Oh JETT! I was RAZEd to believe it would be a bad OMEN to not follow people on their twitter (@theMacroShow) don’t be a KILLJOY, it’s not hard to deCYPHER this SAGE wisdom. Like the stories of the PHOENIX or the yankee with no BRIMSTONE, it is not a myth, it is the truth. BREACH your hands out and feel the REYNA coming down from the sky. VIPER those tears, there’s always a pot of gold SOVA the rainbow 🌈

I'm a doctor. The fight-flight-freeze response is activated after getting shot in the arm. The amygdala then processes fear which signals the hypothalamus to stimulate the autonomic nervous system. This in turn triggers both the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems. The former is responsible for your fight or flight response while the latter freezes you up; it depends on the dominant pathway at the time. Presumably, valorant agents have suffered from a quite sizeable amount of PTSD given that they have to clutch the game after their team mates proved to be trash, which unfortunately triggers the parasympathetic response and makes them lock up when getting shot in the arm. I hope this clarifies your issue. Here's your bill. Edit: holy shit y'all thanks for the likes. This comment basically explains the physiological pathway of fear and stress stimulus mixed in with valorant jokes (97% true lol). Fight-flight-freeze response is a real thing. Yes I'm a doctor and I mainly do general surgery, like take out your appendix or worse repair that hole in your stomach you got after binging on beer and spicy nachos during your week-long valorant session. I sometimes upload my plays on my channel if I have time to edit them. You're welcome to check it out. And you still owe me that bill lol

RAze's headphones are just to protect her ears from her own explosions, less damage to her. That's also why she yells, she can't tell her own volume.

Riot: "abilities don't kill" also Riot: procedes to release chamber

I love how no one talks about why we need to buy our abilities

Macro let's be honest, a full sova bow song would be pretty lit.

Well my dads a doctor and when I asked him that he said that there are a lot of muscles and veins in the arm and if those were to get wounded it can give the injured person a muscle cramp slowing them down or just paralyze them for a moment

5:27it's always nice to start playing a game, thinking about something, and then realizing the community who joined before you thought the same lol

1 year later and there is now a character who’s a Ability is literally a gun

"don't lie, we all wanted to make a beat out sova's shock dart." ...i-i-i-i wonder who does that

“Why do they slow down if shot in the arm?” My answer? *PAIN*

6:00 there is a point where Raze says "whats that? oh sorry I was listening to music"

6:30 well that didnt age well

2:50 What happens when you get shot in the arm is called the "FIBS" factor, stands for F*** I've Been Shot. It's a natural reaction your body does where you go into a quick state of shock following the impact of the bullet. This can be because your heart skips a beat, or because of stress, and can most certainly stop you in your tracks, even being a non fatal shot.

I’m a medical student and I can say that when you get shot in the arm or hand you will lose blood and your body will be in an emergency state where there is 2 options generally either A)you enter in a fight or flight response due to high levels of adrenaline and noradrenaline causing you to run faster than your regular speeds and this lasts for a while or B)your body enters a severe shock state called hemorrhagic shock and make you slower and if not treated you will enter a coma then after some time death may occur.

0:57 I was waiting for the “westjeyt” lmao

6:52 that's thermodynamics my dude, and as such, it belongs is the physics department lmao

HEAR ME OUT: Cypher says "one of my cameras is broken", that means he has more than one camera? why doesn't he use them all instead of just one??

I think Omen's "scatter" voice line kinda makes sense - whenever the enemy omen ults a few people on my team normally 'scatter' to figure out if he is nearby

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THAT SOVA BEAT, MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUEEE

i love how he said so seriously 'it's chemistry'

5:42 lord forgive for what imma bout do

The "Scatter" thing actually does make sense. You don't always know where he is going to teleport, so the opposing team "scatters" to try to find Omen before he becomes a threat, and he knows it.

Riot Games: You don’t kill with abilities Also Riot Games: Creates Chamber lol

6:35 Marco: Never on console Riot Games: yea......... about that

Omen says "scatter" when he uses ult because in order to teleport, he needs to let go of his body, his astral, unphysical body or whatever. He needs to do that. He needs to let go of his hold keeping his body together. It's in one of his voicelines. They mention how omen only manages to stay whole because of his cloak and his hold of his body, he literally needs to "scatter" to teleport. They also mention how painful omen feels when he lets go of it. Just a fun fact.

Raze’s headphones are probably for her bombs, she needs to protect her eardrums ya know.

Yo, this shit is dope! I really enjoyed the wacky commentary 😂😂😂😂

5:10 Ok Dio Brando, I’m Jonathan Joestar. Now give me back my body.

"why do i have to stand still to aim" meanwhile some people run around with perfect headshot aim

Basically, bullet hurt so stop moving. Walk slow cuz hurt bad.

Omen: Scatter! The enemy team: Scatter find that omen!!

Bruh the sova beat is so accurate 😂

5:48 - There's a raze voice line that entirely fixes this- "Brimstonezillo, You sure I can't listen to music? You're really bringing me down here, man!"

"why do you have to stand still to aim?" me : have you ever tried csgo?

that beat thing with sova's arrow was so true!!!XD

"since phoenix is a vegan" 😂

I feel like raze has her headphones so her ears don’t bleed and she just vibin in her intro.

“Fire doesn’t melt jade” Scorpion: X to Doubt

that beat was sickk!!

