He was a variant in the universe where he was supposed to be born a red racecar

JetSki is just short for John krasinSki!

He is a Coulson variant and the jetski is a combination of Coulson's love for cars and beaches.

Yes he was a jetski

He's already been a car and a motorcycle

I always wonder if his brother watches any of these videos.

Do you mean ...Grames? I'm pretty sure the ellipses is part of his name.

the only reason her plan didn’t go as planned is because of Loki

I thought she was going to be sitting in her time lair, and being like welcome loki now I will explain my timecrimeschemery. And no she's just flying by the seat of her pants the episode still resulted in an exposition dump but definitely situated to shed alot of the mystery around Enchantress, and she's on a revenge kick too all Loki's are teenagers. It really gelled for me when Loki said "You're So Weird" It's like a meta comment on the strong female character archetype thats big right now where she's strong and motivated but has no idea what she's actually all about why she's doing any of it really, looks like they may play around with it.

Her plan? Judo throw all the Mall Cops.

The years in the making, was she getting all the reset charges.

Which Loki? Him Loki or her Loki?

I’ve been calling the female one Cloaki because of her cape

'E's a feckin' legen' mate!

And female Loki should be Woki, am I bloody right?

Great joke Dad

He tried to make Internship 2 and the TVA would not have it.

An army of Owen Wilson’s from the all the timelines

Mobius is Loki.

And Lightning McQueen is another one

@@HelloWorld-yn6fx cachow

Maybe this is an enchantception. Sylvie enchants Loki at the trailer, then Loki enchants Sylvie on the train.

I think that is to show that like Loki, she’s still very much a bullshiiter, she’s very secretive already, so how much of the little info we have is actually true?

@@elderrusty541 We're talking about Loki, God of mischief, Burdened with glorious Charisma. I wouldn't be surprised if he already knew how to do enchantments and this is all an act to get information out of Sylvie. Who are you? Where did you learn magic? What's your endgame? What are my potential escape routes? ect

@@piffling2238 Nah in the last episode he made it pretty clear that it was a unique ability that he didn't have when he first met her when she was controlling the people in the Roxxon store or whatever.

@@robertfrost8264 but then she teaches him how to do it. It seems like magic is taught in the MCU and not a unique trait.

Maybe Loki is enchanting Sylvie?

She could’ve been lying, you know like Loki would….

She says that AFTER the Enchanting is supposed to have already worked…. I think her napping makes it less likely though. The trick I’m thinking is the Time Pad being destroyed at all. It wasn’t in his pockets…

And he can do firework hands

Puppet?

Yeah the puppet

Very good

Very very good

you mean the one sitting next to James?

Or maybe its a double illusion? Sylvie put loki in an illusion when she touched his head at the start and went into the illusion with him to find the tempad. But on the train loki put sylie into an illusion also, which has caused sylvie to forget she was casting an illusion

@@grandmoffjake6871 illusionception

@@grandmoffjake6871 or maybe the entire MCU is an illusion and it was created by this corporation called Disney to further their capital gain and agendas

@@grandmoffjake6871 that will be very unsatisfying.

@@bern9642 why?

Fantastic 4 confirmed!!!

FUN FACT: Dr Who was originally meant to be played by Michael Joseph Jackson

@@Mayydayy86 Correction: before the Dr. Who movie came out in the 80's Paramount pitched an idea of the doctor being played by several famous people at the time, Michael Jackson is one and Bill Cosby another. Although they settled for the wonderful Paul McGann

He'd need a scarf in my eyes, baker style Get this man a scarf

@@dobson. the movie came out in the 90s, and the Michael Jackson thing was pitched in the 80s. They were both pitched to Paramount but as seperate ideas.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👍

I kind of assumed he was like Quill where he'd bang just about anything.

@@lordhughmungus so pansexual?

@@teddy-fl6hm yall keep throwing that out in the wrong way, dude wants to fuck dogs, dont lump the pan community in with that (loki i mean, loki fucks dogs)

@@connorbovingdon8563 Calm down mate and separate the myth from the Marvel. We all love our horse-mom Loki jokes, but I'm fairly certain this version of Loki doesn't do doggos. Dog-esque aliens that might appeal to furries? Who's to say? But no canon bestiality here.

Woh a fellow Irish fan

Poser

@@Gnarlypapa wait are you Irish as well, cause if so 2 Irish berserk fans let's goo!!!

