We Filmed Tardigrade Sex!
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4 жыл бұрынIn our Season 2 debut, we're diving back into the world of our favorite little water bear friends!
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@JamsGerms 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, I am a porn director now. 😂
@LucasRizzotto 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the career change, this is a promising fetish
@ariannacusmano9091 4 жыл бұрын
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@penguasakucing8136 4 жыл бұрын
More than that, it is not your usual hardcore porn nor garden-variety vanilla porn, but scat porn 4:04
@sarah3796 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@charliespinoza1966 4 жыл бұрын
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@WitheringRowan 4 жыл бұрын
Tardigrades swim like I run in dreams
@HabbaGlowSinema 4 жыл бұрын
Same,... lol good one. 👍
@MagisterMalleus 4 жыл бұрын
"Menage a troisdigrade" was absolutely not too much, and furthermore was excellent.
@roneliadelgrange8315 4 жыл бұрын
The Drüid I definitely laughed out loud at that.
@Ed-zv8ot 4 жыл бұрын
Yup I'm going to call it 'Tard-play'!!
@tsopmocful1958 4 жыл бұрын
An excellent groaner.
@likebot. 4 жыл бұрын
Is it offensiveto call that little joke "retardigrade"?
@askhowiknow5527 4 жыл бұрын
The Drüid Hear hear!
@ameliamorrow1929 4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the hot bear on bear action I was looking for today
@tinkmarshino 4 жыл бұрын
yeah just makes you wanna.. poop and have sex huh!
@Ed-zv8ot 4 жыл бұрын
Nice?!
@MrJayPuff 4 жыл бұрын
Amelia Morrow this gave me a chuckle
@CaptWesStarwind 4 жыл бұрын
You win.
@Sciguy95 3 жыл бұрын
@@DanKillam I guarantee there's a parent somewhere that would freak out and try to cover their children's eyes and ears.
@sinnoh1814 4 жыл бұрын
6:47 That feeling when a Tardigrade lasts longer than you
@tlshortyshorty5810 4 жыл бұрын
ikr
@johnkean6852 4 жыл бұрын
Oooo stop it you ... just looking at you're body makes me climax 😘
@depausvandelilithkerk5785 4 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain😁
@Fruitcupper 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my abs! 😂😂😂😂😂
@fargonotic 4 жыл бұрын
Orin: daddy where do babies come from hank: hold on I have JUST the video for this
@a52productions 4 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how slow tardigrades are. They waggle their legs and scrape the water so much, but never... get... anywhere... Also, thanks so much for adding the scale ruler!
@r.blakehole932 4 жыл бұрын
Remember, they are being filmed on a glass slide. They probably do better in a more natural environment.
@PaulMab9 4 жыл бұрын
@@r.blakehole932 Always a good reminder!
@4saken404 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is the single thing that cracks me up the most about them. They are arguably one of the most successful species on Earth and have been around since the freaking Cambrian. But in all that time of an aquatic existence they don't even know how to swim. They just try to awkwardly climb around in the water on stubby little feet.
@Nadia1989 4 жыл бұрын
Never get anywhere, like some guys.
@movement2contact 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nadia1989 people guys..?
@Nexus2Eden 4 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind that their movements are so fluid and articulate for so few actual brain cells and size. Such elegance at such a minuscule scale...just mind blowing. 🤯
@Bee-tj8gc Жыл бұрын
Blows my mind it took a while hour for this thing to bust I wish I could last that long
@nzuckman 4 жыл бұрын
Someone: What kind of porn are you into? Me: It's... complicated
@sportsfails4998 4 жыл бұрын
Bestiality
@forestmann8170 4 жыл бұрын
60 minute man
@brah1646 3 жыл бұрын
@Nate Place both
@ostrich3335 3 жыл бұрын
Bear with me for a second
@brah1646 3 жыл бұрын
@@ostrich3335 jesus fuckin christ, that joke
@KooblyK 4 жыл бұрын
More like “Journey to the Microgasms” amirite
@ratchet1freak 4 жыл бұрын
no, -gasm is the postfix to use when trying to portmonteau a word with orgasm
@nadiamillones9979 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHA AMAZING
@thomasafrica9724 4 жыл бұрын
ba dum tssss
@Catastropheshe 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ashleyunderwood4855 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@cormacchesbrough3380 4 жыл бұрын
Wow you are right, Season 2 started out with a bang!
@qwerty_and_azerty 4 жыл бұрын
Multiple bangs
@LuisAldamiz 4 жыл бұрын
No microcosmic series is complete without some tardigrade smut... Great job, guys! Awaiting for the birthing episode and thanks for all the algae.
@caitlinhofmeister5200 4 жыл бұрын
I super appreciate the scale bar in this video. Also, I want a tardigrade valentine card, please!
@ValeriePallaoro 4 жыл бұрын
Entrepreneur notion right there!!
