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Damn bro imagine being the turtle just like “eh I’m sure they’ll find me someday”

0:08 At this point I’m convinced that deer live in a secret religion where they believe cars are angels

‘Most sheep are electric now’ well I think they need better engines for their brain (Edit: jesus christ 100+ likes?!?!?!) (Also thanks for all the likes for me this is a new record)

If you think snails with legs is weird, imagine a bipedal frog sprinting towards you, it's feet making a *plap, plap, plap* sound as it runs.

13:23 it's "hose bee lion" which is "hoes be lyin" 😭

Wait a second Cows have a sense of humor?

If Having a tortoise for 7 years tought me anythings. Its that if their head fits somewhere they think their whole body will

Just so everyone knows, the cow at 2:34 was originally animated.

@10:28 & 24:44 I think those are both ravens @10:44 the thing that raccoon is riding on is a peccary AKA javelina, a pig-like animal native to the American Southwest & Latin America @13:23 hose bee lion ("hoes be lying") @22:27 that's Puxsutawney Phil, the exact groundhog who declares whether we'll have an early spring or 6 more weeks of winter depending on whether or not he sees his shadow on Groundhog's Day. @29:31 y'all might remember the Fossa from their appearance in the DreamWorks animated classic "Madagascar", they are a cousin of the mongoose and are the largest native carnivorous mammal on the island of Madagascar.

13:23 I think it's supposed to say "Hose Bee Lion", which translates to "Hoes be lyin'."

7:27 imagine getting caught by police because a freaking mosquito snitched on you, from beyond the grave at that 😂

Deer are not gonna get shit in court but they always think they will

That wild boar meme got me thinking about that once scene in Lion King. ‘Hey! Who’s the pig!? ‘Are you talking to me?’ ‘Uh oh he called him a pig.’ ‘Are you talking to me?’ ‘Shouldn’t have done that!’ ‘Are you talking to me?!’ ‘Now they’re in for it!’ ‘They call me…Mr. Pig! Aaaaaahhh!’

6:50 A horse's horsepower output can vary depending on the breed, size, and type of work it's doing. On average, a horse can sustain about 7.3 horsepower over longer periods of time and 14.9 horsepower in short bursts. However, a horse can reach a maximum of almost 15 horsepower during a sprint.

4:48 clearly the saurpod, they're already though to make very deep yet beautiful calls, imagine how amazing them playing the trumpet would sound

6:50 for anyone wondering why does 1 horse not have 1 horse power here's the explanation: The unit of HP was established by Americans (which can already explain a lot) that kept measuring the power of one horse over and over again, not realizing that the horse can get tired The almost dead tired horse kept producing less and less force by time, which of course effected the whole measuring, but the Yanks didn't seem to mind that, so they just rounded it up and called it a day Also it depends on the breed of the horse, so that's why some horses can produce up to 23 HP by themselves

3:30 Jurassic Park ahh moment

0:19: “Yo, you have any cats?”

YOU'LL OUTLIVE EVERY SINGLE OWNER OF THIS HOUSE, THINK TUTEL, THINK !

Tortoise in the thumbnail is a red-footed tortoise! Awww

1:27 That bear if hungry enough and they’re near, will eat them alive.

2:30 Immortal snail moment

You mess with the crabbo you get the stabo😂😂😂

6:35, imagine finding a bird and being like "cute birb" and then remembering they haven't existed in 83 years

For that comment about why we never notice snails coming: He is an uncultured fool. It should be common knowledge that if you move slowly enough you are invisible to the naked eye. How has he never heard the teachings of Drax?

Bears are the chillest animals ever even if they're menaces

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Knock knock

0:51 missed opportunity to say bear bnb

21:52 OMG, DUDE, YOUR VOICE WAS *PERFECT* FOR THAT OMG

7:27 That mosquito is a dang snitch!

19:15 If this cat's as tough as my aunt's cat, any dog that breaks ranks will spend three days in the animal hospital... 22:28 Punxsutawney Phil is a groundhog who is rumored to tell the end of winter. If he sees his shadow, we get 6 more weeks of winter. The custom began with German immigrants who used to forecast weather from when badgers emerged from their sets (burrows). Finding no local badgers in the area where they settled in America, they used the ground hog as a substitute.

0:15 EXCUSE ME.