Amazing video!

"How can Raze hear footsteps if she's wearing headphones and listening to music?" Other KZfaqrs would've done that question first and advertised Raycon earbuds

I’m a doctor When you get shot in the arm it hurts Edit:thanks for likes

*fire melts ice* and that's what I call a chemistry 😎

This was my entry video to the channel.i am your biggest fan

"Who would buy 100 dollar skins?" *cs:go knife market has left the chat*

"who would pay 100$ for a skin?!" All the CSGO players: ....

5:39😂😂best

that beat is amazing

Person: "It's basic physics." Marco: "No... it's chemistry" Me (who took a science class once.): "WTF NO ITS THERMODYNAMICS"

I was running while aiming once and I annihilated the middle class so I don’t know what you’re on pal

5:42 "we must focus brother!"

"why do i have to stand still to aim?" see, theres this funny little guy called physics.

"First of all thats chemistry" Idk man thermodynamics is a part of physics so..

Everyone on twitter: WhY dO I nEEd tO stAnD sTiLL To Be accUrATe?! Everyone in game: huehue run n gun go brr brr

5:31 killed me 😂

i dont even play valorant (that much) but i love this, gg youre funny sir

The “you don’t kill with abilities” was proven kind of false after Morello said on Twitter that abilities only kill you when you don’t respect them like if you don’t respect a raze nade and you just walk right through, it will kill you, but if you respect it and run away from the nade you won’t die from it.

Macro sure does love exposing games.

JETT IS SO CUTE BACK THERE AAAAAAHHH!

3:00 - AGGGH! I'M PISSED!

Valorant makes no sense *I played three matches and NOBODY was toxic? WTF?*

POV: Your looking for the comment of a Doctor

"You don't shoot with your abilities" Chamber: "I'm just not here"

Viper's "B" when dancing to the beat

Without having any experience, I'd imagine that getting shot in the arm makes you walk slower because bullets hurt.

4:57 Sage: You fought well *Immediately is pummelled with a full blast of buckshot in her face*

0:47 this is every game that i play😂😂😂

2:52 a yes, a doctor that knows about valorant, what are the odds.

Raze is not allowed to use hear headphones: She says at the beginning of a round, that Brimstone doesn't allow it...

Getting shot in the arm is very similar to being shot in the leg, in the fact that it is extremely life changing if you survive (which is unlikely) as in both you’re arms and you’re legs there are highly important main arteries, which is cut or tester from a knife or bullet, massive amounts of blood will be lost and if not treated extremely fast, could lead to death as like said before, fatal amounts of blood would be lost.

Ima need a full version of that beat

The juggle physics on the viper dance during the sova beat tho

I love how today's "microtransactions" actually cost more than a AAA game... Microtransactions? More like MACROtransactions

"Why do i have to stand still to aim!?" yet i still get killed by a headshot every fking game by people running and shooting with a vandal.

5:40 i even made the opening theme of Man VS Wild with this 🤣

Getting shot in the arm usually puts you in a little version of shock and you also have the flight or fight response so it’s a game so it might be slowing down for the fight response

5:41 KZfaq:Imma end this man's whole career the 2nd time

5:41 now that's some hentai physics

as a reload chronic Phoenix at 1:02 is very very accurate, I've self banned myself from Ares and Odin

I'd like to confirm, Sage's wall is made out of radianite, a fictional substance that powers alot of the abilities in the game.

Why does Phoenix flick up his collar after using his ult does he just need to look his best for slaughtering the enemys

"Have you ever tried running and aiming?".....Titanfall in a nutshell

that abilities clip reminds me of that one clip where sova ulted at the beginning and got all five with a single shot

a masterpeice phirito give him a big aplaud

Raze has headphones, but i dont think she listen to music, they are just there to don't be deaf if she hear the explosions... idk

5:25 this is actually so relatable lmao

that jiggle physics on viper dancing tho

first of all its "chemistry!" xD

When you get shot you will feel an immediate burning sensation in the area you were shot in. When you get shot after a bit of time your body will prioritize your vital organs and move a lot more blood to the center. Also the type of gun matters because an assault weapon is made to shatter and destroy everything. If an assault weapon hits a bone it will shatter it, if a handgun shot you it might break and dislocate a few joints. Not to mention, bullets travel usually at 900 mph so the speed of it in itself could leave a big wound. Bleeding out could also kill you, even if it's a bullet to a limb it can still kill you just from bleeding out. (best thing to do is a apply a tourniquet) Also Bullets don't enter the human body perfectly, they will usually ricochet and expand inside the body and destroy every tissue it touches. Even if you were able to survive a gunshot you might have to have the limb that you were shot in amputated because of infection. Getting shot in the arm can be deadly because we have so many huge veins and arteries in ourarms and legs that need to stay intact for us to stay alive. Edit: I am not a doctor I just did a little bit of research

I'm no doctor but I'll tell you, getting shot in the arm, HURTS

Best outro ngl

god i love the jiggle physics 5:41

That viper animation had some questionable physics

5:31 At this point im questioning humanity

that sova beat was fire

In one of the voiclines with raze and brim, raze says “aw brimstone you sure i cant listen to music its really bringing me down here” confirming she isnt listening to music

Valorant: I have the most expensive skins Csgo: laughs in dragon lore

4:57 rip sage Sage's last words. "we fought well"

first of all thats chemistry *macro 2020