you have a choice: the gulag or my twitter (@theMacroShow) choose wisely

Whoever delivers you to the gulag must be the same guy who delivers same day shipping at 11:59 pm

Everyday in warzone i meet a thirteen yr old kid who's determined that he has sexual relation with every player's mother

Actually for the gas helicopter thing I may have an explanation. The one you rode was a little bird, open helicopter. The one used for escaping is a Blackhawk (I think) which can close it doors in turn sealing off the gas allowing you to escape.

0:40 that music is such a fucking vibe honestly

Makes no sense: 150 operators fitting inside that hercules aircraft.

Makes no sense: *gets shot in head* "Yo, you got any armor plates?"

Macro: “if you can’t beat ‘em join em” Italy: “Welcome to the clubb!”

Now that Warzone is a year old, I have some answers. The gas mask is an Expendable mask, and is only temporary. Buying people back and the Gulag is just a cleanup crew giving you extensive medical help, and buying back is you paying for the fuel to redeploy your teammate by air.

macro: "warzone is run by the devil" activision: "we have a name you know?"

Hey Macro, you reminded me to do my laundry. *You are an inspiration to people who do laundry, very nice boy that makes me happy!*

New theory, the gulag is limbo. A place between life and death.

"The game where you first learned your no-no words" nah bro I learned them from my mom 😭

Warzone:Free Me:"Hello Friend!" Also Warzone:80-100 gb Me:"Goodbye Friend!"

Makes no sense “A downed player has more health than injured standing player”

When you reload your empty mag and there still bullets in it 😭

0:32 WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED ITS ASS!! (Ghostbusters 1984)

me: running around in a warzone me: picks up 2000 bucks from the street

**Jumps off balcony, knees: Ok.** Jumps off the railing of the balcony, every bone in your body: Gone reduced to atoms.

The gas mask break because the filter runs out but not that fast like in the game, it takes about a couple of hours if used constantly. If it is military grade mask it could take about a day.

Another thing that doesn’t make sense: You can cary a truck with the smol helicopter

It doesn’t make sense how price released this season. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST SEASON CHARACTER

Here’s something that dosen’t make sense: *Why dosen’t Macro have 1 million subs by now smh my head.*

The beginning horn's are EPIC!!! lol...

8:17 Macro quickly turns in to dj Khaled

Activision: so what are we doing for Call of duty this year OG guy at Activision: bravo 6 going back

5:10, nah, it is just made out of nokia material. Those things never break.

For the third one ,I think that there is a special gas mask on the helicopter 😂

what doesnt make sense: You're being dropped into a known danger zone You're being dropped into a zone in which you have to kill people in the same faction as you untill you are the last man standing just to be taken back out (budget cuts?) Where do plates that you are carrying go? Why dont they provide any protection when you carry them? Where do characters who aren't wearing a ballistic vest put their plates? why can't I carry a pistol as well as 2 primary's? I'm running around with a pistol hostler for no reason? Why can't the CSTFO character use their tazer? Why do characters already wearing gas masks have to put on ANOTHER gas mask to be safe from the gas?

2:08 I remember in Wonder Woman movie, they used hydrogen based poison gas. The gas was so powerful it'd break the mask after a while. So......maybe that's the reason

I've always wanted to know how players can run backwards just as fast as a player running forward. That's physically impossible. Just saying

Immediately he said that's just a theory a ga.. I subscribed so fast🤣

This makes no sense: how does the gas do shield damage

Marco should make a “real life makes no sense”

4:30 is absolutely beautiful😂

Brooo your vid is Funnyyy frfr... lol... Enjoying it...

Riot shield can take a direct hit from an airstrike, infinite shots from any gun to exist, withstand a punch from one punch man and survive the depths of hell but can't survive a tiny C4.

When macro said"but hey thats just a theory,a ga.....really got me

For some reason in war zone someone throws a grenade and it starts rolling to my direction. Legit like it’s chasing me.

The bathroom look like that one mission from Modern warfare where you to save price

Why does every one drop just to realise there dead allrrady like this game is a suicide mission

Makes no sense: You can take a 50-caliber shot to the head but you can’t get hit by a reversing car going 2mph

3:09 i think that the driver of the heli buys your gas masks and hands them to the winner.

