Van Damme's Universal Soldier Is Humanity's Peak

Van Damme's Universal Soldier Is Humanity's Peak - Best Movie Ever

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5 ай бұрын

Congratulations, World, not that you had anything to do with it. Van Damme's Universal Soldier is officially the peak of all humanity, and also the universe as a whole. There's no possible way to top JCVD and Dolph Lundgren, unless you add a second Van Damme or maybe Nicolas Cage. I doubt the world could handle that, anyways, so this is what we have and it's AMAZING.
#vandamme #jcvd #universalsoldier

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@SpaceIce 5 ай бұрын

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@darknessviking 5 ай бұрын

mega hit blockbuster movie always makes me laugh

@eduardoasmiroeduardo 5 ай бұрын

Please do Universal Soldier 3 with Andrei Arlowisk the pitbull, Dolph Lundgren and Jcvd

@babyoda1973 5 ай бұрын

So brutal Gen x style 😂

@jameshill4589 5 ай бұрын

The bleeps make it better

@MrPeterheveran 5 ай бұрын

You missed the chance to say Damme on Dam action.

@bossgandy 5 ай бұрын

I love how JCVD can teleport to Thailand anytime he wishes and pull those bad ass dance moves and then get back in the action like nothing happened. Steven Seagal can't even dream about it.

@EN-mh4og 5 ай бұрын

He doesn't go anywhere, Thailand comes to him

@scottvincent3062 5 ай бұрын

Seagull can't even dream of getting his fat ass off a couch without the help of half a dozen weight lifters.

@kevint1719 5 ай бұрын

Scientists still haven't been able to explain it despite decades of research.

@ryanmarkley1979 5 ай бұрын

Seagal can dance... just like he fights... sitting down.

@Sammasambuddha 5 ай бұрын

Buddah says, "What you see in others is what you have failed to see in yourself. " Also, "Seagull is a fat bastard." 😉

@theonec5047 5 ай бұрын

"Back to Van Damme who cant figure out why she's still a part of this movie, so he buys her a bus ticket to fuckoffsville" 😂😂😂 Space Ice never disappoints

@lucas82 5 ай бұрын

JCVD and Dolph in one movie, it just doesn't get any more awesome.

@cybercop0083 5 ай бұрын

Expendables part deux?

@spejic1 5 ай бұрын

And "Universal Soldier: Regeneration", "Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning", and "Black Water".

@MentLeee 5 ай бұрын

@@spejic1I see we have a movie historian here haha. Thanks!

@MrRoda8143 5 ай бұрын

But the first time is almost always the best, just like what we got with DeNiro and Pacino in Heat

@TheScience69 5 ай бұрын

It does get more awesome. Segal isn't in it.

@eduardodiaz9942 5 ай бұрын

I will never tire of the constant Seagal shitting even in movies that have nothing to do with him

@thor3279 5 ай бұрын

Always- there's the baseline mentions when innocent people/women/children get killed, but then there's the special ones, like 12:41 "a level of fake cop not seen since Steven Seagal." Dolph even managed a Louisiana badge in homage to that fakest of fake cops.

@Wheres_the_money_lebowski 2 ай бұрын

Seagal was the reason old yeller got rabies and I also think he had something to do with John Voights death in Champ.

@williamedwards4151 5 ай бұрын

Universal Soldier is pure, condensed 90's action. You cannot get much better than this masterpiece.

@dawidwidera1819 5 ай бұрын

I had third stage of testicular cancer, but this video was *so fucking awsome* it cured me. Thank you Space Ice.

@gsigs 5 ай бұрын

Funny how that works. The song "Bushes of Love" from Bad Lip Reading cured my prostate cancer. That and robotic surgery. But mainly the song.

@Salmon_Rush_Die 5 ай бұрын

How can there be more than two stages of testicular cancer?

@dawidwidera1819 5 ай бұрын

@@Salmon_Rush_Die I have no idea, because I tried to make my comment a perfect mixture of bullshit and *awsome* . Seems like you focused on the bullshit part :D

@cobretti9332 5 ай бұрын

@@Salmon_Rush_Die same as all the other cancers? Spreading past the lymph nodes = stage 3. It's like none of you are oncologists

@brunorenno7493 5 ай бұрын

The third testicle, of course @@Salmon_Rush_Die

@MelGibsonFan 5 ай бұрын

He’s showed the world so much. Thank you JCVD.

