As a former Cici's employee I can tell you we never kicked anyone out for eating too much and 22 was definitely not the most za I'd seen someone eat in my time there.

"GO TO THE GOLDEN CORRAL AND BRING A FUCKING SLEEPING BAG" God Griffin is incredible

Friend of mine in high school went to a Chinese buffet and was kicked out after consuming one hundred egg rolls.

Justin's slight weariness in his voice (was he sick?) makes his pizza advice fucking hilarious

“wAiT hOld oN whahaT aRe yoU aBouT tO sAy” 😂😂

If an employee tells you to stop then point to the all you can eat sign, look them in the eye, and eat some more fucking 'za

I think its emblematic of how great this bit is that animatics use almost the whole bit, unedited. It's all gold.

this is a man who can't hold his DayQuil

i just love justin's descent into this weary stupor

At the end there, where Justin is wearily giving pizza advice, he sounds a lot like their dad

Justin’s like... 3-4 minutes monologue is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve heard come from his mouth since taz.

Slizzies and a scoopa

"Like fuckin' Noh-Face shoveling 'za into his mouth!"

Justin's sly little inflection when he says "flip the switch" kills me every time

I definitely ate at least 20 slices of pizza as a teenager and proceeded to be catastrophically sick for like, 36 hours.

I've got a friend who is 17 years old, 117 pounds, and is 6 feet tall. He needs to do this shit.

cicis pizza... i havent heard that name years

awaken the animal within

You at the club and Island Boy walks up to you, and says he wants to scoopa your slizzy. What you do

I don't think 3 medium pizzas minus 2 slices is kick out worthy

i just heard a grown man do an impression of someone voring someone else

the whole "Take some Xannies" part of this bit is like...inexplicably my favorite part

22 slices is definitely not the most I've seen a teenage boy eat...

My favourite moments are when travis says something weird and griffin loses his shit and roasts him for it 😂

i lOVE that Griffin is vore boy and managed to make a vore bit im laughing

this is a simpson's episode

Hey, listen: Are you retweeting or not? I'm a busy man.

I'm neither as tall nor as skinny as this dude, but I still go fukken hawg-wild

Cici's Pizza slices are pretty small though. You'd think that 22 slices is like enough for 5 humans but at Cici's that's like... food for 2.

I mean assuming that there are 8 slices per pizza that's only 2 and 3/4 pizzas, so I get what Travis is saying. It's the most amount of pizza I think I could imagine a reasonable adult under extremely hungry circumstances eating - but it's not an obscene amount. Especially for this asker who is a skinny tall boi with lotsa room in that bod.

When I was 11, my doctor actually told me to drink a milkshake every day because of how underweight I was. So it could be true, depending on the doctor.

omfg XD "don't eat so much pizza it'll catch up with you" like what? constipation for a week? because this kid is trying to gain weight!

is this kid Shaggy, from Scooby-Doo?

My friends and I listen to this clip at least once a week and quote it near constantly (including screaming it as our bus drove past a Golden Corral during a field trip), what are we doing with our lives

this is the only MBMBAM content i’ve watched and I NEED TO WATCH ALL OF IT NOW

This is a man who can't hold his dayquil

last timw i ate at cicis pizza i literally did break out in hives.

Scüpah

Believe it or not, when my mom was growing up. My grandpa and uncle were kicked out of buffets for the exact same reason

wish my doctor would tell me to go all out but unfortunely I always do.

what the hell is a slizzie

22 slices at Cici's is like about 6 slices anywhere else. Maybe 3 from Sbarro's.

My dude vored Dave

Imagine a nearly six foot tall, skin and bones ass dude, walking into the CC's, and then just getting a giant plate of pizza and downing one After the Other. I would be afraid they were some sort of ghoul or something that's here to eat all the pizza and then turn evil.

"That's gonna keep everything movin' real good down there."