Yup dublin here

@@evanrooney5903 I'm from cork

but what if because of their relationship he invented jet skis TOO SOON and thats why he variated?

@@WildFungus Would be cool.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who cultivated the "Postman Mobius" theory after this episode.

@@emilyclaire28 he's been off camera long enough at this point he could just be Moon Girl by the time he shows back up.

@@emilyclaire28 in the words of General Zod, "you are not alone".

I genuinely wonder if it's him and the hex is an "apocalypse" event

@Stegerj Stickela xie xie

Lol. I was going to comment something similar to this. " More Grames or we riot!" Your's is better.

That could explain the science behind their time travel powers and understanding through pre established lore for the mcu

Naw

Gtfo they are wasting Kang on antman???

@@Montross If you think that will be the last time we see Kang you're very wrong, they're only introducing him in AntMan so more people will see it since AM&TW failed

@@Montross I doubt they're wasting him... I guarantee he'll be back in other films. I'm hoping they're setting him as the next big threat. Early theory, they're using him to set up a secret wars arc at the end of this new saga... I mean they're really working hard on this whole Multiverse thing, and since this last saga was all about the infinity stones, with Thanos being the end goal for that set up. It would make total sense for this whole 2nd saga to be all about the Multiverse so we can lead up to a Secret Wars movie. With Kang being the puppet master behind it.

Wrong.

Nope we do all of marvels creative development for them in head canon

Will it be purple? Blue? Green? Mauve? Start your speculation now!

Ohhhh, I get what you are saying. Loki is Mephisto confirmed.

the only time a big swing with a lightsaber is necessary is when fighting someone else with a lightsaber lmao

I have an issue that punching someone in a helmet knocks them out and hurts them

So it should be more like the og trilogy fencing style?

nah man, a lightsaber's entire blade is deadly, definitely makes it primarily a slashing weapon, not a stabbing one

@@PseudoFiction Slashing itself isn't a bad idea. Doing really big exaggerated slashes is. The blade is mostly light* so it doesn't really weigh much so they should by all means do incredibly quick and simple slashes since they don't need any force behind their strikes to actually be effective. Fencing still isn't a bad idea though, with a proper stance you'd remove yourself as for as possible from the enemy lightsaber whilst still being able to strike.

Maybe both 👀

No, from the latest Marvel featurette it looks like Sylvie was kidnapped from Asgard as a little girl by the TVA (probably arrested for being a Variant). So she never got to grow up on Asgard or participate in Ragnarok.

@@proximashining776 spoilers dude

Her style is actually a lot like the God of Stories Loki in the recent comics, with the small crown with one horn broken off.

I wasn't with you until the last sentence but now I'm fully on board

I could see that... well, all of it except him leaving her there. I dont think he'd do that. If anything he'd try to keep her alive and convince her to help him overthrow the "time keepers"

@@samwisefieri6696 I agree that's more likely. But Hiddleston did say theirs an episode in the middle of the series where after thinking he knew where the script was going, it went in a completely different direction than he was expecting for the rest of the series. Maybe he was talking about the seemingly unearned arc of Loki turning good at this stage in his life. Maybe it looks like he's slowly realizing his potential as a good guy, and is trying to do the right thing for everyone, but in fact hes still evil and back stabby. Maybe it looks like he wants to team up with this fellow rebel Loki, but In fact he wants to do things all on his own still. Or the twist hes talking about is purely time travel rules related. Who knows.

Shit you’re definitely right

well yeah its clearly in subspace not his 'back pocket'

If she didn't grow up on asgard then the whole "I know I'm adopted" doesn't make any sense.

@@Nnm26 adopted by a Loki

@@heinricheverson and apparently she got the last name laufedottir from him to lol.

@@Nnm26 Laufeydottir is a patronymic, not a surname. It means "daughter of Laufey". If her father was Loki, she would be Lokidottir. Asgardians don't use surnames but patronymics, that's why Thor refers to himself as both Odinson and "son of Odin" interchangeably, and why he calls agent Coulson "son of Coul". Parents and their children don't use the same patronymic, for example Odin is Odin Borson (not Odin Odinson) because his father's name was Bor.

@@proximashining776 I know, it's sarcasm

Where?

@@croebot5446 they used the same instrument as the original Doctor Who intro.

