[Vinesauce] Joel - Temu Trash ( Part 2 )

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My heart is feeling bacon, hide the pizza.
Date streamed: 19 Nov , 2023
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00:00 Intro
02:16 Half Life
06:39 RoboCop
31:48 Healing Crystal
34:37 Energy Drink
47:47 Health Pendant
01:04:23 Pizza
01:08:01 Brain Pills
01:12:35 Boomer
01:16:14 Windows XP
01:20:30 Insoles
01:34:50 4k TV
01:44:12 Close Up of Pendant
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Пікірлер: 408

@commbs9838 7 ай бұрын

"He sucks with his robo pee-ahh-nyis" is certainly a joel line of all time.

@elliot_rat 7 ай бұрын

robo wants a peanis

@SamTheMightyMan 7 ай бұрын

pay a niss

@ThatKidBobo 7 ай бұрын

peeyannyies

@eurasianenthusiasttv 7 ай бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!

@Mr.SpicyIce 7 ай бұрын

Joely.

@Slop_Dogg 7 ай бұрын

it’s good to know joel is just convincing elderly swedish men that the danish infantry is on the horizon

@UniverseAvalon 7 ай бұрын

I still need my Mao disease cured

@TakeNoShift 7 ай бұрын

Radioactive health pendant

@person9605 7 ай бұрын

i love that stepping on shit feeling

@dylanpelo 7 ай бұрын

Super soft pain.

@bushsbakedbaby1374 7 ай бұрын

I love when the shit squishes between your toes :)

@BlackMetalSparkHead 6 ай бұрын

Military training is special

@yanedolboyib 6 ай бұрын

Soft with bullets

@therealZypher 6 ай бұрын

4d massage

@NesiclorLikesSoybeans 7 ай бұрын

"There's no Danish culture on TEMU" Joel, there's no Danish culture in Denmark.

@shirleymaemattthews4862 7 ай бұрын

The only thing known in Denmark is The little Mermaid and fricking Lego. Also that one South Park episode about internet trolls.

@gram. 7 ай бұрын

"Yall ain't gats no cull-chuh nahmeen"

@Numinon 7 ай бұрын

There is no Denmark

@JacobKinsley 7 ай бұрын

Denmark is just an echo fighter of Sweden

@Mikedot 6 ай бұрын

But they make some awesome freaking butter cookies, though.

@nadiayorc 7 ай бұрын

fun fact: "stepping on shit feeling" isnt even wrongly translated, it's a literal translation of a chinese phrase that's used like the english phrase "like stepping on a cloud", I have no idea why they chose to use excrement as the descriptive word I guess they just don't realise how bizzare of a statement it is in English but honestly who knows

@kinnikuboneman 7 ай бұрын

Or it is just google translated crap

@elbowjuiced 7 ай бұрын

@@kinnikuboneman literally crap

@freedustin 6 ай бұрын

TBH...have you ever walked across a warm, large pile of shit? Like one really long enough to take a few steps through? Feels kinda nice. Very supportive and warm.

@elbowjuiced 6 ай бұрын

@@freedustin i disliked your comment

@freedustin 6 ай бұрын

@@elbowjuiced I appreciate your warmth and support.

@yesimgamer 7 ай бұрын

HIDE THE PIZZA 🎶❗

@kawaguchihiroshi8237 7 ай бұрын

My heart is feeling bacon. Shame da wing chicken.

@Siknik64 7 ай бұрын

I'm never gonna forget "HIDE THE PIZZA"

@yeshello2528 7 ай бұрын

I SAID HIDE THE PIZZA

@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 7 ай бұрын

Hun, you ain't fat enough for that kinda foreplay.

@letmecringe 2 ай бұрын

BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

@MiniMinotaur675 7 ай бұрын

Just thought I'd mention that some of the "health pendants" have been known to contain radioactive materials such as Thorium, despite claiming "anti-radiation protection".

@KantiDono 7 ай бұрын

That's correct. Reducing the amount of radiation you receive would be 'radiation protection'. So increasing the amount of radiation you receive is anti-(radiation protection).

