Watch How John Oliver Describes Countries (Compilation)

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@GreaterRepublic
@GreaterRepublic Жыл бұрын
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@apocrypha5363
@apocrypha5363 8 жыл бұрын
America: Canada's Mexico.
@TheBlazersfan22
@TheBlazersfan22 8 жыл бұрын
+Apocryphal Shedinja hahahahahah love that.
@Torontogal1973
@Torontogal1973 8 жыл бұрын
+Apocryphal Shedinja Wish I came up with that one. Encore Encore
@margaritam.9118
@margaritam.9118 8 жыл бұрын
Especially after Drumpf becomes a President and millions of Americans will migrate to Canada xD
@N00RA96
@N00RA96 8 жыл бұрын
That's offensive to Mexico
@Torontogal1973
@Torontogal1973 8 жыл бұрын
Greta M. Come On up, we got poutine for everyone.
@Meme_Lor
@Meme_Lor 2 жыл бұрын
That one about Ukraine aged too well
@Kradmelder_Marc_Sellmann
@Kradmelder_Marc_Sellmann Жыл бұрын
The jokes about Ukraine and Russia has become horribly true....Russia is really "Earths Death Star".
@bridgetbinion8494
@bridgetbinion8494 2 жыл бұрын
3:18-3:21, oh man this aged well.
@heyitssiana6186
@heyitssiana6186 8 жыл бұрын
If you're here just to see if he mentions your country: Canada 0:03 Mexico 0:22 Cuba 0:30 Guatemala 0:37 Venezuela 0:50 Brazil 1:08 Peru 1:12 Norway 1:31 Denmark 1:43 Scotland 1:49 UK 1:57 Ireland 2:16 Germany 2:29 Hungary 2:41 Greece 2:50 Ukraine 2:57 Russia 3:08 Chechnya 3:25 Azerbaijan 3:30 Nigeria 3:41 Turkey 3:46 Syria 3:56 Israel 4:12 Iran 4:16 Yemen 4:24 India 4:31 China 4:39 Japan 4:59 Australia 5:08 New Zealand 5:14 You're welcome.
@sriram9349
@sriram9349 8 жыл бұрын
thanks :)
@cevirmenyazar6641
@cevirmenyazar6641 8 жыл бұрын
Life saver
@Absinthis
@Absinthis 7 жыл бұрын
Not even France :^(
@karankoli047
@karankoli047 7 жыл бұрын
Pakistan, Sri Lanka or Bangladesh
@ZaneyGameslAgarioMC
@ZaneyGameslAgarioMC 7 жыл бұрын
rip sweden
@youtuberer4036
@youtuberer4036 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't see that coming. "Japan: Earth's pervert uncle." ahhahaha
@fa2589
@fa2589 8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Chavezoid
@Chavezoid 8 жыл бұрын
+youtuberer ....Oh, that's just so true. Japan produces the freakiest things I've ever seen.
@agnieszkavanheirreweghe5837
@agnieszkavanheirreweghe5837 8 жыл бұрын
Belgium, germans highway to France
@stg7171
@stg7171 8 жыл бұрын
WW1 joke?
@agnieszkavanheirreweghe5837
@agnieszkavanheirreweghe5837 8 жыл бұрын
+Quizz Gibson wwl and ll
@trinitygod863
@trinitygod863 8 жыл бұрын
+Lieselot Holownia and off to Poland we go!
@alvaroandrespizzavarela878
@alvaroandrespizzavarela878 3 жыл бұрын
@@stg7171 WW2 too
@dipperjc
@dipperjc 8 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I kinda appreciated "North Korea: Earth's Florida." :)
@TheKrislaf
@TheKrislaf 8 жыл бұрын
+jerrycnh oh come on! North Korea can't be THAT bad!
@djgreen88
@djgreen88 8 жыл бұрын
+Squirrel I can't tell who you're insulting more.
@timtimtimmaah
@timtimtimmaah 8 жыл бұрын
North Korea best Florida
@Rainaman-
@Rainaman- 8 жыл бұрын
+djgreen88 Great leader is insulted by this comparison.
@djgreen88
@djgreen88 8 жыл бұрын
+Reinis Miks ... Not sure if you mean Kim Jong-un or that hobo I met while vacationing in florida. They're very much alike in intelligence and sanity.
@FooRise
@FooRise 8 жыл бұрын
New Zealand: Australias Australia. Laughed more than i actually should! Great compilation!
@margaritam.9118
@margaritam.9118 8 жыл бұрын
+FooRise It was meant to make Australians feel a bit better about themselves :D
@conorwade2535
@conorwade2535 8 жыл бұрын
Ireland; Europe's Boston. That is the most hilarious yet accurate description of Ireland ever.
@El_Bartto
@El_Bartto 8 жыл бұрын
Germany : Where the national motto is "let's stick to the present, shall we". Or something like that.
@jaikee9477
@jaikee9477 8 жыл бұрын
or stick to the past ... I mean the past before THAT past!
