I still consider captain Titus being actually Angrymarine the whole time. Angry Christmas, everyone

What a great game. It gets ALL the aggression out. How there haven't been more of this type of game in the 40k setting is dumbfounding.

Lol the game I recommended starts with a Z I wonder if he'll get to it before global warming decimates the earth. Happy holidays!

@@SimonSzxcv I recommended Omikron: The Nomad Soul years ago. He'll get to them eventually.....?🥺

@@100Servings Its all good, at then end of the day we could all make a review ourselves so we can't really demand anything.

You forgot the part where they're drenched in nun blood.

Collar of Khorne. Khornate influences are also expressed in berserker furies in which the corrupted one becomes all but invincible in melee.

@@dashiellgillingham4579 or the whole having a full book about a GK becoming a khornate champion...

The Grey knights are secret to most even space marines get mind cleaned of any memory containing the Grey knights involvement. So they really dont know better.

*those weird omega pariahs that work for adeptus assasinorum*

Leandros reeks of the big traitor marine

Watch out ladies, mega-nerd is here

@@lockofthelan3820 if you know about 40k, it’s already too late, might as well take the plunge down the iceberg.

I'm troubled that I understand most of this sentence. Mostly because I think I know Warhammer politics/history better than IRL... still not as detailed as my abhorrent knowledge of TES.

What would be his punishment then for that?

To be fair, this video was posted 1 year ago...and when the video was posted no ACTUAL plans or trailer existed to even suggest a second game would ever release. Sure, fans have waited a long time for this new game...but before the trailer released, everyones hope for a new game was as dead as Nemeroth.

@@theimperialnord38 Hence the, spoken too soon. Of course Mandalore couldn't know, but none of us did. Then again we now have a sequel after a decade.

@@ordice6317 True

We just have to pray that it doens't go like everything else 40k related lately and it's actually good. The trailer seems good but it lacks some weight in my opinion compared to how the first game was presented. Although, it's interesting how Titus had a inquisitorial roseta now, so he didn't just proved Leandros wrong but he got the inquisition seal of approval. Also, the red helmet marine at his side in the trailer, since red helmets are a sign of repreention on the ultrasmurfs it made think it could be Leandros. As i said, i hope it's good and there's potential for it but God how the opposite is also true.

@@theimperialnord38 but much like nemeroth, it was not really dead, just banished to the warp/production hell

The proper answer would be: MY FACE IS MY SHIELD

Cringe

Cover! That sounds like traitor tactics!

You're a Space Marine, you are wearing your cover.

The cold hard ground is the only cover needed for the Tempestor Scions!

"Oi, boss! Dem Eldar telly-portas is right dodgy! How we gonna kill em if dey keep movin where we ain't got any dakka?" "Where's yer Mork-given kunning, squig-fer-brains? If dey's dodgin yer dakka, den use more dakka!" "Alright, boss, but wot if-" "An if dey get close an you can't kill em wiv yer choppas, use yer _bigger_ choppas." "Thanks, boss! WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHH!"

The good ole Space Marine strategy: "Shoot in their general direction until only chunks of meat remain"

"Can they dodge my chainsword?"

What a twist. That sentence started off so anime and ended up so 40k. "They can dodge my ammunition! ... But ... Can they dodge all my ammunition?"

I am yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.

I'll just drop the 666th like here.

That caught me off guard

I had to pause the video to get the laughter out of my system.

Yeah, same! The freaking dude beside him too!

_oh my god thats a mod im kinda disappointed_

Bruh I heard that and was like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BOI DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS

Turns out SM2 has jungles as well!

Yeah the sequel being made this year

He was completely right, the new SM2 gameplay has jungle sections in it.

@@hendersonvirtual the excitement builds

What i came here for

TODEH TEH ENEMY IS AT AOH DOH

riding their MEHTALL BAWKSSESSS

WE KNO OAR DUTEH AND WE WILL DEW IT!

WE FITE FOR OUR HONOR AS BLOOD RAVENS, AS SPEHHS MAHREHNS, AND WE FITE IN TEH NAME OF TEH EMPRAH!

WELL I CAN’T READ

FUCK YOU LEANDROS! FOR THE EMPEROR

*SHUT THE FUCK UP LEANDROS*

FUCK OFF LEANDROS IM VIBIN

Shut up Leandros.

