Top 20 Funniest Movie Insults of All Time

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Top 20 Funniest Movie Insults of All Time
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Man, that had to hurt. For this list, we’ll be looking at the most brutal and hilarious insults ever uttered on screen. Our list includes insults from “Mean Girls” (2004), “Ghostbusters” (1984), “South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut” (1999)“Bridesmaids” (2011), “Office Space” (1999), and more! Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the Top 20 Funniest Movie Insults of All Time.
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20) “Have Fun Having a Baby at Your Prom”
19) “Ram It”
18) “Cherub-Looking”
17) “Your Mom’s Chest Hair”
16) “Take This Quarter”
15) Teeth on Fire
14) Michael Bolton
13) “Get Outta the Road”
12) “Really Thirsty”
11) “Cheap Lying No-Good…”
10) Homeless Shelter
9) “But That’s in Ohio”
8) “Yes It’s True”
7) “If My Dog Was as Ugly as You…”
6) Motivational Insults
5) Cartman’s Song
4) Questionable Living Arrangements
3, 2 & 1???
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@WolfieRich1 5 жыл бұрын

Funfact about the Monty Python one: Saying your mother was a hamster was an insult insinuating she was promiscuous (bit like "Breeding like rabbits") and smelling of elderberries implied alcoholism, as elderberries were a key component in the distilling of gin :D

@sabrinac6357 5 жыл бұрын

Yours was the comment I was looking for :)

@ddcs0s 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I liked the joke better before you explained it

@angelastone9109 Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I never understood why that was funny until now. 🤪

@mdf3530 3 жыл бұрын

I would have had Rocco from The Boondock Saints, yelling at his girlfriend’s friend: “I CAN’T GO FOR A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO NINE GUYS YOU’VE 🤬ED!”

@zarakikon6352 2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆👍.

@n.w.1803 Жыл бұрын

There's something extra hilarious when they pick the right number.."nine guys...". Like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, "Hey baby, wanna make fourteen dollars? The hard way?"

@jasminejohnston6393 Жыл бұрын

Yeah or this burn from Cool Runnings: “How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt”

@itslouiemoo8018 4 жыл бұрын

The first 20 minutes of Full Metal Jacket has everything beat on this list without breaking a sweat.

@nickcollins5257 4 жыл бұрын

Big facts

@jasminejohnston6393 3 жыл бұрын

I like the movie’s opening song Goodbye Sweetheart but the rest of the movie is garbage to me

@moo-snuckle 3 жыл бұрын

My dad used to hold his hand out and tell me to choke myself when he thought something i said was stupid, and to lean into it like i meant it. That little old dude yelling in a demeaning tone is extremely effective. If the game is demoralizing and trashtalking your foe, i want him on my team

@ironmen68 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@user-du2of3lh1g 3 жыл бұрын

Now pickup your cover!!

@farakhhanif 5 жыл бұрын

You could just do a compilation of the insults from Full Metal Jacket by Gny. Sgt. Hartman. My favorite is: Hartman: "How tall are you, Private?" Private: 5'6, Sir Hatman: "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

@danielmannion1629 5 жыл бұрын

I agree hahah that's excellent

@LionfanGamingProductions-zg2vr 5 жыл бұрын

"The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg." "You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" Those two are the funniest from Full Metal Jacket.

@voodoo2318 5 жыл бұрын

Super good movie! R. Lee Ermey was great. RIP

@kurtmagnus5243 5 жыл бұрын

That’s why he got shot 😂

@testhekid 5 жыл бұрын

so good!!

@nikos731 5 жыл бұрын

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?"

@antihero8265 4 жыл бұрын

nikos731 “this little girl survived longer than that, with no weapons and no training!”

@VincentMS 4 жыл бұрын

Aliens

@angelcartagena2375 4 жыл бұрын

Jay Boards whatcha you gona do? Put her in charge?

@hornetsnest001 4 жыл бұрын

yes, the vasquez gender quip was the one that first came to my mind..

@rallyecars7449 4 жыл бұрын

yes

@Quagmire001 5 жыл бұрын

What about any of the exchanges between Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker from "Rush Hour"? One of my favorite: "They call him 7-11 because his mouth never closes.".