@dztructive5507
@dztructive5507 8 жыл бұрын
Scheiss Volksverräter
@dztructive5507
@dztructive5507 8 жыл бұрын
Scheiß Volksverräter
@dominickboutilier3336
@dominickboutilier3336 8 жыл бұрын
that is mean saying that about canada
@user-xh1qg1uf3s
@user-xh1qg1uf3s 7 жыл бұрын
I am afraid you have no intimate friends because of your stubborness.
@thegreekrun
@thegreekrun 8 жыл бұрын
Nigeria, the country whose prince is going to be send you some of that money he owes any day now !! This was the best
@2008manchester
@2008manchester 8 жыл бұрын
+Greek Run I believe more than half of the US has received that kind of phishing email!
@RealTalkWithSSG
@RealTalkWithSSG 8 жыл бұрын
+Greek Run Lol the amount of spam mail they send is hilarious. XD
@thegreekrun
@thegreekrun 8 жыл бұрын
+Akmal N Yes thats true and I can surely relate to this, thats why this part was the best for me. Someone had to respond to Nigeria :)
@thegreekrun
@thegreekrun 8 жыл бұрын
+AuroraS 92 The first time I received such kind of email, I truly believed it, until I googled it. It is hilarious. Its probably Nigeria's biggest export. :)
@Solinis
@Solinis 8 жыл бұрын
+Greek Run i died man and i'm Nigerian too
@drraghunath83
@drraghunath83 8 жыл бұрын
Very nice compilation. Also logically sorted from west to east. All high school kids should be shown this in their geography classes
@GreaterRepublic
@GreaterRepublic 8 жыл бұрын
+Raghunath Ramachandra Thanks, I am glad you noticed that :)
@IaCthulhuFthagn
@IaCthulhuFthagn 8 жыл бұрын
+Raghunath Ramachandra That is to say, "logically" sorted going east from a completely arbitrarily selected meridian.
@oOPPHOo
@oOPPHOo 8 жыл бұрын
+I'ä Cthulhu Fthagn The logic comes from gathering the benefits of using something known by more than just you. Is the English language the most logical language in the world? No. It is still logical to use it among English speakers? Yes. No need for quotation marks, especially given that the statement was merely 'it follows a certain system logically' and not that 'the system itself is logical'.
@IaCthulhuFthagn
@IaCthulhuFthagn 8 жыл бұрын
+oO PPH Oo I'm not saying the system is less "logical" than any other arbitrarily selected system, I was just poking fun at the idea of there being places objectively in "the West" or in "the East".
@Melili1996
@Melili1996 8 жыл бұрын
+I'ä Cthulhu Fthagn Kinda true!!!! xD
@bettyspaghetti678
@bettyspaghetti678 7 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, how he describes Canada is 100% accurate.
@lelouche9894
@lelouche9894 7 жыл бұрын
no, canada is shit
@silasolson6642
@silasolson6642 7 жыл бұрын
I like Canada though...
@bettyspaghetti678
@bettyspaghetti678 7 жыл бұрын
+le Louche Canada is amazing.
@lelouche9894
@lelouche9894 7 жыл бұрын
+Ashton Elliott I live in Canada :(
@bettyspaghetti678
@bettyspaghetti678 7 жыл бұрын
+le Louche My apologies. :)
@Em-kg7qn
@Em-kg7qn 8 жыл бұрын
Greece, most recent greek tragedy... I almost choke with my food laughing...Best description ever
@eliwells6110
@eliwells6110 8 жыл бұрын
nr
@mmancini05
@mmancini05 8 жыл бұрын
"Japan - Earth's pervert uncle." Absolutely brilliant lmao
@TheFireHawk7
@TheFireHawk7 8 жыл бұрын
"The UK: the slightly damp corpse of the British Empire." Speaking as a Brit, this is brilliant! :)
@rtmusicvideos431
@rtmusicvideos431 8 жыл бұрын
"Russia: Earth's Death Star" most accurate description ever! xD
@pauliusd6505
@pauliusd6505 8 жыл бұрын
You can tell an American made this because they included Europe in a compilation of countries.
@taureaurouge3315
@taureaurouge3315 8 жыл бұрын
So? It's their choice, not yours.
@taureaurouge3315
@taureaurouge3315 8 жыл бұрын
Look at the other videos, jackass.
@NicolasCab
@NicolasCab 8 жыл бұрын
Damn right.
@peterkiraly1058
@peterkiraly1058 8 жыл бұрын
Except that John Oliver is English.
@pauliusd6505
@pauliusd6505 8 жыл бұрын
Péter Király I'm talking about whoever made this complication video
@bread8609
@bread8609 8 жыл бұрын
Yemen the country where you always fall off the map during search and destroy
@smartperson325
@smartperson325 8 жыл бұрын
bo2?
@bread8609
@bread8609 8 жыл бұрын
+smart person yeeesss lmao
@SlipperyRat
@SlipperyRat 8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha hell yeah
@whit3bait628
@whit3bait628 8 жыл бұрын
+SlipperyRat I'm in Christchurch bro
@SlipperyRat
@SlipperyRat 8 жыл бұрын
Whit3bait same bro. Ilam
@GreaterRepublic
@GreaterRepublic 8 жыл бұрын
Hello, Since some of you mentioned about US not being included in this video, therefore please find the new compilation of HOW JOHN OLIVER DESCRIBES AMERICAN STATES. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y6uViKt4p7GaZac.html I hope you will all enjoy it and let me know if you would want me to do any other compilation related to Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Thanks for Watching.