@MiniMinotaur675 7 ай бұрын

@@KantiDono I noticed that too, technically it isn't false advertising

@Sporkyyyy 7 ай бұрын

Wow so not only are they scamming you by acting like basic breathing exercises, the literal first advice you'll ever hear about managing anxiety, only works though a silver tube on a string for some reason, they're also irradiating you LMAO

@BloodWraith777 7 ай бұрын

*Beep beep. Hazardous radiation detected. User death imminent. Tie straightening lawyers inbound* *Warning. User wallet lightness detected. Request refund immediately.*

@PaladinusSP 7 ай бұрын

Fight fire with fire.

@Rpground 7 ай бұрын

A Joel Classic; Gaslighting an old man into hating the Danish.

@kricku 6 ай бұрын

No gaslighting required

@connorfinnigan263 2 ай бұрын

i would say gaslighting more like throwing lighter fuel on a bonfire

@redcomet_622 7 ай бұрын

I like how when Joel searched for "4K TV's", he got goddamn projection screen blankets instead.

@skogen5357 7 ай бұрын

That story about the old man and him complaining about the Swedish postal service is something that legit every boomer in Sweden does

@gram. 7 ай бұрын

Fukkin danish...😢 I'm so sorry to hear how they've ruined everything for everyone everywhere in Sweden 🇸🇪 With love, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤍🇸🇪

@gonzoGnostalgic 7 ай бұрын

It's hilarious that aggressively racist boomers exist everywhere, but the racism is localized to where you live and who's around you. As an American, I have never had a single negative thought about the Danish (nor any particularly strong positive thoughts, for that matter), so the idea of there existing people in the world who blame all of their country's ills on them is very alien and funny to me.

@BillNyeTheRussianGuy 7 ай бұрын

the danish are responsible for temu

@chimerschang 7 ай бұрын

I love how Joel has been reduced to laughing fits over modern music in both of these streams.

@Sporkyyyy 7 ай бұрын

59:27 A song about the struggles of being vegan: -pain, trying not to feel the same, But it's a shame, that wing chicken... See, my confidence is shakin' and my heart is feeling bacon So you try to fill it in You said _HIDE THE PIZZA-_

@CharonFaustinus 7 ай бұрын

When you're happy, you enjoy the music but when you're sad, you undestand the lyrics.

@ona512 7 ай бұрын

ur a genius

@cybhunter007 7 ай бұрын

My hearts been bakin'

@gram. 7 ай бұрын

Super loooove that fursona that is your profile photo omg! Furry❤

@Sporkyyyy 7 ай бұрын

@@gram. Awwww thank you! That's so sweet of you to say! 💜

@cris872 7 ай бұрын

Thanks to this stream Temu has now reached 1 Temullion dollars in sales

@vanjavicko20 7 ай бұрын

And the vacuum reached 1 Maomillion dollars in sales too

@samditto 7 ай бұрын

These are all valid number names such as skibidillion

@BloodWraith777 7 ай бұрын

Now all the Temmies can go to colleg and eventually found the marginally less terrible Temazon.

@mslabo102s2 7 ай бұрын

the best part of Temu was when he said "IT'S TEMMIN' TIME" and temmed all over those guys

@hyperthetical 7 ай бұрын

finally, a new evolution of morbillion

@th3barc0dezlliilliilz57 7 ай бұрын

Fuck. All these years of watching joel has ruined my humour. Laughed my ass off to the diabetus beat.

@V0IDWARE 6 ай бұрын

DiaBEATus

@ddable. 7 ай бұрын

For the helmets its only because of the helmets being "Half" and Temu's like: "Hey! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! It's (One of) the word(s) your searched!"

@jfs983 7 ай бұрын

LOL, just like google search.

@cbtillery135 7 ай бұрын

@@jfs983 Google Search is worse, because it puts related searches in with your search result.

@elliot_rat 7 ай бұрын

they only searched for... half... of it...