@carterhurd5263 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that

@davidhomerding1563 5 жыл бұрын

"This is ice, it's what happens when water gets too cold. This is Kent, this is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated. " Chris Knight- Real Genius.

@zandarrthegreat6790 4 жыл бұрын

Lot's of great quotes in that movie!

@rodimus7926 5 жыл бұрын

I just died with Eric Cartman song, I mean how he insults Kyle mother in a lot of languajes is simply brillaint

@EchthelionII 5 жыл бұрын

And very offensive which makes it funnier, if you like that kind of humor.

@jarrettowens2258 5 жыл бұрын

That one was completely hilarious.

@BennyLlama39 5 жыл бұрын

The word "Classic" comes to mind. 🙂

@eddypowell9736 5 жыл бұрын

So non-PC to have him blacked up...First time I saw it I spat out my tea...

@furionmax7824 4 жыл бұрын

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL don't do it Cartman WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL I'm warning you!

@SweetDrummer2007 5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for Home Alone's "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room, if you were growing on my a**!" -Buzz

@jasminejohnston6393 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah or “Filthy Animal” that’s a classic!

@wild_mike2906 4 жыл бұрын

"Aren't you a little big for a stroller?" "Aren't you a little big for a sidewalk?" David Spade - Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

@chadchristensen179 5 жыл бұрын

One of my all-time favorites: "You're like a giant cockblocking robot developed in a secret f*cking government lab" -- Jesse Eisenberg, Zombieland

@JustinYAlter 5 жыл бұрын

1# He's just a donkey - Shrek

@ssalty412 5 жыл бұрын

Hi fellow Ninja!

@zeromage0243 5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Alter faker

@andrewmiller5126 5 жыл бұрын

I personally think that animated movies deserve their own list.

@iviwesheleni 4 жыл бұрын

I swear I was reading that in shrek's voice...something's wrong with me😹

@IndigoPhoenix567 4 жыл бұрын

Wha?

@Neoxenok 5 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly surprised that Eddie Murphy's round of insults at Dave Chappelle in the movie Nutty Professor wasn't on here.

@kiaora224 5 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised many so called insults are in there, they wernt decent at all

@chaosmastermind 4 жыл бұрын

Or pretty much anything Eddie Murphy has ever said in a movie, really.

@montyrobertson7362 4 жыл бұрын

I would have put Chapelle's "I think I found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa" in there.

@russellbrown6888 4 жыл бұрын

"Look at them teeth. Looks like his momma had an a affair with Mr. Edd!"

@SilvestriChateauOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

*Sees South Park, clicks instantly* Happy 20th Anniversary to Bigger Longer and Uncut. 16:28

@andrebotha5684 4 жыл бұрын

Landlord: "Ventuuuuuraaaa" Ace: "Yes, Satin?" Landlord: ? Ace: "Oh i'm sorry you sound like someone I know"

@vanityplates3125 3 жыл бұрын

Andre Botha sorry, but I have to, satan.

@honk1161 3 жыл бұрын

That quote isn't really funny

@thattonyguy4411 3 жыл бұрын

"else"

@cementshoes1425 3 жыл бұрын

I love the part in Uncle Buck where the little boy sitting outside the principal’s office can hear through the door as Uncle Buck is tearing the principal a new one he’s busting up laughing 😂

@jc.1191 3 жыл бұрын

🤣 Totally. Candy was a funny dude.

@cementshoes1425 3 жыл бұрын

@@jc.1191 the quarter and the line about getting a rat to gnaw off the mole was as funny as Joe Pesci in a Scorcese film without the swearing

@jasonc.parker4644 5 жыл бұрын

"If we were your kids we'd punish ourselves." - "The Little Rascals"

@jacknapier1762 4 жыл бұрын

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" Has got to be my favourite movie insult ever.

@kioplqwerty Жыл бұрын

i was waiting for that one tbh

@Gremlinsfan40 7 ай бұрын

I like the one when he's fighting with the late Bob barker and he says oh, and the price is wrong bitch. An obvious reference to the price is right game show.

@twistedGamRmlg 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite one is from Cool Runnings: "How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?"

@jasminejohnston6393 3 жыл бұрын

THAT!? In a Disney movie!? Holy smokes!

