No wonder why my brother is walking on the ceiling

Yess this is why we love America /j

I’m glad I hate candy

Good. Gimme all the superpowers. Superheros (or villains, I'm not picky) don't have to be proper adults. They can just kinda do whatever and it usually works out.

@Trinity M considering how most of these things are either addictive, or extremely easy to binge eat, targeted at children, full of artifical flavors sweetners and colors, preservative, hfcs, and horrifying levels of sugar, I'd say they're still bad for you. Sure sugar isn't inherently bad, but if something is 85% sugar and a healthy serving of it is a single 2cm piece, how likely is anyone to stick to that? Also I'm pretty sure everyone is being sarcastic by calling the chemicals toxic. Unless we live in a supernatural episode where hfcs is turning people into zombies, it's a joke.

Depends on if you’re in America, then you’d have to learn Chinese

“WHERE ARE THEY???” * printer noises *

@@stupidass69420 "ARE YOU HELPING THE MURDERER??" *Chair moves *

You mean Blues Clues?

It could be a comedy

I thought it also

timestamp?

@Julia💤 7:16

lmao

Havent watched this video yet i have no context and this is so funny

Is it weird im still doing it

@@eriven_tq I don't think it's weird at all. But honestly even if it was, as long as your having fun with it and you're not hurting yourself or others, then who cares if it's weird or not?

@@PyroKittensInSuits yea, i starting thinking im some weirdo because of it, thank you for those kind words :D

​@@eriven_tqit's only weird if your writing hasn't improved lol

@@ashikjaman1940 it has improved a crap ton

@h0r1z0nt4l i hadn't even realized that, i was too busy laughing at the perpetual nausea 😂😂

Considering I'm on both pristiq and roaccutane, I'm pretty sure soon this will actually become my legal name. Very relatable love it

i literally lose it everytime i watch this clip it is the FUNNIEST PIECE OF MEDIA I HAVE EVERRR SEEN....

🤢

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710😮

YESS THAT JOKE IS SO GOOD

for real

Ikr

Can you imagine an actual Cher-chair? Like imagine it just biting into your back while you eat

@@mapledemon5601 And I would welcome the chair's nibbles. Because its Cher of course

got you hard???💀

Yeah it really annoying when the bullies shoot me in the head and almost murder me

you know that annoying thing where a bully brings a knife to school

Ha yeah.

"And I have a water dragon!" " I have three dragons!!" " I have a thousand thousand!!!"

😭😭 please I was so annoying as a kid I always did this shit. If it was my house I'd say my house my rules if it was their house I'd say I'm a guest so hospitality

@@EbbermanEmily This took me back.

"Jerry, we're in some discord mod's basement." "Yea but all he ever wants to do is stab us with his meat sword. He sucks at playing superheroes. " (Discord mod enters) "Only if I have to be a hero instead of a villain. Now be a hero and show me how good you can suck, Kittens" WTF AM I DOING I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING MATHS

Hello checkmark

DPad watches Chad Chad? Nice!

I dislike how they use POV to mean “concept” or “scenario” but a lot of the Tiktok POVs are genuinely engaging lol. Reminds me of my roleplaying days, and Devianart, when you’d make a cool character with your favorite powers and it was just for fun.

@@DeathnoteBB I definitely get the appeal of TikTok POVs in concept. I've browsed the creative writing subreddit, worldbuilding, D&D Homebrew, that sorta thing. Its just that these super popular ones are just bland cringe. If you get actually good ones on your FYP then hell yea.

@@DPadGamer But that’s the thing, it’s not _for_ anyone else. It’s just for fun and to be creative. It doesn’t matter if people think it’s bland because it’s for fun

“How do you know my name?!?!?”

🙄

​@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710🙄

@@jeonginnluvrr 🤐🤡

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🦗

@@jeonginnluvrr 🤦🏿

Amen

amen sister

Yes

amen sis

AMEN 🙏🏻

God help these kids because only a deity can scrub you from the Internet. Or your content needs to be boring af.

Cringe culture is toxic but this is outrageous. Write fanfiction instead of doing those terrible povs💀I feel bad for their future selves...

Lol- SERIOUSLY? 🤣they barely have the mental capacity of the family dog. Most cats are wiser than these fools.

@@ps1hagrid786 yeah, at least fan fiction nurtures your creativity and writing skills, and that no employer will check your nsfw fanfic, and if they did, they would out themselves as Sonic x Shadow fans

@@Ozone946 Right you are, but a lot of them are also kids so the likelihood of classmates finding their Tik tok pages is far more frightening...

Yes this is a Hamilton reference

JRLP-

*jelp

*HELP(less)

You don't have to be a fly on the wall to get information if you can just talk to the wall

it reminds me of the calebcity superhuman tryouts series where one of the "superhumans" said his power was he could read other thoughts. he just needed some practice because he could only read his own currently

@@JaxontheOkay lmao

@@JaxontheOkay GET OUUUUTTT

Oh. I remember that trend.

