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The sexual tension between Lynx's forehead and his desk

The "keep drawing, idiot" house rule is obviously the best house rule.

Ah yes, Peak UNO is 15% Actually playing UNO, 5% Yelling at people for playing +2s, +4s, Skips, Reverses & Wilds thinking that it's a targetted attack and 80% Arguing about which fucked up House Ruleset you're actually playing with.

Every Valefisk episode that’s not The Campaign for North Africa makes me crave it more. I can’t wait for the 10 hour Valefisk torture session

The only rules of Uno are those you can gaslight the other players into believing

10:35 Here’s a fun fact! The Campaign for North Africa can take up to around 1500 hours on average, for one play through! Jon Freeman is thought to have said in response to the game: “… To survive is to win”, hinting at the hilariously long amounts of time required to play it. Clearly, nobody would be dumb enough to be interested! It’s been 1852 hours, 47 minutes. Tell my mother I love her... I-I’m- I’m almost there… send help-

Lynx sounds like a reluctantly invested drunk uncle thats pissed he's too drunk to drive home so he's forced to stay the night

Once the Uno Amalgam is released you guys are legally required to play it

the fact that vale uses the draw until you get a card rule is just proof of his villain origin story

The fact that they never learn the controls for TTSim adds so much to the scuff. It turns every session into another torture game, I love it. Every action they take is 100 times more complex since they never realize it can be done far more easily. (Showing someone else your hand, drawing a precise number of cards from a deck, etc).

maivi not going to the dentist activley spitting out pieces of tooth to play fucking uno is the level of dedication i can only dream of

Dyno winning off of GAMBLING is a certified Vale classic

After a while the game stops being about winning, but a clash between people wanting the game to end and the sadists keeping the game going. Also let Maivi say babygirl she's earnt it

lynx professing his hatred for every event in the game killed me

"Have fun or draw 17" me:

you REALLY need to play Chemicards, previously known as Uno Amalgam, whenever that comes out it's the *PERFECT* torture card, it's mashing like hundreds of uno versions all together into a single game, lol

Seeing Lynx on 1 card with 37minutes runtime left of the video... so good

42:49 Vale's wheeze turning into what sounded like a genuine "fuck!" is the best

Fun Fact, there is an IRL version of this type of UNO game called UNO No Mercy. Its less tame then this but It does have a +10 card lmao.

Thing is, this version of UNO isn’t nearly as chaotic as what what’s called the ‘UNO Amalgam’ will eventually become.

8:59 "infinity does not imply a quick game" "it does! it does" *59 minute long video*

For the last 5 months; I’ve been working on my own uno version. It currently has 1200 cards, a pantheon of gods, bass pro fishing, beer pong, Saul Goodman and much more I’m glad I’m not alone 😅

Turns Out I Did Have UNO 😞

nothing better than losing friendships to the family friendly game of uno

I -seriously- want a dedicated board game channel from Vale and group. I love every single time any tabletop simulator video pops up on Valefisk's channel, welcoming me for an hour of comradery and hatred in equal measure. As an aside, Totally feel for Maivi, as someone who is struggling with a set of teeth that is breaking down as well. I miss crunchy food too.

“Grey-hey-hey?” “That’s what they teached me” Along with “moldy grapes” made my day

"ROLL A D8!" -rolls a 12 the fact that only Vale was like "hang on a second" is incredible lmao.

Maivi: I have no teeth and I must Uno

North Africa never forgives, and North Africa never forgets, Vale

When you die and go to purgatory, the first thing that happens is you become Valefisk's friend.

So there is a youtuber who is making his own unique Uno card game where he is taking at least one mechanic from every single UNO game ever produced. This appears to be a simplified/incomplete version of that.

Holy shit this whole time I thought Maivi ate an ACTUAL drumstick, I was so confused

42:49 Lynx just mindlessly saying Uno before Vale was hilarious, lmao

The best part of any Valefisk video is that while there are like 10 minutes remaining, someone could win like literally next turn and the gang starts talking about balcony beer again, or in about an hour of irl time, and only Valefisk actually knows. This is my seventh rewatch of this vid and I cannot for the life of me remember how much bullshit happens at the end. Are there V-bucks? Nobody knows!

