"This isn't crazy taxi this is just taxi." -Vinny 2016

It was unlike Vinny to throw his hat on the ground and shout "OH COME ON" after missing his ferry? What you meant to say is you actually turned into a New Yorker for a second.

"Dumbasses. Sunbathing at night while it's raining. Good job guys." Died a little.

I laughed so hard at the mental image of Vinny slamming his hat on the ground.

"One chatter said my audio sounds bisexual, I--I don't know what you mean by that" LMAO

I think the real villain of this stream was diesel.ogg

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this video gave me cancer anyway.

Welcome to NYC! Where everyone drives on the left side of the road, apparently.

"An object in motion stays in motion" does not apply in NYC Taxi Simulator.

The driving in paramedic simulator is like the video game equivalent of waking up with 3 hours of sleep with a 12 hour shift ahead of you

47:59 BIG CHUNGUS???? VINNY WAS AHEAD OF HIS TIMES

Hi i need a taxi for a Classic ride.

>>Toilet: -15 fun. Because it's clearly more fun to shit in the pool.

0:00 - NYC Taxi Simulator 21:33 - NYC Bus Simulator 29:15 - Blaster Simulator 56:40 - Paramedic Simulator 1:22:09 - Heavyweight Transport Simulator 1:26:40 - Water Park Simulator 2:09:20 - American Trucker 2:18:55 - Woodcutter Simulator 2013 2:35:13 - Car Transporter 2013

Sometimes I come back to these videos for a little nostalgia.

"I must be in Greece" VINNY YOU ARE FUCKING ITALIAN you should know the colosseum is in Rome... But honestly stuff like this are my favourite vinny streams.

Vinny totally missed the Hidden Object Gynecology Exam in the Paramedic simulator. I bet that was something else

I loved the part where Vinny's voice modulator failed and his true, robotic, voice appeared.

vinny's taxi story legitimately made me angry

diesel.ogg is my jam

I would love to see someone Hack a mario game and replace every Mario sound with Vinny doing mario impersonations.

6:03 - they actually forgot which side of the road Americans drive on!

The people who made the compass in Paramedic Simulator have no idea how compasses work

"American Trucker" shows petrol instead of gas. "AMERICAN"

I can't get enough of how Vinny can always find these glitches.

This was a fun stream. I can't fucking believe how the Paramedic one had the best graphics on lowest and the worst graphics on best.

Best "QUALITY" Simulators 10/10 -IGN "playable" games

22:01 "Ma'am why are you undressing?" "I heard the music, it sounded like...like the right time" "Ma'am do you know that that's a federal offense?"

That last game's choice of towing the truck with "OK" and "Abbruch"... Okay they didn't even bother to make sure the game was translated from German. Though Vinny did have a point, Germany is a huge market for these games and these UIG are clearly German

Its stunning to think that Germany, a country known for excellence in engineering, could produce drek like this.

Tbh I wouldn't mind a quality taxi game. One where you have to obey the laws of the road, it'd be similar to Euro Truck Simulator in a way, except without trailers and exorbitantly long trips. GTA's taxi missions encourage you to drive at breakneck speeds, breaking every road law known to man. I'd actually like a proper taxi game.

Got to love me some diesel.ogg

These simulators are Shovelware Showcase worthy holy shit

I lost it at the fourth person view... Goddamn.

I remember watching this as a junior in high school the week this was streamed. I somehow remember what I was eating when I watched this... clearly it had an impact on me

*talks about sexlife* "Honestly i have nothing to say."

Don't doubt yourself Vinny. I admit, watching you play Blaster Simulator is therapeutic for me.

It's like those people were eating the toppings off the pizza and then throwing the rest away.

"I can run twast as fice" lmao

I just love the fact that the first thing he tries to do is run civilians over, even funnier that he just says nothing while attempting it.

"Driving through Times Square - does that sound like a good method of transportation?" Maybe he thought you wanted a "Tourist Ride."

I actually managed to catch this live. Lemme tell ya.... seeing what happened to Paramedic Simulator on it's lowest setting and seeing the chat explode in laughter and awe is perhaps one the reasons why I love watching these Streams live as they happened XD

Is that Diesel.ogg I hear? Oh god please no.