@BloodWraith777 7 ай бұрын

Well, at least the helmets are *sort of* related to Half-Life. *MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.*

@SlippySnakes 7 ай бұрын

I think it took the hyphen as a minus, meaning to exclude from search

@crism8868 7 ай бұрын

57:57 that's just the 4-7-8 breathing technique. You don't need a magical meme necklace for that

@D.blueforester 7 ай бұрын

Joel gets his data stolen the movie

@user-10021 5 ай бұрын

All of our data has already been for sale on the black market for years so why it matter 💀 you think google or Facebook actually value privacy?😂

@miserirken 7 ай бұрын

♪♫pain, trying not to feel the same but it's a shame that wing chicken see my confidence is chicken and my heart is feeling bacon so you try to fill it in you said hide the pizza♫♪

@bigdaddydynasty395 7 ай бұрын

STEPPING ON SHIT FEELING

@Eira_ 7 ай бұрын

Not just soft. Soft with bullets.

@gram. 7 ай бұрын

Then to watch KZfaq on your blanket

@ebnertra0004 4 ай бұрын

Super soft pain

@devnoms 7 ай бұрын

Ah yes, "stepping on *SHIT* feeling", an apt descriptor for insoles...

@masterofbloopers 7 ай бұрын

I like how Joel discovering the JO Crystals caused him to revert back to Grand Dad Joel.

@realPurpleOrb 7 ай бұрын

Grand Dad, BALLS OVER, and now the JO Crystals. What a time (though it took a bit for the last two).

@BarnebyJones-qi1fq 7 ай бұрын

"Its hard to shave that winged chicken, my heart is feelin like bacon"

@ScratchedDVDhelp 7 ай бұрын

i love when joel tells stories and just talks, that's why i love series like this and stuff like windows destruction

@jacklovell5389 5 ай бұрын

I love the Nirvana Nevermind pfp 😂

@ScratchedDVDhelp 5 ай бұрын

@@jacklovell5389 lol thanks!

@01oo011 7 ай бұрын

“Shame the wing chicken”

@Winsane 7 ай бұрын

see my confidence chicken, and my heart is feelin bacon

@JacobKinsley 7 ай бұрын

You'll be my American boy

@boombox_1337 7 ай бұрын

fun fact those health pendants have been found to be radioactive

@northuniverse 6 ай бұрын

Even the 🅱️enis one?

@Freshykz 7 ай бұрын

HIDE THE PIZZA

@mantisgreen 7 ай бұрын

Hide the pizza.

@bassetts1899 7 ай бұрын

This video is super handy for maniacs

@03Sys 7 ай бұрын

54:48 The "Hide the pizza" segment. The song is "Cash Cash - How to Love ft. Sofia Reyes".

@kawaguchihiroshi8237 7 ай бұрын

Gen Z Music.

@cool_bug_facts 7 ай бұрын

@@kawaguchihiroshi8237 Hearing shit feeling

@yeshello2528 7 ай бұрын

this is not gen z, this is millenial white american girl music@@kawaguchihiroshi8237

@pokehybridtrainer 7 ай бұрын

I suddenly have a craving for a chicken bacon ranch pizza.

@TheTiep97 7 ай бұрын

@@kawaguchihiroshi8237 More like incomprehensive music.

@TiberiusTen 7 ай бұрын

50:48 INSULIN TYPE BEAT

@indask8 7 ай бұрын

When you live in Hawaii and your Italian relatives come to visit : HIDE THE PIZZA

@crank93 6 ай бұрын

This was the lamest comment I’ve heard on a vsauce video

@JacobKinsley 4 ай бұрын

@@crank93 well, uh huh-huh-huh... I um... I thought it was funny... *looks to ground and blushes*

@2doot 6 ай бұрын

24:57 the way the Justin Beiber jumpscare absolutely OBLITERATED me 😭😭

@sosotik 5 ай бұрын

are we an item 🗣️🗣️🗣️ girl quit playin 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

@bonelordkaz 7 ай бұрын

"Anti sleepy artifact" excuse me?

@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 7 ай бұрын

It's like a JPEG that's so bad it keeps you up at night.