Ohhh yeah and I think he also made one where he can disappear in the dark but he’s just black 😂

As a 19 year old, I'd become an Elsa and eventually snap so.. yes. And considering our prefrontal cortex doesn't fully finish developing until 25.. I suggest we leave it for then, and/or develop a series of tests to consider whether someone is ready for the power to commit arson at the literal snap of a finger lol.

As a 16 year old girl with 2 charges of attempted arson already, I would bump that number up to 9 real quickly.

@@Starwberry_Hyena intriguing. Tell us more, please

@@Starwberry_Hyena Name checks out.

@@pegs-ies Um...I don't want to be rude, but I just wanted to point out an error in your comment. The brain doesn't stop developing when your 25. A human's brain develops over their entire life (until they die, of course).

Rajeet? Polished ? you high

Annabeth Chase reference much

Love the ref

HAH hell yeah

heheh glad i wasnt the only one thinking that

I understood that reference 👉😎👉

Pov: you are a bystander watching something weird happen

@@genericname2747 public school

POV: You are the camera recording me making a Tiktok that isn't a POV

Also the fact that I’d always be standing about 3-5 inches away from them, staring into their soul.

pov: you are watching an illiterate teen on tiktok larp as an ant

Same😂

It’s really just a rip off of My Hero Academia’s plot

@@RoseyVamp or my hero just doesnt have that good of a plot

Yes!

@@emmettpearlz2248 or even an original one

also chad chad could talk about anything, no matter how overdone, and i'd still enjoy it

@@dog771 yuh

Same 😀

Or My Hero Academia

@@andromeda_va39 LOL funny you mention that, I was just watching MHA

I never thought about that but that’s dead on 😭

@@andromeda_va39 Lol Deku is Rudolph and All Might is Santa, that's amazing.

Rudolph the green-nosed reindeer, had a very messed up nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say, “That’s gross!”

Yeah that's super messed up

That’s gonna be a yikes from me, homie

🚩🚩🚩

Yeah that was fucked up :/ Living out their manipulative abuser fantasy through Tik Tok superpower POVs, so quirky 🤪✨

Honestly hate that trope

IKR WHAT THE HELL

Period

INTERNATIONAL

@@themutupoguy yessss im from the netherlands :)

We need to protect her at all costs!

BASED

it would be terrible, everything is an object so you would only hear voices, nothing else, just in your ears, you would probably go insane too

@@random_number_sequence it would be more like literal communication, like in your perspective, it looks like everything has a face and mouth and everything

@@random_number_sequence this

POV: you are now trapped in an annoying orange skit. *This is your life now*

You already have the power to talk to objects. They just don't have the power to respond. 🤓

FR LOL

I immediately thought of her lmao

reading this made me unintentionally happy

that's the first thing i thought of im glad someone else thought about that too!

@@charlotterose8420 Ok I didn't just scroll down to see a comment referencing that sksksksksksk

And no I didn't scroll until I found this to see if I had to go to the trouble of commenting this myself

As a Barbie movies fan since 5, Elina (protagonist) actually does not have any hidden super power. Elina is a fairy who was born with no wings so it was considered a disability in Fairytopia. She was the only one who can stop Laverna (villain) because she wasn't affected by the toxic powder that was spreaded throughout the land by Laverna, that made fairies can't fly. Laverna is a sister of the Fairy Queen, who was put into a deep sleep by Laverna so she can control the land. She was then offered wings by Laverna but rejected it in order to save Fairytopia. She only got her wings from the Fairy Queen after saving Fairytopia.

Also a very common trope in Manga and Manwha

They actually remind me of another children’s movie from the early 2000s called Sky high lmao.

Big anime vibes off of that boy howdy.

Don't be hating my girl Elina 😤

The pen used to be a person. But their power was they turned into a pen.

The question was 2+1. The guys just an idiot

Or the pen remembers the history of every question it’s been written with.

Oh, it was the pen? I had assumed it was the paper with the test on it....

@@ritasprinkle5098 plot twist is just that he’s schizophrenic

I smack my chest at the end too lmao

i'm really glad that's not just me lol

twinge of cringe is what makes me feel alive. twinge of cringe is love, twinge of cringe is life.

glad to hear im not the only fangirl who says it with her (^-^)

I do dramatic gestures with my hands, same energy ahaha

I've never read or watched Percy Jackson, but I am obsessed with Greek mythology, which naturally lead me to wanting to read them, might get a book for my birthday

Finally someone who also gets the reference

i want to like this so many times

Yeah I was looking for this comment 😆

I came looking immediately

Ugh I remember that, not a particularly good feeling lol! Although other than that, Lexapro seems to have less awful side effects than a lot of the other ones so that's good I guess

My super power is not being nauseous unless I miss my meds for a day

@@KingOfGaymes Same! I didn't have any side effects when I went on Lexapro, but if I suddenly stop taking it without weaning off of it suuuper slowly, I get the worst vertigo I have ever experienced so far that I can remember.

