VLOG - Wonka

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Cinematic Excrement

6 ай бұрын

Doo-ba-dee doo.
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@dvass7253
@dvass7253 6 ай бұрын
I think it's pretty safe to assume that the secret to Wonka's legendarily successful business is that all his products are probably made with a dash or two of the Spice Melange.
@tylerfish2701
@tylerfish2701 4 ай бұрын
And a spoonful of sugar that helps the medicine go down.
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 6 ай бұрын
Since this is a prequel, it makes sense this younger, more -optimistic Willy Wonka has yet to turn into the grumpy, awkward shut-in played by Wilder and Depp. I guess Chalamet took on this role to get all the silly and goofy out before havingvto get all serious again as Paul Atreides in Dune II.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 6 ай бұрын
Ironically, there were one or two moments in this where Chalamet turned into Wilder for a split second. I'm thinking mostly of the "Dark, white, nutty, absolutely insane" line that's in the trailer. His expression was dead-on.
@trinaq
@trinaq 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for your honest thoughts, Sean. I enjoyed this movie, and Timothee was charismatic enough, but I agree that he tended to get overshadowed by the supporting players most of the time.
@roristevens2810
@roristevens2810 6 ай бұрын
I cherish the 1971 film but I’ve always been open to different takes on the base story, and I think that this movie doesn’t tie itself too closely to that version but does its own thing with a few elements ends up being to its benefit, as it’s not trying to recreate somebody else’s wheel.
@deboracopeland4795
@deboracopeland4795 6 ай бұрын
A strange little orange man? No thanks we have one of those
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 3 ай бұрын
Main difference between Lofty and Drump: One paid his dues to his people and country and the other hasn’t.
@Foustdoodles98
@Foustdoodles98 6 ай бұрын
Yaaay!! You shaved the mustache!! Also, glad to see the hellfire club shirt make a comeback!!😍🥰
@jorgea8518
@jorgea8518 6 ай бұрын
Saw the movie with my family last week. It was pretty good, it lacked the dark tone of the original, but I thought it captured the essence of the original quite well and the new songs were decent. Also, glad you got rid of the mustache.
@warrirornunluv801
@warrirornunluv801 6 ай бұрын
Oompa loompa doop ba dee da It's time to make a vlog of Wonka~
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 6 ай бұрын
I didn’t bother with this one for theaters. I’ll catch it on streaming. Edit: It’s not as bad as I thought it would be. But I don’t think there needs to be any more than one.
@deansmith6593
@deansmith6593 6 ай бұрын
Unlike the Tim Burton movie enjoyed this one. Very light hearted and fun. Not a great movie like the Gene Wilder movie but a good movie to take the kids to. *Think they set themselves up for a sequel to explain how Willy Wonka becomes cynical.
@drstephenstrange897
@drstephenstrange897 6 ай бұрын
The Tim Burton Wonka is my favourite in all honesty, don't get me wrong the Gene Wilder version is awesome, but being a fan of the book I think the TB one is more closer.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 6 ай бұрын
​@@drstephenstrange897 That's kind of like comparing the two Shining movies, though. In both cases, I would say the remake is a much better adaptation, but the original is a much better movie.
@drstephenstrange897
@drstephenstrange897 6 ай бұрын
@@coolnerdlll6053 Perfect yes! Also I always thought Wonka was kinda of a jerk in the old movie, but the Tim Burton movie explain why he was a jerk, so there was a little more of development. BUT still good stuff!
@deansmith6593
@deansmith6593 6 ай бұрын
@@drstephenstrange897 Depp seems like he took inspiration from Michael Jackson for his version of Willy Wonka. The cgi Oompa Loompas were terrible. Glad you enjoyed it but think I would rather pluck my eyes out with a spoon than watch that one again.
@mttylerdurden9
@mttylerdurden9 6 ай бұрын
​@@deansmith6593the ompa loompas in the Tim Burton film weren't CGI. That was a little person actor named deep Roy.