They would certainly be terrifying to go against, but they are arguably the happiest faction of Warhammer 40K.

@@EMan-1920 and their politics are so simple: DA BIGGIST IZ BOSS Also, add more dakka

@@oz_jones There R&D team is great too. RED IZ FASTAH, ELLO IZ MOR SPLODEY AN GREEN IZ DA BESTEST.

@@TheAngelOfBalls AN BLU IZ DA LUCKEEST CULLA! DEM PURPL GITZ AR DA SNEAKYEST. OI, WHER'D EE GO?!

i must be an ork then

Ah yes, DOOM, the iconic christmas game.

Have a game with Salamanders or Dark Angels and Blood Angels and release it around Christmas, you have a hit game right there

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ?

"I hear holy music but I'm cutting a man in half with a chainsword"

@@iamcuthulu316 I think it is more "I'm hearing holy music BECAUSE I'm cutting someone in half with a chainsaw."

@@gworfish, amen brother

I can only picture a bunch of tyranids absolutely mauling apart Imperial guardsmen to fly to the Valkyries

Yes, thank you for explaining the joke

I love fire warrrior minus level 18

+

That's GW for Ya

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA -every Ork ever

The Emperor protects. Having a loaded bolter never hurt either. -TechMarine

Every Imperial Guard Player in every situtation; "Ah, I see you have succeeded you invul 5+ save, now do it again... and again... and again... and again......."

Also the Ork philosophy on aim, you can't dodge a bullet if the bullets the size of a moon (This was a thing the Orks did, the War of The Beast was wack)

@@squishy1706 If Ghazghkull gets his metal claws on a couple of attack moons, the Imperium will have a PTSD flashback to the War of the Beast.

Someone finally gives some recognition to Imperial Forces and not using them just for boost the coming of the Space Marine 😭👌

@@Skydive20991 Imperial Guard don't get enough credit. Space Marines are badass, but there's only around 1000 chapters with around 1000 marines each under the best of circumstances. The Astra Militarum and it's trillions of modestly equipped soldiers are the backbone of the Imperium's war machine, and they're always the ones who have to bleed the most to keep Mankind going.

@@will4127 Yes, with how much we get Space Marines shoved in our face, its easy to forget just how fucking elite they are. A Guardsman seeing Space Marines dropping from low orbit would not think "Finally! Special forces!" He would just start praying to the Emperor for sending his angels. The Tempestus Scions are the special forces. Space Marines are a "U win" Button for most conflicts.

@@dilophosaurussk4333 I went to look it up and what is trully a tempestus SCions? I still have no idea where to begin I went to two years ago in summer to Nottingham and I was able to vist for my first time a Gamesworkshop the people were nice there and it did smell like paint it recomended me a book to start it was nice but its leaving me more answers could there be some ways I could read if possible more stories and characters to read? I just want like a booklet of perhaps a backstory to some of the main chapters and stuff like that and maybe a true beginning to it all sort of thing if possible sorry for this odd question

And who other than Ultramarine should say that.

How do you know what the chaos symbol looks like you heretic

@@nedimic5271 Oh shi- *Death By Commissar*

Ware do ne- oh I guess I’m late

right Space marines only cover when the fight against there equals there were none found.

I'm so glad there were no cover system, it's clunky and artificial, and sticking to cover interrupts your battle flow. Space Marine is just an honest third-person action game. You need cover? Find a big object and stand behind it, simple.

@@vsm1456 Cover is neat for more tactical shooters but i agree it can feel very annoying and clunky

Spice Marines. The spice must flow. Like blood on the battlefield. Idk where I'm going with this.

Just cave their skulls in that'll shut them up

@@adamofblastworks1517 You're gonng to Arrakis, apparently.

@@SapunMan Apparently indeed.

Wait a minute... Archphoenix... are you in the Synthetik discord? Otherwise it's just someone with the same pfp and a similar name. Edit: it's one of the first Google images results for "Phoenix" so it's probably a pretty common pfp for people using Phoenix in their alias.

I don't know about you but I don't see "hive world" and think "jungle planet".

Other than the Jungle part, but it is 'nids.

Was just going to write the same.

