How Many Holes Does a Human Have?

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Vsauce

4 жыл бұрын

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Special thanks to @chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb ( / evelynjlamb ) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
wardrobe by: / dasharez0ne
An article from Evelyn about holes: blogs.scientificamerican.com/...
the philosophy of holes: plato.stanford.edu/archives/s...
Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :
VIDEO: • Topology joke
BUY: www.shapeways.com/product/6CJ...
sun footage: svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/12326
anatomy of the nasal cavity: • Anatomy of the Nasal C...
Supernumerary Puncta: link.springer.com/chapter/10....
accessory ostium:
www.icoi.org/glossary/accesso...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...
3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network
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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
L.A. CA 90033

Пікірлер: 59 000
@bigsepticc9948
@bigsepticc9948 4 жыл бұрын
Michael’s parents “omg he’s about to say his first words” Michael “or am I”
@randomuserlol279
@randomuserlol279 4 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@bludalhs386
@bludalhs386 4 жыл бұрын
@@erent1476 ...
@pandapirate25yearsago33
@pandapirate25yearsago33 4 жыл бұрын
@@erent1476 stop
@ngraccisalsome
@ngraccisalsome 4 жыл бұрын
Eren Taşkın imagine needing to self promote your own video
@touplesoup
@touplesoup 4 жыл бұрын
201st like
@ricoreyes6044
@ricoreyes6044 4 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.
@urealnewman308
@urealnewman308 4 жыл бұрын
Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened
@littlefiretree1621
@littlefiretree1621 4 жыл бұрын
I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now
@thishandleistaken1011
@thishandleistaken1011 4 жыл бұрын
I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something
@DaBunne
@DaBunne 4 жыл бұрын
100%
@cheechee6473
@cheechee6473 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no
@GrsArt42
@GrsArt42 7 ай бұрын
Micheal is the only person who can make me watch a 21-minute video about holes.
@antonyinuzhnyi859
@antonyinuzhnyi859 7 ай бұрын
No one spelled Michael right
@AimbotThundah
@AimbotThundah 7 ай бұрын
For some reason I doubt that
@JGT.
@JGT. 7 ай бұрын
Nobody can make me do that so please tell me how many holes?
@GrsArt42
@GrsArt42 7 ай бұрын
@@JGT. It's 7.
@nickmilano2516
@nickmilano2516 7 ай бұрын
I want slime
@Cartoon64
@Cartoon64 7 ай бұрын
no matter how old a vsauce video is, it almost never ages badly.
@jordanjordan3167
@jordanjordan3167 7 ай бұрын
Almost? 😃
@TwixiMixiPixi
@TwixiMixiPixi 7 ай бұрын
@@jordanjordan3167 yeah... I'm really curious about this... "almost"...
@MCTrapsandTutorials
@MCTrapsandTutorials 7 ай бұрын
​@@TwixiMixiPixiDid you watch Vsauce before it was a sciencey channel back when it was a videogame comedy channel. It did not age well lmao.
@EddTheSpedd
@EddTheSpedd 6 ай бұрын
FR
@Tench_gaming
@Tench_gaming 6 ай бұрын
@@MCTrapsandTutorialsyour reply made me check out his old videos, they’re funny
@thatguy4330
@thatguy4330 4 жыл бұрын
“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.” Best insult ever heard
@mayrln
@mayrln 4 жыл бұрын
"or are you?"
@wolfgang5261
@wolfgang5261 4 жыл бұрын
or is it?
@afksjaflksjalkfjlksfj
@afksjaflksjalkfjlksfj 4 жыл бұрын
I'm certainly recycling that insult.
@dr.jamesolack8504
@dr.jamesolack8504 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.
@hightablehierarchy9427
@hightablehierarchy9427 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂
@joaquinclavijo7052
@joaquinclavijo7052 4 жыл бұрын
Plato: A human is a featherless biped Aristotle: A human is a rational animal Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut
@mujackanims3098
@mujackanims3098 4 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD A MAN
@hornsholdinghellishlyhotho7396
@hornsholdinghellishlyhotho7396 4 жыл бұрын
8 for some
@joeroche406
@joeroche406 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing comment
@Espi0nage_Ninja
@Espi0nage_Ninja 4 жыл бұрын
Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men
@abbyj3981
@abbyj3981 4 жыл бұрын
Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8
@guillermosolacorral597
@guillermosolacorral597 7 ай бұрын
"Holes are ontologically parasitic" might be one of the greatest quotes ever
@calvintuber15000
@calvintuber15000 6 ай бұрын
Michael eating the donut from the toilet has scarred me for life.