@SV67943
@SV67943 8 жыл бұрын
+Greater Republic Honestly, I'm more offended that John Oliver might not like Kiwi fruit.
@Superpole11
@Superpole11 8 жыл бұрын
+Greater Republic You have forgotten Luxembourg
@aure9495
@aure9495 8 жыл бұрын
+Greater Republic you've not includ France Oh and +Superpole11, Luxembourg often forgot about Luxembourg xP (with love from your neighboor)
@imkersbud
@imkersbud 8 жыл бұрын
+Superpole11 Luxembourg where the spanish try to hide there balck cash
@lewisconstable4645
@lewisconstable4645 8 жыл бұрын
How can he speak badly about the UK 1. UK isn't even a country England is 2.The English were the people who found the U.S so don't think your better
@confucius_confused
@confucius_confused 7 жыл бұрын
"NEW ZEALAND: AUSTRALIA'S AUSTRALIA" RIP
@javierr8
@javierr8 7 жыл бұрын
That was the best one!
@v2sgo
@v2sgo 7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@AlbionTarkhan
@AlbionTarkhan 7 жыл бұрын
Rigzin Sanga Lhundrup Rip to New Zealand for being anti Israeli. Fucken morons.
@NInjatam
@NInjatam 7 жыл бұрын
Only us Aussies will understand. Its a bit hard for foreigners.
@GALuigi
@GALuigi 8 жыл бұрын
"Russia: Earth's Death Star." Amazing....
@Torontogal1973
@Torontogal1973 8 жыл бұрын
.
@notmyname3487
@notmyname3487 8 жыл бұрын
Ha! I know right?
@NoNameAtAll2
@NoNameAtAll2 8 жыл бұрын
country that is funny until it's SUDDENLY ISN'T
@ToveriJuri
@ToveriJuri 8 жыл бұрын
+NoName When you find out that he wasn't joking about the death star.
@noadhominem1745
@noadhominem1745 8 жыл бұрын
I would probably be offended, if I could stop laughing :D
@genericname34
@genericname34 8 жыл бұрын
"Greece: a country of and in ruins" whelp. He wins the internet today.
@falaicha
@falaicha 8 жыл бұрын
+tropicAces I better like - Greece, a country going in down fall for last 1000 years.
@sparkycakess9999
@sparkycakess9999 8 жыл бұрын
australia's australia really speaks to me
@EndlessSummer888
@EndlessSummer888 Жыл бұрын
Long before I'd even heard of John Oliver, that's how I saw New Zealand.
@tangbein
@tangbein 8 жыл бұрын
Russia - Earth's death star. God yes.
@VenomOnPC
@VenomOnPC 8 жыл бұрын
+Ahmad ahmal It was a joke, fuck me you're blind.
@user-xh1qg1uf3s
@user-xh1qg1uf3s 8 жыл бұрын
Then why don't you attack USA like us?
@user-rf7ci4tw3r
@user-rf7ci4tw3r 8 жыл бұрын
+岡充太郎 but now,Japan is son of the US
@deeper7820
@deeper7820 8 жыл бұрын
Wait do you mean that they stole mexico from Spain?
@dieauferstehung
@dieauferstehung 8 жыл бұрын
gtfo america is evil
@brianlavoie1234
@brianlavoie1234 8 жыл бұрын
North Korea: The Alphabetically First Korea
@2008manchester
@2008manchester 8 жыл бұрын
Russia: Earth's Death Star!
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 8 жыл бұрын
North Korea - Earth's Florida What normal people heard: Haha a funny joke. What we Floridians heard: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!! And thats how Florida got into a war with Thailand, why Thailand? Because we Floridians don't know where North Korea is.
@grimthane
@grimthane 8 жыл бұрын
+The Dynast Queen Leave those Thai boys alone, perv.
@miskajussila5802
@miskajussila5802 8 жыл бұрын
"New Zealand- Australia's Australia" I'M DYING
@luapslev5826
@luapslev5826 8 жыл бұрын
Russia; Earth's Death Star. Love it.
@twtchr44
@twtchr44 8 жыл бұрын
+Google wanted me to change my username so I changed it to a description of why I changed my username Russia: a country that will continue to be funny, until it suddenly isn't
@amonraii7273
@amonraii7273 8 жыл бұрын
You forgot the bit that says "England: America's before picture"
@Luckyyshot
@Luckyyshot 8 жыл бұрын
+chance varner Clearly a lot more do than not. Funny learning new things, isn't it?
@KarstenOkk
@KarstenOkk 8 жыл бұрын
+Amon Ra II Disappointed parent?