No there's a user who did the moment Anniversary edition came out. Thinking about he did predict it would release at the end of the year when they first showed that awful mobile game 🤔

wanted to write something similar, about mandalore predicting the nids. And then thought "I should take a look if someone else thought the same"

Our boi is back! And on a green planet now!

It's quiet... Too quiet...

@@vaniellys IT'S QUIET On scale 1 to 10, it's 2 quiet.

Be on your guard.

No Activity!

*gaurdsman has a snack*

Inquisitor: "Get me the Inquisition" Space Marine: "You *are* the Inquisition" Inquisitor: "Good, then I already know about this heresy. Let's go to lunch."

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qaeeasWSt8jMqGg.html

Also; "...(A) big jungle planet of Tyranids" Welp. Half right.

@@danghostman2814 Fully right, cuz SM2 has jungles

Magic Medic that one caught me off guard!

or maybe he is a fa/tg/uy ?

@@anrikn Nah. Mandalore certainly is an elegan/tg/entleman.

@@anrikn /v/ has somewhat regular 40k threads too, given the topic of his channel it wouldn't surprise me if he lurked there

Lmao my sides 😂

I'm pretty sure an Ultrasmurf would shoot *himself* in the head if he questioned the Codex Astartes.

@@ieuanhunt552 that's why Titus is cool. He's a loose canon who doesnt play by the - Oh my god that IS how lame the Ultramarines are... The bar is set so low that a trope popularised in the 90s is good enough to make one of them interesting.

I laughed for 5 MINUTES!

Rebellions now I understand reborn Guilliman’s pain

That sounds like uncompromised use of more dakka.

In that case you'd be a Salamander or Lamenter, or even a Black Dragon (depending on your interpretation of them) rather than an Ultramarine.

Guardsmen: but sir, we’re guardsmen, we’re meant to be expendable. Astra militarum Lord general militant: not to me.

Moris Kurth that’s way the omnissiah blesses us with mods

@@moriskurth628 captain Titus was not a normal Ultramarine but one if a great deal of flexibility and humanity. The ideal space marine which is a protector of humanity and not one of feel superior to it.

@@moriskurth628 Ultramarines aren't averse to protecting humans either.

xxxDD

That idea might just be crazy enough... to get us all killed! -Warmaster Squidward Lupercal

you know... that doesnt even sound that silly for warcraft

@@Sassy_Witch you mean warhammer?

@@Sassy_Witch you mean minecraft?

A somber sanguinala to all.

HAPPY GREAT HORNED RAT DAY!

Papa nurgles blistering suprise day

And a merry Slaaneshmas to everyone. and I mean everyone, willing or not.

The time of reckoning is now, that wretched blood angel cryfest is BANNED!!

It came and went so fast.

Such a simple and effective joke.

It was such a good edit for a short joke that just left me reeling

I couldn't find that mod. You guys got a link?

its crazy how good that joke was I just cant stop laughing and giggling about it

Is this a skin for Titus you can equip and is present in cutscenes? Or was it a cut from another point in a game?

@@TheCole360 it’s a mod

I think there's and audio log that states that they all got killed right at the start. This was before the Adeptus Mechanicus got its own codex and models, so I guess they thought people wouldn't really care about them.

Budget concerns and lack of talent. Game barely manages to simulate guardsmen fighting orks which is a joke in itself in this game. Relic did not had resources to expand on anything else and game feels kinda hollow. It has great fundamentals, but everything around it is meh. Even environments which he praised in this video are largely highlights and it is little deceiving review. If you play this game, it has SOME nice areas while you slog through generic brown/grey mass of this game in narrow corridors.

@@REgamesplayer I played the game and I found the environments good, also he said there's a lot of drab and brown so that's not really a valid critique.

@@emperorgameling5064 You mean, good brown trenches or huge empty brown corridors?

@@REgamesplayer Well I mean... This IS a factory/warzone. Of course its mostly gonna be brown, even if they spice it up there's so much you can do with the concept of an industrial wartorn area.

12-foot tall kleptomaniacs in massive, gleaming red armour that somehow never get caught. Only in WH40K, folks.

Even the Inquisition got nothing on them because they manage to steal all the evidence.

@@AAhmou they got a "relic" plasma or bolt pistol from an inquisitor, they found it on his "dead" body and just use it to "honour him" so yeah even inquisitors can have "accidents"

They're the Santas of the setting, and that's where they get the presents.

what's that other 40k game you showed?

