Here's the file if you want it yourself: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2963855137 Someone remind me to give it a proper description next week...

For anyone wondering, my professor was fine with me arriving more than an hour late to that lecture lmao

The most unbelievable part of this isn't that ChatGPT was able to come up with a fairly adequate board game, but that Vale can still say "Guys wanna play Tabletop???" And still has willing participants.

Regular Libertarian: Complains about taxes Lynx Libertarian: IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SHIT FROM HIS PANTS?

Well, hold on, the druid's not rolling to shit; he gets to take a shit once per turn and rolls to see if it heals. He's rolling to see if the shit is _satisfying._

Somehow I managed to bluff my way into surviving on one health for most of that, 10/10, Don't make me play that ever again.

The epic journey of one man in search of the ultimate prize: to finally be able to take a shit for the first time in his life

"The A-Team but they're all priests" My good Sir, that is called 'The A-Men'

‘If God isn’t real then why do I have double my health?’ Almost made me lost my shit roll

Vale is teaching ChatGPT on how to torture people, literally creating HAL 9000

I subscribe to the interpretation that the "Tainted Throne" in "Havoc of the Tainted Throne" is a "Tainted Porcelain Throne" (i.e. a dirty toilet), because if you assume that, then it is clear that the premise of this whole game is that everyone is in a scramble to use the toilet (which explains the "Havoc" bit of the name), which explains why almost every item you grab just makes your more flatulent. That is all genius if the ai came up with that.

"Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe" is such a perfect quote, someone needs to use it for a campaign slogan

Vale: "Dammit ChatGPT!!! Let us end the game already!" ChatGPT: "I'm sorry Vale. But I'm afraid I cannot do that."

With better polish and balancing this could totally be a real board game I'd pay money for

If you are all good this year the Peroni fairy might leave you a fresh 6 pack in the dead of night

I absolutely adore this tactic of getting stinky items so that no other potential combatant would dare touch you in fear of obtaining the same items

ChatGPT made a board game where people arguing about the rules is a central mechanic to the game, that's pretty smart tbh

Actually ChatGPT wins the game because it's secret win condition of every player getting a fart joke got activated.

The idea of valefisk teasing a "big project" is terrifying to me.

I think vale could have technically won the fight at 1:16:22. With the necklace of paranoia it’s totally reasonable for an alliance to fall through or for maivi to be attacked by pedejo due to mistrust.

watching the druid be constipated all game only to aggressively shit themselves multiple times in a row after getting locked into a room

It's been almost 10 minutes in the video and the game hasn't started yet, gosh this is going better than what i thought.

Valefisk is the type of guy who uses AI to torture people and then claim he didn’t start the AI apocalypse

These vague-ass items actually work really well with the fighting system 😁

The fact that you colour code the captions is a godsend and I thank you for it.

With a little bit of polishing, this would actually be a cromulent board game, which is hilarious

Wait a second, maivi called for a crusade, sent temod to heaven making him a saint, then made his body a relic. Was maivi pope the whole time?

I love how at 1:40 you can see part of the prompt which says "The players should have to fight each other to win, and grow to hate each other in the process. The rules should be as confusing as possible."

The pure uncontrollable joy in grown adults over their fellow shitter shitting themselves with the power of s thousand suns is beyond gold.

The combat system here is actually an insanely good concept

Interesting that chatgpt fixed Vale's typo of Preist and correctly assigned Priest. Also gotta love how this is basically a roleplaying game.

For anyone wondering on the fart sound level: the average fart is 80 decibels, and 100 decibels is 100 times more intense than 80. Therefore, the enhanced fart noice would make a sound equal to what it sounds like to stand one meter (or 3ish feet) away from a disco loudspeaker. This means that to avoid breaking your eardrums or getting tinnitus, you could use the boots of blunder to hover above the farter, as long as the farter is laying face down of course.