@KarstenOkk
@KarstenOkk 8 жыл бұрын
MrSplodgeySplodge k come at me lel
@melodyclark1944
@melodyclark1944 8 жыл бұрын
+MrSplodgeySplodge The United States separated from Great Britain some years before the United Kingdom was established.
@amonraii7273
@amonraii7273 8 жыл бұрын
KarstenOkk No, I'm not British. But UK actually is more like US than Europe. Like father like son, I guess.
@frankaester3594
@frankaester3594 8 жыл бұрын
"Russia a country that will continue to be funny until it suddenly isn't " BEST
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 жыл бұрын
For those curious, the two "not-Venezuelas" labeled were Bolivia and Paraguay. xD
@TheSimplydar
@TheSimplydar 8 жыл бұрын
haha it was obvious lol
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 жыл бұрын
I know, but perhaps not to people who don't know South America. (Ie, 90% of US folk watching this :P )
@TheSimplydar
@TheSimplydar 8 жыл бұрын
+Aidan Auld south america rules, yah geography
@zuser
@zuser 7 жыл бұрын
"Denmark, also known as Diffrent Sweden" *How dare you* ...
@horstvonhinten1805
@horstvonhinten1805 7 жыл бұрын
^^ Are you Swedish or Danish?
@zuser
@zuser 7 жыл бұрын
A bonafide Dane.
@MadBadSniper
@MadBadSniper 7 жыл бұрын
Danska Jävlar
@zuser
@zuser 7 жыл бұрын
MadBadSniper Ja, ja, hop i havet din hund.
@dragondance5717
@dragondance5717 7 жыл бұрын
jag har en fråga varför har alla svenksar så jävla mycket problem med danmark??
@bertmccert
@bertmccert 8 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I laughed hardest at "Mexico, or as you may know it... Spicy Canada" So good.
@derenathor
@derenathor 8 жыл бұрын
+Bert McCert Jon Stewart had a good one on our country as well: "Saying 'I hate Canada' is like saying 'I hate toast'. Nobody HATES toast..."
@Apokalypse456
@Apokalypse456 8 жыл бұрын
+derenathor well i certainly like good gray bread more than lump toast :*
@PerlasNegrasXII
@PerlasNegrasXII 8 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican, I love Canada.
@derenathor
@derenathor 8 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I love Mexico. =)
@jujumitko
@jujumitko 8 жыл бұрын
Stop it get a room canada and mexico
@Edited6
@Edited6 8 жыл бұрын
Heey, I actually appreciate you putting these together! Everyone else just jacks unedited segments from the show.
@biancamarcal9496
@biancamarcal9496 8 жыл бұрын
New Zeland: Australia's Australia's OMFG THIS WAS THE BEST ONE I CANT
@vincentchauvet6654
@vincentchauvet6654 8 жыл бұрын
+Bianca Scribbles i lost my shit ahhaha
@GreaterRepublic
@GreaterRepublic 8 жыл бұрын
PART 2 of JOHN OLIVER DESCRIBING COUNTRIES is already published. Those of you interested in watching more country descriptions compilation can click below to watch the video. Thank you for watching everyone. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i9CmaKWZs8yzYnU.html
@skyskynomnom4674
@skyskynomnom4674 7 жыл бұрын
Greater Republic do a John Oliver "Gwyneth" compilation.
@zachariepejan7906
@zachariepejan7906 7 жыл бұрын
Do you know how its offending for Canadians like me thumbs down.-_-
@geneparmesan8748
@geneparmesan8748 8 жыл бұрын
My favourite: Russia, a country that will continue to be funny until it suddenly isn't.
@EndlessSummer888
@EndlessSummer888 Жыл бұрын
Boy, that one did NOT age well.
@geneparmesan8748
@geneparmesan8748 Жыл бұрын
@@EndlessSummer888 Or aged REALLY well depending on your outlook. The joke only worked because we all knew Russia was a diplomatic time bomb that we were all ignoring.
@ArwenUndomiel406
@ArwenUndomiel406 8 жыл бұрын
basically what he's doing: insulting his way, through the globe.....one Country at a time. nicely done Oliver, really nicely done
@gublinchscrivener7891
@gublinchscrivener7891 8 жыл бұрын
+Tauriel Daughter of Mirkwood And with a bizarre fixation on insulting New Zealand!
@lozman67
@lozman67 8 жыл бұрын
+Tauriel Daughter of Mirkwood He's the Bowerick Wowbagger of American T.V.
@mackmaster100
@mackmaster100 8 жыл бұрын
"The slightly damped corpse of the brittish empire" xD
@vl5996
@vl5996 8 жыл бұрын
United Kingdom - the slightly damp corpse of the British Empire. Spoken by a genius.
@coysgub5599
@coysgub5599 8 жыл бұрын
"the UK or the slightly damp corpse of the British empire" xD that was too good
@best14life2kev9
@best14life2kev9 8 жыл бұрын
hes talking to America at the same time lol
@moviedaydream6778
@moviedaydream6778 8 жыл бұрын
Neo Zealand... Australia's Australia! LOLOLOL
@Ewokewokewokewokewok
@Ewokewokewokewokewok 8 жыл бұрын
+Movie Day Dream I laughed at this (and I am from NZ) but I also laughed at "Neo Zealand" Makes us look like friggen Nazis xD
@moviedaydream6778
@moviedaydream6778 8 жыл бұрын
Trigger Happy Ewok LOLOLOLOL OMG! It was completely unintentional! :D
@possession2
@possession2 8 жыл бұрын
"Uk where I'm fondly known as who" spot on.