I think everyone hoped Eternal Crusade to be 40K PlanetSide and it just ended up being...what it was. Even Dark Millenium might've been better.

@@MandaloreGaming At least it was ahead of its time, right? The journey from roadmap to release was ludicrous back then, but these days, it's par for the course for any AAA game! Yeah that's not the sort of ground you want to break...

@@MandaloreGaming 40k Planetside.. it still hurts when i realized how EC crashed harder than the Blackstone Fortress into Cadia...

I like eternal crusade gotta get any 40k fix I can

This relic was from the Age of the grate crusade and was blessed by the emperor himself Prase the omnisia...

T o o l a t e

L O C K T H E R E L I Q U A R Y

*AdMech Magos gets back to his lab: where'd all my prototypes go?

This is a Forge World with TITANS in it. I’m surprised the whole place isn’t stripped to the bedrock within 5 minutes because GOODIES!

CalzerDan I’m sorry thare gone

Basically the Alpha Legion

Dude's wearing giant, spiky pauldrons with glowing red eyes. Really not a lot of room for ambiguity there. I get the feeling that the devs weren't exactly well-versed in subtlety and smart thinkies.

@@BigPuddin It's modded that way, the devs got it right. You need some smart thinkies yourself.

@@proximacentauri3627 I was unaware it was a mod. This is now funny to me.

@@BigPuddin couldn't help but read this in TTS' rogal dorn voice

I felt more like someone who could be doing the washing up or the hoovering when playing this game.

It really makes you feel like batman.

It really makes you feel like Gordon Freeman

Right? The sense of weight and momentum given to the movement really are fantastic 👍

And GW is so shit there has been no new version or anything like it.

Nuclear toaster you say

I CAST FIST!

@@HappyBeezerStudios u landed on 6 and got a crit do u cast second fist

@@HappyBeezerStudios I Cato Sicarius cannot feel my teeth~ wuwuwuwuwu

@@HappyBeezerStudios now back to my green trim.

LOSE THE JUNGLE

@@TitaniumRobotSeacow "Planets" plural, is what was written in the FAQ, so it's still not impossible.

He said, with a giant chaos symbol at his chest XD

@@leleiz Don't forget the red eyes!

Y O U L I E

I literally died of laughter during that scene

While chilling with the forces of Chaos. Lol I was hoping someone else noticed how hilarious that was.

My wife and I used to shout this line at each other all the time when we were in college. Orkvoice is still a delightful running gag all these years later.

@@PumkRock this is awesome :D

Ork is da best

She could of walked in on you doing worse 😂

Richard Returns wait I could meet someone who’d become my wife who _also_ likes 40k? THAT’S ALLOWED?!?

10/10

Was that actually in the game? I don't remember it at all.

Literally the best cut. God tier

@@eagleftball07 Probably a mod :)

@@Aurilion44 Oh that makes sense. Didn't realize people had modded this game.

You have to buy it as a DLC and it's only available in the multiplayer!

Lol

*inquision would like to know your location*

Hello there, would you like to come aboard this compelety harmless and unsuspisious black spaceship?

Yes, commissar, this bolt magnet here.

I grabbed the game less than a week ago, and then this happens. I swear, humanity is prone to some weird hivemind bullshit sometimes.

The League of Blackships would like to know your segmentum.

Oh, also, I really love Lt. Mira and her guardsmen and how, despite the situation they're in, they still kick huge amounts of ass.

Captain Titus is also voiced by Mark Strong which makes him all the more badass.

His best quality is his adaptability and understanding. He knows when to follow Codex, and when to take a lateral on the Codex. He also knows both the battlefield and his OPFOR, and can utilize their behaviors and tendencies against them.

@@stormtempterf8058 My favorite little line in the game is where a guardsman is like, "You saved us" and TItus says, "No. You saved yourselves." And I was like, "HE'S A NICE GUY IN BIG ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!"

It shows his respect for the role of the IG. They are territory occupiers and line holders. They aren't expected to conquer, or go on massive offensives, but to fortify and buy as much time as their lives and materials can give until reinforcements arrive. The fact that they withstood such a huge ork incursion, held the factory and did their duty impressed the captain, and he gives respect where respect is due.