The water park simulator looks like an old dated game from like when 3D technology was new.

Vinny's got the nasty in his taxi

DIESEL.OGG WOOT WOOT!

YEAH SIMULATORS. YEAH FAST! YEAh ded meme

The Waterpark simulation have the UI of Sim City 4 and the theme is a mix of "Send me on my way" of Rusted Root and "City Escape" theme of Sonic Adventure 2

I just love that line "This isn't crazy taxi, it's just taxi."

This isn't flying, this is falling... with style!

Carlos can you hear me?I need a taxi for a classic ride

the second i saw that last one i was expecting the teleport glitch just like in the yogscast trucking tuesday video. it was just as great as i was hoping.

oh my god, the truckseption, my throat HURTS after it, i had a fucking fit.... first time in my life, thank you vinny. i almost had cramps, i couldnt hold myself, i just ... lost it, oh my god... inside driving the truck while watching it inside to watch it outside looooool

I had the option of watching this live. I decided to go to sleep instead.

YOU ARE NOT IN THE RIGHT POSITION.

Why do most simulation games have those calm tunes?

The people in the Water Park Simulator must've been raised by animals or sand.

Plenty of rocks, cars that can fly.... What more could you ask for?

I watched this while eating pepperoni and cheese off of my pizza and then I threw away the empty crust.

Vinny predicted chungus

The beeping in blaster simulator sounds exactly like my alarm clock and I HATE IT

I find it weird that people actually play these games and _enjoy_ them, like it's their favourite genre ever. Whatever floats your boat but shit man... seems _extremely_ dull...

I like how Car Transporter 2013 was only partially translated from German. At least Vinny knows Ost is German for east.

I was expecting Grass Simulator from this, personally... I still was not disappointed.

i want to ride vinny

The voice he did while driving to the accident in Paramedic Simulator sounded like some abysmal cross-breed of Sonic and Rick Sanchez.

Heavyweight Transport Simulator has a high score leaderboard. Imagine getting so engrossed in that game that you start caring about score.

"Is this how you save lives, mommy?"

I lost my shit at 4th person camera part I laughed till I nearly passed out.

I think vinny went through the stages of grief during ambulance simulator

Vinny on that pool simulator Vinny is actually speaking in a toilet and pushing his head deeper each time as he talks! Amazing Huh? Now i can rest my case.

I completely lost it during Car Transporter 2013. You need your truck towed because you accidentally crashed? Nah, you’re going to space, friend.

that 4th person camera though

Did anyone noticed the typo on Blast Sim?, it says "unlockled". 34:27

Slamming your hat on the ground is such a "can this day get any worse?" reaction lmao

Good ol diesel.ogg and flying trucks.

Vinny cringed for our sins

That medical treatment minigame was the best damn thing I've ever seen. we need gameplay footage of that at e3.

Don't you ever talk to me or my truck son again!!

Take a shot every time vinny drives into something in paramedic simulator

i want diesel.ogg to play when i get a classic ride from my spicy, non-existent boyfriend

“That’s how you combine cars, for the ultimate car Pokémon”

I'm digging that building music in the Water Park Simulator™ .

This is the Vinny I know and love! I've not laughed so hard in a while!

The graphics of that waterpark game look like they are from the first Empire Earth. And that game is from the very early days of 3D graphics on PCs.

waterpark simulator killed me. it looks like an scp segment with zero humans participating. it's unreal how hard i laughed

Whenever Vinny Simulates Blasting, it gets tense blows the whole world upside down.

The ambulance in Paramedic Simulator looks like a Playmobil ambulance

as a game developer student, these actually make me upset

The chat during the water park simulator was filled with comments about Donal

I'll come for you Vinny

I might be too drunk but why in taxi simulator they were switching which side of the street they were driving on?

Why would you ever need to install quick time to run a steam game?

A caught the first of this last night before my internet fucked up, glad to see it's on here at last.

I want a classic ride with Vinny...

I can feel your pain and anger vinny i feel you.

Simulators was a mistake

The Germans gave the world WWII and shitty simulator games.

out now from the makers of ambulance simulator, the game devlopers; Un-ininstall games inc, bring you the next big leap in entertainment, slidey puzzle simulator

1:30:38 "fod and beverages"