The 22 Slices segment from episode 292 of My Brother, My Brother, and Me
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@MerileeGoLucky7 жыл бұрын
As a former Cici's employee I can tell you we never kicked anyone out for eating too much and 22 was definitely not the most za I'd seen someone eat in my time there.
@danniedaniell2607 жыл бұрын
MerileeGoLucky what is
@DBZbre7 жыл бұрын
MerileeGoLucky I have eaten at least 32 slices at a cici's and the staff were cheering me on but the manager told me I had to stop (staff were stoner looking teens and the manager was a burly-fat bald dude) he said it was a health risk
@thienbaongo79976 жыл бұрын
Daveyog That's so rude. He kicked you out and then said what you were doing was a health risk? I'm sorry but that guy is a jerk. There are more polite ways to kick someone out.
@monroe75325 жыл бұрын
Thienbao Ngo lol how it that rude?
@logicaloverdrive81975 жыл бұрын
Bina G because he might as well have said, “watch your waste line.”
@slapstickers6 жыл бұрын
"GO TO THE GOLDEN CORRAL AND BRING A FUCKING SLEEPING BAG" God Griffin is incredible
@MrBangBat7 жыл бұрын
Friend of mine in high school went to a Chinese buffet and was kicked out after consuming one hundred egg rolls.
@StarscreamsGirl7 жыл бұрын
did they die
@robinsparrow16186 жыл бұрын
**Travis voice** "That's not a lot of egg rolls..."
@crushersbutlessedgynow5 жыл бұрын
Your friend is a fricking normie ( no hate )
@urmom2.0495 жыл бұрын
Your friend whole mood tbh
@dullroar26737 жыл бұрын
Justin's slight weariness in his voice (was he sick?) makes his pizza advice fucking hilarious
@FrenzySliver6 жыл бұрын
The secret is to know... when to flip the switch
@MoldyWarts6 жыл бұрын
If I recall, he was on cold medicine
@lucy84736 жыл бұрын
y'know what they got?....puddin'.
@lizmartin92546 жыл бұрын
“wAiT hOld oN whahaT aRe yoU aBouT tO sAy” 😂😂
@MorganChaos6 жыл бұрын
the combined terror and hilarity in griffin's voice reaches existential levels on this line
@crushersbutlessedgynow5 жыл бұрын
lET hIm gOoooo
@funnyhomunculus33537 жыл бұрын
If an employee tells you to stop then point to the all you can eat sign, look them in the eye, and eat some more fucking 'za
@nananderson72594 жыл бұрын
I think its emblematic of how great this bit is that animatics use almost the whole bit, unedited. It's all gold.
@evilxeye7 жыл бұрын
this is a man who can't hold his DayQuil
@TheVegetablePrincess6 жыл бұрын
i just love justin's descent into this weary stupor
7 жыл бұрын
At the end there, where Justin is wearily giving pizza advice, he sounds a lot like their dad
@badabingbadaboom97476 жыл бұрын
Justin’s like... 3-4 minutes monologue is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve heard come from his mouth since taz.
@JohnIcalus7 жыл бұрын
Slizzies and a scoopa
@maiwisdom98397 жыл бұрын
"Like fuckin' Noh-Face shoveling 'za into his mouth!"
@polymphus7 жыл бұрын
Justin's sly little inflection when he says "flip the switch" kills me every time
@wcs7927 жыл бұрын
I definitely ate at least 20 slices of pizza as a teenager and proceeded to be catastrophically sick for like, 36 hours.
@TomBombadil1686 жыл бұрын
wcs792 What pizza? The kind and where you got it greatly matters.
@NjordsWolf7 жыл бұрын
I've got a friend who is 17 years old, 117 pounds, and is 6 feet tall. He needs to do this shit.
@peepo25607 жыл бұрын
NjordsWolf tell him to slam some 'za
@pop-tartdepression3937 жыл бұрын
NjordsWolf tell him the 3 smartest people you know said he should go to the Golden Coral and bring a fuckin sleeping bag
@lolatheprofessional38837 жыл бұрын
NjordsWolf tell him to take these percosets and go _fucking ham _*_wild_*
@angelic_loss6 жыл бұрын
i think you described a skeleton
@Proxyhedron6 жыл бұрын
It's actually a very bad idea. When your diet is such that your BMI will be that low, eating that much in a short span of time can have a lot of harmful effects. He needs to work up his weight over time with a diet high in protein, aminos, and sugars so that his body can naturally build the weight in a healthy manner, instead of just shoving everything into his fatty tissue.