@chadwickerman 5 ай бұрын

I agree. He exposed us to so much in this movie. So so much.

@TheScotian82 5 ай бұрын

This is downright hilarity by 8:00 "these smart gentlemen see a vehicle straight out of Twisted Metal© pull up, Ivan Drago hops out wearing a necklace made of ears and they decide, "this is a guy we should F with...While having Kevin Pollock as your enforcer would make anyone feel invincible.."" 🤣

@arthurfrayn7619 5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the first scene of The Terminator. Angry jacked dude naked at night? Yea; let's mess with him! People can be hilariously stupid, so not unrealistic.

@jer8279 5 ай бұрын

Seriously, this man's references are of my taste! 😅

@michaelfitzhugh4305 5 ай бұрын

Yeah... That shit was hilarious

@flangmasterj 5 ай бұрын

Loved this film. As a kid, Dolph scared shit out of me in this.

@Lilboozibert 5 ай бұрын

He's an excellent villain. Drago scared me, too.

@Yantryman 5 ай бұрын

Same here!

@brunorenno7493 5 ай бұрын

Hes great in this

@urbanstad7353 5 ай бұрын

I can imagine, I stood infront of Dolph (or Hans his real name before changing it) in Stockholm 1998, inside a bus and I can tell u he is taaaall!!

@rocksteady9826 5 ай бұрын

He is an intimidating dude!

@johnathanaquina1146 5 ай бұрын

“Like it’s Chicago or something” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@nathanwilliams4005 Ай бұрын

Not wrong.

@Radhaugo108 5 ай бұрын

Who needs TikTok when you got Universal Soldier on VHS.

@svenjansen2134 5 ай бұрын

Who needs tiktok period.

@TheSymbiot3Venom 5 ай бұрын

8:57Carole Baskin the greatest cameo I never knew about

@kalybnielsen4183 5 ай бұрын

If it wasn't for Space Ice, we wouldn't know about so many cameos

@life_of_riley88 2 ай бұрын

"That B!tch Carroll Baskins!"

@MauricioLJ 5 ай бұрын

"... a bus ticket to F**offsville..." PRICELESS

@WarDaddy_21 5 ай бұрын

"15 Minutes and 2 states later..." lmfao 😂😂😂

@rickmaldoo4205 5 ай бұрын

"I don't want to hurt you, I just want to eat" words I based my life on

@paulgoogol2652 5 ай бұрын

Never understood why cannibalism gets such a bad rep.

@dusermiginte4647 5 ай бұрын

💪😃👍

@PREDATEURLT 5 ай бұрын

@@paulgoogol2652 people are softer than they used to be.

@tucorameriz3538 5 ай бұрын

The Thai dancing never gets old 😂😂😂

@TheRedRaven_ 5 ай бұрын

My second all time favorite Van Damme movie, watched this movie hundreds of times as a kid 😂

@lenindominguez1986 5 ай бұрын

Try Watching The Live action Street Fighter

@marcioardanuy3089 5 ай бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986 hahahahaha, dude, that was funny

@lenindominguez1986 5 ай бұрын

@@marcioardanuy3089 yup that was funny

@jaymxu 5 ай бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986Wasn't even funny ): dude was probably mocking you but Street Fighter was gold

@BlyatimirPootin 5 ай бұрын

It's empty!!

@josephsalmonte4995 5 ай бұрын

I *LOVED* this film as a teenager. "I'm all ears" 😂

@RyuShinkuuHadoken 5 ай бұрын

That censor bar at the begining 😂

@mayamanign 5 ай бұрын

Him and Borat 😂

@chloeirnes 5 ай бұрын

It's just a movie. The real JCVD bar would have been longer!

@mirvjournal1693 5 ай бұрын

Dat ass

@jav3951 5 ай бұрын

Space Ice was playing it extra safe, so the video wasn't deleted this time (happened with some of his previous videos).