Puts a new spin to their new motto, "None shall find us wanting."

Merely Gifts you didn't know you were giving. For the glory of the Kender Kommandos, the Bloody Magpies!

)

One mans treasure is another blood ravens property.

@@doodguytheblank2403 amen.

Your orc speak is so good, I could read it all day lol.

@@charlesmcdowell9436 Same. I was laughing out loud. I still am

As a guardsman, you now shit is knee-deep if you hear "Fasten Bayonets!" Which usually happens after trying to answer that question. Ahhh....the guard. It'll be fun, they said. See interesting places, they said....

no, quoting His Most Loyal Imperial Guard would be more in the lines of : "They can't kill us ALL... Right ?"

T H E. W A L L. O F. G U N S

Ah yes one of favorites thay can’t

Id check your office the blood Angels we’re here but yes I’d agree

@@steveisthecommissar4013 I wonder how many toasters were missing after the Blood Angels left.

John5HUN many

*Ravens

When you got the crew onto the Titan Invictus you can even hear them talk about how it's a holy work.

Understanding 40k is a gradient circle with "this is the deepest lore" on one end and "this is stupid" on the other, and fans of the franchise are eternally moving along it with the inevitable march of time.

orkzorkzorkzorkzorkzorkzorkzorkzorkzORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZ *ORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZ*

@@MandaloreGaming Unless it's about Orks. For Orks, the sillier, the better.

@@moriskurth628 WAAAAGH!

@@moriskurth628 This is why I consider the orks and the eldar the true bearers of the 40k spirit. The orks are forever goofballs, and the eldar are forever cunts. If they were to change, 40k would not be 40k.

Y E S

Loved that reference!!

It's quiet

But this quiet offends Slaanesh! Things shall get loud now!

It's quiet

Yes, yes we are.

Yep

In memory of John "Total Biscuit" Bain, he would have loved to see this.

I agree brother

Yes yes follow that book of yours imperial! Yes just as planned!

Shut the fuck up Leandros. Jump down with the jump pack or go down without one.

space book says this bad

Yup, love the graphics, perfectly suited for the game 👍

At a certain point games are fine and anything past that is beautiful, even desirable, but not essential.

Exactly how I feel. _Halo 3_ will never age, not to me.

I ran this on a computer with a twin-core CPU and questionable graphics card. I am amazed by the fact that this game managed to run smooth on that computer.

Yeah, honestly I'm constantly exasperated by the way people harp on about graphics. The upcoming next generation means absolutely nothing to me, while I'm constantly facepalming about people gushing about "OMG it looks SO REALISTIC!" I'm 36. When I first started gaming, the cutting-edge was the Atari 2600 and the NES. I saw the transition from 8-bit to 16-bit, with the massively increased range of colours and detail and the first primitive 3D. I saw the transition from 16-bit to 32-bit and 64-bit, when 3D took over in all its low-poly, blurry-textured glory. I saw the jump to 128- and 256-bit in the 6th generation, the last one where we used bit ratings to measure power, where the polygon counts spiked drastically and the lighting effects began to get really impressive. And after that, everything has just been incremental polish. If you ask me, graphics peaked in 2004 with the likes of Doom 3 and Half-Life 2, when they reached the point that you didn't have to use your imagination to fill in the blanks. Everything that has followed in the subsequent 16 years has just been "looking nicer", mere window dressing. So people complaining that games from a mere 5 or 10 years ago "look old" just makes me roll my eyes and feel like going back to finish some of those PS2 games I haven't beaten yet.

This kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l-CAesRmnuC1Yqs.html

So anyway I started blasting

Purging orks makes everyone happy: humans are happy there are less orks, orks are happy because the shootas are shooting. It's the perfect gift for everyone!

Super topical RN

Our Manly Manperor

@@MrFlashpoint1978 Hi Horny Police here. I would like to issue you a warning

@@theftparrot5750 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME OR MY HOMOEROTIC FANTASIES, COPPER!!! - Adeptus Custodes

Sigh...R.I.P

TotalBitch

Such a great video from him, he was clearly enjoying it way too much. Watching this video just makes me kinda sad :(

Sylas Grayson You must be fun at funerals

He turned up to be a bitch in the end