@wasp795
@wasp795 Ай бұрын
it’s prob a bowl of water in the toilet with camera on top
@aminatheeman9737
@aminatheeman9737 Ай бұрын
Haha
@liamrapanan9434
@liamrapanan9434 10 күн бұрын
I almost died
@juliedelacruz3133
@juliedelacruz3133 7 күн бұрын
@wasp795 OR IS IT?
@NowShin2713
@NowShin2713 6 күн бұрын
I cried it was scary 😭
@Chris-li2ru
@Chris-li2ru 4 жыл бұрын
"Not all holes are equal" No truer words have ever been spoken
@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848
@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 4 жыл бұрын
How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔
@sophia4332
@sophia4332 4 жыл бұрын
@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao
@bariscankaya6754
@bariscankaya6754 4 жыл бұрын
does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.
@Punished_Rustles
@Punished_Rustles 4 жыл бұрын
"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"
@sanderhorvli669
@sanderhorvli669 4 жыл бұрын
@Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time
@willconcannon4396
@willconcannon4396 4 жыл бұрын
me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes? Michael: holes do not exist me: ohhhhh
@tomaspietravallo3832
@tomaspietravallo3832 4 жыл бұрын
Queue vsauce music
@semnet3217
@semnet3217 4 жыл бұрын
OR DO THEY? * vsauce music starts playing
@hnt.3r
@hnt.3r 4 жыл бұрын
i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂
@sophiarose03
@sophiarose03 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kingokolo
@kingokolo 4 жыл бұрын
Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this
@bilhelm000
@bilhelm000 5 ай бұрын
This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement
@_Umbrael_
@_Umbrael_ 8 ай бұрын
You telling me I can kill a vampire by rubbing garlic on its foot?
@No_idea_editz
@No_idea_editz 8 ай бұрын
💀
@wasp795
@wasp795 Ай бұрын
well anywhere really
@GXShattering
@GXShattering 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”
@raz0rcarich99
@raz0rcarich99 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.
@wasifzakwan8722
@wasifzakwan8722 3 жыл бұрын
idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢
@MegaMementoMori
@MegaMementoMori 3 жыл бұрын
@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.
@sabrefoxx8115
@sabrefoxx8115 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@pacman10182
@pacman10182 3 жыл бұрын
@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro
@caryd67
@caryd67 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut
@Merlincat007
@Merlincat007 4 жыл бұрын
The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha
@failsaferecords
@failsaferecords 4 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary
@jayah6227
@jayah6227 4 жыл бұрын
@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water. Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?
@Preepster
@Preepster 4 жыл бұрын
C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.
@Revenant-oq9ts
@Revenant-oq9ts 4 жыл бұрын
I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!
@Gogi1.
@Gogi1. 8 ай бұрын
This guy makes science and biology so fun 😮❤
@thedream6203
@thedream6203 8 ай бұрын
biology is also science
@A_Steam_User
@A_Steam_User 7 ай бұрын
@@thedream6203
@ichosolemanuel6048
@ichosolemanuel6048 7 ай бұрын
@@thedream6203 🤓
@Doofersmirt
@Doofersmirt 7 ай бұрын
@@thedream6203 Theres different things in science like physics, chemistry, and biology. it's not just science as a whole
@ink535
@ink535 7 ай бұрын
They were both fun in the first place.
@geert-jangrootenboer4957
@geert-jangrootenboer4957 8 ай бұрын
I have never thought about holes, and holes in the human body this much before, I also didn’t know that a human body had different kinds of holes. I have also learned what topology is. At the beginning of the video, I was asking myself how he was going to fill 21 minutes and 26 seconds with talking about how many holes a human body has. It's an educational video with a touch of humor.
@adly__
@adly__ 7 ай бұрын
Virgin
@cheyenneshoemaker6627
@cheyenneshoemaker6627 4 жыл бұрын
"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider." *And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*
@ziril3972
@ziril3972 4 жыл бұрын
The context makes him sound even more insane
@Arvak777
@Arvak777 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe we all are spider man!
@Carbon_Crow
@Carbon_Crow 4 жыл бұрын
ten HOLE years ;D
@JS-uh3ms
@JS-uh3ms 4 жыл бұрын
Eat your cereal
@mono.isgtds
@mono.isgtds 4 жыл бұрын
Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.
@DolanDarker
@DolanDarker 4 жыл бұрын
That intro is everything I didn't know I needed
@thedude8231
@thedude8231 4 жыл бұрын
such an annoying kissass
@Rishkar-Peema-Pants
@Rishkar-Peema-Pants 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedude8231 ikr
@Andy-lp8kl
@Andy-lp8kl 4 жыл бұрын
Dolan Darker are you god?
@DolanDarker
@DolanDarker 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedude8231 oh yes apologies for being a Vsauce fan
@JackAttack65
@JackAttack65 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedude8231 ...
