Period

i-

Period 👀

well, I mean, technically he'll still have one, just that he won't be attending.

And I love it

I'm all for it

I started listening in the car and responded like I was having a phone conversation 💀

Yes!! I met him in December and because of this I felt so comfortable during the meet and greet even though he had no idea who I was 😂 My brain was like “this is my friend Kurtis who talks to me every week”

Kimberly Webb HAHAHA I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

it's the podcast for me💀💀🤑

It’s the mouth sounds for me

it’s the sound for me 💀😤😭😭🤯

It's the life advice that I cry at for me

It’s the “I hardly know her” jokes, for me

you can see it coming together behind his eyes

*shouldn’t

parcenu haha thank you, I was typing way too fast 😂

It might be helpful here to ask a question my mom always asks people who are being self-critical: Would you criticize another person for the same thing? I am like 99.9% sure, based off his YT persona at least, that Kurtis wouldn't call someone else a drama queen for being traumatized by a car accident. Gotta be as kind to yourself as you are to others.* * Please note that this strategy only works with people who are kind to others

I shall agree

K. I agree. I find it so hard to not criticize myself. Your mom is right. I try to remind myself of it.

omg Kika no way

Lauren Stenerson i think ur all misreading their comment, they were replying to me cause they saw my comment and recognised me from twitter, where we’re mutuals!!!! they’re 100% in support of my comment and yours!!!!! they weren’t disagreeing with me! everyone here is all for kurtis feeling good n happy 💞

Carys Jones lets not be selfish... of you are really a fan of him you wouldn’t care if he took a rest on videos

fr, I love his videos and podcasts but his well being is more important :)

@@KikaHoogteijling yes ofc !! I recognised you and ofc I just want Kurtis to be happy and take a rest of he needs to, ig I should've worded my reply a bit better JAHDHAS

we are NOT going to colonize hawaii...a second time

elle ofhearts yeah we need an empty island.

:o omg it's true I just searched it up. He should take a picture under a sign there oneday with his merch on too

@@elleofhearts8471 nono we're not colonizing we're just letting kurtis know that hes plagiarizing cus kurtistown already exists

Kurtis can just buy Hawaii and then be the owner of Kurtis town lol🤣

P.O.V.: you say man but you want to be all inclusive so you say dude instead

dude and bro are gender neutral terms and you chant change my mind

I’ve called more girls “man” the boys

lmao

they should, sadly their fan base is majorly young teens who don’t see the severity of this pandemic

evie rowen not even young teens tbh it’s like children like 8/9yr olds

@@lenepietrusza3981 ikr than they think it's ok to have giant parties and not wearing masks in public smh

Alot of them have no empathy period smh

Saraya Exactly 🤦🏼‍♀️

i 100% agree with you, i don’t understand why people just make literal teenagers famous. we aren’t fully mature yet so imagine how much power and privilege they think they have just because they’re famous.. covid could’ve been done and over with if we had just followed precautions. i’m really sorry that happened to you, and i hope you’re doing better!

I'm so sorry you havnt been able to put your sister to rest 😔 these "influencers" should be punished by law for what they're doing

I'm sorry for your loss. Stay strong ❤

Sorry for your loss ❤️ :(

I’m so sorry for your loss. These careless trash goblins will hopefully face some consequences

Also Episode 109: "Tarantulas"

also wap

omg I thought I was the only one!! like he doesn't even know dude! god bless his Canadianess

being a canadian i had the same reaction as him even for the george w bush thing i had to think about it for a sec before realizing they were different people 😳

imagine getting to just like,, ,laugh at only Cheney's name like that,, ,dick cheney has never made me laugh till now i love the canadian perspective

Wait til he finds out about Cheney shooting his friend in the face

dark*

this is an amazing idea and i’m jealous i didn’t think of it😻😻

or give him glow in the dark paint so he can draw more penises to spite the church

@@mystrye8262 I NEED MY TIME MACHINE LET ME DO THAT

He'd 100% do it too. He hated that damn job. It's why there's so many dicks

thebloodykansan lmao i feel like a lot of people did that 😂

Dynasty The Gemini why would i even try. you are simply correct

my sex drive has been personally victimized by ben shapiro reading WAP

That’s the only thing that’s worked for me too so... 😔

a rhinestone blinged out victorian dress would POP OFF

lee Ken WAP got that drip 💀

Lol this might be my favorite one, I would actually love to see this

Nice axolotl pfp

That dude is nuts and looks like a goblin lmao I'm pretty sure Kurtis covered him in a main channel episode!

can you post the link to that video?