@estebanespinoza5022 5 жыл бұрын

You guys missed Tom Cruise insult in Tropic Thunder!

@ladysound 3 жыл бұрын

That one should definitely be top 5

@bluearrow1103 5 жыл бұрын

An insult I liked: "Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?" - Sirius Black To Snape.

@SelenaMulan 5 жыл бұрын

Loved it

@obviouscrafts2925 5 жыл бұрын

Personally , I prefer the line before it. “Once again you have put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual have come to the wrong conclusion.”

@animecupcake2189 5 жыл бұрын

Mean Girls is full of moments that are pure gold. The musical too.

@jasminejohnston6393 3 жыл бұрын

Plastics😂

@RSLindsay 4 жыл бұрын

How could you possibly forget the all-time classic: "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?!"

@donaldmacarthur 5 жыл бұрын

The "get out of the road virgin" comment wasn't that great. There were plenty of better insults in 40yr old virgin.

@encycl07pedia- 5 жыл бұрын

Still one of their better lists.

@shinmasterx 5 жыл бұрын

"you know how i know youre gay? you tried to put a glory hole in the mens room at smart tech" i loled soooo hard at that one

@devilally 4 жыл бұрын

"SMOKE MY POLE!"

@sweatysam6264 4 жыл бұрын

I know the insulting rant between the 2 black guys in the electronic store was great probly the best part of the movie.

@nickolasfi 4 жыл бұрын

“Do you know why you are gay?” “You like Coldplay”

@thelegendinhisownmind7038 3 жыл бұрын

"In The Loop" was excellent. Absolute comedic genius.

@haydndaveyrg2686 2 жыл бұрын

I agree, “The Thick of it” was definitely just as good too!

@diyimprover6887 4 жыл бұрын

Educating Rita Rita's Father: "Denny, I'm sorry for you, lad. If she was a wife of mine I'd drown her." Rita: "If I was a wife of yours I'd drown meself."

@joecumpiang 5 жыл бұрын

Would have liked to see Liar Liar when Jim Carrey Roasted everyone in the board room plus his boss

@David_Theisen 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I loved that!!! See ya later Dickhead!!!! LOL

@MarkRMnich 3 жыл бұрын

The best part was the way Carey put the exclamation point on it!

@jasminejohnston6393 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah or another great Jim Carey insult is from the live action Grinch movie: If you are to utter just one syllable I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!

@NeverMetTheGuy 5 жыл бұрын

You honestly think Rodney Dangerfield didn't have a single one-liner day wouldn't make it in top 20? He was a comedic genius, and deserved more than honorable mention.

@SexyButCurious 5 жыл бұрын

Especially in Caddyshack

@NeverMetTheGuy 5 жыл бұрын

@@SexyButCurious - Timeless classic.

@oldenweery7510 5 жыл бұрын

@@SexyButCurious Yeah, I gotta get a a DVD of that gem. Thanks for reminding me!

@noneyordambizness4498 5 жыл бұрын

The whole dinner party scene alone would fill up a top 20. "You're a real looker...wanna make $14 the hard way????" "This steak still has marks from where the jockey was whipping it!" "Tell the cook this is low grade dog food!" "I bet you were something before electricity!" "You're a funny guy, when are you due back at BoysTown?"

@Paul77ozee 5 жыл бұрын

Noneyor Dambizness now l know why tigers eat there young.

@mrsirty3019 5 жыл бұрын

No Baseketball? The squeak vs ed insult is great. Squeak: Your momma is deaf... Ed: She's dead, fool. Squeak: oh, so that's why she didn't move..

@fultratio 3 жыл бұрын

Uncle Buck hands down was and is the best insult on screen ever.

@punchabunchabuttons 4 жыл бұрын

You are DEFINITELY missing a scene from Wanted 2008. James McAvoy explodes at his boss Janice. A great build up to the burst and he deliver a brilliant scene of pure controlled rage filled insults.

@WatchMojo 5 жыл бұрын

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@Kaylin777 5 жыл бұрын

Yay!

@communityBro360 5 жыл бұрын

i think yes

@danizonvillanueva1024 5 жыл бұрын

yeah!!!..

@shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 жыл бұрын

"Well, you're bout as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop" -Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brandimeier3770 5 жыл бұрын

Cher's insult ridden exchange to Jack Nicholson is one of my favorites!!!!

@toobasaurus23 2 жыл бұрын

I've seen Uncle Buck over 100 times. I love John Candy.

@jasminejohnston6393 Жыл бұрын

John Candy was a hilarious actor and it was sad when he died because he was such a good guy!

@zechariahbrown8935 5 жыл бұрын

Even though r. Lee Ermeys taunt was a honorable mention I think at least one of his full metal jackets scene deserved to have been on the list, but that's just me.

@aaronhumphrey2009 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Brown stain on the matress...steers n queers !

@cyberpunkprussian 5 жыл бұрын

Not Just you sir. Gunny could fill this list by Himself.

@jasminejohnston6393 2 жыл бұрын

Who else’s ass is like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum😂

@d.denson4261 5 жыл бұрын

"Sitcho 5 dollar ass down before I make change" from New Jack City better be on here

@jamescorden2381 4 жыл бұрын

How could you not give clint Eastwood a mention on this as some of his timeless one liners from his dirty harry films are priceless like "do you have any children " "no " lucky for them " or heartbreak ridge "you've got a face on you like you've just got caught pumping your neighbour's cat " and countless others.

@bartonbella3131 4 жыл бұрын

Roxanne is loaded with great cut downs ! Plus it’s Steve Martin...

@versaty65 5 жыл бұрын

"My ancestors touched the monoleth and yours stood there and watched" Movie : 5-25-77

@lggaming4333 5 жыл бұрын

White chicks momma jokes should have been on there

@argentadm3870 5 жыл бұрын

I agree

@TheJetLou 5 жыл бұрын

Only in America lol

@raaulm2166 5 жыл бұрын

Best comedy ever btw

@kingyichi1149 5 жыл бұрын

Shit was corny we been making jokes like that since the 80s

@lggaming4333 5 жыл бұрын

@@kingyichi1149 how's it corny if u made jokes like that

@maxbites23 5 жыл бұрын

Almost every movie Ice Cube is in nowadays could be a list of it's own

@stinkhead 5 жыл бұрын

The whole exchange between Tommy, Michelle and the "rascals" on the shore in Tommy Boy.

@steveouk90126 5 жыл бұрын

"Nice gun. Do they make one for men?" - Shaolin Soccer

@katietaylor8314 4 жыл бұрын

"You're about as sincere as a Valentine's Day card from a pimp!"

@ryannebarlow9213 3 жыл бұрын

Bill Murray is the king of straight-faced insults.. His whole career is pretty much based on sarcastic humor

@jasminejohnston6393 3 жыл бұрын

From Garfield The Movie: “Have you tasted yourself lately?”😂

@byewhobayou8868 4 жыл бұрын

I thoroughly enjoyed your presentation. An excellent compilation, and DEFINITELY great voice over work!

@BethMDowney 5 жыл бұрын

I was gonna throw hands if Monty Python didn't make the list! Though I'm sad "stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf herder" didn't even earn honorable mention.

@wallyman292 5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention his response to Chewy for laughing. . . slow turn to face him, followed by "laugh it up, fuzzball!" Still use that one to this day.

@tvxiimi7574 4 жыл бұрын

"Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of *elderberries!"*

@shanedodd8235 4 жыл бұрын

Beth Downey I was shocked that Life of Brian did not make it.

@donbrea 4 жыл бұрын

I fart in your general direction!

@ryandtibbetts2962 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser-brain." - Leia to Han

@1990xbox360 5 жыл бұрын

The last 2 were bollocks you could get the best 20 from Full Metal jacket alone

@dreamshooter90 5 жыл бұрын

That's why it deserve it's own list.

@joshuachristofferson9227 5 жыл бұрын

I honestly didn't think you could outdo Billy Madison's "We are all Dumber, now, for hearing it," but Monty Python FTW :-D

@dudewhy2849 4 жыл бұрын

“No talent ass clown” is by far, to this day, my favorite insult towards anyone

@TheGizmo2012 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously nothing from Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor where he's battling Dave Chappelle , whos playing an insult comic? Your list is weak and should have included it.