@Kaithetransb0i
@Kaithetransb0i 5 ай бұрын
What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression
@bot-qn5yg
@bot-qn5yg 6 ай бұрын
The intro nobody asked for but they still got it 😂
@cailleach8416
@cailleach8416 4 жыл бұрын
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.
@pandinus1377
@pandinus1377 4 жыл бұрын
Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't
@siverthekkelstrand7685
@siverthekkelstrand7685 4 жыл бұрын
And 10:00
@bogdan-cristiantimofte5625
@bogdan-cristiantimofte5625 4 жыл бұрын
9:55 too
@christophpoll784
@christophpoll784 4 жыл бұрын
@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!
@cailleach8416
@cailleach8416 4 жыл бұрын
@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points
@jombieslayer918
@jombieslayer918 4 жыл бұрын
He got his password back, but not his sanity.
@A._is_for
@A._is_for 4 жыл бұрын
Did he ever?
@avikdas4055
@avikdas4055 4 жыл бұрын
And we are fine with it, aren't we?
@chancedanforth7496
@chancedanforth7496 4 жыл бұрын
Who needs sanity when you have answers
@ukaszP
@ukaszP 4 жыл бұрын
@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?
@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp
@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp 4 жыл бұрын
@᪶ ᪶ Or did it?
@lenswtter
@lenswtter 6 ай бұрын
No doubt. Best channel and the only one who will make me watch a 21 minutes video about holes.
@TheFech80
@TheFech80 5 ай бұрын
This video has now made me imagine a non digestible string you could eat and have it pass through you entire digestive track and come out the other end completly intact only Michael could spark my imagination in such a way
@credimus6176
@credimus6176 4 жыл бұрын
Psychiatrist: tell me more about you. Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut
@davidozzo7244
@davidozzo7244 4 жыл бұрын
A bodysuit for a spider*
@42starshine
@42starshine 4 жыл бұрын
Davide Rignani Lolli Hell yeah
@thommy_0075
@thommy_0075 4 жыл бұрын
Here you go 667 likes
@daniellin1726
@daniellin1726 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I hear Rick’s voice?
@toastedchair8823
@toastedchair8823 4 жыл бұрын
Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg
@arewealone6376
@arewealone6376 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Why is VSauce not posting? Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we
@gmanpboy
@gmanpboy 4 жыл бұрын
Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”
@ahmadsulaiman3886
@ahmadsulaiman3886 4 жыл бұрын
Michael: what is posting? is there posting?
@shamgodrice8945
@shamgodrice8945 4 жыл бұрын
hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.
@shamgodrice8945
@shamgodrice8945 4 жыл бұрын
he posts on d!ng
@cornelioussandersapickleho8312
@cornelioussandersapickleho8312 4 жыл бұрын
CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao
@mikeinjapan2004
@mikeinjapan2004 6 ай бұрын
What an epic way to explain topology! A hole round of applause 👏
@yxx_chris_xxy
@yxx_chris_xxy 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the holesome comment!
@germyz
@germyz 8 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="602">10:02</a> no one: that one couple in the bathroom at 10 am
@darthbane5357
@darthbane5357 Ай бұрын
No one:
@Paul_IsHere3524
@Paul_IsHere3524 17 күн бұрын
That eyebrow raise while saying "Or are they? 🤨" 😭😭😭😭
@mickeypham
@mickeypham 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut Michael: nom nom nom
@Stray0
@Stray0 4 жыл бұрын
really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet
@SkKedDy
@SkKedDy 4 жыл бұрын
BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout
@lEGOBOT2565
@lEGOBOT2565 4 жыл бұрын
@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us
@marmac83
@marmac83 4 жыл бұрын
Yuuuuck
@brotherbisquick
@brotherbisquick 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water. That's only because I respect donuts too much.
@v.mathisiii5999
@v.mathisiii5999 4 жыл бұрын
Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe Micheal in 2020: You are a hole
@Joyful_Jo_
@Joyful_Jo_ 4 жыл бұрын
Woah
@CGoody564
@CGoody564 4 жыл бұрын
At least 7 holes, actually
@michaelcousins6091
@michaelcousins6091 4 жыл бұрын
you spelled his name wrong :(
@svenjansen2134
@svenjansen2134 4 жыл бұрын
ffs get his name right
@v.mathisiii5999
@v.mathisiii5999 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”. Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬
@joel_ant8651
@joel_ant8651 7 ай бұрын
bro’s teaching me more than 6th grade science
@SeaHarrier102
@SeaHarrier102 2 ай бұрын
the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century: “Or are they?” *followed by keyboard*
@diangelic1
@diangelic1 3 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you go play with the neighbor's kid?" The neighbor's kid: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="601">10:01</a>
@AquaBlaze1
@AquaBlaze1 3 жыл бұрын
oh god
@LTK-182
@LTK-182 3 жыл бұрын
Tru
@nintvolet6405
@nintvolet6405 3 жыл бұрын
He's a weeb?
