board games they've played on this channel
@Chris-zi9hf
@Chris-zi9hf 10 ай бұрын
I already view Catan as a cursed game (having played it too many times with people who'll take forever on their turns), but getting to watch other people suffer in an even worse Catan... that sounds absolutely cathartic to me
@amoliski
@amoliski 10 ай бұрын
I'm with you- Catan is my least favorite 'good' board game. So many better options out there.
@King1Z7
@King1Z7 10 ай бұрын
Our Catan games pretty much always turn into single player games as everyone tries to win by not trading with others, since one does not trade with enemies....
@tangerinemarmalade3326
@tangerinemarmalade3326 10 ай бұрын
catan-thartic
@BobertJoe
@BobertJoe 10 ай бұрын
@@amoliski I'd rather play Monopoly or Risk than Catan.
@Business_Skeleton
@Business_Skeleton 10 ай бұрын
​@@BobertJoerisk is fair enough but monopoly? Really?
@Shamitako
@Shamitako 10 ай бұрын
I actually really like the idea of Catan turning into Risk halfway through. I feel like this concept could work as a genuinely fun game with a bit of balancing
@Bludiamond_Titanium
@Bludiamond_Titanium 6 ай бұрын
I’ve tried this game and it’s actually balanced, from what I can tell.
@fredmanM
@fredmanM 6 ай бұрын
is there any meta to it? like should i rush infntry?@@Bludiamond_Titanium
@adisappointedfbiagent449
@adisappointedfbiagent449 3 ай бұрын
@@Bludiamond_Titanium How'd you try it?
@Bludiamond_Titanium
@Bludiamond_Titanium 3 ай бұрын
@@adisappointedfbiagent449 Tabletop simulator, of course.
@aurastrike
@aurastrike Ай бұрын
@@adisappointedfbiagent449 same way as everyone else: tabletop simulator steam workshop
@solsgarbage
@solsgarbage 10 ай бұрын
My first game of Catan began (and ended) with me rolling 7 four times in a row.
@Blue-Maned_Hawk
@Blue-Maned_Hawk 10 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that you had such a terrible first impression.
@TenBillionAnts
@TenBillionAnts 10 ай бұрын
@@piotrbojkoffConsecutive robbers turns are bad.
@TenBillionAnts
@TenBillionAnts 10 ай бұрын
@@piotrbojkoff friends.
@onomatopoeia7505
@onomatopoeia7505 10 ай бұрын
Kinda weird, especially since a 7 is the average on 2 dice.
@Totas_funnynumber
@Totas_funnynumber 6 ай бұрын
All hail the king of thieves
@Taitou25
@Taitou25 10 ай бұрын
"It's getting harder these days to convince people to come play games with me" Okay but imagine NOT wanting to find out what utterly insane shit Valefisk has to share.
@meelonsquid
@meelonsquid 2 ай бұрын
you're not the one who has to sit through these
@inbreadmad
@inbreadmad 10 ай бұрын
The fact that vale and teddy lost the great war because of no one knowing how devastation works is crazy
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, they also shot themselves in the foot by throwing all of their resources at nukes. Maybe they would've been able to make that pay off if they had the resources to build nukes, but they didn't, because nobody understood how devastation works.
@datbarricade9995
@datbarricade9995 6 ай бұрын
Catan with -Factories that burn coal -Pollution -The great war -Nuclear warfare ...sounds like you are playing Civ 6, my dude.
@PersonNumberYes
@PersonNumberYes 10 ай бұрын
Whenever we play Catan, we always name every single sheep we draw, and try to keep track of who has what sheep, so we'll constantly be like "wanna trade 2 rocks and bill for jose and a wheat?" "No I have Josephine, not Jose. But I don't wanna trade bill, how about mark?" "Ok what if I trade you Chad for Josephine AND Anderson?" And so on and so on. It gets incredibly difficult to remember who has what, but it's so fun because you get attached to each sheep.