@mapearce1
@mapearce1 8 жыл бұрын
Another "by-product" of Jon Stewart...and what a brilliant off-shoot John is! This week Tonight is a NEVER-MISS in this household!However, he was a bit misinformed regarding Canada! We actually have 9 rinks, and along with bears, there are several moose trotting around all jacked up on Tim Hortons coffee!
@nataliemccarthy9140
@nataliemccarthy9140 8 жыл бұрын
You Know I see New Zealand more as Austrailias Canada
@adl1578
@adl1578 8 жыл бұрын
+Natalie McCarthy ahahaha that's clever!
@CanisLupusSteparium
@CanisLupusSteparium 8 жыл бұрын
+Natalie McCarthy And Indonesia as Australia's Mexico.
@AndrejGobec
@AndrejGobec 8 жыл бұрын
+jaggo84 Actually, most other countries on the planet are Australia's Mexico :)
@CanisLupusSteparium
@CanisLupusSteparium 8 жыл бұрын
Andrej Gobec Not really. Only the ones in the neighbourhood with spicy food, cool archaeology sites, amazing beaches, kind people, and *especially* with immigrants that scare the shit out of local conservatives.
@BassDat33
@BassDat33 8 жыл бұрын
australia's australia HAHHAAHAH
@HeapsGoodProductions
@HeapsGoodProductions 8 жыл бұрын
+Bass Dat My favourite one haha!!!
@iLOVEnsnpeace
@iLOVEnsnpeace 8 жыл бұрын
as a yemeni i was disappointed in the yemen one. wanted it to be more offensive
@jonas3770
@jonas3770 8 жыл бұрын
Ive heard some horrible shit about Yemen how is it?
@iLOVEnsnpeace
@iLOVEnsnpeace 8 жыл бұрын
well the government is crap, we got islamic extremists who simply need to stop messing around w people's lives and now we got saudi's dropping bombs on the poorest middle eastern country like they're blind. not only that but the yemenis cant escape like how syrians did into europe, so they can either stay in yemen or flee to somalia/djibouti, which is possibly even worse. in fact,those who went to djibouti ended up returning, they said they would actually prefer yemen. so yeah quite horrible.
@jonas3770
@jonas3770 8 жыл бұрын
007 oh my gosh... I had no idea! I hope your country all the best. Wish there could be peace everywhere in the world. Love from Finland
@iLOVEnsnpeace
@iLOVEnsnpeace 8 жыл бұрын
thank you. i appreciate that :)
@Coolchannels4you
@Coolchannels4you 8 жыл бұрын
Stay and die fighting for your lands.Europe dos not need more vermin like you.
@laurenhicks2892
@laurenhicks2892 8 жыл бұрын
Yemen: where Chandler moves to get away from Janice
@stampede274
@stampede274 8 жыл бұрын
Ahem, since this video doesn't have one, allow me: "....America, Earth's Texas."
@alec8182
@alec8182 8 жыл бұрын
What a paradox that is
@HappyGardenOfLife
@HappyGardenOfLife 8 жыл бұрын
+Robert Fishburne - Then, what is Texas?
@derptomistic
@derptomistic 8 жыл бұрын
America's Mexico
@TheSciFiCat
@TheSciFiCat 8 жыл бұрын
+Happy Garden Of Life America's Gun Rack.
@CraftKitty007
@CraftKitty007 8 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the map bit where he assumes we don't know where a country is. Its hilarious.
@theocean1973
@theocean1973 8 жыл бұрын
The New Zealand/Australia sequence nearly killed me hahahahahaha
@TheJackCahill
@TheJackCahill 8 жыл бұрын
+Pikaia Gracilens i hope u seeked urgent medical assistance
@fenrirgg
@fenrirgg 7 жыл бұрын
USA: that country where Trump was elected President.
@igorivanov299
@igorivanov299 7 жыл бұрын
fenrirgg Largely thanks to people like John Oliver
@AlbionTarkhan
@AlbionTarkhan 7 жыл бұрын
fenrirgg That country who told the ruling elite to get fucked and voted against their media puppets.
@pariscarbo
@pariscarbo 3 жыл бұрын
USA: low brand England USA: made everyone learn English, has no English as its official language USA: country where football is actually called soccer and football is another thing USA: the place McDonald's and KFC come from, in case you didn't know that because they're everywhere USA: where the greatest referent and sex symbol is Homer Simpson USA: the country that most of the times call itself as a continent USA: used to be "The american dream", now it's just nightmare :'v
@VS257
@VS257 8 жыл бұрын
The United States: Canada's Mexico
@IanLEAU
@IanLEAU 8 жыл бұрын
Australia, the Texas of the United Kingdom.