@samgarcia9223 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe its time for Reggie, to talk about yo momma...a lil bit. 🤣I love that part.

@mohamedsoliman3484 4 жыл бұрын

All their videos are weak man. Honestly. KZfaq trash. There are at least 3 or 4 better channels with extremely similar content, but with much more thought...Oh and actually FUNNY, INTERESTING and actually smart hosts.

@norabrandt4078 4 жыл бұрын

"If I could build a time machine, I'd go back and teach your Grandma how to swallow!"---by Me. "Hey, I saw your Dad the other day on the corner of 5th & Main St., it was so sweet of him to give your Mom a break!"---by Me.

@diyimprover6887 4 жыл бұрын

Local Hero Townsman: "Are you sure there are two L's in 'dollar', Gideon?" Gideon: "Yes! An' are there two G's in 'bugger off'?"

@richardkosco1481 5 жыл бұрын

How is the only thing from Full Metal Jacket the 150 lbs of chewed bubblegum? There were so many amazing insults from that movie that easily should've made top 5

@jasminejohnston6393 3 жыл бұрын

“I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD PILE SHIT THAT HIGH” being one of them

@yagroloiii5721 5 жыл бұрын

God that intro...

@harroWynndubz 5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Ñ seems to me when they started adding vid cam rather than just having their voices over a video, it’s getting more cringy than ever

@irocjared 5 жыл бұрын

Wynn yeah

@isaiaharmand9901 5 жыл бұрын

@@harroWynndubz fax they should have just kept it to their voices

@yagroloiii5721 5 жыл бұрын

@MusicListener Yeah, not al men are like those neanthertals you see con the Internet

@jenn2839 4 жыл бұрын

@MusicListener maybe because she's not that attractive..

@darealconman 5 жыл бұрын

Cartman calling Kyle's mom a b*tch was the best one 😂😂😂

@moo-snuckle 3 жыл бұрын

Idk what movie it is, but mike epps makes fun of a balding henchman and says" you aint got a forehead, you got a fivehead! I bet you dont have dreams,you have movies" that shit was hilarious

@potatomatop9326 5 жыл бұрын

#1 funniest game insult ever. Claire: This is Sherry! Sherry: :) Leon: ok

@princessalysonsweatwinter 5 жыл бұрын

Hi Potatomato

@McGomezAddams 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@potatomatop9326 5 жыл бұрын

@@princessalysonsweatwinter hi

@cledrokc 5 жыл бұрын

Idk, Sir Hammerlock's insult to Claptrap in the beginning of Borderlands 2 was pretty good... Sir Hammerlock: Every time Claptrap speaks, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one.

@DHynes5 5 жыл бұрын

Nothing from Whiplash? I know it was uncomfortable, but I couldn't help but laugh at how cruel J.K. Simmons could be :D

@Ryan78336 4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh the French taunter. I have pulled muscles and shed tears laughing at all of his appearances.

@phantomrequim 5 жыл бұрын

Cartman's song will never get old.

@jasminejohnston6393 3 жыл бұрын

It’s in both the show and the movie. In fact, it appeared in the show first, in the episode Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. Cartman sings it after Mrs. Broflovski ruins their Christmas pageant because she’s a Jew!

@brandonruiz7588 5 жыл бұрын

I’m very happy that The French Taunter made #1 too.

@David_Theisen 4 жыл бұрын

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

@granthohulin6730 4 жыл бұрын

So am I. It cracks me up.

@granthohulin6730 4 жыл бұрын

@@David_Theisen LOL!

@Devontae7894 5 жыл бұрын

I fart in your general direction!! Your mother was a hamster!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@weltonvillegal6258 4 жыл бұрын

And your father smelt of elderberries

@hyperboi87 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for upping the list!!! I like top 20s, now the honorable mentions can make the list

@joeymartinez9802 3 жыл бұрын

Cartman's mom and Kylie's mom showing up was the original "Oh No!" moment.

@alecmoriarty 5 жыл бұрын

This list is irrelevant for relegating Full Metal Jacket to an “honorable mention”

@AverageJoe483 4 жыл бұрын

Alec Ryan Moriarty it should be number 1!!!