@chocobear4078
@chocobear4078 10 ай бұрын
sounds like a great way to immediately inflate the price of an individual sheep
@Ze_Techno
@Ze_Techno 10 ай бұрын
@@chocobear4078 lmao business mindset
@user-oz5kp2cq4x
@user-oz5kp2cq4x 10 ай бұрын
I personaly would like to see ANOTHER session of this "game" with you now understanding the rules
@eloy8449
@eloy8449 10 ай бұрын
Same I feel like vale and teddy got cheated out of building the nuke 😢
@ArchonZach
@ArchonZach 10 ай бұрын
I like how in every video they all want the suffering to end, but they also want to win, thus extending their suffering
@Noblemartel
@Noblemartel 10 ай бұрын
Ah, the duality of man
@Tackimily06
@Tackimily06 10 ай бұрын
You don’t know how long I’ve waited for catan! My absolute favorite game of all time and now it’s been made insane I’m actually dying
@ivgorm9365
@ivgorm9365 10 ай бұрын
RIP
@AlbertAlbertB.
@AlbertAlbertB. 10 ай бұрын
You were anyway
@lpmatthews7387
@lpmatthews7387 10 ай бұрын
Same
@donpollo3154
@donpollo3154 10 ай бұрын
Hope they find a cure soon
@laserfoxpro
@laserfoxpro 10 ай бұрын
@@donpollo3154a cure to what? dysentery
@noahjester8471
@noahjester8471 10 ай бұрын
I love how Maivi always sounds like she's on the verge of tears. You have some incredibly trusting friends, Valefisk 😁
@laserfoxpro
@laserfoxpro 10 ай бұрын
yeah
@redeye4516
@redeye4516 10 ай бұрын
It's easy when they're chained up in your basement
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 10 ай бұрын
I'd like to point out that this time, Valefisk had Maivi invite the others specifically _because_ none of Vale's other friends trust him any more. Valefish has an incredibly trusting Maivi.
@noahjester8471
@noahjester8471 10 ай бұрын
​@timothymclean at this point, Maivi knows it's better to be in the devil's right hand, than be in his warpath. She thinks it'll spare her the horrors of Crypt II, but it will only delay the inevitable 😂
@harperreese264
@harperreese264 10 ай бұрын
I go to school with the grandson of the guy who made Catan. Klaus Teuber is rolling in his grave, and I’m rolling with laughter because this video is fucking spectacular
@sarkhan_guy
@sarkhan_guy 10 ай бұрын
Oh boy, time for more Vale board games. Ngl they've become my favorite aspect of this channel.
@PMARC14
@PMARC14 10 ай бұрын
Valefisk sabotaging himself by being unable to read the rules is an absolute dub for his victims
@purplebunz
@purplebunz 10 ай бұрын
If the rules for this were refined, it would legitimately be a good Catan expansion
@LadyMapi
@LadyMapi 10 ай бұрын
Honestly, the idea behind Settler's Campaign for North Catan is actually really cool. It's a shame that this take on it is so cursed.
@caltheuntitled8021
@caltheuntitled8021 10 ай бұрын
Just remove the meme art, special development cards, and longest turn card and it becomes a lot less cursed
@williamj.2695
@williamj.2695 6 ай бұрын
Played it with some friends, and tbh it's pretty well designed
@qwimpy1247
@qwimpy1247 10 ай бұрын
"We have Catan back on the space rig" Catan on the space rig:
@Galaxy82_
@Galaxy82_ 10 ай бұрын
this comment made my day
@Bludiamond_Titanium
@Bludiamond_Titanium 6 ай бұрын
Rock and stone!
@Ratscallion_exe
@Ratscallion_exe 4 ай бұрын
_The Campaign of North Catan_
@canastark7693
@canastark7693 10 ай бұрын
Little reminder that the creator of Catan, Klaus Teuber, has leaved this world on the 1st April this year. May he rest in peace and laugh watching this video from heavens.
@glitchedmatrix55
@glitchedmatrix55 10 ай бұрын
[T]7
@qm230
@qm230 10 ай бұрын
Damn I was hoping you were joking since he passed on april 1st, rip. Dude brought so many hours of joy to people.