@ManchesterBurns
@ManchesterBurns 8 жыл бұрын
Australia is in the United Kingdom?
@Sophieey1
@Sophieey1 8 жыл бұрын
.......what
@IanLEAU
@IanLEAU 8 жыл бұрын
Apologies guys... It's a constitutional monarchy so not part of the united kingdom, But still part of the constitution.
@Chavezoid
@Chavezoid 8 жыл бұрын
+IanLEAU ...I understood you. There's many folks out there that have no idea what the Commonwealth is.
@DottyDotDitto
@DottyDotDitto 8 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that I love the fact that people are not offended at being called Texas, they're offended at being associated with the UK. XD
@Rigspelt4ever
@Rigspelt4ever 8 жыл бұрын
Europe: that thing Belgium is in. As a Belgian, that made me very happy.
@thomassutherland9887
@thomassutherland9887 8 жыл бұрын
America: Columbus's India, AKA the Old World's BIG mistake.
@keerrmeda766
@keerrmeda766 8 жыл бұрын
the best one
@CoolioXXX52
@CoolioXXX52 8 жыл бұрын
Big mistake stop using everything we invented then
@thomassutherland9887
@thomassutherland9887 8 жыл бұрын
Ryan Herich Especially those based on German, British, and French technologies.
@tushshubro
@tushshubro 8 жыл бұрын
Russia bit killed it for me!
@d.e.b.b5788
@d.e.b.b5788 8 жыл бұрын
+Captain Obvious The prequel and sequel to the USSR!
@jasonmartin4775
@jasonmartin4775 8 жыл бұрын
+D.E.B. B "Earth's Death Star."
@spaceyqueeny2042
@spaceyqueeny2042 8 жыл бұрын
New Zealand, the country that, like a bad edible arrangement, is full of fucking kiwis. GOLD.
@rohandaniel311
@rohandaniel311 8 жыл бұрын
+SpaceyQueeny Australia's Australia loool
@brendonwhite742
@brendonwhite742 7 жыл бұрын
"Russia, the Earth's death star" im dying!!!!
@stephenhumphreys9149
@stephenhumphreys9149 8 жыл бұрын
"The United Kingdom. The slightly damp corpse of the British Empire." I loved this :-)
@stensoft
@stensoft 8 жыл бұрын
Hänsel und Gretel _is_ a nice bedtime story. You tell kids Struwwelpeter when they are naughty.
@Elementaris15
@Elementaris15 8 жыл бұрын
+Jan Sten Adámek Struwwelpeter --> A real oldschool german form of education^^ It's a shame that all those educational bedtimestories became so soft... I wouldn't be surprised if the Struwwelpeter becomes foribidden in the future :/ BTW "Max&Moritz" is a nice one, too^^
@liloushl3072
@liloushl3072 8 жыл бұрын
Oliver is playing it safe with Israel there.
@annamel3825
@annamel3825 8 жыл бұрын
+Liloush L yeah he had plenty of opportunity to get really offensive. I'm slightly disappointed.
@sayanb4
@sayanb4 8 жыл бұрын
+Liloush L That's because HBO, like any other major corporation in America, is run by jews :)
@Artyomthewalrus
@Artyomthewalrus 8 жыл бұрын
+Sayan B Is that why they hired him?
@frankaester3594
@frankaester3594 8 жыл бұрын
me too seems like he watered it down
@JohnZ117
@JohnZ117 8 жыл бұрын
+Liloush L How about "Israel. There's a reason it's shaped like a dagger."
@Spurberino
@Spurberino 7 жыл бұрын
I live in 'Wrong Norway'
@Xenonfastfall
@Xenonfastfall 7 жыл бұрын
Dank Memes Different Sweden.
@Spurberino
@Spurberino 7 жыл бұрын
Xenonfastfall "No that's not Finland"
@cocob0l0
@cocob0l0 7 жыл бұрын
Dank Memes I am from Europe's America
@the1andonlytitch
@the1andonlytitch 7 жыл бұрын
No way I'm from Europe's America as well Jasmine
@cocob0l0
@cocob0l0 7 жыл бұрын
I am the one who flocks Cool mate 👋🏽
@Grymmorgan
@Grymmorgan 7 жыл бұрын
"Australia's Australia!" Fuckin' dying!! x^D
@ihazthots
@ihazthots 8 жыл бұрын
Russia: The prequel and sequel to the Soviet Union. XD
@pompousegg
@pompousegg 8 жыл бұрын
im always so happy i know geography when he makes those jokes :D
@Selsius96
@Selsius96 8 жыл бұрын
Netherlands, Europe's Colorado.
@Jettus
@Jettus 8 жыл бұрын
"Denmark, also known as Wrong Norway, Different Sweden and That's Actually Not Finland" XD Finally Norway gets more notice than Denmark... But damn, that was a surprise XDXDXD
@NachoBHS
@NachoBHS 8 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to hear the description of Spain... Probably would be Europe's Mexico.
@MrBlancify
@MrBlancify 8 жыл бұрын
America - Land of the Free; if you can afford it. America - The country that is bordering to every other country on Earth apparently. America - The Somalia of western civilisation. America - Canada's Mexico.