One time after a Wrestling tournament, me and my friends started a competition to eat the most pizza @ Cicis. I ate 27, my friend got 30+ (he was still eating when I quit) and my other friend got 16. So maybe the employees were just assholes that didnt wanna make pizza.

8:05 That literally happened to a CiCi's here!

Travis is too relatable.

But those are Cici’s pizza slices. 22 of them is only about 8 actual slices.

There's a sushi buffet I feel might hate me for eating them out of house and salmon

this clip woke up my alexa. thanks

I want to eat that much 'za.

6:37 activated my Amazon echo

PUDDIN

DISCOUNT *COOPIN*

no nO NO THAT IS A LOT OF PIZZA

As a guy who had a comparable build to the asker at his age (5'7", 95 lbs) I'd regularly eat 25-35 pieces of pizza at cici's on the way back from baseball games. Sometimes the skinny kid isn't skinny because of not eating, sometimes they just have an insane metabolism.

How the fuck can someone eat this much pizza in so little time?! I can eat 2 slices, 3 if I'm really hungry... granted, I'm a small teenage girl and not a large, underweight teenage boy but STILL! Fuckin crazy.

Stoned, sick Justin is one of the best kinds

As much as I enjoy the terms "slizzies" and "scoopa", I don't know WHAT the boys were saying about pubbing helping with digestion. I've eaten pudding TWICE, but I might as well have eaten it 4 times, because it takes me a good TWO DAYS to digest that stuff.

Do you guys think that the manager saw how skinny he was and thought he was some kind of food competitor who came to practice eating huge amounts of pizza?

A Christian bookstore

its worth noting that Cici's cuts their pizza into 10 slices, not 8, and they're very thin. So this kid ate like, 2 pizzas. Its funny when Travis gets razzed by griffin here but he's got a point: that's a very mundanely large amount of pizza.

Some people just metabolize like a jet engine and don't build enough weight. I personally don't eat enough and usually have a pretty fast metabolism. I usually finish meals in a few minutes and get on with my day. I could totally see eating this much 'za at that kind of leisurely pace of a slice every couple minutes. I don't see why anyone would think it would make you sick-- unless they didn't properly prepare the pizza or you had a physical intolerance to it. It's not the "healthiest" thing to consume, but it's better to slam some fuckin' 'za than be frail and emaciated. It's better to eat something less than ideal than to eat nothing at all.

"What's up, motherfuckers? I'm back."

Oh my god RETWEET!!

For context about the weight thing, the ideal weight for a 5’11 male is 155-189 lbs. this guy is a few pounds heavier than the minimum ideal weight for a 5’5 male, 122 pounds. Holy 💩 indeed

*Check out the animation of this!* ( "Hog Wild" by Miles John )

Roald Dahl references

go to the fucking _GOLDEN CORRAL_ and bring a *_FUCKING S L E E P I N G B A G_*

10:03

i want some 'za right now

How many slices is a whole pizza?

pooped to this one!

Didn't Simpsons do this? Are we actually living in The Simpsons? Life is just one big Simpsons episode!

Okay but ... A full pizza would be divided in, what? 8 slices? so Its like 2 and a half pizzas? ... Is not little... But it's not that much. I'm with trav on this one. Like I've seen people eat that and I've been close. Then again I'm talking very simple pizza. No toppings besides mozzarella.

i know several people who have eaten much more than 22 slices lol, of actual pizza not small pizza. ive eaten up to 27 slices but i know people who have eaten over 30. going to all you can eat and eating less than 20 slices is insane behavior.

Hey, I ain't a doctor or nothing, but maybe that kid should eat higher calorie, pre proportion meals, instead of binging and making himself sick. IDK, I'm not a doctor tho. Go hog wild.

Does ron work at cici's ?

i thought cc's was a texas thing only

Man I'm 17, 5'6", and less than a hundred pounds...

This bit is sadly ruined yet again by fatphobia. It's really upsetting how the brothers have become way better about treating marginalized groups well but then still use fat people as a free punching bag

A BMI of 16-17 isn’t that low??