@diangelic1
@diangelic1 3 жыл бұрын
@@nintvolet6405 ...no
@nintvolet6405
@nintvolet6405 3 жыл бұрын
@@diangelic1 is he an anime girl?
@sameggenton1077
@sameggenton1077 4 жыл бұрын
The longer his beard gets, the less sane he is
@LegendYT1
@LegendYT1 4 жыл бұрын
long beard = smol brain, big pp. baby face = big brain, smol pp. which do you choose.
@danlewicki9708
@danlewicki9708 4 жыл бұрын
Legend Slayer y
@theastrollama777
@theastrollama777 4 жыл бұрын
Is that a dont starve reference
@raindrop5082
@raindrop5082 4 жыл бұрын
Legend Slayer brain over any thing.
@justjolkie
@justjolkie 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@user-xq7sz5gn3m
@user-xq7sz5gn3m 24 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="780">13:00</a> I was going to fold it perpendicular to the way you did, forming a more complicated hole of holes.
@elizabeth4420
@elizabeth4420 6 ай бұрын
POV you searched this 💀
@mrkitloin
@mrkitloin 3 жыл бұрын
I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend
@PhoenixAce
@PhoenixAce 3 жыл бұрын
You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?
@frogz
@frogz 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)
@frogz
@frogz 3 жыл бұрын
hypersane infact, not hyposane
@yestermorrow3223
@yestermorrow3223 3 жыл бұрын
He bounced back
@jeremiahnoar7504
@jeremiahnoar7504 3 жыл бұрын
that is the price of god like knowledge.
@cluelessdragoon7052
@cluelessdragoon7052 3 жыл бұрын
“How many holes does a human have?” Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_
@slipknot8605
@slipknot8605 3 жыл бұрын
W
@andrewdude1614
@andrewdude1614 3 жыл бұрын
ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost
@TyroFog
@TyroFog 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@hitsanctuaryepok9960
@hitsanctuaryepok9960 3 жыл бұрын
poopookaakaa donut
@Thundermoney
@Thundermoney 3 жыл бұрын
Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅
@LucasOliveira-dj6gg
@LucasOliveira-dj6gg 8 ай бұрын
Very holesome video, thanks for sharing!
@Kierantoilet
@Kierantoilet 6 ай бұрын
Toilet water doughnut
@PantsuMann
@PantsuMann 4 жыл бұрын
Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.
@user-mz7cn9hq8v
@user-mz7cn9hq8v 4 жыл бұрын
Nice reference
@ethanbaker9118
@ethanbaker9118 4 жыл бұрын
He's getting more insane by each new video.
@DAWGclips.
@DAWGclips. 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oNOFaJCL37SxfIU.html
@user-mz7cn9hq8v
@user-mz7cn9hq8v 4 жыл бұрын
@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce
@tp1835
@tp1835 4 жыл бұрын
genuinely
@jackbrand4507
@jackbrand4507 4 жыл бұрын
“Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.” - Micheal Stevens
@Tib-yu8hi
@Tib-yu8hi 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Brand kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jsx1m7Jyqs-rXWw.html
@shaxriyorxolmamatov9704
@shaxriyorxolmamatov9704 4 жыл бұрын
Вогарон
@BeansproutPost
@BeansproutPost 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!
@jackbrand4507
@jackbrand4507 4 жыл бұрын
Beans its a lost art
@AntKeeperJasper
@AntKeeperJasper Күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="540">9:00</a> Michael for real went from happy to sad to happy in 5 seconds. I believe he was actually crying.
@freedombaby64
@freedombaby64 5 ай бұрын
still watching this 3 years ago right before new years Vsuace never changes.
@sunsetsonmars
@sunsetsonmars 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone gansta,till Michael says "Or is it"
@trxgedy7090
@trxgedy7090 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated asf😂😂
@davel1722
@davel1722 4 жыл бұрын
@@trxgedy7090 bruh, you right
@Were_the_tops
@Were_the_tops 4 жыл бұрын
Straight facts or is it?
@sunsetsonmars
@sunsetsonmars 4 жыл бұрын
@@trxgedy7090 or is it?
@kaasbaaskoning
@kaasbaaskoning 4 жыл бұрын
Or are they?
@Ragnarons
@Ragnarons 4 жыл бұрын
“Your body is a bodysuit for a spider” I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael
@faethon6990
@faethon6990 4 жыл бұрын
It looked like a Menorah to me xD
@haimizoid8400
@haimizoid8400 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!
