Your acting? Impeccable.

I'm more of a Werewolf fan so I better see this video get a sequel

I’m so happy that she said “you wanna know how I got these scars?” And then a Gillette ad played before she could finish. Absolutely perfect.

4:37 “Who let a human enroll in an all monster school anyway?” Well, before anyone knew he had a Hyde side, Jackson Jekyll from Monster High was the only human in a monster school.

Babe. The production value? The acting? We are not worthy 😭

"mom can we get twilight" "we have twilight at home" ***the twilight at home***

When I first saw "Fetch the Garlic" I thought it said "Fetish Garlic" and I thought TikTok vampires had garlic fetishes 💀💀

Fun Fact: Vampires we’re originally conceived in Eastern Europe as a scapegoat for disease. They would say that if a person got sick, it was from a recently deceased family member crawling out of the grave and consuming someone’s energy. So villagers, in an attempt to try and cure a disease, would exhume the suspected vampire and would decide if they were a vampire or not if their hair and finger nails grew (which is something that happens to all corpses). They would then stab the vampire with a stake and usually rearrange the body to stop the disease. This belief traveled to New England in America as European immigrants flocked to the land. And for over a hundred years, throughout the 1800’s many rural New Englanders would dig up dead family members, sometimes just stabbing them, sometimes burning them, and in the most extreme of cases eating the heart. The main disease that was pinned of vampires was Tuberculosis, or consumption as it was called at the time. Sam Broker actually came up for the idea of Dracula while in America when he heard of one of the last publicly covered Vampire killings was performed, in which a boy dying of TB was forced to eat his sister’s ashes. The typical image of a vampire: pale, with dark bags under their eyes, and a bit of blood on the lips was entirely based after late stage Tuberculosis victims.

I would pay for Chad Chad to re-create all five Twilights, with her as all the characters (including background characters, music, and everything).

I don't care what anyone says, I now considering Chad Chad's skit as canon for the origin of vampires. Thank you

im emotionally traumatized from when i was five and used to crawl around, hissing at the light because i genuinely thought i was a vampire. apparently, these people never grew out of that phase

I'm so glad that they write out everything that happens. If they hadn't put "notices blood", I would have not known that her wound was bleeding and that is why her *vampire* boyfriend smirked 😌

Damn girl, the costume budget has improved i see

POV your vampire girlfriend named Chad Chad (not really) posts a video right when you’re trying to sleep but you watch it anyway because you’re different and sleep is for the weak

It's nice to know that attractive people are just as big of awkward nerds as the rest of us

there's a cool theory that the condition that I have called EDS might have contributed to the origin of vampires. we have translucent, stretchy, velvety, delicate skin, we have specific unusual blood flow issues, often leading to intense red meat and salt cravings, we have unusual allergies to things usually not considered harmful (garlic is a FODMAP food), we often sit rest and sleep in contorted unusual positions and we often stay very still when sleeping, and there's more! edit: I know there's an actual condition nicknamed 'the vampire disease' but EDS has many symptoms in common with it, and while that disease is rare, EDS is much more common and therefore could possibly spread a myth further? anyway I also love ChadChad's sketch and it's just fun to theorise.

I’m sobbing cause I saw the “Fetch the garlic” and I thought of an old-timey women in a cottage saying “Fetch the garlic, darling, the vampires are at the windows again.”

*Not-So-Fun Fact:* Stephenie Meyer has a brother named Jacob. And she named a love interest in Twilight after him. Gets super gross when you remember that she based Bella off of herself in a dream that she had.

7:55 "You're on of us now"

7:43 As an Andrew, I would like to apologise on behalf of all Andrews, we are not the best people.

Random vamp dude:That’s why we don’t go in the sun light Girl: there’s literally sunlight every where

I’m horrified at how abusive these TikToks are. This is why victims aren’t taken seriously. Literally had the FEMALE officer tell me, “That’s how men show they’re attracted to you.” GOD! Me emputo!

To be fair, Dracula was considered sensual and romantic at the time. He was based on Vlad the Impaler who was a military leader who used incredibly brutal methods of psychological warfare. For example, he had a meal on a battlefield with countless enemy soldiers on spikes surrounding him. The smell of blood was strong enough to make someone vomit.

"Who would inroll a human in a monster school?" Iruma: *sweat*

Fun fact! Most mythologically accurate vampires are crusty, almost mummified, corpses that will crawl out over their coffins at night looking for young people to feed on. They are just a dried bag of bones... Sexy!

There should be a TikTok channel with a Nosferatu-lookin vampire. Same behavior as these channels, same tropes, same "bad-boy" seductiveness, but Nosferatu.