@kawaiibrownies7 жыл бұрын
cicis pizza... i havent heard that name years
@crushersbutlessedgynow5 жыл бұрын
I go their every few weekends, i always eat about 15 slices and 1 bowl of salad
@bulletbelt977 жыл бұрын
awaken the animal within
@calebduarte52554 жыл бұрын
You at the club and Island Boy walks up to you, and says he wants to scoopa your slizzy. What you do
@pop-tartdepression3937 жыл бұрын
I don't think 3 medium pizzas minus 2 slices is kick out worthy
@cromslum41006 жыл бұрын
i just heard a grown man do an impression of someone voring someone else
@leavewe4 жыл бұрын
hello cromslor
@kirstenerikapaulson25744 жыл бұрын
the whole "Take some Xannies" part of this bit is like...inexplicably my favorite part
@thevoidcritter6 жыл бұрын
22 slices is definitely not the most I've seen a teenage boy eat...
@whirl24187 жыл бұрын
My favourite moments are when travis says something weird and griffin loses his shit and roasts him for it 😂
@Scooblique7 жыл бұрын
i lOVE that Griffin is vore boy and managed to make a vore bit im laughing
@peteregan59747 жыл бұрын
this is a simpson's episode
@pembertr0n7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Trostle Toe to tip
@PizzaDinosaur7 жыл бұрын
Hey, listen: Are you retweeting or not? I'm a busy man.
@VampireTheory6 жыл бұрын
I'm neither as tall nor as skinny as this dude, but I still go fukken hawg-wild
@salzshakes48956 жыл бұрын
Cici's Pizza slices are pretty small though. You'd think that 22 slices is like enough for 5 humans but at Cici's that's like... food for 2.
@k.a.u.45994 жыл бұрын
I mean assuming that there are 8 slices per pizza that's only 2 and 3/4 pizzas, so I get what Travis is saying. It's the most amount of pizza I think I could imagine a reasonable adult under extremely hungry circumstances eating - but it's not an obscene amount. Especially for this asker who is a skinny tall boi with lotsa room in that bod.
@cryptiecreep6 жыл бұрын
When I was 11, my doctor actually told me to drink a milkshake every day because of how underweight I was. So it could be true, depending on the doctor.
@loganplourde8866 жыл бұрын
Taman Shud my doctor told me to eat more as well.
@cryptiecreep6 жыл бұрын
Aaaay you understand! Ironically, now that I'm 22, I'm actually slightly overweight.
@J_Lups6 жыл бұрын
Taman Shud Mine told me to eat two Hershey bars a day to keep blood sugar up.
@SammyBirdTheGreat5 жыл бұрын
Dude my doctor said a similar thing - he told me to eat calorie-heavy food if I couldn’t manage to keep a lot of food down. Recommended lots of cheese and peanut butter and bacon
@jackson-zo8pt3 жыл бұрын
i had to eat some ridiculous shit when i was recovering from my eating disorder. i remember having a spoonful of peanut butter every day LOL
@Kinkajou4207 жыл бұрын
omfg XD "don't eat so much pizza it'll catch up with you" like what? constipation for a week? because this kid is trying to gain weight!
@logicaloverdrive81975 жыл бұрын
DinoCookieCat like, that shit was clearly established as the start.
@SolidArrow137 жыл бұрын
is this kid Shaggy, from Scooby-Doo?
@Fynn0Funn6 жыл бұрын
SolidArrow13 yeup
@MissMystery14126 жыл бұрын
My friends and I listen to this clip at least once a week and quote it near constantly (including screaming it as our bus drove past a Golden Corral during a field trip), what are we doing with our lives
@ageneralnuisance11934 жыл бұрын
this is the only MBMBAM content i’ve watched and I NEED TO WATCH ALL OF IT NOW
@BestBetterBestest3 жыл бұрын
This is a man who can't hold his dayquil
@_teagan7 жыл бұрын
last timw i ate at cicis pizza i literally did break out in hives.
