Reminds me of my cousin, we all thought little of him we thought he was going to be a drug dealer like his dad. He one day said he was going to join the army so he can be like my dad. We said "sure you can" as a joke. Mind you my old man was in Nam. He went and did what he said he was going to do. Now, after 2 tours and a purple heart later, he became a real good dude. I went to college but yet I hold him up to a standard I wish to become.

Mr. Allen, this story about your son is one of the things that's inspired me to try to enlist in the USAF. Thanks for sharing it!

Thank you to your son for his service.

Thank you for being a clean comic. Love your routines, always! Tom and I both laugh because he watches with me. We have a son , also. My sympathies. Lol

"If I was in the Army, I'd tell every general 'Don't tell me anything you don't want the other side to know." LOL Brilliant!

"Mom says she's had it. What does that mean?" "RUN! That's what that means!" LOL

He's funny without having to use vulgar language. Not to many comedians can do that:-)

He’s the best! Portrays men very well! But at least he’s not afraid to show it. Funniest guy ever!

Show me one ad for a tank driver 😂

I thank you for helping my country...

This is actually my favorite one because it reminds me of one of my boys lol

You couldn’t have hired my son to go out to eat in his 82nd Airborne uniform, but, golly, I was so proud of him!!!

I like to eat at outback sir! lol! that is so tru you come out with a lot of respect.

It's True.. Except mine was a First Born Daughter and it was the Navy. I got the Apology letter tears..and EVERYTHING which like his Mom made me Cry ..and I wrote back and said that if I'd known that ALL I had to do was shout Jenkins cant get Right and call you maggot I could have done that from Home lol

This guy is hilarious!!!!!

Thank u for keeping it clean

in my house if ma said she was fed up, you ducked. running didn't do squat, ya gotta sleep some time. lol

This is great

The Navy changed my attitude , it was the first thing my father noticed then the body change. Yes sir no sir and waiting to fully hear a question, then my body a foot less hair 220lb to 195lb plus 10lb of added muscle. Believe me My best friend didn't recognize me and my best female friend wanted to more all of the sudden.

"I'm fed up" "RUN" That was my house! :)

my house. mom=OH MY GOD!!! me=*hides in the attic*

Wow My son is at Fort Campbell in Kentucky too! He is no longer in the service but he still works the gates there!

So great job I love this act

This is my house: Mom: That's IT!! Me: CLEAR THE HOUSE!!!

Life its self can be so comical

That Was Hilarious.

I wish I knew when this was recorded. KZfaq always gives you the upload date, but I think contributors should provide the performance date, especially on stuff like this. That said, I have heard Jeff Allen quite a bit on satellite radio, and I think he really has a great act. I don't mind profanity, if it's used appropriately (and humorously). I can't stand toilet humor, though. And I find that if a comedian can be funny and g-rated, well, he's above those who can't! Jeff Allen is great!

@halolego That's pretty cool. I had the honor of meeting him in 2010, and after talking with him for a bit, he said, "I ought to take you home to meet my kids." He also had the extreme courtesy of thanking me onstage for coming up to meet him.

Last Man Standing

he kinda looks like the dad from the munsters but a cute nice cuddly one

Very true

Hilarious!

WHAT DO YA CALL BRUCE LEE'S MOM OR DAD? A-PARENT-LEE. R.S.

this was so funny but so true,,,for my brother not me of course!

i just came out of the army i faught in iraq

is it?

Hahahaha

👍

um- yea

i can agree but get this God helped in wars, there is a reason why. to protect his people who believe in him. I agree that we need to get good leaders, but the thing is a man has got to learn what he is fighting for. think of the individual in that army, he/she is fighting cuz he wants to protect his/her family probably. Think. Would you die to protect your family? I would, I would stand on my last breath to protect my family, friends, loved ones.

@windhowl22 How is this offensive? Are you a teenager to lol

or Mitch Hedburg

@windhowl22 lol do you still find it offensive

Go back

@burpsrus Why is profanity bad again?

@greenpilgrim50 According to who? Why is using the word fornicate somehow better then using the word fuck? Why is poo better then shit? Words only have the power we give them, nothing more

Did not understand this at all

not really.

I agree. The comedian I think who has it the worst in going into profanity and everything like that is dane cook, my least favorite comedian.