@alexsmith6347 3 жыл бұрын

These were all very funny. I was laughing so hard I almost cried. OH! What do you think of this "yo mama" joke I found. "Yo mama's so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white." I really hope you like that one.

@bardthenascarfanaticdragon 5 ай бұрын

Additional Honorable Mention: "Daft, fat, slow-thinking, no-reading, Lyme-diseased, flea-ridden dingleberry bear." - Goldi, to Baby Bear (Puss In Boots: The Last Wish)

@isabellarenzi2431 4 жыл бұрын

@3:11 he completely destroys her with 'she's married?". Lmao 💕

@janis317 4 жыл бұрын

And "Kiss my Entire ass" (Della Reese) from Harlem Nights has to be on the list

@bryanbokser0821 5 жыл бұрын

"Yourr moms chest hair " was the best!

@kris242 Жыл бұрын

Ianucci is the absolute GOD of insult writing 🤣 So happy "In The Loop" made the list. Honorable mention for his other classic "The Death of Stalin": "You're not even a person! You're a testicle!"

@Hokagejayson 5 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad y’all put the Billy Maddison insult! That one is my favorite of all time 😂😂😂

@blankko84 5 жыл бұрын

Came here just to see where it ranked

@mccarrimusprime1670 5 жыл бұрын

20 Million Subscribers Congratulations!🎈🎉🎊

@jermainpurperhart1405 5 жыл бұрын

can we agree that this is the most iconic voice ever

@tiqtac6852 4 жыл бұрын

Congrats on 20 million subs....keep pumping out great videos

@em2012ish 5 жыл бұрын

Swing a miss by leaving out Steve Martin's scene with the airline lady in Plains, Trains, and Automobiles

@David_Theisen 4 жыл бұрын

No his exchange with the guy in St. Louis is the best!! LOL “If I wanted a joke I’d follow you into the John and watch you take a leak”

@RDavis2789 5 жыл бұрын

Happy 20 MILLION?!!

@azraelevins7147 5 жыл бұрын

U look like kanye if he was a chubby little kid

@azraelevins7147 5 жыл бұрын

@@RDavis2789 ? I was talking about how u look not the face u were making chub chub

@azraelevins7147 5 жыл бұрын

@@RDavis2789also ur beard looks like its been drawn on by a sharpie

@RDavis2789 5 жыл бұрын

@@azraelevins7147 lol that's because it was!! DIY!! Guess you don't have a problem with that? No hair, no balls

@RDavis2789 5 жыл бұрын

@@azraelevins7147if only you can find it, your hand would know all about 😉👋👌👍

@tijustme24 4 жыл бұрын

“You’re about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop.”

@thunderwalker2000 4 жыл бұрын

I figured that quote would make the list, sad that it didn't.

@kimbarbeaureads 2 жыл бұрын

Dodgeball

@crowknee7121 4 жыл бұрын

"Hey lazer lips, your mother was a snowblower" Short Circuit.

@vanityplates3125 4 жыл бұрын

OK, but I still say that. 😂

@HaLucha0 5 жыл бұрын

The South Park movie is a masterpiece 👌🏻

@jasminejohnston6393 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah thanks Matt and Trey!

@erikheinemann1847 4 жыл бұрын

I always loved the “son of a motherless goat” from Three Amigos

@chrismcdaniel6035 5 жыл бұрын

French taunter is the greatest and the entire first half of Full Metal Jacket with R. Lee Ermey is just about equally as hilarious

@smellsum 3 жыл бұрын

"The Witches of Eastwick", Cher's insult to Jack Nicholson's character should have been on this list. It's breathtakingly awesome

@kyleriker4695 5 жыл бұрын

The Ghostbusters dickless joke should have been #1 that scene is cinematic gold!

@allisonheath1156 4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Gifford I heard that scene was improvised too!

@TranzparentMethods 4 жыл бұрын

@@allisonheath1156 You're right as well. To get Dan, Bill and Harold playing in character. I wish we could see the outtakes. Not deleted scenes, but full on losing their shit. The are some of the kings if comedy. RIP Mr. Ramis.