Imagine getting caught for stealing a car because of a god damn vampiric fly.

0:14 Wait, you mean that’s not normal for us humans?

you actually sound like you enjoy making these good on you mate

The thing I usually use to distract myself isn’t working for some reason :(

15:25 That's not fat, that's muscle and thick skin.

1:46 well, the cat is mostly accurate, but my cat smells like fish.

3:11 me to all Splatoon fans: “okay guys it’s happening, everyone stay calm!”

A giant isopod would indeed tantalize me. We would keep him in a big tub in the basement and he would be my fren. He is roly-poly, but beeg. 24:35

Praise the Dog.

did you change the thumbnail?

9:12 this implies some do own houses

12:59 that’s a “borealopelta”, not a nodosaurus

24:04 It is actually a wallaby so saying “which photo” makes sense

2:52 brain got confused for a sec because that gosling is at the exact same development stage as my own. Who is in my lap watching with me. Not sure why my brain thought that was her, in hindsight. (Accurate meme though, she's a menace and would kill me if given the opportunity)

6:11 quokkas also literally throwing their own children to get away from predators

I'm not 100% sure but the lady on public transport with an Eagle Owl in the no context Russia might be Nika and Yoll, they have a channel on here detailing Nikas everyday life taking care of Yoll

3:57 I do the exact same thing. Caught myself watching the video on corvids.

i was asleep trying to sleep to ur voice but your ninging dawg 16:24

this has brought me joy

13:24 it says hose bee lion (i think you can figure it out now lol)

2:12 "Twese wlesbians are twying to kill me" looking ahh

5:53 I saw this and showed my mom then we agreed that's it's actually completely spotted cos its dark

17:44 they arent the closest. They are dragons.

7:04, not anymore, rich people are on the menu

2:07 i need to bleach my eyes after seeing that ._.

23:22 is cool

27:46 most ants are actually smaller than the wavelengths used in a microwave and are unaffected by it.

Did the hippos sue for damages on account of the literal years they were fed an improper diet of meat? (hippos are herbivores)

6:44 a real life test shows that a horse can actually produce around 6 horse power, NOT 15. The horse in the test produces 5.7 horse power

0:05 Literally earlier today a baby deer ran into the road right in front of my car; thankfully I was able to slow down, but it was a bit of a jumpscare 😅

22:30 Punxsutawney Phil is a groundhog :)

Giraffe dad: What the hell?!?

I need all of these please how much HOW MUUUUCHHHH

The ants will not be harmed in the microwave don’t worry.

I couldn't stop smiling the entire video

13:23 To be alone? And yes that is a bee

12:21 I was not prepared for that subreddit to be included in this video

10:27 those are both crows…

10:45 that is a peccary, basically a calmer and smaller boar

11:22 *amalgamate noises intensify*

0:36 dont we all do that thats just an avrage sunday for me

0:13 me too

15:46 I think know that god being referenced.

hay polarbears are like my dad!

0:27 ...😏 Makes me think of the book title of the inspiration for Blade Runner.

14:00 im pretty sure human eyes dont glow in the dark on normal cameras.

0:14 is a common fact among all animals that poop, and have a nice day :)

20:46 if anything, they would be scared of you, how would you feel if you saw a raptor in the woods all of a sudden

Why did the chicken cross the road

22:26 That’s a groundhog. That’s probably the Groundhog Day groundhog. It’s an American holiday type thing where we pretend that figuring out if the groundhog saw it’s shadow or not when it emerged from hibernation can predict if spring is going to come early. His name is Punxsutawney Phil

The Aardwolf looks like a mini hyena and I am here for it

10:13 well thats actually pretty cool.

0:49 - its a Bearberry! 🙃🙂

0:14 They're just like me, frfr!

38 MINS LETS GO

1:33 Ain't no way that pelican's trying to eat a whole ass wallaby 🤣

18:49 Looks like every Eipril Animation (DO NOT LOOK UP, WARNING, WARNING, NOT APPROVED)

Yeaaaaaa meme bin

0:25 violets are blue, electric sheep cannot be true

That poor water bear

Mans later than I was to class in middle school 😂

Let’s go, another video 😀

24:32 well it depends what mood I’m in.

24:44 this is totally very helpful.

Exactly an hour

Collared peccary

Man polar bears really are just like me for real.