@achia8844
@achia8844 4 жыл бұрын
thank you, stranger.
@SamFriedman
@SamFriedman 4 жыл бұрын
10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@MabZy
@MabZy 4 жыл бұрын
Well, thanks for the nightmares
@hollyuva6233
@hollyuva6233 Ай бұрын
I don’t know why or how I’ve been on KZfaq this long and not seen this channel. Oh this is such a fun channel for students.
@johnmeow2919
@johnmeow2919 6 ай бұрын
I've been inside Vsauce, and it felt like I was curious for more.
@ShirderDA
@ShirderDA 4 жыл бұрын
Me: "Oh man, I wish there was new Vsauce content." Michael: *eats toilet donut*
@thesquarezminecraft
@thesquarezminecraft 4 жыл бұрын
i was eating my food when watched that part
@Dekarowski25
@Dekarowski25 4 жыл бұрын
Or does he?
@zongetsuma7444
@zongetsuma7444 4 жыл бұрын
Be careful what wish for you might get toilet donuts
@Snarethedrummer
@Snarethedrummer 4 жыл бұрын
D':
@OrlyVlogt
@OrlyVlogt 4 жыл бұрын
unnecessary toilet donut eating :'(
@letwen
@letwen 4 жыл бұрын
Title: How many holes does a human have? Vsauce: The holes might not even exist Me: ok
@Atli-gm1gc
@Atli-gm1gc 4 жыл бұрын
what?
@stabgan
@stabgan 4 жыл бұрын
@kptins underrated reply
@abirneji
@abirneji 4 жыл бұрын
@kptins wait this isn't porn?
@lucielsloml
@lucielsloml 4 жыл бұрын
like number 700 *BOI*
@schaunichtaufmeinprofilbil568
@schaunichtaufmeinprofilbil568 4 жыл бұрын
Its exist kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gZaEoaqr26yoh3k.html
@Aidon.Knowles
@Aidon.Knowles 8 ай бұрын
It started buffering after, "...you will eventually emerge out my..."
@TacComControl
@TacComControl 7 ай бұрын
In this video, Michael discusses in full whether or not a hole is still a hole after you stretch it out.
@anfrew2511
@anfrew2511 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist
@Thallod
@Thallod 4 жыл бұрын
The universe re-imagines itself according to this guy's non-sequiturs. He is: The Mandela Effect.
@GDNachoo
@GDNachoo 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thallod but is it really? Is the mandela effect even real?
@GyprockGypsy
@GyprockGypsy 4 жыл бұрын
The entire universe is just a hole with bits of galaxy floating around in it.
@jerri1918
@jerri1918 4 жыл бұрын
Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist." me: "he has truly returned"
@putinsthirdtoe8800
@putinsthirdtoe8800 4 жыл бұрын
Ahole
@-TK-
@-TK- 4 жыл бұрын
I really missed this vsauce
@theonebman7581
@theonebman7581 4 жыл бұрын
We truly live in the best timeline
@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132
@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132 4 жыл бұрын
Or has he?
@er.you2594
@er.you2594 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@lazarpeuraca9618
@lazarpeuraca9618 3 ай бұрын
*shows a menorah* "Okay, now we got something that looks pretty dang human"
@hipsterhunter4eva901
@hipsterhunter4eva901 8 ай бұрын
Language in Thought and Action is an incredible read when it comes to words and their “meanings”
@TheScyphozoa
@TheScyphozoa 4 жыл бұрын
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on KZfaq.
@EddieBurke
@EddieBurke 4 жыл бұрын
cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.
@goundz
@goundz 4 жыл бұрын
Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that
@DracoDrakie
@DracoDrakie 4 жыл бұрын
Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.
@shirtsarfati297
@shirtsarfati297 4 жыл бұрын
the jeans image was terrifying.
@Umirua
@Umirua 4 жыл бұрын
Vsauce 2012: Explaining intruiging science concepts Vsauce 2020: Almost the same except Michael does some questionably insane shit during the video
@Lardianyt
@Lardianyt 4 жыл бұрын
And I love it.
@erent1476
@erent1476 4 жыл бұрын
Hjakakkal . kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n71dlLKn3rWdYYGS.html
@OwenPrescott
@OwenPrescott 4 жыл бұрын
It's not questionable
@Bigseimen
@Bigseimen 4 жыл бұрын
Well that's not new for 2020, he always did in dong and even in the old vsaucr videos
@monsieurdevan1227
@monsieurdevan1227 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he does it, it gets more people interested in his videos, and more importantly, science
@mantasquid
@mantasquid 2 ай бұрын
i literally just saw a short today captioned “vsauces weirdest intro” and now 5 hours later i just barely chose to start watching this and its this intro. i love it
@bhattaraishiva46
@bhattaraishiva46 Ай бұрын
I was definitely expecting that intro.☺
@arez8790
@arez8790 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a stranger asked him how many holes a human body has and he starts explaining this
@keiwa11
@keiwa11 3 жыл бұрын
I hope that happens
@yenikeenom5077
@yenikeenom5077 3 жыл бұрын
"You got 22 mins?".