@Rattus-Norvegicus 5 ай бұрын

@@jav3951Are you crazy? I could see the tip below the bar!

@septopus3516 5 ай бұрын

" but, son of a bitch, buses don't drift" 😂

@richardcollier1912 22 күн бұрын

I found that out the hard way with 29 Grade-Schoolers on board. But that was back in '82, and I'm out now.

@ninjanick951 5 ай бұрын

Every time Space Ice does a JCVD vid, a fairy gets its wings

@josepha3805 5 ай бұрын

"I agree that this movie is the best movie ever." -Jean Claude Van Damme

@heybro6105 5 ай бұрын

Bout damn time we got some more JCVD.

@rockflageagle3870 5 ай бұрын

If you ever find yourself sick of JCVD, seek help because your name is Steven Seagal

@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 5 ай бұрын

"The ropes isn't for safety it's for the Dammes" you goddamned magnificent Space Ice 😂

@SpaceDreamer9000 5 ай бұрын

Van Damme body causing the TV to suddenly burst out of pure excitement at 5:23 was pure brilliance 😂

@mj23goat82 5 ай бұрын

I was looking for this she was like 😯💥

@Rattus-Norvegicus 5 ай бұрын

Did you see the long black bar between his legs?😂

@leyazaki 5 ай бұрын

JCVD and Dolph being in Nam before they were 15 sounds like a terrible time for their enemies

@EvertfromNederland 5 ай бұрын

I heard that was the only reason the V.C dug all them tunnels. To be able to get away from them unseen.

@Mayelito7 5 ай бұрын

They’re just about to hit prime! This is how you know this film is fiction (and the only hint that it is)… it’s because we did t win Vietnam easily, with those two on board.

@calebpalmer9317 5 ай бұрын

Aw I wish you could've included JCVDs greatest line in movie history. " I just want to eat "😢

@seanmcclure 5 ай бұрын

“ After a stern lecture on spark plug maintenance“. 😅I am never disappointed with this channel.

@bananaempijama 5 ай бұрын

I'm afraid after this video, Space Ice will just die in awe due to JCVD's greatness.😅

@mirvjournal1693 5 ай бұрын

Don't get too close the sun, Space Ice you'll melt!

@WhatIsMatter101 5 ай бұрын

Watching Seagal money laundering scam movies through the years toughened him up.

@Punished_Trump 5 ай бұрын

"The rope isn't for their safety, it's for the dam's" I fucking lost it 😂😂 Thanks Space Ice. Happy New Year to you and everyone!

@mrbenclaude 5 ай бұрын

Unless he was referring to van damme as "the damme"

@nagoldel3746 5 ай бұрын

I'm in a marathon of watching all of Van Damme's films, I've seen about 19, and Universal Soldier is a 10 without a doubt

@spejic1 5 ай бұрын

I've seen 48 out of his 53 English-language movies (if you include Breakin' and I do) and they are all 10. Except Derailed. That was pretty bad. It's still a 10 because Van Damme, but it's like a much smaller version of 10. Like if you wrote it really thin, or maybe in a tiny font.

@danielposavec7215 5 ай бұрын

"Dolph ruined the Flemish stew" 😂😂😂

@syetaaque07 5 ай бұрын

"Where he shows the world..," my fave line in the beginning of each video lol

@TheScotian82 5 ай бұрын

My Van Damme Mt.Rushmore is; Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Hard Target, Universal Soldier. With honourable mentions to Lionheart, Death Warrant, Double Impact, Timecop.

@chloeirnes 5 ай бұрын

That's a really tough decision?! JCVD has had a lot of amazing all-time classics!

@relicdad88 5 ай бұрын

Id put leonhart above universal soldier but that's jus me long as double team aint up there we good lol

@chadtuffey3813 5 ай бұрын

Cyborg , in hell .

@cybercop0083 5 ай бұрын

That’s two mount Rushmores

@Rattus-Norvegicus 5 ай бұрын

How could you forget about the masterpiece The Quest?

