Ban ban anal goop

Lmfao yeah

Jobel please buy me wief wid tuber moneyz.

...In the weimar republic

skibidillionaire*

Talk about a "shithead"

​@@crusher9z9that's funny

@@hotdogstockimage fecal funny

Fill me with cement

I would probably go to get the milk if my son did this.

It’s wish but it actively steals your information

That's why I always just call it the wish version of wish

@@sml2k186That’s what Wish does too though?

​@@sml2k186so facebook

Temu is Wish but with the added element of special deals unlocked through a pyramid scheme.

it's an indisputable fact that autism swag attracts girls and therefore did not require attention

if it didn't have the word swag then it would be pretty funny

Oh I love that. I would consider buying it if I saw it at a thrift store or smth

the drip

@@someonerandom704 The swag makes it significantly better

The people who steal Joėl's data will probably pay him to take it back

Rick and morty cock cages, military-issue flashlights, Obama blankets...

AND mario sex toys

@@ebnertra0004 no that's how they come up with ideas like "Mario soft pp chamf hand comfortable"

@@zzoinks mario fleshlight

Brruuuhhh

I guess you could say it wasn't so "eye" catching

My guess was it showed up with no eyes, but it's entirely likely they just didn't know what it looked like

@@JBLZFTW context clues indicate they indeed got the right toy. they said " it was missing AN eye this means they were sure it needed two, bc they only seen ONE> if they knew it only had one eye, they would've written it was missing ITS eye "

its prolly a parent buying for their child, they are not going to know about that banban lore

skibidadling

fear

arousal

I didn't know he could make noises like that, I've been watching for like 8 years and have never heard him go gremlin

Joel found his elmo button

Hoarding temu trash

Consoomers gonna consoom.

Its basically wish 2.0 at this point

I mean I assume 1 and 2 are Amazon and Ebay, and they probably are so huge they make more than the following 18 combined. it would be like saying your company makes the "third most popular form of lighting for buildings", which sounds like a lot, but you actually kerosene lamps and numbers 1 and 2 are "electric lightbulbs" and "the sun".

I bought $5 joycons off Temu thinking "well if they're trash I'm not really out by much". Got them, paired em to the switch and... they're fine. Everything works, 6 axis is good when playing splatoon. Still working a year later. They feel light and cheap but they work good so my 4 year old can use em.

Joel gets dumber everyday.

I guess the Snusk Powder hour still has its lingering effects... doktor i shat out my boner

He didn't even pick up on the implication that the toy was used as a s3x doll

​@@pancakes8670 lol this was my first thought.

Y'all are wrong he said the bon bon "ripped" FARTED ON THEIR SONS BALLS 😂

New SKOODIDDLYDOOT just dropped

had me crying

ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS LAUGHING WITH THE FILTER ON 🤣🤣🤣

Mine is the bird that looks like it's on crack

​@@skystoyhunts7225 Opali Burn

​@@skystoyhunts7225 fentanyl bird

Boxy boo, but like, not evil

​​@@SharlyTV...and EVIL BOXY BOO!!! 🧟‍♂️😈👻😱🧛🏻‍♂️

Well the parent company had a previous app that installed actual malware onto users devices so your not that far of with it feeling off

did it really? what's the parent company @@sludgesketch8697

@@fourthknower9831The parent company PDD holdings also owns a app called pinduoduo and its like temu except for the farming market The app would be suspended for malware after 17 days after launch

yes. it's the little things that make Joel the best Joel out there.

For me it’s either the mischievous goblin tune he whistles while setting up a bit, or abruptly pausing a video before waiting a few seconds then hearing him start clicking his mouse. You just know some scuffed hilarious shit is about to happen

I can’t un-notice that he does it

Thanks I can't unhear it now

@@amicableenmity9820 good

wtf is banban

​@@GoodOlTazzyStupid

@@GoodOlTazzy shitty horror game in the same vein of like huggy wuggy and fnaf security breach thats trying to appeal to kids and get youtubers to play it

​@@GoodOlTazzy just some shitty horror game.

Guys what one is your favorite

Well I don't know about you but I don't want the world to suddenly turn dark grey and the last words we see is "The software was closed because an error occurred"

Thanks for the info! I'll try to find the one used in video because it has started to grown in me ngl. The pitched voice and the beat sounds so silly lol You wouldn't happen to know who made that remix right? Thank you again!

I also would like to know where I can find the remixed version used in the video.

South Park

exactly like this lol

We’re gonna have a ready player one type movie in fifty years and that’s what it’s going to be about

I mean, bronies exist...

Do people grow out of being bronies?

@@phili.9304 that’s not how that works

@@phili.9304 Yes, they grow into furries.

so very sad

You are dead, not big soup rice

Skill issue

What’s a mao disease? Something you get from living under Mao Zedong’s tyranny?

this only happens in ohio 💀

unless you setup a virtual credit card, which either: a) has a spending limit or b) is only valid for a single transaction

​@@markusTegelanewhy would you bother for a website like this

@@kinnikuboneman not saying you should bother, just saying if anyone happens to be unfortunate enough to maybe want to buy crap off that website, there are options (also Google Pay from what I've read hides your credit card info and it's one of the available payment options on the T-site)

My sister uses it so far no issues like that.....but I worry.