@coreychildress156 5 жыл бұрын

"It means get lost Squidward"- Tony Stark

@karstenstegink6940 4 жыл бұрын

yesssss

@jasmineangie4652 4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Tony Stark has the best sarcastic insults. 😂

@blueschild61 3 жыл бұрын

Major Payne "You are still a shit sandwich. Just not a soggy one." Major Payne is my spirit animal.

@n.w.1803 Жыл бұрын

"You want I should take yo' mind off that pain..?"

@diminishernoofficial2648 5 жыл бұрын

I like this new format that makes it feel like a news broadcast

@czechchicklet6890 5 жыл бұрын

Back in the 70's, in the 5th season of M*A*S*H, Klinger said to Zale, "If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards". I know it's not a movie, but the line was originally from this tv show. Just saying...

@RolandSchlosser 5 жыл бұрын

The Billy Madison insult should be number #1. Nothing beats that perfect insult.

@hawk4731 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, and what makes it worse is that it was beat out by Monty Python, a movie that I have no understanding as to why people find it funny. I fart in your general direction and your father was a berry or what ever he said. That isn't funny. It is just stupid.

@leonmorte7241 5 жыл бұрын

@@hawk4731 or you just have different comedic tastes than others. I myself burst out laughing at that scene, and it was the only one on the list that got more than a smirk from me, but that's because I enjoy the joke, and possibly because I understand it. the whole "fart in your general direction" is just a simple opener for the actual insult. He says "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry's", which implies his father had drunken sex with a hamster, and he is the offspring of that union. For me it was both the best, and funniest insult of the list, but that's my opinion.

@hawk4731 5 жыл бұрын

@@leonmorte7241 , I agree, but it is already implied that is my opinion when I made the statement. I understand why you said that, because it emphasizes a point that some people neglect to see, but still it isn't necessary. Anyways, on to the joke. I don't know what an elderberry is and I have never seen it in a grocery store and even after I googled "elderberries and alcohol" I got minimal helpful responses of it being commonly used in alcohol. That being said, if you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny. Comedy has to be funny in the moment and that just doesn't do it. I may go back and watch Monty Python, because I may have given it a an unfair shake since I haven't seen it for a long time, but I found it boring and kind of pompous in its comedic delivery when I first saw it.

@leonmorte7241 5 жыл бұрын

@@hawk4731 I hope my comment didn't come of condescending, I just felt yours came off a bit too harsh and was trying to balance it out with my own opinion. I understand that having to explain a joke removes the humor of it, I just wanted to help you understand why people find it funny. Also, I just looked up elderberries, and the scientific name is Sambucus and the one I believe being referenced is Sambucus nigra, as it is found in Europe. Might be a more common wine in Europe than here, and would have made the joke easier to understand. As for going back and watching The Holy Grail, or anything Monty Python related, I highly suggest you at least give his work a second chance, a lot of current day comedy is influenced by him.

@hawk4731 5 жыл бұрын

@@leonmorte7241, It came off a little bit that way, but so did mine, and that is just how opinions work sometimes. I pretty much invited this conversation by attacking anybody who likes those movies, but that is kind of the point. I want to hear others opinions on something I may be missing out on, especially something as iconic as Monty Python. It is well respected and I will give it another chance, but I have always found British humor pretty dry and less engaging in the moment.

@nerd9347. 4 жыл бұрын

Never have I ever heard The Doctor curse so much that his lines had to be *blooped* 10+ times in 1 film.

@stuartcousins9269 4 жыл бұрын

The Best Cartman Insult was in The South Park movie when Cartman gets out a Megaphone to in response to Mr. Garsion's "How would you like to go the Principle".

@cmainenike8128 5 жыл бұрын

Those joke in the beginning were cringy

@YuniorGamboa 5 жыл бұрын

Its been so cringey lately since they reached 20 million subscribers

@Chitownhomestead 5 жыл бұрын

The worst... soooo embarrassing

@cainealexander-mccord2805 5 жыл бұрын

The Sandlot joke was stolen word for word from a MASH episode.

@blueschild61 3 жыл бұрын

"How much do you weigh?" "120" "Yeah... In your bra." Liar Liar

@Busker_3000 5 жыл бұрын

Watching this when it got honorable mentions I'm thinking to myself "oh come on! it didn't even make the list!?!" But then it was number one. Caught myself screaming 'yes' so loud.