I NEED the full rules for this. This seems like it would be a great party game (drunk game with friends) it seems like it has elements from other card games like the nebulous nature of card meanings and interacting bonuses that are also meaningless in a way that would make this a really hilarious REAL game.

Vale: I'm made something Everyone: **Fear intensifies**

Gotta love that the AI revolution will most likely be caused by one man and his board games giving computers a lust for blood

Valefisk is like that guy in school who says "lets jump of a bridge" and somehow convince his friends to do it twice

That "born to shit, forced to wipe" after an hour of buildup nearly killed me.

you know it's a valefisk video when it's been 8 seconds and you already have to process what's happening

This video makes me realize how much I want to see the crew play D&D.

vale's gradual transformation into an invisible spirit of wind and noise, traveling at incredible speed and absolutely clobbering all who stand in his way

I low how ChatGPT actually corrected "preist" into "priest" when assigning roles.

The beer goblin's infamous *balcony beer* never fails to instill vigor and strength in the hearts of men, much like the glorious sausage of strength...

"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension." - Nikola Tesla

Vale discovering the pain of superfight. "Ah, but how will you get past my kale chip fortress!" "Uhmm, actually, you didn't have enough time to create a kale chip fortress"

Vale should have made the argument that he can turn the bag of infinite chips inside out which would pour a sea of chips on his opponent at high speed.

With just a few balance changes I could see this being an actual game that gets sold! Stuff like keeping rooms constant, so traps hit everyone who goes through them (not just the first person to enter them) and item rooms give items to people entering after the first one as well. Could give people with lower speed more items when entering an item room? Flavour it as an investigation stat, they're taking more time in each room. Amazing that an AI can make really great foundations for a social debate dungeon crawler boardgame!

"design a board game that is intentionally bad -that is to say, playing it is a horrific slog. the players should have to fight each other to win,and grow to hate each other in the process. the rules should be as confusing as possible and include a barrage of different cards and equations to annoy all the players."-Valefisk 2023 chatgpt

what's really cool about this is that you could very easily make "expansion packs" for this game as well, would just need to know the parameters vale used to make the original items

Here are some ideas I have to make the game more balanced: 1. If a player dies they instead go back to spawn but still lose all their items and their next turn and has to draw a new objective and reshuffle their old objective into the deck. 2. Movement should be made with either a d4 or a d6 and the number on the character card is the modifier to the roll. 3. If the necromancer kills a player that player is still taken back to spawn, but the necromancer is given a thrall token. This token has 1 in all stats and moves with the necromancer. The necromancer stills gets its bonus. The thrall is killable and the necromancer can have multiple of them.

Ima be dead honest. Your one of the only KZfaqrs that I’m truly excited to see an upload pop up. Your videos are always funny and exciting.

1:00:23 I'm just imagining the cacophonos sound as Vale moves his way through the dungeon, the haunting echoes of a fart louder than God himself as death approaches all.

The gap between Valefisk and Magic The Noah is closing. Soon they will become one and force us all to play their horrifying creations as a bloodsport.

Novel and Vale "winning" and getting their shit absolutely rocked by the Samurai in a two on one is such an "anime" thing to happen

"Hey Maivi, I need you to help make some torture devices to use on yourself." I swear, Vale has some kind of dirt on those people.

Love seeing where Vale’s “creativity” (sadistic madness) gives us

Vale's Walter White-esque ability to leverage his friends for his benefit despite multiple occasions of past trauma caused solely by his creations will never cease to astound me

The democratic combat system is actually a really cool idea, since it involves all players most turns, making other peoples turns still be important to you.

Its a mix of Betrayal at House on the Hill and Superfight, which is honestly hilariously and works super well. If Vale ever tries to get this published with more polish I would 100% be part of a kickstart for this.

The Kale chips could have been used to drown the opponent in chips until there’s no more air to breathe

I kept waiting for the revelation that the throne was the porcelain throne so that the winner could shit

house rules: the game

Oh good lord, this is going to be absolutely insane. An AI board game. Sweet Christ.