@moniljainshah3508
@moniljainshah3508 3 жыл бұрын
*Hi vsauce , michael here!""
@gabrielpraslin9576
@gabrielpraslin9576 3 жыл бұрын
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
@Blernster
@Blernster 2 жыл бұрын
Omg just imagine! Imagine. Imagine......
@Morzhow
@Morzhow Ай бұрын
“He just has a separate water bowl” “he just has a separate water bowl” “Aaaaah he just ate a toilet donut”
@ARTVGAMING
@ARTVGAMING 5 ай бұрын
This is so creative... massive respect!
@wasgachaaddict68
@wasgachaaddict68 4 жыл бұрын
*Michael Eats The Donut* Me: That’s Disgusting. Michael: But What Is Disgusting?
@dedge511
@dedge511 4 жыл бұрын
The next VSauce video! 🤗
@nepnep5367
@nepnep5367 4 жыл бұрын
lexie. gxcha why did I hear the music
@jitulkeot7053
@jitulkeot7053 4 жыл бұрын
Michael- Or is it?
@viestursgribulis1303
@viestursgribulis1303 4 жыл бұрын
Why is disgusting?
@glordicus723
@glordicus723 4 жыл бұрын
the whole intro I was on edge like "is he going to fucking eat that thing"
@metashrew
@metashrew 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.
@ACogloc
@ACogloc 4 жыл бұрын
If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.
@lye1559
@lye1559 4 жыл бұрын
Hes back tho
@bittersweet9059
@bittersweet9059 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kangaroogaming7008
@kangaroogaming7008 4 жыл бұрын
Lol yes
@onashenwings3850
@onashenwings3850 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue
@reubendemmler5511
@reubendemmler5511 3 ай бұрын
This is one of the most unhinged yet fascinating videos I think I’ve ever watched
@shyshyloveslayla
@shyshyloveslayla Ай бұрын
Vsause:could i eat a donut without eating its whole? Donut: 😮
@nialmontana
@nialmontana 2 жыл бұрын
"Holes might not even exist" MOM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
@RoosterIllusion75
@RoosterIllusion75 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Kai-yaam
@Kai-yaam 2 жыл бұрын
I’m the 70th like
@jatinvashisht4293
@jatinvashisht4293 2 жыл бұрын
Haha 😄
@saurabhjadhav7656
@saurabhjadhav7656 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kai-yaam and somehow I'm the 700th like
@Kai-yaam
@Kai-yaam 2 жыл бұрын
@@saurabhjadhav7656 well isn’t that cool?
@markuswithak6715
@markuswithak6715 4 жыл бұрын
vsauce: how many holes do people have? vsauce: well to explain this, lets eat a doughnut out of a toilet
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 жыл бұрын
Homer Simpson: *_"This guy gets it!"_*
@RainbowBodyWisdom
@RainbowBodyWisdom 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@NajwaLaylah
@NajwaLaylah 4 жыл бұрын
"Shock value" isn't.
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 жыл бұрын
@@NajwaLaylah, *_"Or is it?"_*
@drawbacktrane
@drawbacktrane 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just a bucket that from inside looks like a toilet, OR IS IT?
@kingdomofhagerville
@kingdomofhagerville 3 ай бұрын
This video will turn 4 years old tomorrow.
@jochemplus3757
@jochemplus3757 6 ай бұрын
Maybe the real holes are the friends we made along the way
@theholygrass19
@theholygrass19 4 жыл бұрын
"All holes are not equal" There it is boys, he said it
@sethvalentine2873
@sethvalentine2873 4 жыл бұрын
True
@KartondonCoder
@KartondonCoder 4 жыл бұрын
But all hoses are still goals
@firstnamelastname1969
@firstnamelastname1969 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@fa2lemuelm2
@fa2lemuelm2 4 жыл бұрын
#EQUALHOLERIGHTS
@plokijum
@plokijum 4 жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@dire_cat
@dire_cat 4 жыл бұрын
Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have? 4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST
@harivyas9550
@harivyas9550 4 жыл бұрын
Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya
@Sohamsta
@Sohamsta 4 жыл бұрын
I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything
@humanbean9370
@humanbean9370 4 жыл бұрын
I mean holes don’t exist That’s why they exist
@shannette22
@shannette22 3 ай бұрын
Right as you hear his music, you know something is gonna happen
@Ecylixity
@Ecylixity 7 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="229">3:49</a> he is making me question my hole existence.