9:47 "Tell thy children, and thy children's children" "Immediately sir"

Vampire TikToks Bite*

Ngl we all had that one girl who would pretend she was Bella- IM JUST SAYING- and they would wear a bandanna over their neck to cover “the bite-“

Edward calling Bella “spider monkey” haunts me to this day 😭

"It was a bout of the plague sir, nothing we can't handle" The delivery of this line sent me

9:19 I almost pissed myself when I saw the double feathers 😂

with tik tokers revealing themselves as vampires its time to show my true colours, i am a half angel half demon elven catgirl

you get more beautiful the more the days go on, and your videos become more and more iconic as you make more and more

8:15 this probably didn't happen, but if it did then this person is so lucky to have a teacher like that, like they literally let them go so easily and even handed them a pad. This might seem normal to a lot of people but to me this is so surprising because my teachers rarely let us have a bathroom break, even if you told them you're on your period they'd ask "Well why didn't you wear a pad before coming to school?" (keep in mind, I go to a girls only school and all of the teachers are women)

i recently visited a fair and at this fair i saw this girl with an edward and bella purse i almost fell to my knees in anguish at the sheer sight of that bag and to this day i will never forgive myself for not asking this thirteen year old girl with the bella and edward from wish purse where she got it

There’s an actual skin disorder that makes you like a medieval interpretation of a vampire. The disease makes you very pale, very sensitive to sunlight, and makes your gums recede giving you the appearance of having fangs. The disease also lowers your hemoglobin count, so you have a desire to consume blood. This disease, while rare, has the name of “vampire sickness”, or “vampire disorder”.

i remember when twilight came out and me and my friends used to have HEATED debates about team jacob or team edward (i was team werewolf btw) and i was in love with seth clearwater and in the books it said that werewolves smelled like pines or something and i found a perfume that smelled like pines and i would wear it religiously. my friend was team vampires and used to wear lip tints so her lips would look "blood red" like they described in the books, she'd also wear fangs to school... anyways, let's just say we weren't part of the popular kids

The way i literally choked on my tea laughing at that skit 8:10

7:00 that's where a vampire pov and a hero pov collide

Before Dracula, the novel, vampires were actually closer to demons than anything else. They weren’t supposed to be sexy edgy boys that you should seek after, they were creatures from hell that you should run away from. Bram Stoker changed that in 1897 and it’s been downhill ever since with vampires getting sexier and sexier as the decades went on. It’s exactly what happened to Satan. Long ago he was the monster to all monsters and now he’s a sexy bad boy with daddy issues all thanks to Paradise Lost. I think progressions like this in literature is very funny, there’s always a turning point lol.

For some reason the 'Twinge Of Cringe' intro sounded even more scarily and unnaturally high-pitched to me than it's ever sounded before this time.

Chad Chad really managed to put a Lord of The Rings reference into the history of vampires. I don't think I've ever respected anyone more in my life.

5:12 so... I'm a Zelda fan so how I imagine this is that he bit someone bc he has "blood" on his face and turned them however after he headed home, the weird happy mask salesman from Majora's Mask came and played the Song of Healing so he's good idk why my brain is so weird 🤣🤣

This gives off those 2013 wattpad vampires/werewolves fanfictions 😭

i think the whole energy and movement you did with "his FLESH hath been TAINTED by the GARLIC," is gonna live in my head forever lmaooooo

My vampire obsession surprisingly didn't start because of Twilight... It started because of a vampire-cheetah shapeshifter smut graphic novel I read when I was in grade 1. I didn't read twilight until grade 5 💀- Also it didn't help the fact that I was told I was vampire because I was paler than Edward Cullen on a rainy day, and didn't like going outside because I didn't know how to tell my mom about my crippling fear of people. Honestly the graphic novel is probably what lead me to clicking on this video, so idek how I feel about that-

Your boyfriend doesn't seem to care that you are bleeding and he's instead interested about the fact that he can drink it:✨ checkmark✔️👌👍✨🥳

"Fetch the garlic" is an amazing name for a band or an album

9:10 actually, theories are the dracula thing started with vlad the impaler! Legends said he would dip his bread in the blood of his enemies, although not confirmed, what is confirmed is that the man was BRUTAL, and, just to top it off, im pretty sure his name was dracula, or “son of the dragon” as his father’s was dracul, “dragon”

these POV’s give such MGK energy.

"Who let a human enroll in a monster school" those ppl who think that a single girl going to a boy school where everyone's a model despite being 15 and having them all fall for her makes sense :D

Anne Rice was actually a big part of the romanticized vampire, she wrote the Vampire Chronicles which very much contributed to the trend now, not solely Twilight and VD. Rice's vampires (think about LeStat de Lioncourt) were glamorized to h3ll.

5:31 the best Batman reference meme I have seen in my life!!!! LMAO

Chad chad is literally apart of my daily routine now, she’s so funny. Never stop being u chad chad, you always make me laugh and brighten my day. Even thought this is a wired video to comment this type of comment on, I still mean everything I say.