@korbell1089 5 ай бұрын

Can't blame JCVD during that restaurant scene, I hate trying to eat and the waitress keeps coming up and asking if everything is ok!😅😁

@AedanBlackheart 5 ай бұрын

Next time start crying softly and saying NO it's not OKAY! Steven Segall keeps making movies IT'S NOT OKAY 😭

@pedrowla2297 5 ай бұрын

Dolph is my male model. JCVD is something you cant even dream to replicate.

@iasked147 5 ай бұрын

I love how space ice can put steven segal jokes in every video

@professorquack 5 ай бұрын

“He got her a ticket…” those lines were epic

@reignfire85 5 ай бұрын

The whole "pervert bully" bit was hilarious. I caught this a couple times on TV as a kid, but only rewatched it recently. Was awesome seeing Jerry Orbach in it since I've only ever seen him on Law & Order.

@spinna42069 5 ай бұрын

the. Van Damme ..dance...never gets old...

@EvertfromNederland 5 ай бұрын

Jean Claude van Dance

@bobsmudger3979 5 ай бұрын

Dolph Lundgren absolutely nails the bad guy routine! Epic movie 👍

@SiyaMedia 5 ай бұрын

What a way to end the year, with a JCVD review 😊

@ttx3 5 ай бұрын

there is enough time for a Segal review as well ❤

@MrGgabber 5 ай бұрын

"They won the war" 😂😂😂 These subtle quips make your stuff one of the best on YT

@Neowulf2066 5 ай бұрын

The transitional period quote got me. 👏👏

@KareemHarper 5 ай бұрын

1) Space Ice using that restored 4K release to capture footage = GLORIOUS! Look at how crisp and sharp it is! 2) I actually saw this in theaters with my big brother opening day in NYC. One of the best theater experiences ever. Everyone was into it, non-stop cheers and laughs. 3) Man, Billy Ray and Guttenberg taught me never to interrupt JCVD while he is eating. "I just want to eat." Let the man eat.

@TihetrisWeathersby 5 ай бұрын

JCVD has never had a bad movie, He was on another level

@TheScotian82 5 ай бұрын

..ever see Street Fighter?? 😄 I mean, I still liked it. Objectively bad.

@kalybnielsen4183 5 ай бұрын

@@TheScotian82When you are like 10 when Street fighter comes out, you enjoy it, and then it has the nostalgia to it

@anti-liberal7167 5 ай бұрын

LIONHEART IS THE BEST JCVD MOVIE EVER IN MY OPINION

@dengisten-speer6659 5 ай бұрын

Street Fighter or this awful Apocalpyse movie.

@bentucker2301 5 ай бұрын

Cyborg...

@stanktaint15 5 ай бұрын

The scene where he shows everything 😂😂😂

@andronis6452 5 ай бұрын

One of the coolest action movies in the 90s, And the most awesome channel on youtube! Dont ever stop!

@joshuac6389 5 ай бұрын

"Mega blockbuster hit movie!" You make my day Space Ice!!!

@tecsmith_info 5 ай бұрын

This movie was God tier when I was a child, and burned in to memory from watching it several thousand times.

@goodbyeseeyalater 5 ай бұрын

That steak eating scene in the market and the dinner food scene always made me hungry

@darknessviking 5 ай бұрын

mega hit blockbuster movie always makes me laugh

@paganarh 5 ай бұрын

one of the most important movies of the 90s!

@whoisyouranime 5 ай бұрын

You are the funniest "Film Recap" video maker in all of KZfaq. Most film recaps people explain the movie. You make fun of it.

@gravelpit5680 5 ай бұрын

I think you misunderstood, Space Ice is explaining the movie. Nothing funny, just accurate explanations. 👍

@professorquack 5 ай бұрын

@@gravelpit5680 Agreed. I’m glad he only reviews mega blockbuster hit movies for us.

@jestaboss 5 ай бұрын

I don't even watch the video first. I already know it's going to be a fire video, so I like and then watch this awesomeness.

@extremechimpout 5 ай бұрын

This was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid

@Izanagioomikami 5 ай бұрын

@Space Ice I discovered your channel a few months ago and I can't get enough of your movies. Edit comment : Thanks for doing the 5th element!