@ITHrealXD
@ITHrealXD Ай бұрын
*cough cough*
@albierto00
@albierto00 4 жыл бұрын
"Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's exactly the type of thing I want to hear when I open a Vsauce video
@thulyblu5486
@thulyblu5486 4 жыл бұрын
But it only has 8 holes, so there is no opening for the head :( Let's use it as a bodysuit for an ant, so theres 6 legs, 1 head and I'll throw in a hole for bodily waste purposes.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 4 жыл бұрын
More like a Jellyfish Piloting a MeatSuit Gundam.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 4 жыл бұрын
Which is in the Shape of a Menorah. @18:15
@horizon3064
@horizon3064 4 жыл бұрын
Our body is a seven-holed-doughnut
@frocco7125
@frocco7125 4 жыл бұрын
@@thulyblu5486 Exactly. This was triggering me big time.
@Liz-lq8hw
@Liz-lq8hw 3 жыл бұрын
Don't eat the toilet donut, DON'T EAT THE TOILET DONUT- he ate the toilet donut
@botatothedev12
@botatothedev12 3 жыл бұрын
vsauce: They call me a mad man
@atanki5682
@atanki5682 3 жыл бұрын
@Shawn 824 or did he...
@alexblackburn8200
@alexblackburn8200 3 жыл бұрын
I hated how he ate it I’m unaubing
@Statability
@Statability 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think the water was actually glaze and he just ate a normal donut
@kaibowerman8574
@kaibowerman8574 3 жыл бұрын
probably just a bucket he put the camera in
@jaidybugl9647
@jaidybugl9647 3 ай бұрын
This man has unlocked 210% of his brain.... He knows to much.
@HiImKendall
@HiImKendall 5 ай бұрын
Alot of holes close together makes my skin crawl like crazy
@brownie8655
@brownie8655 4 жыл бұрын
The 5 second rule doesn't work in the toilet Michael: or does it *Cue vsauce music*
@theletter_a3450
@theletter_a3450 4 жыл бұрын
He did do a video on the 5 second rule
@Black-Sun_Kaiser
@Black-Sun_Kaiser 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@vendormc9901
@vendormc9901 4 жыл бұрын
The longer his beard grows, the crazier he gets
@liarsmice
@liarsmice 4 жыл бұрын
stronger* like an anime character but facial hair
@brown-eyedcheese5440
@brown-eyedcheese5440 4 жыл бұрын
VendorMC Reminds me of many other great scientists
@jimmym3352
@jimmym3352 4 жыл бұрын
I find this true of most men.
@rorcon
@rorcon 4 жыл бұрын
he's going back to his roots. Michael made some strange videos back before vsauce.
@adarshmusa
@adarshmusa 4 жыл бұрын
*Legend has it that people sacrifice the hair on their head to gain powers.*
@doggothedog4
@doggothedog4 Ай бұрын
wow! thank you for this glorious information v sauce !!!
@nicatqurbanov2207
@nicatqurbanov2207 Ай бұрын
It depends on how much you are stabbed before counting.
@abhinavprajapati5962
@abhinavprajapati5962 4 жыл бұрын
Michael: remembers Vsauce password Michael 10 seconds later: holes.
@abhinavprajapati5962
@abhinavprajapati5962 4 жыл бұрын
@a regular guy who is a gamer dont worry im currently refreshing it and boii its gettin 5-10 like per second...😂
@Skumpatron
@Skumpatron 4 жыл бұрын
that’s genius
@kevinambler4931
@kevinambler4931 4 жыл бұрын
Michael, pulling out a knife: How Many Holes Can a Human Have?
@specticulrtainment1809
@specticulrtainment1809 4 жыл бұрын
new joker?
@waterbottle5367
@waterbottle5367 4 жыл бұрын
Probably 28
@catherine2514
@catherine2514 4 жыл бұрын
uhhh
@mistadip42
@mistadip42 4 жыл бұрын
420
@MystikZ
@MystikZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@waterbottle5367 28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH
@krwnlfro
@krwnlfro 7 ай бұрын
i was eating while the intro was playing. Thanks micheal.
@grilledgetus6565
@grilledgetus6565 2 күн бұрын
I knew the donut bite was coming and it still freaked me out
@swordchucks777
@swordchucks777 4 жыл бұрын
Cashier: "That'll be one dollar please." Michael: "Here's four quarters. That makes a dollar.." Cashier: "Okay." Michael: "....OR DOES IT?" Cashier: "Please, God no....."