@bonelordkaz 7 ай бұрын

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC it's the temu version of the mani mani statue

@JacobKinsley 7 ай бұрын

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWCsmile dog 😢

@zacksirola1552 7 ай бұрын

I love how this man’s wheezing sounds like a cartoon sound effect.

@Lishadra 6 ай бұрын

Joel has one of the best laughs ever. If you’re new you’re in for a real treat

@zacksirola1552 6 ай бұрын

@@Lishadra Indeed.

@zombinary3138 6 ай бұрын

@@zacksirola1552highly recommend the Joel tries to sing nickelback- photograph bit. Links are awful on youtube but if you search up- “vine sauce Joel Nickelback “ you’ll find it lol

@CentiPlays 7 ай бұрын

As a Danish, we apologize.

@MamaAki 7 ай бұрын

Ge mig 600kg pølsa så är vi kvitt :)

@nicolehafner8616 4 ай бұрын

You have energy drinks with 10 percent alcohol in a normal 7 eleven in copenhagen, you have nothing to apologize for. //Much love, from Sweden

@diegomedina9637 7 ай бұрын

Job blob be shopping like a billionaire raccoon.

@shelby5809 5 ай бұрын

reading this nearly killed me

@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 7 ай бұрын

FIrst we had robocop. Then we had robert cop. Now we have rowboat cop.

@GreyOatmeal 7 ай бұрын

Stepping On Shit Feeling 😩

@umlautabuser2769 6 ай бұрын

Military training is special

@harrisnmusic 7 ай бұрын

"I'm a diabetic. I don't think it's a big of deal for me. We all go through shit." As a diabetic Joel is speaking facts. It ain't that big of a deal and we all have something we go through

@joe579003 6 ай бұрын

Well, when your insulin doesn't cost several hundred dollars a vial it's not as big a deal.

@skogen5357 6 ай бұрын

@@joe579003 America Moment If this happens to you then I'm genuinely sorry for you. As a person whose mother is diabetic I feel ya.

@AdminAbuse 5 ай бұрын

@@joe579003 that's EU healthcare for you and should be normal

@JacobKinsley 4 ай бұрын

@@joe579003 it also helps when your culture doesn't have a stigma against people who are diabetic

@jackwhite2654 7 ай бұрын

The emote guy looks exactly like me, it's uncanny.

@tysopiccaso8711 7 ай бұрын

Emote guy andy

@alfo2804 7 ай бұрын

he just like me fr

@neptune._ 7 ай бұрын

1:21:26 - "Stepping on shit feeling" 1:25:37 - "Joel, Vegeta left a review"

@foszzz4833 6 ай бұрын

you should hide the pizza 🎵

@ryanwinter8813 7 ай бұрын

37:44 for Joel nostril whistle

@crackedemerald4930 7 ай бұрын

I love when Joel talks like he's talking to a cute pear with arms and a face

@UltimatePerfection 7 ай бұрын

4D Massage, in my experience, is better than 5D chess. Instead of stressing you, it unstresses.

@nerd0Chija 7 ай бұрын

Insulin type beat

@mdctt9021 7 ай бұрын

One of the most temu streams ever

@InsideOutAnus 7 ай бұрын

this meme was never funny

@tarjaau 7 ай бұрын

The vacuum robot is so cute, they should make licensed character versions like a Sandy Cheeks vacuum with a lil tail or something

@itscorvid358 7 ай бұрын

do not

@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 7 ай бұрын

Hahaha "licensed". That's a good one!

@Actinide5013 7 ай бұрын

All Things Must Go

@thiccyosh 7 ай бұрын

No they should not.

@crackedemerald4930 7 ай бұрын

☹️

@Zarnubius 7 ай бұрын

"meatballs made with chicken pork and beef" damn I never noticed this. the implications are pretty dire.