@revenevan11 4 жыл бұрын
4:14 is my new favorite euphemism, "poking the water bear"
@JuanCLeal 4 жыл бұрын
Tardigrade: Yeah, this seems like a nice spot, nobody is going to see us. . . . Hold my microscope!
@itskarl79 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh get your mind out of the petri dish!!!
@Kazemahou 4 жыл бұрын
This genuinely made me laugh. Great job!
@1joshjosh1 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@rotifer 4 жыл бұрын
*You think that's hot? You should see me with my wheel-bearing mouth parts out!*
@rekindle7602 4 жыл бұрын
@Gupie Dziecko rotifers do...
@thea_kober 4 жыл бұрын
@Gupie Dziecko there is *always* someone
@tardigrade7792 4 жыл бұрын
Yucks
@tasertag7513 4 жыл бұрын
@Gupie Dziecko The /d/eviants want a word and then some with you.
@GetToThePointAlready 4 жыл бұрын
@Gupie Dziecko Bold of you to make such assumptions on the internet.
@finnicknoth6409 4 жыл бұрын
Advancement made: how did we get here?
@iiragequitt 4 жыл бұрын
Well, Do you have 90 minutes?
@agh9224 4 жыл бұрын
Or 9 months
@Hat- 4 жыл бұрын
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@kenshiromilesvt.7037 4 жыл бұрын
Ding Ding Ding!!! Top of morning!!
@snowjohnson8095 4 жыл бұрын
When a minecraft advancement says what you are thinking 😂😂😂i just got this recommended for some reason and that was exactly my thought
@ruolbu 4 жыл бұрын
Just from the thumbnail I was CONVINCED that this was a zefrank episode XD
@charliespinoza1966 4 жыл бұрын
And *that* is how the tardigrades do
@knuckleburger 4 жыл бұрын
@@charliespinoza1966 Shit, you beat me to it!!! I just have a correction to make: And that's how the tardigrade doo. 😁
@ValeriePallaoro 4 жыл бұрын
@@knuckleburger lolz ... ohmygod so funny
@joshkrei2840 4 жыл бұрын
Why did I just watch this whole video, and why did I enjoy watching it, I have no idea
@4saken404 4 жыл бұрын
Because: Tardigrades.
@jakobraahauge7299 4 жыл бұрын
I guess it's a nice reminder that life is best when enjoyed 🥰 it just puts life in a perspective freed from the constraints of money
@tsopmocful1958 4 жыл бұрын
It's good to see a scale bar... ...especially when introduced on a sex tape.
@wonderwend1 4 жыл бұрын
James, you're making history !
@someonewithaphone3108 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, the quality content we subscribed for
@matiasolazabal87 4 жыл бұрын
So there`s tardigrade porn now *Just give me your music I love it*
@CatCaffeine 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Huang who does their music has a channel and is on Spotify (and probably itunes).
@Solizeus 4 жыл бұрын
Rule 34, there will always be a porn of it
@tiffanyangel1124 4 жыл бұрын
"Manage-á-trois-digrade" 😉😂
@trinomial-nomenclature 4 жыл бұрын
I know right.... I let out a little laugh, then I went back and listened to it again and it *still* made me laugh tee-hee. I thought it was cute!
@tinkmarshino 4 жыл бұрын
yeah that was funny huh...
@MegaTp4 4 жыл бұрын
*Ménage à trois
@linefortier8595 4 жыл бұрын
Very good!!!
@ayarel01 4 жыл бұрын
Love the size reference in the corner! Nice touch!
@Zander10102 4 жыл бұрын
I usually watch these videos over breakfast. Watching this while eating was slightly less pleasant than normal.
@majin2967 4 жыл бұрын
I MISSED THIS CHANNEL love all of yall this is the best stuff on youtube
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
I was a little aghast that this was on YT, until I realized PH doesn't have a category for this.... Yet.
@JamsGerms 4 жыл бұрын
Yet!
@awaitingthetrumpetcall4529 4 жыл бұрын
Not to worry: Tardigrad-ephilia is coming.
@jakobraahauge7299 4 жыл бұрын
Oh! 😂 PH is Pawn Hobb
@itzmedb8290 4 жыл бұрын
wouldnt that go under bestiality tho since.. they are animals
@brendanotoole5871 4 жыл бұрын
It's a treat seeing you on all my subs lol
@user-qx7tm5df8j 4 жыл бұрын
"But *Nature* had different plans" * scrapes remains from glasware into a trashbin * 😅
@BekloppterPinguin 2 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best show on YouToube, whilst being high as a kite. The music, the pictures and the voice are so chill and calm. love it
@ampPLrant 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the actual size units!!! I love to be able to get a sense for the length of things in real units.