@@coreejadewells3703 I was super wrong it was actually Gus lol kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZyYqpN5uLfDd2Q.html

was it this guy? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o5ijY9Fzl7y0pqc.html

Creflo dollar. A true 🥜

I SAW THAT AHAHAHA plus like where would she keep it 😳

Hdjsisjshisbshshsosk wait who did that 😂

Fulviaa this girl on tiktok asked everyone to give her money so she could buy a whole yacht like... honey

I WAS THINKING OF THAT TOO ahshaha

my mind went to that immediately

Kaylee Keen and the “I’m better” mentality as well

@SugaKookieDough oh no- my middle name starts with an r lmao

@SugaKookieDough , my initials are KAW, like a raven's call, and my mom's are JEW, like a Jewish person. We're not Jewish, her parents were just dicks

Ironically those are the kind of people who die young

@@AmyAberrant theyre the ones who say "only the good die young😔✊"

Like do they not even realize what they sound like when they're saying they're "not going to put their lives on hold"??? Thats literally what the whole country is doing rn

My grandma unexpectedly died due to her ovarian cancer. It was really upsetting because from the beginning of hearing her diagnosis, less than a year ago, I really did think she was going to be okay. When it was the day before her funeral (which we were forced to shorten the guest list to like... 80 people), our country went on complete lockdown. My heart was suffering. We still went out to see her at the funeral home, she was very beautiful. Her outfit was amazing and they fixed her make up to look more like her. Only three of her kids got to watch her actual burial, and the rest of us watched on a zoom call. We also had to have a funeral on zoom. It was depressing, but I was glad to honor her last time. Then, we checked online and it showed that the Prime Minister allowed white people to not only come into our country during a lockdown, but allowed them to have a full blown wedding, with a Junkanoo rush out (like a big parade of people) and hundreds of people in attendance. I’ve never wanted to scream or cry more. Our tiny, social distancing funeral where everyone was made to wear masks and stand six feet apart at all times was cancelled, but a huge destination wedding with no masks in sight was completely allowed by our government. This is soul crushing and I wish people would have more compassion and understanding for others around them.

Bru even a few friends is risky but i agree. My roommate had been seeing the same 5 people and one of them got covid and we had a major freak out in our house. She tested negative thank god but like WOW CANT TRUST ANYONE

@@mysteriouscookiemoustache5839 thats excruciating im sorry that your family had to grieve in that way when others were celebrating in a completely inappropriate manner.

Exactllyyy. I cant even see family because of lock down so who would be selfish enough to go to a 200 person party-Or even plan it?? Its so aggravating.

& Ted Cruz ‘accidentally’ posting stepmom po*n to twitter. Smdh. Republicans want to preach, but not one of them live up to their own standards. I’d rather a truthful degenerate than a fake religious preacher.

Lmao I was thinking the same thing! Anytime I’ve seen him say it looks bad I’ve always liked it lol

izumii he talked about it a little in the beginning i think

@@prazala9510 he said why in the podcast lmao. they take a while to edit and he's pretty unmotivated

Hw has pretty hair so it cant be look bad

@@jasj122 @sarah yeah I commented right after I clicked this video 😂

you're

Is my friends pool party (6 people) that was legally okay with zero cases in my province count?

He really should buy the island tho

What if its a party in my pants???? 😂😂😂

Lex Wood I will let you off.

he wakes up every morning and just...exists. at the same time that we do. he might be taking a shit rn. he just looks in the mirror and is ben Shapiro. wild

we somehow have an actual fucking waluigi walking around on this bitch of an earth huh

@@ElleNovak don't disrespect waluigi like that damn 😔

@@zypper7213 you are absolutely correct I am so sorry

@@jinxthedestroyr2405 He's definitely taking a shit right now

For real, he is legit so wholesome! I just found his channel a few months ago and I'm glad I did 😍 gives me more faith in humanity

There is still hope

This is sweet

this is so pure i love this comment

luna thank you! i just hope he sees it so he knows how much we appreciate our mayor

this is so wholesome🥺 ps: hope you’re doing better!

i love this comment so much aw

I'd show a pilgrim an analog clock.

I’d probably show a pilgrim cheese blasted goldfish

@@DapperJazz I'd just show them the WAP music video. They wouldn't know what hit them.

I'd show a pilgrim 100 gecs

I’d show a pilgrim open heart surgery

She deserved it Aight lemme clear this up: the girl who wanted money for a yacht deserved to be embarrassed cuz she was being selfish.

Fatima Andrea Saenz Vasquez no!!!! She didn’t deserve the yacht!! She deserved the response

Lone Galaxy @u_missed_the_joke

What’s her tik tok

bryce*

hope you had a great birthday!! sorry u spent it alone, wishing u love x

happy late birthday luv!

sounds like all of my birthdays from like around 15 onwards happy birthday dude, all the best to you and everybody reading this

A couple weeks ago was my 18th birthday and I had to deal with this bad ass kid for 4 fucking hours just for my best friend to tell me we couldn't hang out cuz she thought her sister had covid (the test came back negative but they didn't have the results then) and all I ended up doing was going to a Mexican restaurant while my parents fought. So yeah, these "influencer" parties really piss me off to say the least

ikr basically the whole hype house should be kicked out and their platform taken away bc they are so immature and make terrible choices in front of their young and impressionable fan base

@@charlottecultice5120 Exactly! I've talked to many of their fans and some are very homophobic and hostile and some just refuse to believe anything just because they look up to that person. Its horribly toxic at this point.