Having 12 rounds in a revolver but in indpect animation theres only 6

6:53 is when you reach in between the couch cushions looking for the remote

When games began to make sense, then they will not deserve to be a "Game"

The gulag isn’t hell, it’s actually purgatory

the helicopter escape thing that because the one that help the winner escape has doors to block the gas while the ones u find around the map has none

Macro: *dies once* Also Macro: *WHY WARZONE DOESNT MAKE SENSE*

Nobody Kids in a COD Voice Chat: *Write that down, write that down!*

What doesn't make sense is: -100+ players exit from the same plane -Adler and stitch are enemies but you can be adler and your friend can be stitch

There is an actual explanation about the gas mask one. The filters get to polluted and the mask will fail but not that quick. Fun fact: this tech is also used next to highways to decrease co2

Makes no sense: why at a buy station can’t you just steal the stuff in it when it’s right there instead of paying money

Makes no sense: “slides 3 armour plates in shirt” gets shot in torso n downed in .05 seconds

I love how the Gas mask fashion link is a real link

When it says why is there only one of you in the plane, that means or it is for the cutsence.

6:35 Me when I was younger:"trying to getaway from the wasp trying to sting me"

"The military prepares them for walls and not rocks" - Macro

When somebody uses dismemberment rounds and your head gets popped off then two seconds later you’re a POW

well,you somehow get stuck in a giant island with 100 ppl and start killing them theres a random gas thats comes towards you[ why does a helicopter comes from the gas if you die there?

When grandpa clutches up in the gulag

Something thats doesn’t make sense in war zone: YOU CAN SURVIVE A 3 STORY FALL

2:20 bloodhound has to if he wants to breath, what, is breathing for style 😂?!

the gas mask breaking is actually the filter running out

That helicopter backing up to try and reach you with it's tail was scary.

Here's my theory warzone is a fat airsoft battle

I love how gas mask fashion is a real website

When you were talking about the gulag I said the exact same thing as you before you said it

7:45 “Doomslayer has joined the game”

1: It doesn't make sense that tge helicopter rotors start immediately after you get in 2: You can start driving and piloting while your caracter is still doing the get in animation

the heli part made sense,because the heli that spawns is open but the other one closes its doors

The game where we all learnt our first no no words🤣

My dad: This phone is the only thing to remember my son, I should look through it to honor him Me having to fight the make a wish kid in the gulag: I'm sorry little one

In apex blood hound got gas into his lungs so now he cant breath with out it

Rico Rodriguez be like: Damn, nice parachutes

The gulag actually looks like a public restroom 0:48

Cob(A RS6 player): We can't jump waist height stuff in CoD: Warzone. RS6: We can't jump, but we can run fast

As a guy who owns a civic, I can say that yes, they have achieved immortality

When you crash into a tree I doesn’t break

Stun grenades are the best solutions to test if there is a camper in a house or not.

Everyone: Warzone makes no sense Macro: If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em

"People just like shooting people up" Shows zombies

“I came, I saw. I came, I saw. I take what’s mine and take some more,”

Hey if you have the kar98k enabled and you don’t use a sniper scope and you have only 1 bullet where do the other bullets come from in the reload animation

Anyone remember when this guy said mw3 sucked and Bo2 was "meh, ok"

HOW THEY CAN CONTROL THE GAS THAT LITERALLY DON'T MAKE SENSE

How everyone comes out of the same helicopter but they don't kill you, only when you get out they begin killing you

Simple explanation for dying people being revived is that each player has a clone. All players are clones. Once one dies, a clone replaces him

It makes no sense how macro doesn’t have1 million subs on KZfaq

4:32 dude wtf that was hilarious😂😂

When u get slighitly touched by the air drop it still sends u to the lobby like WTF¿¿

I found you from your overwatch makes no sense videos

Macro: Call of Duty makes no sense Nemsk: Call of Duty: attention to detail ep 9

Warzone in a nutshell in a nutshell

that when you get down you can take more bullets than the mag can even hold depending on the gun

9:15 who would have thought that in a video you would find pathfinder doin a fortnite dance in a warzone based video

Macro: “the power of disrespect should never be underestimated, here, I’ll show you an example.” *Xfinity Ad Plays*

nobody: literally nobody: every single bot: dOnT liE WhoS BeeN a FaN of MaCRo bEfORe 2020? iM giVInG GifT CardS AwAY

Bro that enemy helicopter pilot...that was actually a nice try using the tail like that!!!

I called 1-800 gas mask it’s a health insurance number😭😂