@tudorpascu5294 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Journey to the microcosmos: *lol tardigrade porn*
@michagrill9432 4 жыл бұрын
Saw the notifocation, looked twice to make sure i disnt misread, clicked and wasn't disappointed XD
@ibi6262 4 жыл бұрын
04:10 Of all the fetish, of course it has to be scat. Dear god.
@totaleNonale 4 жыл бұрын
Dang, having grown up in Görlitz the mention of that little pension home of a town blew my freaking mind... I think i actually stood in front of the electron microscope where the research for this paper would be done a few years later... I think it's called SENckenberg museum though, hank 😉
@kellivallier5948 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on season two. I laughed so loud at ménage a troisdigrade that I scared my sleeping cat. Thank you for spending your life freely sharing awesome information with the masses Hank Green. And CrashCourse and SciShow series have huge places in my life, but this series... it is just so uniquely awesome. It’s a nice escape to escape the macro and learn from chill peaceful voiceover Hank for 15 minutes a week. It’s like a guided meditation but with micro goop, poop, and relations all thrown into the mix. Just so much awesome I can’t even handle it.
@IanGrams 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so very thankful you folks added a scale bar in response to feedback. It gives me a much better sense of scale along with the objective magnification. Can't wait to see what's next ☺️
@HayTatsuko 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaand now I'm incredibly anxious about Momma Tardigrade and her bebes for the next episode. Thanks for the lovely start to the new season of JttM, y'all. Every show you've made has been a real treat to witness! I look forwards (albeit with much trepidation, at least for the next show!) to seeing what comes about in 2020!
@Jetsamjunk 4 жыл бұрын
I love this channel and the footage you guys capture, thank you for your hours of observation and interest in the microscopic world and for sharing what you find with your channel. This is one of my top favorite channels, from commentary to the footage you capture, your videos are so soothing and interesting, I fucking love it!
@Nyambui 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all of the interesting content. My mother recently broke her back, and her sleep is disturbed before her next pain medication. The content on this channel is both interesting and soothing for her. Thanks again!
@XavierXonora 4 жыл бұрын
I love how much of the content you're involved in just turns into science sometimes
@ckl8a 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo on the scale bar! I'm one of the people who requested it and it's a great addition. thanks for paying attention to your fans!
@cinezoic 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Fantastic!!! Congratulations on season 1 been a fan since episode 1.
@kf10147 4 жыл бұрын
I love what you've done with your scale bar! It felt a little large at first but I got use to it by the end. I would love to hear more about your silly names for individuals and acts though ménage à troidigrade was a little much. Happy to have you back!
@TheGeocacheHunter 4 жыл бұрын
Have you thought about cataloging your videos and submitting them to various research teams to help with their research? I bet you could be the start of a whole new wave of scientific discoveries!
@cultistofdarkness1661 4 жыл бұрын
I wrote a elaborate answer to this question, but youtube said no, and I lost 10 minute of my life writing that, so please accept this short answer. No they do not have good enough material and scientists have better
@tsopmocful1958 4 жыл бұрын
Tardigrades pooping on each other.
@YagamiKou 4 жыл бұрын
when the material is good enough they can do what SmarterEveryday does sometimes and actually write and submit a paper with the better documentations
@TheGeocacheHunter 4 жыл бұрын
@@YagamiKou I was thinking more of what Ants Canada does when filming his pet ants. He's submitted his footage to actual researchers to use in their papers.
@YagamiKou 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGeocacheHunter ye that could work but different microbes are often researched by different researchers so it would be somewhat coinsidental if u managed to find someone working on what u just happened to find other then that and maybe a trust/fidelity issue there would be minor hurdles but its probably alot easier then writing a full paper
@fakajuu9519 4 жыл бұрын
This is a lovely series, thank you for your work!
@Thiago_morreu 4 жыл бұрын
Great job, I've been searching about it a while, thanks for you all
@newswriting 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting more comments celebrating the screen-independent scale bar.
@marks4058 4 жыл бұрын
How on Earth can you narrate so clearly with your tongue so firmly in your cheek? Good job!
@JohnMichaelson 4 жыл бұрын
This, among many other reasons, is why this site remains a valuable place despite all the upheavals. What a wonderful video.
@blagfire 4 жыл бұрын
As a German, I really enjoyed hearing Hank trying to say Schneckenberg and Görlitz :D
@bananaman4477 4 жыл бұрын
People with tardigraee fetish: I`LL TAKE AN ENTYRE STOCK!
@2nerC9 4 жыл бұрын
István Soós *entire
@agh9224 4 жыл бұрын
Your*
@Ed-zv8ot 4 жыл бұрын
Yup I'm going to call it 'Tard-play'!!
@jasepoag8930 4 жыл бұрын
"Poking the waterbear" is my new preferred euphemism for sex.