Sure, but that’s true with pretty much every site.

I WAS LUTTEERALLY GASPING FOR AIR

definitely alt universe, im not sure twitch allows third party advertising deals

End up getting multiple ads in a row and they're all temu

Joel would one hundred percent take a Temu sponsorship, make a purposefully shitty video calling out how shady Temu is, and then still post it even after Temu rejects his sponsor bit.

​@@Calvin_Coolagecommon swede fail

​@@lookstothetroonget that slug cat out of your account NOW

god this site feels so diseased, just all of these constant notifications about 300 PEOPLE VIEWED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS and FREE COUPON IF YOU BUY WITHIN 45 SECONDS. absolutely despicable site.

Average nintendo switch owner buying joycons

@@JacobKinsley Average nintendo fan

​@@DarkClaws914 average buyer

average@@frannielmartinez consumer

I did that mistake afew years ago on the buss. Woops

I watched him at work, my boss was not happy to say the least. WORSE my boss doesn't speak English so for him I'm laughing at gibberish.

I was in the hospital waiting and I was laughing so hard that I had to go to piss

How dare they spy on me, I thought that was my country's job!

Couldn't agree more, that's the least they are doing. Couldn't imagine what this is really about, you know they're selling your data at the very least damn Chinese government is no good

I meant, aren't all stuff? I mean, we gotta know if people are good or bad somehow

@@shirleymaemattthews4862 Yes, but I'd rather be able to somewhat control who spies on me. If I don't gotta give my info out to the Chinese government then I ain't gonna

​@@bloodzack12You're overestimating the surveillance capabilities of China. Believe me, their government is very VERY incompetent and doesn't have access to high tech means to gather, organize and track the data of individual people.

Well considering the parent company had another app that installed malware so that you couldn’t delete it and temu is a sewer that leads into the cave of radioactive waste

my uncles house (he is a crack dealer)

Temu is a gulag disguised as a Beverly Hills mansion

Spencer's gifts

Idk though, I mean fake shitty credit card stealing merch of kids stuff has been going on for a while now, like in this video, but i'm pretty sure that only now that we get OFFICIAL shitty credit card stealing merch of kids stuff because as far as i remember the faiv niet feddi merch was made by like an actual company with real factories but the funny slender cookie monster guy merch goes straight to the sweatshop and sold for the same price. Either way most toddlers' parents buy bootlegs either because they wont know the difference or because they know their child will be forced to be grateful for having his funny toilet at all, how dare you not appreciate what we spent our income on, CHILD

​@@carlosemilio5180are...are you angry at parents for buying a toddler a plushy because you interpret that as some form of guilt tripping?

Sung by an electric guitar

i wish for someone to do that to me

​@@-ljk-I'm gonna rip you apart starting from the bussy

​@@-ljk-I'm not one to judge but KZfaq comments is the last place I'd expect someone to say that 😭

@@LunaWuna 😬

​@@-ljk-ya better been training your bussy walls or they're gonna be torn clean in half when I'm done with you. That's right. 300 squat marathon. GET BACK HERE BOY.

What is it with vinesauce viewers and being loosely related to a stream in some way

How did he not notice that earlier?!

@@ShadiC636 Microscopic eyes

bussy destroyer

Temu isn't a scam, its just china quality

Temu is such a scam.

@@SmeiskAudio scam as in? Like yea cheap products, long delivery, china, copyright knock offs, off brand, but they're real as far as Ive got them. Granted I don't risk expensive purchases.

​@@lindaunderling4637Data Harvesting that's even more invasive than the average social site. Like, putting your card into Tenmu is an almost guaranteed way to get it stolen.

​@@lindaunderling4637it's a scam to our planet like every other chinese mass producing company of cheapass products that fill the landfills

I remember eltoro64rus the same way I remember toy story

my future son will have to live with a blindfold if he ever dares to use KZfaq for bs like johnny johnny yes papa or whatever this finger family stuff is

Bro I grew up with that and I'm older than Death. DasBoSchitt was huge when I was an early teen

And Santa stuffs them in the stocking, unless if you don't believe in him. Also, Santa was originally a Little GNOME in Joel's country.

its a cultural mistransaltion my dude. the term is STOCKING STUFFERS

​@@TemmiePlays Stuffer. Filler. Practically the same thing, one just has more alliteration.

​@@oscarcacnio8418Stocking filler sounds more proper so to speak, and I bet the person who was translating it is ESL. Or it's a machine translation.