@objectshowfan362
@objectshowfan362 14 күн бұрын
I guess you could say his death was a joke.
@professorhaystacks6606
@professorhaystacks6606 10 ай бұрын
Was not expecting Exodia as a victory condition.
@jonnyblade3234
@jonnyblade3234 10 ай бұрын
I started coughing from laughter at Exodia
@patrickhilgenberg7518
@patrickhilgenberg7518 10 ай бұрын
The funniest part is that there is a development card that just has everyone play a "short game of Campaign for North Africa"
@SirAroace
@SirAroace 10 ай бұрын
I think a non-cursed version of this rule-set could be cool.
@Infinite_Archive
@Infinite_Archive 10 ай бұрын
Can we keep the card art, though?
@crescendo614
@crescendo614 10 ай бұрын
The Longest Turn card should stay, too.
@avielle_meow
@avielle_meow 10 ай бұрын
@@Infinite_Archive Well they said non-cursed. I figure they mean the extra ruleset and the like, i can see catan with great wars really fun.
@dusklunistheumbreon
@dusklunistheumbreon 10 ай бұрын
@@Infinite_Archive We need to fix the wood card art, it's cropped a bit too heavily.
@phephemigi
@phephemigi 10 ай бұрын
Just in case anyone was wondering, the artist for the sheep resource is sanfingulipunrapin
@Ethanol276
@Ethanol276 10 ай бұрын
yall are down bad for the sheep card huh
@icantcomeupwithnames469
@icantcomeupwithnames469 10 ай бұрын
@@Ethanol276 got wood for sheep
@aengusdedanann181
@aengusdedanann181 10 ай бұрын
​@@Ethanol276just Welsh people being welsh
@spinnirack3645
@spinnirack3645 10 ай бұрын
Rather mediocre artist
@orbiter999
@orbiter999 10 ай бұрын
Based commenter
@evanmurphy9965
@evanmurphy9965 10 ай бұрын
Honestly this seems like a really fun concept, building up your base of power then warring for the rest of the board.
@mellow_mallow
@mellow_mallow 7 ай бұрын
That description just reminds me of how Vale explained OpenTTD
@ospreyv1890
@ospreyv1890 10 ай бұрын
>Notices the Abyss Bar ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!
@sciencool7227
@sciencool7227 10 ай бұрын
Did I hear a rock and stone?
@LugiatheOceanGuardian
@LugiatheOceanGuardian 10 ай бұрын
No you heard a stone and rock
@jeefster3177
@jeefster3177 3 ай бұрын
ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE
@Slothamn
@Slothamn 10 ай бұрын
I just wanna say that this is by far my favorite channel. I remember watching your company of hero videos 3 or 4 years ago and absolutely loving them. I haven’t really been watching your newer video’s but after watching this I’m excited for the future of the valefisk channel
@LugiatheOceanGuardian
@LugiatheOceanGuardian 10 ай бұрын
@@Slothamnyou can just edit your comment to fix it
@Slothamn
@Slothamn 10 ай бұрын
@@LugiatheOceanGuardian thank you for telling me that. Have a good day
@RADZIO895
@RADZIO895 10 ай бұрын
definitely go back and check out other videos of board games or tortures, it's not really "future of the channel" it's kinda how the channel has been for a while now
@Slothamn
@Slothamn 9 ай бұрын
Dang 211 likes. Thank you guys.
@nicorozner7417
@nicorozner7417 10 ай бұрын
Honestly, this looks like a bit more fun than normal Catan. Aside from the great brick shortage. Some things never change.
@twitching_bot574
@twitching_bot574 10 ай бұрын
30:40 "Knight of the round circle" got funnier and funnier the more I thought about it. Not just because it's supposed to be roundtable, but also with how redundant it is, since circles are inherently round.
@RipOffProductionsLLC
@RipOffProductionsLLC 10 ай бұрын
Unless it's a low polygon circle in a PS1 era game...
