So funny because these are stories we can relate to! Jeff Allen gets more laughs per minute then a lot of these comedians who cannot create a joke sans a swear word. Well done, Mr. Jeff Allen!!!!!

Funny! Not only do I have two teens (no cars yet) but it sure brings back lots of memories ~ driving the junk boat and enjoying the money it brought from someone hitting it, the bug my husband drove when we were first dating (no heat!) and one day the tire actually rolled right off and down the street, as I was following in my junk Buick Apollo. Great to laugh about life! :)

Great comedy from a very funny guy... Thanks for making my life abit more enjoyable

Jeff Allen is one very funny guy.

I love the bit about the Bug. "What's under the hood? I said 'a tire. I have a spare engine in the trunk in case the tire malfunctions." ROFL!

I thought I was going to have to cut it off and take a breather. I almost couldn't laugh anymore, Thank the Lord for Jeff Allen!

I spent many a winter in vw bugs. Great in the snow and super reliable. and yeah he’s correct on the heater lol. I still have one today. A real one not the “new” ones

This is a genuinely funny guy.

So funny. I laughed so hard it hurt! I had tears in my eye.

OK... I was laughing so hard I was in tears.

My first car was a Ford Pinto! I managed to live through it, somehow!

I love this guy, thanks.

You should also try Tim Hawkins, if you haven't already. I found Jeff Allen off of him and I am very grateful :D BEST COMEDIANS!!

This guy was great

I remember hearing this one on XM radio.

Funny stuff!!!! Thanks.

This is sooo funny :)

My first car was a mamba green VW bug. It had fat tyres & a honky-tonk hooter. I thought it was the greatest car on the planet ❤

My first car is a 79 camaro t top, just bought it last year and I am fixin her up right now

Too funny! I had a '87 chevy nova that was underpowered. It ran on four squirrels. Every time I filled the gas tank my car tripled in value. I could only do 20 up a hill. I would have friends lean out the window and blow and upped it to 30.

Whenever my wife starts a sentence with "I was thinking..." I say "Uh oh..."

I lost it at the boat noise. xD

My sister has a 74 VW bug :) Bright yellow!

Brilliant!

I'm 21 years old and I drive the 4 cylinder version of the 95 Metro and the stuff he says about it is so true. I laughed so hard t this thanks for posting it.

Lol. Zero to sixty....eventually. So true in my 3 cylinder 92 geo metro. XD

I just heard this On "focous on the Family!!

I had a 76 Pontiac Grand Prix and 71 Super Beetle

It's a happy horn!

I love this main...

'67 Volkswagon Bug. Had a tire in the front right?

So underrated

Aw I miss my bug so much!

Fucker is hilarious omg I cried...

This guy is great! I would love to go see him, but I do not know if he has retired? He is the best comedian, because he does not have to use filth to get people to DIE OF LAUGHTER!

I can tell you from experience a 2005 gmc sierra heater will melt your shoes

mine was a 75 lincoln mark V

funny

I drove a 1999 Freightliner Century double bunk condo. 13'6" tall. 450 Detroit Diesel . The city horn sounded like a weak fart. Embarrassing.

@Kryptoniankousin yupp!!

@MajicAnimations theirs evidance of my beliefs too , God shows himself to me every day , you just have to give him a chance:)

I accept evolution and all that stuff but I believe God is the cause of it.

he proves god is funny

I'm becoming a fan of Jeff Allan. I feel I have a little more in common with him than Tim Hawkins.

@MajicAnimations so you believe something came from nothing? or like a big bang.....? I believe that everything has a creator , something created something......I could never have as much faith as you

@joeyhodgeman If you've noticed, a lot of atheists go on Christian vids just to be jerks. But sometimes you meet a few who you can actually have an intelligent conversation with without them cutting you off and puffing their chest out from their supposed brilliance.

sure, if thats what you believe I can respect your beliefs :)

Some of the audience is rotfl lmao lol...I was too...

@joeyhodgeman Hah, well you're talking to one.

Loved my Cadillac so much - got custom plate on it - "La Tank". People driving by giving me thumbs-up sign. Some kid driving his father's truck with boat attached, hit me - totaled the front of the truck - cops gave him hell (probably his father too), but my Tank only had a scratch. Those were good times. Then my Father decided to buy a custom limited edition and out-do me, so, I bought a new red Jaguar, black leather everything with wire wheels, convertible... That sure taught him not to mess with his 17 yr. old daughter! Only problem was it in the shop more than on the road, and yeah - I destroyed the clutch on that baby, but, not even the cops would mess with me - they would politely give me a warning, and send me on my way. In those days in DC, they just assumed I was some senators daughter or something. Good times!

Are you kiddin me? A hilarious christian comedian has a funny bit not even related to Christianity, and atheists are still trying to attack it on this video. Geez, get a life.

@MajicAnimations their has to be a God for you not to believe in him

@MajicAnimations if you have no faith why did you come on Christian video?

@swparent Save yourself and society and become atheist!

funny christian joke: jesus walks into a hotel and hands the desk clerk three nails. "can you put me up for the night?"

@joeyhodgeman Haha. Wrong. I do not believe any type of god exists. Please read up on atheism before we continue this discussion.

isnt the Christian god; because god said “For in six days the Lord made Heaven and earth the sea and all that in them is” exodus 20:11. Jesus words “For verily I say unto you till Heaven and earth pass, one jot or one title shall in no wise pass from the law, til all be fulfilled” Mathew 5:18. To believe evolution you would believe god is wrong thus Jesus lied about it being accurate and fulfilled. If Jesus was a false wittness he not the Son of god. without law or a savour its not Christian.

@joeyhodgeman Faith is believing something without seeing it. We see the products of evolution everyday. The fossisl and rock formations. We also see evolution with micro-bacteria. So there is evidence for evolution, thus faith is not needed and your argument is invalid. This discussion is over. Good day.