no seriously i know you just glanced at the description. im not joking. i made this video to be extremely boring. this video exists purely to spite the egg cult and to finish up a promise. If I come back a few days from now and see a Viewer Retention Rate of above 4 minutes im going to lose it. *ACTUAL* content coming soon, so you can leave now. I still love u tho

Trib: "Seriously, this video is just 2 hours of me talking..." Me: Sold.

Dude will do anything to avoid the S T U G

guys, if we all watch this, he'll finish the stug run

"Do not expect quality content" You are talking to Warframe players here, Trib. Quality is out of the question from the start =w=

Trib: “Don’t watch this” Me:*listens to most vids like podcasts anyway* “Kay”

trib: "I hope you have a bad rest of your day" me, about to play league of legends: your wish is my command

"I want people to get bored and click off" I'm sorry trib, listening to you rambling about anything is always fun

Next up, on Life of Trib: Local Loki main covers the entirety of his ship in eggs and fucking dies

"Idealy there should be no one hearing this right now." Me: Are you sure about that?

"This is not good content" Dude you upload so little, any content is a godsend

2 hours of Tribs godly ASMR voice? We’ve been blessed today lads

You underestimate just how bored I am. You have given me a quality shitpost, and I will watch the whole thing. Whether you (or my sleep schedule) like it or not.

"I'm wondering if I can somehow stretch out 20 minutes doing nothing but talking about this fucking egg sculpture" *5 minutes later "nice weather we're having"

Do this more. Label this the TribCast and make it a full podcast series. People will listen to/watch it.

You see where it says [F] Placement: Surface Snapping? I'm like 99% sure that's the option you're looking for.

As I was going to bed.......and this shenanagabull appears.........gotta love those purple eggs, lol

>Skips towards the end cause needs to sleep. >Jumps perfectly to Trib ranting about looking at the metrics to see how many people skip through the video. While I did skip, you weren't talking to the ether.

Imagine if the arg- EGGS followed the resource mechanic of vanishing after 24h

Finally breaking into the casual ASMR scene, good to expand your audience! Honestly though, Imma be using this to help fall asleep for the next week or so not gonna lie.

"I don't want to see people making it 10 minutes into this shitfest." me : *looks away*

What this comment section tells me is that an astonishing number of people, myself included, will listen to someone's descent into insanity for two hours.

With the “turning off collision to place the eggs freely” thing, you need to press F and change it from surface snapping to free placement. That’s all you needed to do to make this video far shorter.

So 13 minutes in and him and I are basically looking forward to the same games, cool.

Trib: "Do not expect quality content" Me: So just like every other video? Just kidding, your stuff is great!

I'm going to watch the entire 1 hour 46 minutes 26 seconds of this because I literally have nothing else to do in my life rn, so I might as well.

8 minutes and he's already crumbling.

trib: I am recording this in my closet everyone else: we know

*Sniff* *Sniff* I SMELL CONTENT!!! Thank you trib I needed something to distract me from my soul crushing farm.

There's an button when you have a room under construction. It's called Contribute All. It allows you to contribute to everything at once. Not sure if that's what you meant but that's what I think you meant.

ah yes, stacking eggs. finally, a channel that gets me

Trib: You're not supposed to enjoy this shitshow of a video Me: haha trib voice is nice I'm serious, I will watch a 10 hour video of trib talking and still enjoy it

19 minutes in and this is just a podcast at this point listening while playing for honor is pretty fun

Timestamps 00:00 Good Intro 02:50 Bad Intro 08:10 Tentacle strike 10:00 E3 expectations 12:15 Space games 16:35 Monster Hunter World 19:30 Stug Run 22:25 Blender 26:30 Final Fantasy XIV, battle passes, and time sinks 26:55 Wii live in a society 30:50 DPSs you're not important 33:00 New veideo: Sephagoth 34:20 Videos for the future: New Player Experience 40:50 Videos for the future: Reworking the tier list 43:20 Cut to open the door instead of just music for "way longer than I was expecting" and matching the video and audio timing 44:40 Trib might buy a PS5 (Assuming you find one lol) 46:30 E3 rambling? 47:05 Plains of Duviri & Adult operators 51:00 Trib wants to buy a GTX 30 Series card 56:15 Trib checks why the phone is ringing 57:20 Omori 1:02:40 Satisfactory and AFK Gameplay 1:14:55 Resident Evil 1:22:50 The Eggloo 1:29:20 The weather 1:31:00 bAD VIDEOS and rant about watching this one 1:40:35 Recap

This video is boring? no This is you putting off the Stug-run with something Less Painful. This video is alright for my Adhd brain to have on as bg noise while people laugh at my unranked Gary Prime before promptly leaving me to level it alone.

WHO LIVES IN AN EGGLOO UNDER CERES?! TRIB-UR-OS THE SUFFERING!!! Good to see your back Trib, I would give you some pain meds for the stug run but I don't have any

You should have built a shrine dedicated to the MIGHTY SEER

I mean, just listening to this while grinding in monster hunter and warframe. So im enjoying the video

6:40 It... trib, headass It's on the screen. It's on the control panel. It's called Surface Snapping, press F while doing it and you should get halo forge Phased physics on the items you place.

I’m gonna listen to all of this like it’s a goddamn podcast, and you *cannot stop me*.