@owlwaifu4949
@owlwaifu4949 10 ай бұрын
This video will be my first time actually ever learning both how to play settlers or catan and seeing it actually played Idk how to feel about that
@spacebearcadet746
@spacebearcadet746 10 ай бұрын
This is the cursed edition. No great war in the original version, no coal or factories.
@laserfoxpro
@laserfoxpro 10 ай бұрын
same
@marcor815
@marcor815 10 ай бұрын
Imagine if it had „undevelopment“ cards that had negative effects on the other players like „Sabotage: next player in turn order loses one victory point“ or „Earthquake: previous player in turn order has to downgrade one city“
@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 10 ай бұрын
"American Intervention: any player south of the one who pulled this card loses 3 victory points"
@cameronsmith3047
@cameronsmith3047 10 ай бұрын
​@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 and is "liberated" if it has oil
@NovelPond
@NovelPond 10 ай бұрын
ROCK, AAANNND. STOOOONNNNNE!!!!
@AChamber
@AChamber 10 ай бұрын
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
@ospreyv1890
@ospreyv1890 10 ай бұрын
ROCK ON!
@ferrisbowser3352
@ferrisbowser3352 10 ай бұрын
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!
@dashofsalt4359
@dashofsalt4359 10 ай бұрын
Did I hear a rock and stone?
@jeefster3177
@jeefster3177 3 ай бұрын
STONE AND ROCK... wait a minute
@solarcupid2583
@solarcupid2583 10 ай бұрын
How did Vale manage to find such a big group of masochists for his videos? It's astounding
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 10 ай бұрын
They're not masochists, they're just his friends. And stubborn.
@lelwani
@lelwani 10 ай бұрын
watching vale lets me live my vicarious fantasy of having friends
@bigbananabill
@bigbananabill 5 ай бұрын
i love gaming
@gingerbread3044
@gingerbread3044 10 ай бұрын
Ahh,yes: "The campaign for North Africa", the og torture game. Vale will definitely bring it to the channel one day or another
@KaneyoriHK
@KaneyoriHK 10 ай бұрын
I was not expecting the war strategy mix-up, but I'm oddly interested
@ozzyp0p153
@ozzyp0p153 10 ай бұрын
It’s a good century when valefisk uploads
@systaltic863
@systaltic863 10 ай бұрын
It’s because that’s how long each game takes
@mrmason2342
@mrmason2342 10 ай бұрын
This looks actually super fun, catan and the great war aspect by the modification, first time I watched someone play catan and I'm intrigued. If there is a round 2 I would watch them play it.
@PerishingPurplePulsar
@PerishingPurplePulsar 10 ай бұрын
As someone who has been toying with the idea of expanding SoC ever since I first played it as a kid but was to lazy to ever actually try, this video is already perfect and I'm only like 1 min in so far, omg
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam 10 ай бұрын
"I hate you" "my parents say that all the time" truly the kindest most inspiring parents in history
@harrybaulsz5174
@harrybaulsz5174 10 ай бұрын
ma boi
@NuggetGal
@NuggetGal 10 ай бұрын
welcome to catan: where one resource is always moved around or hoarded, and there are never enough of the others. especially one of them, which is always a prerequisite for settlements. remember kids: the 4:1 bank deal exists. and it can be VERY powerful.
@ragnorak6452
@ragnorak6452 10 ай бұрын
Imagine if this was how we got the campaign for north africa video, as part of a tiebreaker.
@Swamp_Hound
@Swamp_Hound 10 ай бұрын
"you're here to watch people yell at each other, not learn the game" he knows his viewers so well.
@The_Daily_Roll
@The_Daily_Roll 10 ай бұрын
I know I’d be convinced, but who else would lose their mind playing these torture games 😂. Valefisk is trustworthy
@BaronVonMott
@BaronVonMott 10 ай бұрын
I would pay good money for a legit war expansion to Catan, based on this. Memes aside, that was great way to add combat to the game!