@tophiphi
@tophiphi 4 жыл бұрын
Not again this is the 10th time this day
@afrini
@afrini 4 жыл бұрын
@@tophiphi So underrated comment
@mazzyjazzy5593
@mazzyjazzy5593 4 жыл бұрын
Oml I am done xD
@patrickjosebuchner7677
@patrickjosebuchner7677 4 жыл бұрын
​@@Bran_Flakesx7 *spitting* some facts for money
@ShadowCooper77
@ShadowCooper77 4 жыл бұрын
@@tophiphi So he spent 10 dollars... OR DID HE??
@CaptainMangles
@CaptainMangles 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Michael says "or is it?" he adds another 10 minutes to the video.
@theflash6728
@theflash6728 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao its gets u hooked though
@user-iy3el6gb8y
@user-iy3el6gb8y 3 жыл бұрын
Or does he?
@Ex_Nihilo777
@Ex_Nihilo777 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@kylegoodsir3470
@kylegoodsir3470 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the raised eyebrow `,: |
@something1135
@something1135 3 жыл бұрын
18:50 he doesnt
@ArbriCeka
@ArbriCeka 7 ай бұрын
that donut bitting at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="45">0:45</a> was personal 💀💀💀
@FoxKitty3D
@FoxKitty3D 5 ай бұрын
I am scared and I'm only 50 seconds in, I don't think I can go any further after that
@10MrColdFire01
@10MrColdFire01 4 жыл бұрын
“Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a bodysuit for a spider.”
@theboi9588
@theboi9588 4 жыл бұрын
r/CursedComments
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 жыл бұрын
*(Insert U.T. Muffet theme.)*
@neonkatze
@neonkatze 4 жыл бұрын
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 heh
@Kragatar
@Kragatar 4 жыл бұрын
I cringed because it's a body suit for a 6-legged creature and a spider has 8.
@orangesky925
@orangesky925 4 жыл бұрын
Normalcity of Vsauce videos
@GingyPreston
@GingyPreston Ай бұрын
Y’all remember when v sauce always had those interesting intros on all of his old videos?!
@THE-RASHY-OF-THE-TRASHY
@THE-RASHY-OF-THE-TRASHY 4 ай бұрын
He can make ANYTHING a full on movie
@JCW7100
@JCW7100 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here." Ahh to hear those words again!
@Spike_
@Spike_ 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pnutdraws
@pnutdraws 4 жыл бұрын
its so good to hear it again
@muneebelahi7580
@muneebelahi7580 4 жыл бұрын
Ah hell yea
@muneebelahi7580
@muneebelahi7580 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody's a gansta until vsauce music starts playing in 2020
@futuremapper_
@futuremapper_ 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@andrewyttra
@andrewyttra 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.” *Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.*
@mollysimpson2335
@mollysimpson2335 4 жыл бұрын
Except in your nightmares...
@zera-zero
@zera-zero 4 жыл бұрын
".ereh leahciM ,ecuasV !yeH"
@EasilyExplainedE
@EasilyExplainedE 8 ай бұрын
It really made me laugh (the transformation of the idea of hole from the jar to the bowl)😂😂😂😅😅😅
@pigpig9201
@pigpig9201 8 ай бұрын
All holes are equal, but some holes are more equal than others
@user-op5wx9rb1v
@user-op5wx9rb1v 4 жыл бұрын
"How many holes doas a human have?" "Holes might not even exist"
@filipkrsteski
@filipkrsteski 4 жыл бұрын
or DO THEY!?
@deliajimnez8701
@deliajimnez8701 4 жыл бұрын
Well I dont know how about draw 2 cards then find out hey that's banned
@twandepan
@twandepan 4 жыл бұрын
lol read it right as he said it
@coke8077
@coke8077 4 жыл бұрын
I count 4 for male 5 for waman
@coke8077
@coke8077 4 жыл бұрын
Actually no its way more
@mustooch
@mustooch 4 жыл бұрын
*takes donut from the toilet *gets it near his head "oh no you won't..." *starts talking "phew, he didn't" *takes a bite "AAAAAAAAAAA"
@xXMaDGaMeR
@xXMaDGaMeR 4 жыл бұрын
Then i though top end would bbe dry, Then it driipa toilet water !!
@zionnemakoma1398
@zionnemakoma1398 4 жыл бұрын
I think he edited the video, and bit a donut he just soaked in tap water
@pirateskull1819
@pirateskull1819 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact toilet water is the same water that comes out your tap! So it is in fact just as safe (given your toilet is sufficiently clean)
@khoavo5758
@khoavo5758 4 жыл бұрын
@@pirateskull1819 Yeah no $hit dude the problem is clearly with the toilet isn't it :p
@bachlamtung5131
@bachlamtung5131 4 жыл бұрын
Pirateskull unless you havent... flushed yet
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