As someone who absolutely loves vampires, these tiktoks are both hilarious but also just saddening lmao

"who let a human In an all vampire school?" Reminds me of those "1girl in all boy school" gachas. (No hate to the gacha community though.)

Fun fact, Dracula was a very sexual character in the book. Most of the older women I've talked to including my mom and godmother both said they almost felt like it was a romance novel at some points apparently.

4:50 wow i love Rosario Vampire

as someone who's done research on vampires and vampiric creatures in folklore, your idea on the origins of vampires.... 💀 im in tears.... please never use google i want to know your takes on the origins of everything even potatoes

MOM! Chad Chads abusing their green screen privilege again!

5:38 if Evan Breen was a vampire

The wham bam thank you ma’am in the honey add gives me so much serotonin

“Vampiricalness” Chad Chad, you have such outstanding lexicon, shower us with your exquisite vocabulary.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how a monster that looks like a human, and drinks our blood till the point of death, by luring us into secluded areas; became what made us have niagara falls in our pants.

7:47 literally made me die of laughter. That was a cinematic piece right there. It may of lasted like a second but it was beautiful

I have an Edward doll I got a long time ago, he now wears a crop top and short skirt and lives in my moss ball aquarium.

I found my old grade 4 English class notebook from way back in 2009/2010, and I literally wrote an assignment based on the Twilight series. I mentioned Bella getting pregnant, and amidst the checkmarks, that singular sentence got underlined. It's been over a decade but I just really want to know what my 4th grade teacher was thinking as she witnessed a 9 year old casually mention vampire impregnation. It's going to haunt me.

I’m hungover af this made my day better

I’ve been feeling really alone and having touble sleeping lately, just wanted to say your vids are helping me feel a bit better

The new generation has these to grow up on, I had my _Warrior Cats role play series that half the grade was in on, eventually convincing me that I was truly a cat at heart_ when I was growing up! PSA: Catnip DOES NOT taste good. 0/10, don’t recommend (unless you’re Firestar or Hollyberry, because they had the worst write offs ever and deserve everything. Bring them back and give them JUSTICE!).

Happy to see the notification for this video. Been having a horrible time lately (my Dad, the only family I had left and he was my best friend tbqh, passed away from cancer approximately a month ago) so watching stuff is a wonderful distraction. Thank you.

“Who let a human attend an all monster school?” *looks at The Owl House*

I was once asked, seriously, in my Senior year of high school if I was a vampire. Because, as a joke in the 7th grade, my partner said they were a vampire because middle school is a weird dramatic time and they kept being asked about being pale and wearing mostly all black. I should have said yes, tbh, it would have been hilarious.

the internets SMOOOTHEST ad transitions

The fact that vampire TikToks are an actual thing fills me with so much overwhelming dread for the human race

This is why Interview With the Vampire was so good. Anne Rice wrote Vampires who are attractive so they could lure their prey, but were also horrendous monsters who toyed with and psychologically tortured their prey. And Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst did amazing jobs in portraying that ACTUAL terrifying side.

I watched all your videos today after watching this one. You're one of the most refreshing content creators I've stumbled on in a while. I especially love your editing style. Super excited to be subscribed and see where you go.

I just found your channel this weekend as i rest convalescing from covid and I can't get enough of your content. I am a child of the early 70's (not sure that is relevant in anyway) But, your homemade music cracks me up and it took me like 8 videos before I realized it was you and why (probably because I am a child of the early 70s). Thank you.

Edward: Bella I’m a monster I sparkle in the sun slight, because I sweat a lot 😭

“looks like meat’s back on the menu boys” *shire music ensues*

The segue into the ad read is actually perfect

“You wanna know how I got these scars?” Triple karmeliet. Must’ve been a drunk accident

7:48 bruh i swear i couldn’t stop laughing 😭😭

5:21 not him being goofy😜

I love how she could not think of the word vampirism and just made a word up 😂😂

You know I enjoy watching your content when I start doing the intros/outros with you XD

6:51 Please tell me I wasn't the only one who jumped 😭✋-

Theory: The video is just an excuse to show off that Chad Chad is playing Joker in the next Batman movie.

2:57 I’m probably gonna end up on r/ whoosh but the term for that is vampirism

it’s 2.32am I wanna sleep but your vids are so addicting

In a way I aspire to be like them. It takes a lot of confidence to wake up, record this and post it for the world to see not knowing the reaction. Go confidence ig

0:19 I’m weakkkk💀

vampire diaries but in Walmart version

0:05 Hayley Willams is back 😍😍

i absolutely love chad chad and this video is hilarious but nothing will ever top danny’s vampire dad rap

Me: Starts getting flashbacks to Danny’s vampire dad video and music video

“You better hang on spider monkey” made me fall out of my bed laughing

6:39 looks like he is still losing baby teeth omg😀

That ending skit was top tier. I watched it twice and if I was a little less lazy I would rewatch it over and over again.