@johiahdoesstuff1614
@johiahdoesstuff1614 10 ай бұрын
Vale just slowly increasing the size of everything instead of selecting it all and using numpad +. So much pain
@Nullbound
@Nullbound 10 ай бұрын
A smile crept across my face when I saw this in my recommended. I felt like the grinch about to commit some devious acts in whoville... Btw I still haven't played normal Catan cuz I don't have anyone to play board games with, but now I possess a strong desire to play Cursed Catan. You, Sir Valefisk, have outdone yourself.
@chrismanuel9768
@chrismanuel9768 10 ай бұрын
Vale's evil is inspiring, but Maivi's personality really makes these videos fun.
@Tylorean
@Tylorean 3 ай бұрын
The most cursed thing about this version is that it’s not a perfect Hexagon anymore.
@notasmiler1571
@notasmiler1571 10 ай бұрын
Why is this like a genuinely good game, this should legit be licensed ether as a large expansion or renamed as its own separate game (obviously with the flavour text changed dramatically)
@SachikaRomanova
@SachikaRomanova 10 ай бұрын
You know its going to be a good video when the intro is 90% Maivi saying how much she hates everything. 💜
@JTCF
@JTCF 10 ай бұрын
I want to see a rematch. This was one hell of a rollercoaster.
@MagicTheNoah
@MagicTheNoah 10 ай бұрын
I love messed up board games
@chasejohnson8326
@chasejohnson8326 6 ай бұрын
love your vids noah
@Name_Pendingg
@Name_Pendingg Ай бұрын
i love that one turn, vale and teddy are completely winning, then the very next they're being completely crushed
@orivilletycoon1437
@orivilletycoon1437 10 ай бұрын
"I hate the sheep" -Apollyon from For Honor
@MasterSachaa
@MasterSachaa 10 ай бұрын
Valefisk is my favorite board game channel. He presents must-plays for all families and friend groups!
@QuintonMurdock
@QuintonMurdock 10 ай бұрын
5:15 I screamed in delight. I love that it’s in the abyss bar lmao
@3irc601
@3irc601 10 ай бұрын
"One of the Knight of the round circle." Well done.
@PokemonWalkthroughDS
@PokemonWalkthroughDS 10 ай бұрын
The torture games are fun but I'd love to see more videos like the Diplomacy video where y'all are invested and giving banter into a game where everyone is at least trying a little, the torture games are getting to a point where people are just kind of checking out
@adadada9668
@adadada9668 10 ай бұрын
I agree.
@inspectorcake9637
@inspectorcake9637 10 ай бұрын
I like seeing Vale encounter torture experiences from other people
@retrorebootmusic
@retrorebootmusic 10 ай бұрын
Damn, I was JUST thinking "i wonder if ive missed another Valefisk torture video" And here it is!
@arifal-yousif
@arifal-yousif 10 ай бұрын
As someone more familiar with the other Katan of the Chris variety, I'm nonetheless excited for this and the ensuing wacky hijinks!
@goto_1032
@goto_1032 10 ай бұрын
Always happy to see an upload from you, keep it up
@KitzenVonCatzen1134
@KitzenVonCatzen1134 10 ай бұрын
it took me too long to realise what the "or" card was also despite all my... "research" i couldnt find the original sheep image
@corinthianimperialstudios704
@corinthianimperialstudios704 10 ай бұрын
I rewatch one of your videos last night and you upload a new one, godspeed my mans
@alyx5491
@alyx5491 10 ай бұрын
You should always credit the artist so… does anyone know who made the sheep art? Asking for myself.
@psgamer-il2pt
@psgamer-il2pt 10 ай бұрын
Soace
@Bazingagmd
@Bazingagmd 10 ай бұрын
by sanfingulipunrapin :)
@swivelsaysno
@swivelsaysno 10 ай бұрын
artist name is sanfingulipunrapin
@masterjbt
@masterjbt 10 ай бұрын
@@swivelsaysnocan you link that specific art
@vipertooth3933
@vipertooth3933 10 ай бұрын
@@masterjbt It's literally the pinned post on their Twitter.