Hope lynx had a good 50th birthday, his life of gambling really took a toll on him.

I want to see vale and friends play uno or some other game that people know, completely normally, without vale telling them what he's doing so they're just terrified of what he's up to the entire time even though it's actually a totally normal game.

Anyone else would be traumatized with a broken tooth, but for Maivi it has given her unimaginable power.

you hear in the comments about uno amalgam, or chemicards, but have you seen uno insanity in the workshop? it has over 5k cards in it. So if you're looking for an immediate sequal well there you go. Do note that it took me loading it completely several times in order to get it to work, so you may have to do that too. Also there is no rulebook, instead you have to hover over cards to see what they do.

Second most complicated Uno game after the Uno Amalgam, AKA Chemicards, a work in progress Uno project combining -every- most Uno versions officially licenced by Mattel

I now pronounce Dyno as "Hero of The Soviet _Uno_ -ion"

3:25 If I knew valefisk irl and at any point he brought up the words “it’s a normal …” in conversation I’d break out into a cold sweat

@13:00 I just want it to be known my family uses the "Draw until you find a playable card" rule for maximum suffering. :D

51:26 Vale draws 8 cards here with a number card in his hand :)

5:54 I can't wait for more Helldivers Lore to become common parlor like, "whatever mom, I don't wanna clean my room. Malevelant Creek was lost today."

You are, in fact, correct about people being inspired by your torture board game, because I made one for an English project

Drawing and then not being able to put a card down is unhinged, what kind of backwater ruleset does maivi play!

Play Chemicards (UNO Amalgam) when it comes out. It is every UNO variant in one game.

Vale, I want you to know that your last few videos (including this one) each came out at moments when I was very depressed, and each time you managed to bring a smile. Thank you.

Ahh, another wonderful episode of "Vale psychologically waterboards his hostag- I mean, *friends*, in tabletop simulator." Truly glorious to behold.

I don’t know why my favorite part of the video is Vale and Maivi singing clown music as Solllll draws cards. So simple, but them breaking into laughter as they sing is hilarious.

Maivi singing the song that teaches you the colours and numbers just brought back core-memories to 3rd grade english class lmao.

"HE'S A RAT DU- MAVI, YOU KNOW IT, AND I KNOW IT" -Lynx

I love how in a Valefisk board game video, the goal post for winning moves from "win the game" to "please, someone just end this"

We used to play a game we dubbed "Suffering Uno" You combine all available Uno and Solo decks you have, and play with the rules Maivi said here, so you only draw one and don't play if you had to draw. And then a few extra rules: If you don't pay attention, +2. Be extra strict on this, but just casually keep placing cards in front of someone if they aren't taking their turn, or throw +2 at them if they ask whose it is, or any question really. If you don't put your card on top of the pile, +2. You are only out if you get an empty hand and the turn gets to you, and handswaps are valid until then. If a 9 comes up, everyone has to put their hands on the pile. Last one to do so draws it all. And there is another lose condition: if there aren't enough cards for you to draw, you "lost" There is a bunch more I'm forgetting I'm sure, but this is the gist.

51:35 vale didnt realize he got a 2 lmao

6:05: This is not 100% Uno. This is 520% Uno.

“Just a quick game of UNO” glances at time stamp.

I remember when I was younger we had like 15 different types of uno and I combined all the cards from them into a single deck I called uno ultimate. Deck must have been 8-10 inches tall so we split it into 4 smaller ones

The fact Dyno won from all those cards is poetic for a video like this. Keep up the torturous work Vale! 🖖

Fun fact I used to play uno (just regular uno, only change was that if you had to draw a card you were going to keep drawing cards until you got it) with my grandparents and one of our games lasted multiple days. We took breaks but it must have been like 6/9 or so hours of just Uno. Some of the best time I’ve ever had.

dyno's "what have I done to you??" is so funny because in uno usually the only thing you've done wrong is be at your given spot in the turn order

I love how despite the already complicated nature of this UNO, they're still stumbling early on about house rules.