I thought i heard the tardis sound from the ark when it was readying

@@ClayCampbell Tardis sound is a house key being dragged along a piano string

@@Whiteythereaper Nah not the Tardis, like the actual instrument used in the DW intro from 60’s was used in the intro when Loki was looking around the TVA.

I'm gutted

AGREED!

WandaVision and WinterFalcon both turned out to be simpler than a lot of the wacky theorists thought they would be, so you might be right

I do think it’s simpler, but I don’t think Sylvia is as altruistic as that. She has some other motivation. Don’t know what, though.

@@vinoveritas757 I’ve heard a theory that she was raised by the evil King Loki variant (played by Richard E Grant) and that’s why she hates being called Loki.

@@vinoveritas757 well being concerned about her own freedom in her universe doesn’t seem completely selfless

Yeah, that Telekinesis ability sure would've been handy against Thor.... Coulson.... Hawkeye.... Hulk.... Thanos....

He's telekinesised some chairs in the past but yeah chairs vs a building ???

@@adamarycurtis7016 Thank you, you have a brain unlike most on here

because the plot needed him to be weaker then humans, even though hes a god

because comic books.

But she’s wearing such fine Asgardian leather!

however you can't expect anything from AoS to be Canon in the MCU. Especially given how differently they seem to be dealing with time travel and the rules of such.

@@Coldheart322 early AOS is a lot more credible than later AOS though, from what I remember this is season 1 or 2

Yeah as I understand it, AoS is canon up until the time fuckery.

They could just make it a parallel world once the multiverse is open.

You haven't watched it. If you did, you'd know the series' time travel fits with Endgames and Lokis.

SAME😭

Filler is just a buzzword people in fandoms throw around when an episode doesn't go towards what they have decided is the real end point.

I thought it was the weakest actually

@@SaulGMV Filler is much more than that. There are filler episodes in many long series, and filler songs on most albums, but I don't feel many of these short series have filler. In the instance of the these shorter 6-10 episode series, I think you're absolutely right. This episode was fun and probably explains some of the most important parts of the story, and certainly had the most Loki story in a series called Loki.

@@andrewrussell5653 Well actually, so did James & Maso, inspiring my comment in the first place. So... what are you saying here? You're not being contrarian, you're agreeing with what my original comment was surprised at with zero explanation. So you did nothing here. Explain your case, or you've essentially added nothing to this discussion.

It felt like filler to me because at the end of episode 2 they end with everyone at the TVA dropping a duce because "someone bombed the sacred time line". That sounds like a significant development that should have major developments in the next episodes moving forward. Instead the episode has a buddy cop road trip story. The end of the previous episode really is not addressed through the bulk of this episode. Instead of tackling the over arching storyline set up in the previous 2 episodes, this deviates and ATM doesn't feel connected to the established throughline. I personally left episode 2 expecting to see the aftermath of lady loki's actions and it was kind of exciting. Instead it was these two bumbling around for 30 minutes. I'm curious if when we see episode 4 if you'll be able to skip the majority of episode 3 and not be confused or missing anything. If you can skip it, that means it's just filler. I hope that this clears up why they said that it feels like filler. If you liked or loved the episode, great. I'm not trying to take that away from you. But personally it was a disappointment and I felt let down at the end.

Why run when you can pander

@@saintniccage2818 lmao you people. How does being bisexual equal to pandering? It’s literally one line, blink and you miss it.

@@bacon222 twerk, eat hot chip and lie?

@@extremetoast5723 The 'no politics' crowd are obsessed with politics.

@@saintniccage2818 how is it pandering when Loki has literally always been bi, that is who the character is, like how mythological gods usually are

Congrats Susan! 😁😁😁

God damnit. I can totally see that....

Since Sylvie's a fan of hiding in apocalypses, I thought the Postman might be a cheeky reference to the post-apocalyptic Postman books/movie with Kevin Costner.

We'll see them together on a jetski.

Nah, it'll be the dude from the TVA that had the drawer full of stones.

Man. I feel like that's it now

LETS GOOOO

first epi without owen wilson and the epi sucks, coincidence i think not

@@noirknight9770 I enjoyed the episode a lot. We get to see two characters trying to outsmart each other. I think y'all just Owen Wilson fans

@@bern9642 I agree.

How dare a TV show introduce new characters. How dare they I say!

@@bern9642 yeah, also Loki and Sylvie have great chemistry surprisingly, I thought the train scene was going to he awkward but I honestly really enjoyed it

oh wow mate, thank you!