@qwertzy121212 7 ай бұрын

Oops! All tendons

@WilfredCthulu 7 ай бұрын

Healing crystal = Danish

@MamaAki 7 ай бұрын

The Danish people are too busy getting drunk ans high to play with crystals

@noesepulveda5789 7 ай бұрын

I can bet that the "robot succing pae-niss" line must've triggered a collective flashback regarding a giant squirrel... and some cars.

@JacobKinsley 7 ай бұрын

Is this some Yiff thing?

@Ekstromer64 7 ай бұрын

stepping on that feeling sounds like something from those photoshopped grinch movie ads

@StrikerSans 7 ай бұрын

So many good uploads from joel in such a short time. I can't watch all three at ones, but I'll safe the voices of the void one for when I'm drawing. Gives me good mood buffs overall.

@lithium444 7 ай бұрын

I wish Joeint bought a random “”””health”””” pendant, some are actually radioactive and it would be funnï 27:24 Joel meets Mr. John Temu

@Boltscrap 7 ай бұрын

Radiation combined with Pepsi Max would cause Joel to transform into Diet Pepsiman.

@incorporealnuance 7 ай бұрын

1:42:31 This stock background music almost sounds like the facebook memories car crash meme

@AcrosArchive 7 ай бұрын

It's actually the same song

@incorporealnuance 7 ай бұрын

@@AcrosArchive…oh no it is

@Spaceman_u 7 ай бұрын

The entire foot fetish segment at around 1:30:00 was unexpected

@GamayObera 7 ай бұрын

1:04:58 This cutter would be a perfect fit for Cameraman Abe from GCCX, reminds me of that Pizza Pop episode where he made a *Ramen Pizza* as a reward for Arino completing a stage.

@kinnikuboneman 7 ай бұрын

That's all you remember, references

@Trassel242 7 ай бұрын

I really like these streams, the unexpected gnome insanity was really something else. Seeing that there are people who supposedly think that a drunk old man garden gnome is a great idea to put in your garden, my own idea of trying to decorate my future home to feel like Morrowind seems extremely reasonable and normal in comparison.

@darknessml6145 7 ай бұрын

gnome fearer

@crism8868 7 ай бұрын

Based and Gnomepilled

@tfairfield42 6 ай бұрын

Gnome enjoyers:

@froufroudeluxe 7 ай бұрын

I hope temu timmy will become a regular on temu trash streams

@JacobKinsley 7 ай бұрын

The "morbius is the movie of all time" meme format is literally just a modern rehashing of "I accidentally my whole Cola bottle". I don't know why I just realised this.

@HouseholdWarrior 7 ай бұрын

i can never get enough of this segment.

@sunkruhmhalaci2592 7 ай бұрын

Apparently that song you couldn't understand is by Cash Cash featuring Sofia Reyes or whatever. Even reading her lyrics with a lyric video I still can't hear her properly.

@JacobKinsley 7 ай бұрын

I've only watched 2 seconds but I always love when food companies do crossovers with video games. Like I remember final fantasy x Bachelor's crossover where I got like 10 packs of instant cheese and brocoli pasta and sauce and all of them just had a really serious looking, high quality 3d render of Cloud with the title "Cheese 'n Broccoli Pasta 'n Sauce'" above him and it was just funny

@theuncannydag 7 ай бұрын

FYI, the Hide The Pizza song is How To Love by Cash Cash. It's just too bad that the singer has no enunciation lol. The misheard lyrics are: But it's a shame that we're sinking See, my confidence is shaken and my heart is feeling vacant So you try to fill it in You say, I can fix the [broken in your heart]

@coconut5650 7 ай бұрын

I could hear everything else aside from "we're sinking". It 100% sounds like "wing chicken" so thanks for posting the lyrics!

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

I love how all of the temu products that are about healing and revitalising are basically just alternative ways to express some kind of oral fixation

@salomon7k 7 ай бұрын

ah stepping on shit feeling, also soft with bullets wow!

@kirbyman100 7 ай бұрын

I did not expect to hear La Tale music on Joel's stream

@DucktorQuackers 6 ай бұрын

I laughed way too hard at the stupid chicken bacon pizza song

@MisterN1 6 ай бұрын

Here's hoping for a part 3

@Carissa2003 7 ай бұрын

The fucking maxi(?) pad commercial bit hit me like a freight train. I'm still recovering from that.