My lexapro super power was the withdrawal symptoms of brain zaps which sounds a lot cooler than it was

My superpower was finally achieving normal serotonin levels

💀

wait you can’t just share that but not tell us the manga 😭 i wanna read it too!

tell the manga name please

What is it?????

what is it called ??

whats the name dave

😭 FR

LMAOO

BAHAHAHA💀

💀💀💀

​​@@I-love-your-fatherHELPP YOUR USERNAME MAKES THIS SO MUCH FUNNIER 💀💀

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING it'd be a hilarious goldmine in terms of dialogue... I just don't know how they'd realistically get the objects to show emotions unless it was an animated film

I demand a comic, manga, anime, or cartoon series about this.

It's a good concept but was executed poorly by the tiktoker

Detective: did you shoot this man? Shooter: No. Detective: I wasn't asking you. *looks at gun* Gun: Yeah I hope you enjoyed this preview of the script of "Detective who talks to objects" coming in 2026

@@daniboy4153 literally the entire object show community:

I’m pretty sure I’ve read an avatar the last airbender au fanfiction where this is the plot lol.

yeh if i could talk to objects I’d probably become a detective. Just obtain the m*rder weapon and ask it what the person who last used it look like and boom. Might write something about that

@@Fen_Fox Was it good? And if it was what’s it called? 👀

@@aarasko I'm thinking of writing a story where someone attempted to be a detective but the objects all have an attitude and an absolute pain in the ass to work with so the detective would have side quest of bribing the objects or beating them to submission

@@oo8962 OH LMAO THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

Lol same I dont think it’s normal tho

Lol Same... Except It's A Horrible Thing And Not A Superpower

Furina no.

that last sentence of the first paragraph had me do a double-take

I think I remember hearing about an X-Men mutant whose power was just lighting himself on fire so they had to mercy kill him

On that mind control point, a lot of writers don't seem to realise the full potential of what mind control can be used for. So often it's like used for hero v hero fights, or making the hero a double agent or their minion. Like, if you mind control the right people you could literally cause a nuclear apocalypse, or 9/11 a thousand times over, but I've basically never seen any story that realises this. And on the whole mind control someone into dating point, the amount of stories that don't realise the full horror of love spells/potions is actually insane, like for some reason it's one of the most common haha silly plots despite it literally being the magical version of date rape drugs

I feel personally attacked and disgusted when english tiktokers use my language for their cringe. Like can you stay away please

@@Ozone946 it’s a twilight joke, relax. I’m Mexican and idgaf

@the fookin bass I will take away your language privileges if you use it to utter cringe. I’m sorry but that’s how it is

@@Ozone946 Its a twilight joke bud...I'm Mexican...and Spanish is my first language. Please chill, we don't need your negative energy, don't gatekeep OUR language.

@@a.cute.bow. nah bro it's MINE I am Juan Español, I created the language. Where do you think the name Español came from?

Yeah, that part was great.

that was funny but i actually choked at the "Im supposed to go on ur foot" right after

@@yasmeenmohamed9520 SAME

@@lullabypoppera7359 I mean, if it's executed well, then yeah, that could work 🤷‍♀️

Chad chads voicing all of it 💀 bc copyright

Ah, that’s exactly what I was going to say, good thing I checked the comments first.

Omg same

I actually love both

I love both.

I'm also firmly in the "not really" camp!

or if she watched my hero academia and realized everything she said was absolutely right, teenagers getting powers is a disaster for society

legally, you are my best friend.

that always confused me lol

Yeah Annabeth Yankee cap

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

Ye that's a great series

He was set back like 10 years That's why like the entire class is laughing.

I regret turning on timed comments because I wouldn’t have thought that til read this comment. 🥲 *sigh*

You mean.... Nut fire?

@@stereokuuji looks like someone burned hickory nuts😀

Even got the elemental names n shit

BRO FRR

Basically Sunningrocks

and then i'll be captain iasked. just so then i can mock you 3,000 kilometers away on a corgi that has nyan cat powers don't mind me i'm talking in the embodiment of a high person who can't stop drinking

I already have that power.

Same here omf

lmao same here

my seizure meds made me feel like I was astral projecting constantly for the first few months

"How can a quirkless loser like you even show your face to this school, just *insert same sewerslidy thing Bakugo always says about swans*."

💀

"Elongatedmusk" bahahahahaha

Omg hi Valerie!

Omg hello!!