You weren't just talking to the Aether, you glorious Floridian chad

Tiburos suffering to relax and study to.

to be totally honest i had this playing in the background and its actually kinda nice to listen to

Trib you forgot about people like me, someone who likes putting videos/podcasts in the background when working on stuff / playing games, I don't need to *watch* the video, I can just listen to it :)

I honestly just treated this video as a one man podcast and just listened while playing, huge fan of your content no matter the way you go about it haha

This might be the best content you have put out yet. I can really tell how much effort you put into these videos and I really appreciate it

“Good I needed to sleep anyway.” (Watches the whole damn video instead of sleeping)

Yo! Its really sick to hear that you're into fighting games too. Really enjoying this just talking style video and hearing you talk about the stuff your into and working on.

Oooo god trib is everything in home alright??? Man two videos in a month, is this a miracle???

Trib: If u watched through all of this I hope u have a bad rest of your day Me at 2am finishing the whole vid: :'(

I love watching and hearing his opinions on things as well as his crazy personality. So I ENJOYED watching this lmao. Edit: 23:40 I’d buy whatever you’re making lmao 😜

I listened to all 6 hours of everywhere at the end of time, your challenge, has been accepted

The eggloo may be complete, but we are not appeased

Now the real question is, what we gona force him to do next to get a podcast.

I’m literally using this as a podcast type deal, playing Minecraft, I’m actually enjoying it. I usually do not like to hear just talking but somehow I’m hooked. Not sure if I should say thank you or **** thank you. Take your time trib. Don’t burn yourself out.

Great podcast! Definitely going to re-listen to this in the future

Trib, you just had to send this gift to me when I am literally unable to watch more than 10 minutes of videos per day, didn't you? Once I am back, I will be watching this video twice over just to spite your belief I would not watch the full video

"i should be talking to the fucking either" he said "nobody should be listening and watching this he said" Dedicated chad watchers:let us introduce ourselves

as a dojo decorator, the surface snapping being on made me extremely angry, especially on such a project, this could have taken like half or less the time if it was off

It's 2 year later, I discovered your channel last night while drunk, and proceeded to sit through this entire video today. I do not regret it.

Well, we're in for the long haul.

im 57 minutes in and I'm realizing how easily i could fill 2 hours of dead air its actually crazy

This was a good video choice to watch FULLY during new years, what a good way to start 2022.

You are saying "it's boring, click off" This is the closest thing we're gonna get to a Triburos podcast and I'm living for it

Yooo. Hearing that you wanna try ff14 makes me happy. fingers crossed you'll be at least on my datacenter. would love to help you with it! Hope to see your adventurers though it!

I was told not to expect good content and i found orokin diamonds What you said about choosing a path for new players kind of exists just with gara and the plains of edilon stuff

Bro I just found your channel recently and this ..... Is the kind of content that I was looking for

Because of how rare your content is any content is good content and a 2 hour video is just a blessing lmao

not Trib saying “this is 2 hours of me just talking” as if this isn’t exactly the way I watch him also, Trib, are you excited for Yareli?! I’m already in love, like, her design is perfect ;-;

"the most boring video to watch" oh boii a Trib Podcast :D

this is the best video yet! thank you trib! keep up the work!

Just finished watching glass-eyed like a fish to spite you, your analytic gods, and my own existence. 10/10 would egg again

Haha, jokes on you, Trib! I'm watching it all! ALL! Also, I have no standards, obviously.

Pain

Nice video watched the whole thing and you never cease to be entertaining god damn i may have subscribed just a couple of weeks ago but i can say you are very funny keep it up!

Loved this ,you panicking on what to talk about is great

You gonna make a Sephiroth joke with Sevagoth?

Well well well, let’s see how painful this video is

This is oddly satisfying, thank you for making this!

Not gonna lie, started watching you yesterday and this isn't even too bad of a video, I put it on in the background while doing quests then cam back to finish the last hour. Solid vids by the way

Trib is complaining about having a 2070 and I'm out here running a 1050 Mobile.

I almost wish you just streamed the recording of the build lmfao

The egg cult does not forget

Honestly a great video to put on in the background while doing some farming

Actually love to hear you talk about random shit also you'd think a guy who hates heat would move out of florida given the chance.

god you're so cute

I'm getting pretty tired and I see this video in my reccomended? I found what I'm listening to as I drift into an endless slumber

Only podcast I've listened to in years, now addicted to podcasts.

When trib said that this isn't going to be quality content I laughed my ass off because tribs content is never quality

*sees video length* sweet, another podcast-esque video to half-listen to for a while *adds to pile*

i like videos like this cause you learn something of the creator like i play this like this etc. and is chill to hear its a podcast for me ^^

Every now and then, I put this on whilst cooking, and it's amazingly good

Finally! I've been waiting for this

Ah yes, this is the content I literally subscribed for Finally, Uncle Trib delivers on the quality content inventory been asking for

i just fell asleep to this and napped for an hour i have never slept better in my life

Started the video on my phone you told us the Conditions i Paused got up started my pc and went back to the Start and hit play you had my intrest now you have my attention thank you for the Video

I listened to this video to the end, because I enjoy hearing your voice. This was like a solo podcast, I just played Warframe, while this was running in the background.

after 2 months of this not showing up it finaly did..... i shall watch your building with great interest

I did not only watched all the video I also activated the bell for notifications, 'cause I can and I want that reflected on your analytics : ^)

the fact that I stumbled across this vid at 4 am while grinding random shit and actually enjoyed it makes me guestion my existance