@Iruparazzo
@Iruparazzo 6 ай бұрын
been watching your backlog all morning, then this pops up, it truly is christmas. Thanks for all the years of work man
@michaelsinger4638
@michaelsinger4638 6 ай бұрын
Timothy’s Wonka is much closer to the book version than Gene Wilder’s was.
@mackenziegivens6061
@mackenziegivens6061 6 ай бұрын
Soooo, did anyone else watch the new Cinematic Excrement? 'Cause I did and as soon as I finished it, it was privated. 🤦‍♀️
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 6 ай бұрын
Do you think it’ll be up again soon?
@mackenziegivens6061
@mackenziegivens6061 6 ай бұрын
@@roberttreacy8271 Hell if I know. If it is, ol' Smeghead's probably gonna need some more blurring. I'm surprised how little of it there actually was. Maybe because most of _those_ scenes didn't put it all on display if you catch my drift. 🤷 On a side note, how much you wanna bet his next review is of Birdemic 3?
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 6 ай бұрын
@@mackenziegivens6061 I haven’t seen his review of Blonde yet, so I don’t know. EDIT: Sean reuploaded the Blonde review, and it was another great review.
@Leechwife
@Leechwife 6 ай бұрын
Managed to watch half of it.
@mackenziegivens6061
@mackenziegivens6061 6 ай бұрын
@@Leechwife Before it was taken down?
@Mew_Mokuba_Akari
@Mew_Mokuba_Akari 6 ай бұрын
I haven't seen the movie yet. But I get why you don't see the connection to Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka and this one. It's 2 completely different stages in life. This is when he started. Young hopeful full of life ready to start his business! Full of life ready to conquer the world of chocolate! Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka on the other hand had run it for many years. He eventually got tired beat down with life and work. Then one day he went crazy no longer trusting anyone. He fired everyone shutting down the factory for 3 years. No one outside the Oompa-Loompas had seen him. Then he chooses to retire for good by passing the factory to someone he deemed worthy. So he reopened to find that person.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 6 ай бұрын
Without giving away too much, he hasn't even opened the factory by the end of the movie. There are indeed a lot of pieces missing.
@Leechwife
@Leechwife 6 ай бұрын
So they took the Monroe movie review already..
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 6 ай бұрын
The best way to sum up this movie is that I think it's an okay film for adults, but kids are going to love it. Chalamet, the songs and the production design were all fantastic. Honestly, I wouldn't mind a sequel reenacting the first book again, if only in about ten years when Chalamet's old enough. Having said that, Rowan Atkinson not playing Slugworth is a travesty. It was right there, for God's sake.
@kobemarion1137
@kobemarion1137 6 ай бұрын
I'm an adult, and I love this movie, so...
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 6 ай бұрын
​@@kobemarion1137Hence why I said "I think". I love a lot of movies aimed at kids.
@hemmingwayfan
@hemmingwayfan 6 ай бұрын
Sean, your moustache fell off!
@thecinematicmind
@thecinematicmind 6 ай бұрын
It’s fine. Warner Bros are very scummy to not advertise the film as a musical.
@tylerfish2701
@tylerfish2701 6 ай бұрын
Best Movie of 2023 for me. Also, NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOUR MOUSTACHE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAH! Oh well.
@phantomfire8228
@phantomfire8228 6 ай бұрын
This movie is exactly what I expected it to be safe, comfortable,generic trash made by a bland filmmaker with a big name lead who is only here for the paycheck 😂
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 6 ай бұрын
The Paddington films director Paul King made were great family entertainment and are now a staple of UK TV now.
@chromesthesia
@chromesthesia 6 ай бұрын
😢where'd 😊your blonde review go i wanted to see it
@MedicineMundy
@MedicineMundy 6 ай бұрын
There really is no life I know to compare to Pure imagination. This was interesting lol.
@Mr.Nyongo
@Mr.Nyongo 6 ай бұрын
Aw man. You shaved the stache.