@randomfoxyboi8687
@randomfoxyboi8687 10 ай бұрын
I love how this is my first actual exposure to Catan and it just turns into Civilization
@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer 10 ай бұрын
i'd been craving torture game content lately since i've been rewatching videos from both you and magic the noah, thank god for this gift
@isabellal1434
@isabellal1434 6 күн бұрын
17:17 "what does that mean" 💀 I can't believe how fast I recognized where that is, and I'm shocked Vale didn't recognize it too
@enzochoi923
@enzochoi923 10 ай бұрын
I was thinking at work today "I hope a new valefisk video comes out today" and here we are, enacting man made horrors well within my comprehension, and deeply scarring to Vale's friends.
@emred4653
@emred4653 10 ай бұрын
That was pretty fun to watch. Another go at this with correct rules would be fun to watch again too
@needlebodkin7693
@needlebodkin7693 10 ай бұрын
The first half was so enjoyable im down to watch you guys play normal games, the torture was just an amazing bonus
@Hangry_Hungarian
@Hangry_Hungarian 10 ай бұрын
Finally another Valefisk video of suffering! I have waited to long!
@battlefield456
@battlefield456 10 ай бұрын
You know its a good day when Valefisk updates :)
@typicallystupidperson1273
@typicallystupidperson1273 10 ай бұрын
now i need to know what the sheep in the cursed catan was originally
@darthvader7871
@darthvader7871 10 ай бұрын
Vale just uploaded my day just got better
@propeltheprototoaster8151
@propeltheprototoaster8151 3 ай бұрын
i love how after the 37 minute mark, it just turned into HOI 4
@onetrickgirl
@onetrickgirl 10 ай бұрын
Opening a valefisk video and immediately hearing "i hate you" sets a very fitting tone.
@nerdanarcho
@nerdanarcho 10 ай бұрын
what a shame they didn't tie, a short game of The Campaign for North Africa would've been nice to see
@P-nk-m-na
@P-nk-m-na 5 ай бұрын
yeah i woulda loved a nice short 1000 hour longplay :)
@prockstudios5319
@prockstudios5319 10 ай бұрын
This video was amazing. A sequel would go so hard
@shadowsovereign4948
@shadowsovereign4948 10 ай бұрын
YESSS! I got tired of rewatching the Cursed Intruder Map videos! New vale vid just dropped babe, time to watch it a million times.
@phyllotaxis
@phyllotaxis 10 ай бұрын
21:50 Of all the things you added, I genuinely didn't expect Astolfo
@moondragon5573
@moondragon5573 10 ай бұрын
Vale didnt make this, thats why he made many blunders throughout the Video.
@Graphomite
@Graphomite 10 ай бұрын
Pro strat tip: Replace the robber piece with Maxwell. It will enhance your Catan experience.
@actes_3751
@actes_3751 10 ай бұрын
My family is obsessed with Catan, love this
@thicc_vic
@thicc_vic 10 ай бұрын
Aside from the funny card picture changes this mod actually adds cool new ideas to ghe game
@Flygoniaks
@Flygoniaks 9 ай бұрын
What I love about this particular "insane" version of a board game is that, besides the assortment of memes thrown into the development cards, it is entirely possible for this to play out like a (relatively) normal game of Catan with a few extra resource types, and never have to deal with... y'know. You only face the "consequences" if you try to abuse the new mechanics.
@krazybonnie5523
@krazybonnie5523 9 ай бұрын
Cursed catan is an experience beyond your wildest imagination I played it after watching the video(with some edits to the rules that allowed for 3 way great war) It was so stupid, i had like 1 capitol + 3 cities on sheep, so i spammed arty(i had 2:1 sheep trades for ore) & maxed the research for inf & arty, basically occupied half the board and my opponents gave up
@angstqueen9360
@angstqueen9360 10 ай бұрын
"Knight of the round circle" Good job. Great work. 10/10
@nicholasgreen4921
@nicholasgreen4921 10 ай бұрын
I love this game, thank god someone finally understands the beauty of Catan
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