@A.Ros3 7 ай бұрын

Since Joey doesn't know what Lethal Company is, we gotta get him to play it guys. Since it's multiplayer maybe we could get a rare Vinny, Joel and Rev stream

@cbtillery135 7 ай бұрын

Mike too, that way he can direct another gay porno live in lethal company

@YourLovelyMajesty 7 ай бұрын

Rev is already playing with Mike. I'd give a lot to see a Vinny, Joel, Rev, Mike run

@based980 7 ай бұрын

thatd be so cool

@A.Ros3 7 ай бұрын

@@YourLovelyMajesty That would truly be the most chaotic LC run of all time and now I want it

@kinnikuboneman 7 ай бұрын

EW no thanks

@nicolehafner8616 4 ай бұрын

Tack bästa Joel, detta motiverade mig att äntligen ta tag i att gå och lägga mig

@Mihacappy 7 ай бұрын

temu cluelessly shoving ads in my face, expecting me to not know what they did (plot twist: i know what they did)

@TheGreyJayLP 6 ай бұрын

Bless your soul corner man

@miae.carangi3889 7 ай бұрын

Is this the stream with the story about Joel going to the store or something and an older Swedish man yells at him about Danish people?

@MoltoRubato88 7 ай бұрын

Temu is a gigantic scam: even when their commercials try to "prove" that they have great products.

@growlie2676 7 ай бұрын

And that their products aren't on other websites.

@dymaxion3988 7 ай бұрын

59:55 You know how when you get an antique lamp or something from one of those creepy corner shops, and it turns out that it was haunted, so you go to return in but the shop has closed and disappeared? I think we know why now…

@JacobKinsley 7 ай бұрын

Seeing Kr as the currency made me think my vpn was still enabled

@poddopetals 6 ай бұрын

56:00 Never in my life would i have wagered that this video would have Joel making fun of a Cash Cash song Crossover of the century My heart is feelin bacon

@Bobcat205 6 ай бұрын

I really wanna see more of these funky browsing streams, items like the Windows Destruction videos but he doesn’t have to feel obligated to tear an OS apart afterwards

@robotguy4 7 ай бұрын

Apparently the song is called "How To Love" by Cash Cash ft Sofia Reyes or something like that...

@froggiekonnie 7 ай бұрын

christmas h as come earlee😇

@alla2282 7 ай бұрын

17:13 The one time i made Joel history. (He read my message in chat :) )

@dampking 7 ай бұрын

Dental plan

@radiofish5649 7 ай бұрын

Wow :)

@northuniverse 6 ай бұрын

Joel found the REAL jo crystal!

@yoteawhirl1987 7 ай бұрын

Now I know bashing the danish is how to make a swedish friend.

@etz80808yy 6 ай бұрын

hide the pizzaaa

@dogearflopper7011 7 ай бұрын

Mr. Life, first name Half

@didokell 6 ай бұрын

Got a temu ad for this video gold.

@LibraUnlocked 7 ай бұрын

I think the best part about watching Joel react to the little vacuum is the fact that I have that exact one (though bought it from shein since I don't trust temu for shit). It is in fact very cute, I put stickers on it which really upped the silly factor too

@asmarly 6 ай бұрын

shein is actually just as bad as temu

@vanessaashford9203 7 ай бұрын

I like how a lot of stuff says "Christmas Halloween Thanksgiving gifts", as though we give people gifts for every one of those holidays

@JacobKinsley 7 ай бұрын

Everyone is like "did ai do this?" and it's like no, ai does not do this. What AI does is those fake 5 star amazon reviews where the name of the product is capitalised and the review ends in "in conclusion," or "in summary,".

@ohsqueep 6 ай бұрын

yeah the stuff in the vids is probably just underpaid marketing teams. ai is way overused as a term today, although tbf it is easier to say ai rather than "fast-pace learning algorithim" or something