My boyfriend stuffs me when I wear stockings for him

I order a LOT of stuff on Temu because I learned that if you place an order, you can just “return” everything for a 100% refund without having to send anything back. I’ve been doing this for months and haven’t actually spent any money

I actually have a really cute bracelet from temu that works like a good luck charm for some reason when it's just supposed to be a normal bracelet. My work shifts when I had a job usually sucked and were a pain and bad shit happned all the time but when I started wearing this bracelet all of a sudden my shifts got more enjoyable and the nonsense became a rare occurrence 🤷‍♀️

@@Eurobeat_fanIt is infused with the tearful wishes of the Chinese slave children.

​@@ElliemaegglesExcellent. That's how you know is a good product.

​@@Eurobeat_fanits the heavy metals and the mercury going to your brain.

And yet somehow most of those cheap famiclones still can't manage to run snes genesis and even some gameboy games right source, I have one of those junks

@@klonoafan2012 and yet even stranger is that people keep buying these cheap clones in the first place.

there is nothing precious wasted on making these clones. Thats why they are so cheap

oh someone clipped it kzfaq.info/get/bejne/esWVe5OFlpaboWw.html&ab_channel=Vargskelethor%3ATwitchClips

I'm more surprised that people still watch PBG

@@flurpoidlol

​@@flurpoidi only watch pbg's older vids because those were way funnier

​@@flurpoidi only watch pbg's older vids because those were way funnier

​@@flurpoidi only watch pbg's older vids because those were way funnier

Actually Temu is pretty good, everything I've ordered arrived in a few days and EXACTLY like the photos. Got a lot of cheap moving supplies there too.

​@@rotcl0wn ok temu bot

@@manuelbernal9925 Lol whatever, you can tell from my over decade of youtube and posting that I'm not a bot. I'm just autistic and have had a really good experience with the app.

@@rotcl0wn I mean yeah look at the clueless sweet people on these comments. they clearly are satisfied, meaning despite all the SHIT that lurks around there is some good in there... like everything else in the world.

@@khaledcostasampaio2842 Just know what you're getting into, to be honest. I do NOT buy electronics there or anything of the sort. Little collectables I know are bootlegs, cheap costume supplies, household stuff I know will be plastic/wheatgrass, and moving supplies though? Fuck yeah. Best experience.

"american tradition"

​@@apropripinquoYeah that's what he said, thank you for quoting it.

Pretty sure it came from the Dutch, although maybe they just brought over Christmas and not the stocking idea.

@@apropripinquo We steal everything. Another tradition of ours 😎

what

you WILL spend this month's paycheck on knockoff plushies

​@dawnslayer you WILL spend your salary on skibidi torlett

Bro wtf is josh

@@Princess_Jessie3414temu brand Joel

Zumbo Sauce

*Joel

Jumbo Joel... Opilo biwd...

​@andreasskoulas66 Don't think Joel is far enough on the spectrum for that

Is that a caricature he actually uses? Just seems like a bizarre combination. Never even heard of the dude.

@@flurpoid i think he just looks like a goomba

​​@@flurpoidno, his fans were joking that he looks like a goomba and made art of it, he hates it

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What kind of mad man goes to sleep with vinesauce joel videos playing

@@DudleyKetsukane… 🙋‍♂️

That'll be like saying "You gonna get (Japan disease) from Japanese products"

If only, I'd love for local businesses to come back to my area but apparently a buncha clowns own it and charge obscene rent prices causing anything that isn't Star Bucks or Walmart to leave. I miss all the little shops that were here when I was growing up. RIP small businesses. 🪦

I have one near where I live but the owner is an elitist dickhead, literally the comic book guy in real life, and essentially just uses it as a hangout spot for him and his friends. Wonder how long it'll stay afloat.

Why would they? These things are super successful, and lot's of Comic book shops sell overpriced bootlegs anyway

it's somehow a pyramid scheme and a ponzi scheme at the same time

Real. I keep seeing my brothers gf beg for clicks on Facebook so she can get some "free item"

So what you’re saying is: Don’t download the temu app/CCP spyware to my phone, buy radioactive chinese garbage, and then dump it into an American landfill?

Literally I had to talk with my mum about her excessive online shopping addiction and it was the most awkward conversation in my life but worth it.

my mom keeps buying stuff of temu that she didn't need or will ever use, and our budget is becoming tighter and tighter each day. we can't fix our car because she's buying thing after thing. but hey, she found a badass wallet with an awesome evil skeleton on it so i guess there's a bright side?

@@JacobKinsley I have that conversation with my mom pretty frequently. Sadly, it hasn't helped at all.

Same, mate, I was so shocked when I checked ot out

What sucks is that he's probably going to try to see the good in the game because he's very kind

Markiplier is the sort of person who brings attention to this stuff and fans are like "well... Hmmm.... Well, it's not his responsibility to try not to draw attention to this or anything."

@@JacobKinsleyAnd?

I feel your pain and i don't work at McDonalds.

"I STILL SEE THE X!"

for sure. plus my mom just gets constant Temu ads wherever she goes lol