Uno Amalgam/Chemicards: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

On the topic of dental injuries (it’s a valid topic, the video brought it up first) I know someone who copied their tooth on the sidewalk once, got a crown, and then years later broke the crown because they were using their teeth to break apart legos. I think they’ve lost that tooth’s crown multiple times, but I only recall the Lego incident.

Something that will help you in the future: you can hover over a deck and press a number on your keyboard, the game will draw that many cards into your hand. Hitting two numbers in quick succession combines them. Example, hitting 1 and 5 quickly will draw 15.

Pretty sure the colorless cards are supposed to gunk up the play pile, since they're basically a "rare" color that you can only match with their numbers or another colorless card. It looks like the players are just treating them as blank wildcards, though

The best part about Vales videos that I live vicariously through Maivi is having friends to play Tabletop Sim with :)

Vale keeps teasing campaign for North Africa and I’m just waiting for the 24 hour long video to get dropped because it’s gonna be amazing

"British person reguses to go to the Dentist" is the most stereotypical typical thing I've ever heard.

10:32 I love how you can see Vale contemplating his choices here

11:00 About here is when they start playing

The "M" in Maivi stands for "Mmmmmmmmmmm".

There’s one guy that sounds exactly like smallishbeans, especially when he’s angry

I love how, in true uno fashion, even with a 561 card deck, it still wasn’t big enough to last the whole game before having to reshuffle the discard.

The nostalgia from that clip of the Crew. I forgot that even happened, but it is such a normal argument between Jahova and D4. That's when I really start6ed watching YT and I binged a ton of there videos.

Me when I am forced to draw 20 cards and accidentally press 0 twice when drawing

A hectic house-rule: You don’t actually win when you uno out. Instead you win when it reaches your turn again without having to draw.

3:43 Fun fact, the Library of Congress does have memes in it. It's part of a greater movement and work to better capture internet culture, and they use things like the Wayback Machine to look through Meme Generator and GIPHY to gather nemes

Learning that Maivi has dentures, eats British candy and the fact speaks German. She really can't escape the egirl allegations. Also not Vale pointing out they're partying later and him giving her a drumstick isn't because they love together. Peak egirl allegations right there and Vale trying to stay away 😂

didn't think uno could get even more intense but here we are

I once played a game of Uno with over ten players and we had two decks, one of them being Uno Flip. Nobody could lose cards in the long run so it was decided whoever had the lowest would be eliminated each round. 0 & 7 rules were in play so deck sizes changed all the time. In the end, I think I one with a literal handful of cards.

Dyno getting bullied at the start and having a massive comeback to win by gambling is incredible

weak numbers. Try 128 color uno and then we'll talk. (I spent an entire 3 weeks working on 128 color UNO and there is maybe 5000+ cards)

Dyno is the main character

Every time I see a Valefisk video all I can think of is the quote “In and out quick 20 minute adventure” and proceeds to torture his friends for like 5 hours

21:11 you didn't need to pick up! You had a 5 you could play!!!

Dyno actually won LOL

Lynx yelling at everybody and calling them a RAT is some pristine content.

in tabletop sim, to show someone your hand, you can right click on any card in your hand and one of the options is 'show hand', letting you choose which color to show your hand to

Oh boy, when Chemicards makes it into tabletop sim...

10:36 it is closer then ever. i can taste it. smell it even.

Dyno actually came back from that start. Truly, a gambling inspiration.

This reminds me of my “school rules” me and my friends used to play. We’d have 4 decks and we’d regularly play allow adding the as many +4/2 or the lovely “get angry with a blank card so pick up half the deck”. It was always some crazy bullshit to piss off the person next to you and was GREAT. I miss it

Dyno winning through gambling near his birthday is just so perfect

I love how it's infinite, but normal uno still takes longer

I’m watching this the day it came out, and it’s my birthday today, and I feel that much more immersed in the content

19:00 players can right click their hand, and then click "Reveal". They then can choose a player(s) color to reveal their hand to them. The more you know!