@pszczolka80
@pszczolka80 6 ай бұрын
For once I find myself really disagreeing with you. I thought it was a charming movie with plenty to tie it to the original. Tonally, it was quite different but it was telling a story about a completely different time in Wonka's life. I find the common complaint about how different this Wonka's personality is to the original to be really frustrating. Firstly, it's made pretty clear in the first film that we can't really be sure how much Wonka is pulling everyone's legs - first in the whole bit the first time we see him where he pretends to be feeble, then in the reveal at the end that the entire tour was one big test. All the psychopathic weirdness could well have just been part of that. Secondly, as others have pointed out, this Wonka is a young, hopeful, naive man at the start of his journey - whereas Wilder's version was Wonka many years later, disillusioned with the world, taken over by paranoia, and having locked up his factory and become a recluse. We do, however, see a glimpse of what the "real" Wonka might have been like after Charlie gives back the everlasting gobstopper, restoring some of his faith in humanity, and I think that the more happy, excited, gentle and kind Wonka we briefly see at the end of the first film fits very well with Chalemet's portrayal.
@Fatamorgana420
@Fatamorgana420 6 ай бұрын
I remember the original Willy Wonka movie from watching it on my grandparents old broken tv, which had a perma green tint. Good times... anyways, this one is nope for me.
@171QA
@171QA 6 ай бұрын
I want to see this movie.
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 6 ай бұрын
It's playing in theaters right now.
@robotrix
@robotrix 6 ай бұрын
So why does the world look like a Dr Suess movie? The original movie the world looks normal (although a strange combination of Europe and the US and comical) outside of the factory. It cuts into the difference between Wonka's reality and ours and destroys it. Feh.
@kclink1579
@kclink1579 6 ай бұрын
1:16 Yes, the movie came out only about 10 years back.............................
@TomMSTie1138
@TomMSTie1138 6 ай бұрын
I watched a KZfaq video of Hugh Grant as the Oopma Loompa and saw that it was pure 'Member Berries, that was enough for me. Anyway, smelly Christmas to you, Smeg Head!
@hillhouseproductions
@hillhouseproductions 6 ай бұрын
Did the Blonde episode get copyright claimed?
@Betta66
@Betta66 6 ай бұрын
Very cute movie
@SpyrotheDragon-tx5mn
@SpyrotheDragon-tx5mn 6 ай бұрын
I just watched movie, I think is was good I say it was enjoyable. I can watch movie again.
@JaredGriffiths2000
@JaredGriffiths2000 6 ай бұрын
I agree, it was fun but it wasn't that close in tone to the Gene Wilder film.
@darkclawgamer9566
@darkclawgamer9566 6 ай бұрын
Hey dude, I KZfaq took down your Blonde review.
@pbh9195
@pbh9195 6 ай бұрын
Hey I noticed your Blonde review isn't up, was it copyright striked, r u gonna try to reupload it?
@jonathanbarr9764
@jonathanbarr9764 6 ай бұрын
I kind of laugh at the irony of people loving a movie giving Wonka a backstory when the Tim Burton adaptation of the book got a lot of hate for it. For the record I enjoyed both of the previous movies that adapted the book except the one with Tom and Jerry.
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 6 ай бұрын
2005 was a very different time given we're had loads of prequels since then. It's also putting Wonka in a new story rather than adapting the original novel and adding extra material.
@jonathanbarr9764
@jonathanbarr9764 6 ай бұрын
@@jamesatkinsonja That's true. I feel like I should clarify what I mean when I say some of the backstory stuff that some people hate from the Burton adaptation. Like how Wonka met the Oompa Loompas and had to deal with some nasty competition were things that people hated about that movie but here it's given an expansion that results in a very enjoyable movie. Again for the record I'm one of like thirty people on the internet who actually likes all three live action movies.
@BrandonCroker
@BrandonCroker 6 ай бұрын
Chocolate craving anyone?