@kindle95976 жыл бұрын
Scüpah
@kittens4jc10316 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, when my mom was growing up. My grandpa and uncle were kicked out of buffets for the exact same reason
@2010Isssa7 жыл бұрын
wish my doctor would tell me to go all out but unfortunely I always do.
@coolfish4207 жыл бұрын
what the hell is a slizzie
@Dabednego4 жыл бұрын
It’s the opposite of a scoopa.
@perciusmandate6 жыл бұрын
22 slices at Cici's is like about 6 slices anywhere else. Maybe 3 from Sbarro's.
@jaredpop4633 жыл бұрын
My dude vored Dave
@bishophoffman79392 жыл бұрын
Imagine a nearly six foot tall, skin and bones ass dude, walking into the CC's, and then just getting a giant plate of pizza and downing one After the Other. I would be afraid they were some sort of ghoul or something that's here to eat all the pizza and then turn evil.
@NamiАй бұрын
"That's gonna keep everything movin' real good down there."
@davidmega-truong42395 жыл бұрын
One time after a Wrestling tournament, me and my friends started a competition to eat the most pizza @ Cicis. I ate 27, my friend got 30+ (he was still eating when I quit) and my other friend got 16. So maybe the employees were just assholes that didnt wanna make pizza.
@robinsparrow16187 жыл бұрын
8:05 That literally happened to a CiCi's here!
@rayrichards87766 жыл бұрын
Travis is too relatable.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick5 жыл бұрын
But those are Cici’s pizza slices. 22 of them is only about 8 actual slices.
@talatsmum6 жыл бұрын
There's a sushi buffet I feel might hate me for eating them out of house and salmon
@loganplourde8866 жыл бұрын
Sushi just isn't something you just slam a shit ton of all at once
@guesster6 жыл бұрын
this clip woke up my alexa. thanks
@heloiaowling48787 жыл бұрын
I want to eat that much 'za.
@SeanKL1076 жыл бұрын
6:37 activated my Amazon echo
@XCAltoona5 жыл бұрын
PUDDIN
@nicegoodstylish5 жыл бұрын
DISCOUNT *COOPIN*
@lilypads175 жыл бұрын
no nO NO THAT IS A LOT OF PIZZA
@trustmeImadoc912 жыл бұрын
As a guy who had a comparable build to the asker at his age (5'7", 95 lbs) I'd regularly eat 25-35 pieces of pizza at cici's on the way back from baseball games. Sometimes the skinny kid isn't skinny because of not eating, sometimes they just have an insane metabolism.
@yardencalif2416 жыл бұрын
How the fuck can someone eat this much pizza in so little time?! I can eat 2 slices, 3 if I'm really hungry... granted, I'm a small teenage girl and not a large, underweight teenage boy but STILL! Fuckin crazy.
@dianarojo-jewell60916 жыл бұрын
I have witnessed two of my friends eat about 20 slices of pizza, each. Granted, they were having a personal competition, so they pushed themselves more than they normally would, but it was entirely concerning. One of them was a tall, underweight boy, and the other was an extremely competitive shorter girl. The guy won, but only cause the girl was getting super nauseous and slowed down her rate of consumption (to be fair she'd eaten half a dozen cookies before we even got pizza and I think she had some of my pasta and a breadstick)
@Dabednego3 жыл бұрын
Stoned, sick Justin is one of the best kinds
@armleg Жыл бұрын
As much as I enjoy the terms "slizzies" and "scoopa", I don't know WHAT the boys were saying about pubbing helping with digestion. I've eaten pudding TWICE, but I might as well have eaten it 4 times, because it takes me a good TWO DAYS to digest that stuff.
@chiplickums92633 жыл бұрын
Do you guys think that the manager saw how skinny he was and thought he was some kind of food competitor who came to practice eating huge amounts of pizza?
@gabefowell70575 жыл бұрын
A Christian bookstore
@chastermief8398 ай бұрын
its worth noting that Cici's cuts their pizza into 10 slices, not 8, and they're very thin. So this kid ate like, 2 pizzas. Its funny when Travis gets razzed by griffin here but he's got a point: that's a very mundanely large amount of pizza.