@minecraftdude1w
@minecraftdude1w 8 жыл бұрын
+Erik Le Blanc America - The richest country on the planet
@MrBlancify
@MrBlancify 8 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan America - The country that thinks it's the richest country in the world, but actually isn't.
@thomashall8701
@thomashall8701 8 жыл бұрын
America: Earth's America
@CoolioXXX52
@CoolioXXX52 8 жыл бұрын
It is doe wanna be
@cptwhitebeard1880
@cptwhitebeard1880 8 жыл бұрын
America: a country so hungry for attetion, it will bomb a hospital... And china.
@Sophieey1
@Sophieey1 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah..The UK has no idea who you are 😂
@alistairwall5470
@alistairwall5470 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't until I watches this
@KramYEET
@KramYEET 8 жыл бұрын
he's on community!
@cesarmadero05
@cesarmadero05 8 жыл бұрын
+Kram Again yet an American sitcom.
@ricardokai4111
@ricardokai4111 7 жыл бұрын
+Ameya Naik you should find the rest of you brain and stop using the stereotypical racist part
@yoyhue1678
@yoyhue1678 7 жыл бұрын
he's a joke here too
@RexGalilae
@RexGalilae 8 жыл бұрын
Yay! I wasn't fooled once by Jamie Oliver's geographical trolls. :D
@rednovember2205
@rednovember2205 8 жыл бұрын
HOORAY! ME AS WELL!
@JackHails
@JackHails 8 жыл бұрын
+Mohammed Zaid this is John Oliver. Jamie Oliver is a celebrity chef.
@RexGalilae
@RexGalilae 8 жыл бұрын
+Ida Gramatikova Read Leo's comment. =P
@JackHails
@JackHails 8 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Zaid ah, I see :D
@CatnipPanda
@CatnipPanda 8 жыл бұрын
Australia: We call them "prawns" and I swear nobody here barbecues them.
@iitzrey3661
@iitzrey3661 7 жыл бұрын
Japan: Where Apple pens and Pineapple pens and Apple-Pineapple pens were made Like if you get it lol
@InvaderNaj
@InvaderNaj 7 жыл бұрын
penpineappleapplepens*
@philippinesball5058
@philippinesball5058 8 жыл бұрын
Poland: Europe's Mexico
@tonymin2183
@tonymin2183 8 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@MrMrcool123
@MrMrcool123 8 жыл бұрын
Cheap Labor.
@HarrisonJamess
@HarrisonJamess 8 жыл бұрын
Migrants
@03Terrestre
@03Terrestre 8 жыл бұрын
Mexico; 11th largest economy on Earth.
@03Terrestre
@03Terrestre 8 жыл бұрын
*****, Wrong. Canada is 15th.
@paurepiccheeseman
@paurepiccheeseman 7 жыл бұрын
"Russia: a nation that will continue to be funny, until is suddenly isn't"Yep, that seems about right
@ivandankob7112
@ivandankob7112 7 жыл бұрын
Trust me, government robbs it's own country there so much, they are decades behind in all fields, including military.
@zoltanercei1094
@zoltanercei1094 7 жыл бұрын
i don,t think so. Sadly, every Russian,the soviets, or the modern governments made the same stupidities over hundreds of years. Military first, second the scientific upgrades( again pushed by military necessity ) development of infrastructure (again military necessity ) and finally social modernization( state financed child care, schools etc) again to have more and better prepared soldiers.. like you see, militarily Russia is a first class super power, even the hard economic problems had little effect on the military power .started with Stalin and continued until Putin, Russia was always very very dangerous. and remember, it is the only country on Earth capable of wining and destroying US . And the stupid Putin servant political elite from Russia is aware of that. .. you can read for yourself : if a super fighters from the west(US, or Europe) going to war with Russia, will lose!!! , not by digital superiority, only by numbers, even if one F35, or F22,or European jets destroying 10 Russian jets, the Russians will produce more, cheaper flying tanks, hard to destroy, robust fire power and capable of landing, taking of from anywhere,meantime the Western jets are very sensitives( 1 shot and is finished) , hard to maintain and could land only in special airports, and taking off in clean runway(very very difficult in real war. condition) ... the Russian military always was different in wartime logic, emphasize on cheap large numbers in everything(tanks, airplanes, ships) and huge sacrifices in order to win any open conflict with the western powers.( Afghanistan was and it is a third world country, nobody could win there,not the British empire, not USSR not even US)
@KlunkerRider
@KlunkerRider 7 жыл бұрын
I love Guatemala with corn chips, mmmmm
@Yuka-fz1uy
@Yuka-fz1uy 7 жыл бұрын
KlunkerRider hoo else realized that tortilla chips in Spanish is tortilla tortillas
@michaelwagner4279
@michaelwagner4279 7 жыл бұрын
KlunkerRider Guatemala is a country do you mean guacamole
@KlunkerRider
@KlunkerRider 7 жыл бұрын
Chocolate Chip pancakes As Foghorn Leghorn would say, "It's a joke son, that whooshing sound was it flying right over you head .."