@SN_268 5 ай бұрын

He already did The Fifth Element. Excellent video

@AedanBlackheart 5 ай бұрын

Months, but never thought to check all his videos on his channel? I smell a rat lol jk

@Izanagioomikami 5 ай бұрын

@@SN_268 Really?? I'll check it out thanks.

@michaelfitzhugh4305 5 ай бұрын

I love how he's pacing himself. Best & worst first. We're not ready for him to open a can on Starwars or superhero movies. So wise & benevolent.

@karabomondlane3218 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂Steven Seagal always in the mix somehow 😂😂😂

@jessehutchings 5 ай бұрын

Incredible. Nothing can stop JCVD

@tenborck 5 ай бұрын

The ONE and ONLY to save Christmas and New Year... JCVD (Jean Claude Vicarius Dei)

@handbanana8041 5 ай бұрын

I was having some issues and long story short, I was feeling miserable after work. And then I checked my notifications and I just couldn't believe my eyes. You made my day sir. 😂😂😂

@kedziukaras 5 ай бұрын

No "share and subscribe" in the midle of video, no ads and just pure content. Awesome

@jessegilbert9568 5 ай бұрын

Good editing lining that up at 1:15 and leaving 13 minutes to the video when he says, "we've got 13 minutes."

@aperturelabs8552 5 ай бұрын

That was the best episode of the year. I laughed from start to finish.

@OZYM1 5 ай бұрын

Yes!!! This made my day. I know Space Ice already made a top reasons why Universal Soldier is the best movie ever video, but I had been hoping he'd make a full movie recap. It was so worth the wait. Space Ice is the best KZfaqr. JCVD is the best. I've loved watching Universal Soldier since I first saw it in theaters all the way back in 1992. What a great combination of the most epic things ever!!

@zikzero6 5 ай бұрын

Great, the wait is over for universal soldier 👏

@justinroberts9072 5 ай бұрын

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY! YOU JUST KNOW THIS VIDEO IS GONNA BE GREAT!🔥🔥🔥

@thundermuscle48 5 ай бұрын

Your videos are so good bro.

@TheZotman5 5 ай бұрын

Drinking coffee when the censorship bars pop up on Van Damme. Thanks Ice, almost killed me.

@jkdbuck7670 5 ай бұрын

Universal Soldier. Ah the classic

@darcanjel7 5 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅omg!!! How are you this funny?!!! You never let us down.

@stanleykubik1778 5 ай бұрын

Man i was watchin universal soldier last night and was thinking, cant wait for Space Ice to tackle this one, and here you are the next day!

@joshcarter-com 5 ай бұрын

0:13 the way you blacked that out had me rolling with laughter for a minute straight. Nailed it. 😂

@besticanaffordantiques2565 5 ай бұрын

Swedish and Belgian guys are often the most problematic members of a US military team. Historical fact.

@Rattus-Norvegicus 5 ай бұрын

The amount of thumbs up this has leads me to believe that I've missed a joke, or perhaps a bit of history, that I probably shouldn't have.

@besticanaffordantiques2565 5 ай бұрын

@@Rattus-Norvegicus Sorry, friend. Comment was the joke. 'Cause of the ridiculousness.

@The_ZeroLine 5 ай бұрын

@@Rattus-NorvegicusMaybe because Swedish and Belgian guys aren’t usually part of the American special forces.

@Rattus-Norvegicus 5 ай бұрын

@@The_ZeroLine Well that might be generally true but there's nothing stopping them. We have a large number of immigrants in the US military, which just makes it sad that Republicans harass them and their families.

@poeticblade 3 ай бұрын

@@Rattus-Norvegicus JCVD doesn't need political parties to solve problems. He resolves conflicts with grenade-throwing, break dancing parties.