@Cheerybelle4 жыл бұрын
Some people just metabolize like a jet engine and don't build enough weight. I personally don't eat enough and usually have a pretty fast metabolism. I usually finish meals in a few minutes and get on with my day. I could totally see eating this much 'za at that kind of leisurely pace of a slice every couple minutes. I don't see why anyone would think it would make you sick-- unless they didn't properly prepare the pizza or you had a physical intolerance to it. It's not the "healthiest" thing to consume, but it's better to slam some fuckin' 'za than be frail and emaciated. It's better to eat something less than ideal than to eat nothing at all.
@misterkingdom35716 жыл бұрын
"What's up, motherfuckers? I'm back."
@eileengaleen28456 жыл бұрын
Oh my god RETWEET!!
@trashotaku Жыл бұрын
For context about the weight thing, the ideal weight for a 5’11 male is 155-189 lbs. this guy is a few pounds heavier than the minimum ideal weight for a 5’5 male, 122 pounds. Holy 💩 indeed
@thehammurabichode7994 Жыл бұрын
*Check out the animation of this!* ( "Hog Wild" by Miles John )
@RamblesOfTheScribe5 жыл бұрын
Roald Dahl references
@cowzoo55776 жыл бұрын
go to the fucking _GOLDEN CORRAL_ and bring a *_FUCKING S L E E P I N G B A G_*
@chrishumphrey97216 жыл бұрын
10:03
@felixschmidt36337 жыл бұрын
i want some 'za right now
@moneybean7 жыл бұрын
How many slices is a whole pizza?
@BrostessSnackCakes7 жыл бұрын
Usually 8. 22 slices is almost 3 entire pizzas.
@SorrySod7 жыл бұрын
With some preparation and pacing, that sounds very doable!
@BrostessSnackCakes7 жыл бұрын
Just looked at the Cicis website. It looks like one pizza over there is 10 slices, so it's more like 2 pizzas.
@moneybean7 жыл бұрын
Brostess Snack Cakes I could totally do that. I wouldn't want to, but I could. Sure, it's a lot of 'za but not kick-you-out-worthy
@moneybean7 жыл бұрын
If one pizza weighs a pound, after 4 pizzas you are 2% pizza.
@elibodybutter35533 жыл бұрын
pooped to this one!
@CallMeFreakFujiko6 жыл бұрын
Didn't Simpsons do this? Are we actually living in The Simpsons? Life is just one big Simpsons episode!
@cofeejoe28823 жыл бұрын
Okay but ... A full pizza would be divided in, what? 8 slices? so Its like 2 and a half pizzas? ... Is not little... But it's not that much. I'm with trav on this one. Like I've seen people eat that and I've been close. Then again I'm talking very simple pizza. No toppings besides mozzarella.
@uuh4yj434 ай бұрын
i know several people who have eaten much more than 22 slices lol, of actual pizza not small pizza. ive eaten up to 27 slices but i know people who have eaten over 30. going to all you can eat and eating less than 20 slices is insane behavior.
@jessesherer97924 жыл бұрын
Hey, I ain't a doctor or nothing, but maybe that kid should eat higher calorie, pre proportion meals, instead of binging and making himself sick. IDK, I'm not a doctor tho. Go hog wild.
@crushersbutlessedgynow5 жыл бұрын
Does ron work at cici's ?
@danniedaniell2607 жыл бұрын
i thought cc's was a texas thing only
@robinsparrow16186 жыл бұрын
They also talked about Whataburger in a recent episode. And that's definitely a Texas only thing.
@danniedaniell2606 жыл бұрын
Cajer 1618 omg
@Aesthetomancer6 жыл бұрын
Wow Texas is where I live.
@KingStinko6 жыл бұрын
Wow it’s Texas a place I live as well
@leaffinite20015 жыл бұрын
Dannie Daniell it’s not, we had one where I lived in Louisiana I’m prettysure
@renfournier10656 жыл бұрын
Man I'm 17, 5'6", and less than a hundred pounds...
@SammyBirdTheGreat5 жыл бұрын
Ren Fournier same m8
@Mcwollybob11 ай бұрын
This bit is sadly ruined yet again by fatphobia. It's really upsetting how the brothers have become way better about treating marginalized groups well but then still use fat people as a free punching bag