I like to imagine for stealing the rock Lynx just saw it at his feet and picked it up after Temod threw it.

Chat GPT casually coming up with one of the simplest and simultaneously funniest fighting systems I've seen 😂😂😂

can i just say it is very cool that you not only gave everyone a unique text color but also made it so that their name is also that color when they are mentioned that’s just super nice

Please turn the balcony beer into special item in your next board game

the fun part of this game that while characters are slower/faster, and stronger/weaker than others, that actually makes you a target if you're better, or have the weaker characters team up to take you down lol It's like unofficial villagers in a Werewolf game, technically they have their own goals to win but they need to band together before the assassin shanks them BUT you can't just team up and feel safe because cards will be either betraying or killing you, or stealing an item you picked up as a goal, lol

I can't believe no one used the kale chips as an early warning sign of someone approaching, just for someone else to use the hoverboots to bypass that warning

25:20 I absolutely love how passionate the "NOOO!" is

My favorite joke of this video was near the end talking about double invisibility and the joke being “you haven’t unlocked his character yet.”

In a wacky universe where this game is developed more, there should be an inventory limit. You can have say a max of 5 items and after that if you want to pick up an item you find you need to drop one from your inventory. Then, if a player walks up to the tile where you dropped the item, they can pick it up if they want to.

ring of invisibility should let the holder remove their piece from the board until they're on a tile with someone else, or discovering a new room 👀

you guys totally missed the counter-combo between the ring that makes you invisible if you're unnoticed and the necklace of paranoia.

15:31 Traditional necromancer spells include finger of death, death clutch, and boneshatter. Gotta call this one for Solll.

Vale is single handedly making the robot revolution go faster. Great job man. :)

Vale had his objective completed so long but he forgot it, the sausage of strength. What an amazing video was this, ill be waiting for the next one.

The very first RPG with a flatulence build, that's crazy

A game that isn't proper torture? Valefisk has been kidnapped

The beer fairy visited us all that night.

Just imagine vale vs pedejo, with duel of fates playing in background, but every instrument is instead a thundering fart

I like the idea that vale is so fast he can make a machine gun of throwing kale chips

I fear what Vale will do next, at this rate he is gonna birth a sadistic AI to assist in all his tortu- I mean game sessions

This is top comedy. Like I'm completely screwed on college work, but I'm happy I watched this.

Im amazed how close to actual playable game this turned out to be

In his strife to become the ultimate Tycoon, Vale has now outsourced and automated even the task of coming up with torture devices

Valefisk chaos with the A.I inching towards world domination the wiser it gets? Can't imagine a better teamup

i fear for the man who suffers the wrath of vales 800 decibel, kale chip powered fart

6:08 There's not enough credit given for this joke, my god. "Before Can" and "After Can" abbreviates to BC and AC, and to think of that joke on the spot is quite impressive. A clap and a half for this one.

Ahhh, these videos have become an addiction for me. I wonder if I could get Chat GPT to make Valefisk board game videos to tide me over bewtween every real Valefisk board game video.

i looove fart jokes!

I was really expecting the balcony beer to become an item

31:17 Vale: "You get to haunt PedeJo." *Hearts of Iron 4 theme plays* PedeJo: "Noooooo"

I really should be studying for finals, but the DM in me can't resist trying to make this into an actually good game.

I feel like I've had a nightmare that is the exact premise of this video

Okay no I NEED to know what the prompt was for this, I want to see what other things ChatGPT can come up with

Spark: Unironically, this sounds really fun if the items weren't limited and death wasn't permanent. Just an evolving character and discussion game.

I love how almost all of the first 8 min of this video are just Balcony Beer. Good stuff, laughed a lot

its always a good day when vale releases another insane, chaotic and possibly torturous game.

It's all about cornering the fart synergy early enough.

As The Lord of cans I can confirm dates are sorted between "Before Can" and "After Can"