@sweeney60
@sweeney60 6 ай бұрын
Chalamet is a leading man, this role requires a character actor. I really wish Simon Helberg got the role.
@0tt0z
@0tt0z 6 ай бұрын
Ill pass. Im sure they will remake it again in a few years.
@FillmGeekOfDoom
@FillmGeekOfDoom 6 ай бұрын
You're really gonna procrastinate on the Blonde review, huh? I know it's a bad movie but THAT bad?
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 6 ай бұрын
Yeah. Unless he read the book first or also watched a bunch of Marilyn Monroe films. Or he watched the other two 365 Days films.
@funcoolfunfun
@funcoolfunfun 6 ай бұрын
As someone who finds the Gene Wilder film good but not great and vastly prefers the Johnny Depp movie, this one is definitely a skip for me
@kali3665
@kali3665 6 ай бұрын
I still say there was NO need for this movie, and Roald Dahl would be sickened by its existence. But imagine if someone made this as a prequel to the Johnny Depp version.... Now, I haven't seen this film, don't want to see it, but I just feel you really can't do Dahl as originally written, and of course, no one has tried - not here, not in 1971, and definitely not the Depp version. Truly, I don't get the point of this film unless someone is envisioning a series of films leading up to the original movie, and I don't want to see THOSE either. We just don't NEED an origin for Willy Wonka.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 6 ай бұрын
As much as I don't care for Depp's Wonka, I kind of want a movie about him opening the factory, if only to get a Joker-type story about how he went insane. The 2005 movie does that a little bit, but not being allowed to have candy in childhood doesn't turn you into a mentally unstable Michael Jackson imitator.
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 6 ай бұрын
I do wonder what Dahl would have thought about the Depp version given that took liberties with his work and he had issues with the original Gene Wilder film. The Wilder version left a bigger impact than Depp's version in pop culture.
@otaking3582
@otaking3582 6 ай бұрын
As a fan of the Tim Burton movie, this film already had a strike against it. But the fact that they don't have actual little people playing Oompa Loompas makes me hate it even more. Actors with dwarfism get so few roles as it is, so between this and the Snow White remake getting rid of the Seven Dwarves, this is just proof that Hollywood are a bunch of hypocrites when it comes to "representation".
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 6 ай бұрын
That's one thing I'll agree with. Can you imagine Warwick Davis playing an Oompa-Loompa? Take my money now.
@pszczolka80
@pszczolka80 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was uncomfortable with that as well, but it's a bit of a complex issue. On the one hand, taking away the few opportunities that actors with dwarfism actually have is undeniably problematic; however, I have also long heard people with dwarfism bemoan the fact that most of the representation they get is as these sorts of fantastical beings and that it's a negative stereotype. I've even heard people with dwarfism be mockingly referred to as Oompa Loompas. So I'm not sure if it's a type of representation they'd really be sorry to see go in general. The real issue is that it needs to be replaced with better representation and opportunities, which isn't happening.
@otaking3582
@otaking3582 6 ай бұрын
@@pszczolka80 The only little person actor that I've heard complain about being typecast is Peter Dick-lage. Meanwhile, Warwick Davis has said that he enjoyed playing Leprechaun, and WWE's Hornswoggle looks back at his time at the company fondly. While it would be nice if dwarf actors weren't used as a punchline, sometimes you need a sense of humor about this type of stuff.
@pszczolka80
@pszczolka80 6 ай бұрын
@@otaking3582 I wasn't talking about actors, I was talking about regular people, generally ones who have experienced bullying and discrimination because of these kinds of stereotypes and don't get the benefit of making money off them, like actors and wrestlers do.
2 ай бұрын
I didn't like this movie. It was so cringe. The same century-old British stereotypes that we've seen countless times, such as abusive and corrupt sweatshop owners, and an extremely cliched "baiting someone into getting knocked out" moment involving Wonka and the Oompa Loompa. I mean, seriously, how the fuck does anyone not know that something doesn't seem right in those moments?? My path of cynicism continues with this one.
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