I absolutely agree.

as a black gay 15 yr old im in danger lol

@@roj6895 *chuckles* I'm in danger

I WONDER THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY

They’re not so much domesticated as bred in captivity, if that makes sense. They come from Europe and Asia I think. Lots of them still retain their natural distrust of humans, which is why many people are disappointed when their pet hamster is bitey and doesn’t like to be touched, whereas cats and dogs generally trust humans and get along with us well.

@@heplen so interesting. Thank you!!

Dude...hamsters are literally wild, so are Guinea pigs. Literally search it up. Do you think some random person just said "wow I want a cute furry animal" and they magically all became our pets? What goes on in your mind? Are you stupid? Am I stupid?

@@scorpiiiondude3327 you must be fun at parties

That actually sounds like a really cool and fun exercise! Lol I saw someone a few comments up say it just feels like a video chat with a friend and it's so true!

Wait, this actually seems like a really good idea! I haven’t really seen anyone try this before, but hopefully it helps

This idea indeed sounds very really good ;)))

that's so great! im not autistic, however i am socially awkward and i always do the same thing!

That's actually so smart omg I'm gonna have to try that dude (I'm autistic as well)

I 100% agree. I too am polish and went to really good middle school and high school, and I also now have mental problems because of it. I would even go as far as to say that I wasted my teen years and for what really, since it all doesn't matter once you get accepted at the university. But honestly I don't know what high school has to do with moving, since studying abroad isn't reserved just for prestige schools with IB exams or smth, since many universities accept polish matura. Regardless, I hope you are happy with your choice, since school year already has started

Yeah because if people are inside they can leech of their content

i feel like they're also the exact same ones that complain constantly about how they want quarantine to be over

the twist llama part of this comment hit me like a freight train

floofkin i guess , 😂😂😂 it was honestly the first thing I thought of and couldn’t get the picture of their face after seeing themselves out of my head 😂😂😂

I work for a nonprofit organization and travelled to Democratic Republic of Congo a few years ago. Met a bunch of little kids who were orphaned and/or had been child soldiers. Working in the hospital was pretty bleak. None of them had ever seen their reflection before (no mirrors in their community and no one can afford a camera). I took a picture of each of them on my phone and printed it out for them to keep. They called me 'camera' the whole time. A few days later I showed them the snapchat puppy filter and I kid you not it almost started a goddamn riot in that village. I'll never forget it.

lee Ken that was very moving

@@shannoncrawford3474 It was an amazing moment in my life! I'm told the kids still carry their pictures with them and show them off whenever they can!

That's like really sweet

Speaking of time travelling, anyone thinking of that one meme where Arnold Schwarzenegger is running and it's like what would you do if you could time-travel ? Ah yes, found it i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/879/720/940.jpg I really have no idea why I'm talking about this in a comments section

this is the best answer ever I agree lol nice thinking!!

Lily lmao underrated comment

lol they'd burn u to stake

ur mind is gargantuas

give them a lighter too for the flamethrower aspect

Eliza Pancakes oh hell yeah

Naw naw.. show them toilet paper, soap, and showers THEN show them deodorant spray bc spraying something like that on you while smelling like SHIT will make them worse.

I don't think influencer can distinguish good behavior from bad anymore. They're still influencing young people, just to not care about the well-being of themselves or others

They call themselves influencers, then when they get called out for setting a bad example they say they never meant to influence anyone. They need to pick one.

It's a misnomer, they mean that they're conduits for advertising.

They influence us not to be like them

i thought u said fart parties

yeah you'd get in big trouble dude

i’m pretty sure that’s most if not all of his episodes but yes

He already did

Its on spotify

@@katherinezelidon7333 what's it called

@@jaimelabbe7445 i also wanna know

benji chaperone 💀💀💀

I want to like this comment but i cant ruin the 69 🥺

Fr I can just hang out and not have any worries

i’m sorry wHAT spray cheese??

🤣🤣🤣🤣

or silly string, or really just anything in a spray can

There is spray cheese?! How does it work? Does it taste okay? What is its consistency??? Please explain, it's not a thing where I'm from.

casieie imagine whipped cream in the spray can, except its cheese 😂 very strange concept

NOT THE LORE OF HANNAH MONTANA HAHA 💀💀

Lmaoooo no I’ve thought about this too...those toothbrushes were insane 😂

Hailey Bliss Cursed!