@guillaumemaille7592
@guillaumemaille7592 8 жыл бұрын
These were HILARIOUS great compilation!
@BigGman1998
@BigGman1998 8 жыл бұрын
Italy, the country that is either high on caffeine, dead in a car accident or in jail for bribery. Yep, that's us.
@sweou
@sweou 7 жыл бұрын
HAHA wooow "United Kingdom.. the slightly damp corpse of The British Empire." damn thats savage
@naggu1243
@naggu1243 8 жыл бұрын
Denmark is fucking GREAT
@mikkelpedersen785
@mikkelpedersen785 8 жыл бұрын
FUCKING AWESOME
@sanktkaj1781
@sanktkaj1781 8 жыл бұрын
Og bad@$$
@divinereactz7583
@divinereactz7583 8 жыл бұрын
nope.
@g04sk
@g04sk 8 жыл бұрын
yup
@divinereactz7583
@divinereactz7583 8 жыл бұрын
nope.
@33amra33
@33amra33 8 жыл бұрын
From now on, I am a Spicy Canadian.
@REAL2222ful
@REAL2222ful 8 жыл бұрын
+33amra33 I have lived on Spicy Canada my whole life. Still haven't encountered a volcano quesarito.
@33amra33
@33amra33 8 жыл бұрын
Jorge de los Reyes True. Maybe we aren't looking hard enough....
@REAL2222ful
@REAL2222ful 8 жыл бұрын
33amra33 We cannot let this happen anymore. We won't allow gringos to know more about our food than we do. So ironically, I say we should start by looking for the true original volcano quesarito were Wolverine would start: the shacks around La Marquesa.
@ramiyazje
@ramiyazje 8 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant..thanks dude
@TheyCallMeD
@TheyCallMeD 8 жыл бұрын
LE CURRENT YEAR
@harshakotthapalli3835
@harshakotthapalli3835 8 жыл бұрын
this made my day... thanks!
@BEEEELEEEE
@BEEEELEEEE 8 жыл бұрын
"Japan: Earth's pervert uncle" This is my favorite quote ever
@metalrob82
@metalrob82 8 жыл бұрын
Russia, Earth's Death Star *applause*
@someguythatexists5099
@someguythatexists5099 8 жыл бұрын
I'm Syrian and I fucking laughed my Ass of when he started talking about Syria It's just comedy get over it people
@margaritam.9118
@margaritam.9118 8 жыл бұрын
Seriously, he just describes political situation, which is a fault of several old rich corrupted dudes, not offending people of those countries.
@Regrettable-Username
@Regrettable-Username 8 жыл бұрын
That was so great!
@shrekdank3473
@shrekdank3473 8 жыл бұрын
John oliver is literally the unfunniest person ever.
@anythingisntpossible
@anythingisntpossible 8 жыл бұрын
To you. You forgot to add that part.
@anythingisntpossible
@anythingisntpossible 7 жыл бұрын
+T. Willy Opinions, bitch.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 7 жыл бұрын
Conservative, eh? XD
@xdddded
@xdddded 7 жыл бұрын
D'aww he deleted my comments ;-;
@eddstactitudcaribe8046
@eddstactitudcaribe8046 7 жыл бұрын
Countries are fun!
@philosyche
@philosyche 8 жыл бұрын
Greece: The latest Greek tragedy. AHHHHHHAHAH
@diomidoranzh8778
@diomidoranzh8778 8 жыл бұрын
Chechnya isn't country. It's Russian region.
@yomer355
@yomer355 8 жыл бұрын
But he also mentioned Ukraine.
@monke6116
@monke6116 8 жыл бұрын
ukrain is an independent country though
@qqLucaqq
@qqLucaqq 8 жыл бұрын
+TGG not anymore
@monke6116
@monke6116 8 жыл бұрын
Toasty Engineer its a country in war but there is still something called ukrain
@RushPowa
@RushPowa 8 жыл бұрын
+TGG Take the joke god dammit.
@bekind42
@bekind42 8 жыл бұрын
Very funny. Thank you for sharing.
@danedodd5375
@danedodd5375 8 жыл бұрын
New Zealand - Australia's Canada New Zealand - Canada's Australia
@DanMan5000
@DanMan5000 8 жыл бұрын
I can probably fit 100 New Zealands into Greenland and Greenland isn't a continent
@gavincrouch
@gavincrouch 8 жыл бұрын
... and not green :-D
@DanMan5000
@DanMan5000 8 жыл бұрын
Nice editing abilities
@hindurashtra63
@hindurashtra63 8 жыл бұрын
Did you know Greenland is 14 Times smaller than Africa ?
@MajesticSkywhale
@MajesticSkywhale 8 жыл бұрын
Also brazil is 5x larger than alaska, but alaska looks bigger on maps :D
@seasonone
@seasonone 8 жыл бұрын
"Russia: the country that will continue to be funny, UNTIL IT SUDDENLY ISN'T"
@RMess33
@RMess33 8 жыл бұрын
UK : Europe's America So true 😁😂
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