@Pyke64 5 ай бұрын

Terrified sideways flinch shooting is a Seagal patent, dammit

@SedricSleepzzz 5 ай бұрын

I love the PULP FICTION insert…😂😂😂😂

@JimmyJojoshabadoo 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Space Ice for taking time off holiday break for this JCVD video! 😂

@jonathanfeldheim6554 5 ай бұрын

After this, he directed Stargate and ID4; not too shabby, except for everything after that

@cybercop0083 5 ай бұрын

Emmerich‘s film stayed the same. But he doesn’t have the actors to carry the ludicrosity anymore. That film, where the moon falls on our head(2022) was peak Emmerich

@ryanmarkley1979 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for this SI, probably the best way to wrap up 2023!

@Naomi.Robertson 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for the content sirs one my fav channels on yt

@wills.364 5 ай бұрын

Nothing like celebrating the holidays by watching JCVD 👍🏻

@Zenoandturtle 5 ай бұрын

Universal Soldier rocks! I’ve seen it over a dozen times. Never gets old. Thanks for the review.

@anthonyholmes5965 5 ай бұрын

Finally some JCVD dancing. I’d been missing that.

@dedsun81 5 ай бұрын

I love your content, man. Your videos helped me out of a depression. I wanted to say thank you.

@pwnagraphic690 5 ай бұрын

All my memories of this movie come flushing back to me after the car lighter scene. Then I totally remembered as a kid I placed that on my thumb to see how hot it got and charred my flesh after seeing this movie haha.. I can still smell it.

@Rattus-Norvegicus 5 ай бұрын

I stuck my finger in an empty light socket when I was 4, I'm 40 and I still won't do it. The old days were fun, who knew that learning the lessons would be the fun part.

@markandrewpaul4233 5 ай бұрын

Van Damme never leaves home without his passport to Thailand😂😂😂. Happy New Year Iceman and Members. Have a Great One🎉🎉🎉🎉

@CreepyPersonCube. 4 ай бұрын

This is so good. The recontextualization of the movie is just a damn gold mine. And yet again you've reminded me of a great movie whose greatness I forgot over the years, and that I need to add to my cinema collection RIGHT NOW.

@elgeno777 5 ай бұрын

Best Van Damme he did… since the last one 💪

@jamesabernethy7896 5 ай бұрын

This is one of my favourite movies of the era. I owned it on VHS at the time and bought it on Blu-ray. Love your sense of humour and your reviews. Have an amazing new year everyone.

@joeblow229 5 ай бұрын

I actually tried to watch a Steven Segal movie, and it was incomprehensible. I really have to give SpaceIce props for being able to decipher what the hell is going on and break it down like he does. Plus, he kind of sounds like a young Rick (from 'Rick and Morty'), which makes it even more amusing.

@AedanBlackheart 5 ай бұрын

I'm imagining an adult in the 80s as space ice.

@BlazingOwnager 5 ай бұрын

Segal made precisely one good movie, Under Siege, and it was in spite of not because of him.

@MrRoda8143 5 ай бұрын

@@BlazingOwnagerTLJ and Gary Busey owned that movie! Seagull should thank them for making it watchable

@BlueVariableGames 5 ай бұрын

Keep Segal out of this - this is a Van Damme movie. Nothing but good vibes and some Thailand bar dancing here.

@wowcarnage 5 ай бұрын

Erika eleniak made it watchable for me@@MrRoda8143

@The_Wrestling-Horror_collector 5 ай бұрын

Another space ice Van Damme video is always pure gold

@cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197 5 ай бұрын

This had me in tears. One of their best.

@coreedawarrior2000 5 ай бұрын

"BEST WAR EVER!" 😂😂

@truthhurts3524 5 ай бұрын

Kevin Pollack, the enforcer! 😂😂

@ScottNetherstone 5 ай бұрын

Can we get some shirts that say: "Love Van Damme Hate Seagal Space Ice Forever" ???

@lenindominguez1986 5 ай бұрын

Absolutely

@keithybrinson7804 5 ай бұрын

Body count is the Pinnacle of ice-T songs 💪🏾

@ryanakabomber 5 ай бұрын

Ending the year off right. Space Ice as we glide off into the weekend. Happy New Year, yall 🤘🧔‍♂️

@ttx3 5 ай бұрын

this is not a movie. this is ART ❤😂

@Redthepunkrocker 5 ай бұрын

This was like a JCVD Christmas present the best present ever Merry Christmas Happy New Year