So where was Loki's scarlet witch level telekinesis during every fight he's ever been in?

If he moved a pencil across a desk sure but a whole building.. that's a big ask

It was definitely the selective time reversal from the end of Doctor Strange. TK would have pushed it up or out, but not EXACTLY back in its upright position (moving up exactly on the arc it fell on) with all the debris and chunks from the base of the structure formed back into place, FUSED back into the building, and the building immediately restablalized like it never collapsed.

Or he has another stone :)

Nah he's the original founder of InfoGrames

Probably the one he likes, cause he is so thankful to him for filming.

It does make sense, there are 3 of them

They're 3 Kang variants

Do you think there’s more to the ‘space Lizards’ line?

It had the tesseract in it

@@Generalindifference No, it had the mind stone

couldn't resist < 3

RIDICULOUSLY bad 🤦🏻‍♂️

😂😂 it's pathetic to be honest.

For a time army that are strictly given those disintegrating sticks for close quarters combat, they sure do lose alot of fights in the scenarios you'd think they are the most trained in.😭

Especially considering they have infinite time to train, and potentially, access to the best instructors the multiverse has ever produced.

A bit on the slow side but Hiddlestons charisma carried it throughout. And I liked the sort of delve into Sylvie’s character.

I'd give a C+. It was fine. It was an episode of a thing.

Me too, I really enjoyed it.

I actually really like shows where characters just sit down and talk 😭 It was my favourite part of Defenders too

Cheers for taking time to write this mate. Hope you're doing alright today. Drop by our "Planet Broadcasting Great Mates" facebook group if you ever need a distraction. Or the subreddit even. Or just < 3

Agreed

Any other female actress in England should have been the doctor. Joe Martins Doctor should have been the Doctor.

Still though, the main problem is Chibnall's writing. The main cast isn't horrible but most of them have nothing to do.

@@awesomedavid2012 I agree as well, Chibnall is 80% to blame.

I'm really not enjoying Sylvie's acting in this. Hoping she grows on me but I'm not a huge fan of the casting so far

Her last name was Laufeydattir

I was thinking this the whole episode.

The Lego thing?

@@carterver Yup. I’m not too familiar with Lego. But I do collect Hasbro Marvel legends. And the merchandise always ends up turning out the way it is leaked.

@@Wooshey_Wooj were there any other characters leaked?

@@carterver a crocodile with a Syllvie set lol. For the show “What If…” There’s a set that reveals an episode where instead of Thor going to Sakaar, it’s Tony Stark a.k.a. Iron Man and he makes a Hulk Buster out of the scraps from there.

@@carterver Instead of Hawkeye there’s a “what if Peter Parker becomes Hawkeye” instead of Spiderman episode that’s coming out, there’s a party Thor that I don’t know much about yet. Aside from that, this is public knowledge but instead of Steve Rogers becoming captain America, it’s Peggy Carter who becomes captain Britain. That’s the first episode

I liked when they came back just as our heroes were butting to the front of the line to get on board the Ark.

the meaning that we couldnt handle any more liquor seemed readily obvious for sure. tight writing on this show. I like it.

never know, it Is her power and she couldnt enchant him though or could she? its very quantum in this state.

It was the perfect exposition episode wasn't it! 😍

I loved it as well. Feels like the public consensus on this show is always the opposite of mine. I was indifferent to episode 1, but loved this one

Literally been canon for a thousand years

Yeah Loki has been a woman in the comics too and you’d expect a God that’s loved so long to be like interested in both Sexes

People being so ECSTATIC about him being bi is annoying to me, like, it it's just another neat reveal, calm yourself

@@goopy2585 bro, just sh.

People who weren't alive when the supreme court ruled on gay marriage assume everyone who voted against gay marriage died instantly when that ruling came down.

Doesn't really fit his character imo, he was just murdering people on Earth for fun a week ago. If it was Ragnarok Loki, sure, but not a week post Avengers Loki.

@@majorleaguegains5597 I do somewhat agree that he feels like Ragnarok Loki sometimes even tho this is right after Avengers, but I always thought Ragnarok Loki was basically Loki if he had a bit of an epiphany which kind of happened in the first episode to a slight extent

@@majorleaguegains5597 isn't it implied that Loki was being at least some what influenced by the Staff ?

@@morgansheppard8215 forgot that thanks for reminding

@@morgansheppard8215 could be, can't say for sure. He's always been a little murderous after the first Thor lol