@Minecraftgnom 4 жыл бұрын
I must say I'm glad you've managed to fix the size-issues by displaying relative lengths on the bottom right of the screen. This will allow for a proper understanding of the actual size of this cosmos! :D
@mmtruooao8377 4 жыл бұрын
This is wonderful! Thanks for sharing y'all ❤️
@LouisGedo 4 жыл бұрын
*This is a new level of epic!*
@00Skyfox 4 жыл бұрын
Instead of the usual dreamy New Age music playing in the background, this should have been accompanied by some classic 70s porno music.
@Arrowed_Sparrow 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you guys actually got this on camera! You and the wizard behind the microscope are awesome.
@iiragequitt 4 жыл бұрын
Microcosmos: How did we get here? Me: Well, do you have 90 minutes? *Not everyone will understand*
@iiragequitt 2 жыл бұрын
@Ismail Takach youtuber jacksepticeye "how did we get here?" live show with the tagline "do you have 90 minutes?" and minecraft achievement "how did we get here?"
@ChakChanChak 4 жыл бұрын
welcome back. nice to see you again
@tf3confirmedbuthv54 4 жыл бұрын
Not what I expected yalls next upload to be, but hell, it’s the interaction between 2 other organisms to make another one! That’s neat :)
@aseeker2269 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't they technically doing it out in public? They're so naughty
@ketsuekikumori9145 4 жыл бұрын
They're exhibitionists.
@cycoholic 4 жыл бұрын
Tardigrade dogging....
@qwerty_and_azerty 4 жыл бұрын
ASeeker they’re exhibitionists and we’re voyeurs, apparently. I wonder if they consented to this....
@creationfied 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes.
@aseeker2269 4 жыл бұрын
@@creationfied haha and 69 looks like two tardigrades. Kinda.
@rsablosky 4 жыл бұрын
This series has the best background music of any channel on KZfaq. On other channels the music ranges from distracting, to irritating, to perfectly unbearable. On this channel it's "a free glass of Primitivo-for me? Why thank you very much."
@alyssaisasquirrel 4 жыл бұрын
THE BABY IS SO CUTE I can’t wait for next week 😍
@darrenkrivit6854 4 жыл бұрын
Tardiporn😄 Great start to the new season!
@danielr7644 4 жыл бұрын
I like where this channel is going
@mariusmedes1853 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see the fruits 😂...can't wait for your next upload guys...great channel, thank you for expanding my knowledge ✌
@saptarshighosal5046 4 жыл бұрын
I am enjoying your videos very much. Pls dont stop uploading :) love your picture and narration
@Souljahna 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! I am totally in love with this Journey....
@sophiarose03 4 жыл бұрын
YOURE BACK!!!🥰🥰🥰
@cmacdhon 4 жыл бұрын
This is even better than watching Cinemax after midnight!
@LinucNerd 4 жыл бұрын
This video will be... Micro-Demonetized c:
@sophiarose03 4 жыл бұрын
8:34 Actually me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I have never wanted a Monday to come so badly before!!!!
@Galbex21 4 жыл бұрын
You are the Bob Ross of the microcosm. Thank you for this amaizing videos.
@pinnacleexpress420 4 жыл бұрын
some of those shots are stellar.
@ioratv 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my how lewd
@dandanthedandan7558 4 жыл бұрын
Read this in Nep's voice
@cococate_8009 4 жыл бұрын
Scandalous!!
@jonsey3645 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you all. This is unbelievable and very special.
@kazooboi8001 4 жыл бұрын
Hank green and andrew huang!!!! Wth THE BEST COMBINATION OF SCIENCE AND MUSIC AND I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW HOLY SHITTT
@Titousensei 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best ASMR science channel!!!
@travisdeluca2363 4 жыл бұрын
This content is SO well done.
@jakobraahauge7299 4 жыл бұрын
The science apart, I think tarfigrades are adorable! To see such small creatures living their lives makes me see society in a wonderful perspective! Money seems so, well I'll just say it, overvalued. Thank you so much guys, this was spectacular! 😎👍
@Imbapiranha 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, actually laughed reading the title!
@TigraMatician_ 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, a size of these things is indicated. I like this more than some water bear on water bear action :)
@ReidMerrill 4 жыл бұрын
"A Multitude of Bangs" is my favorite John Green book.
@sadranafezi4006 2 жыл бұрын
Tardigrades last one hour!!!! Good job bro👍
@Treemeadow 4 жыл бұрын
waterbears? moss piglets? they are manateenies
@gijoemolinaro 4 жыл бұрын
Great vid thank you for your time and effort...absolutely fantastic 👌👏👏👏
@jajwarehouse1 4 жыл бұрын
The scale line is very much appreciated.
@norelfarjun3554 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I do a microscopy session I find myself humming "tanana tana, tnana tana, tanana tana ti tanana tana"
@yoshyoka 4 жыл бұрын
That was a surprise, thank you!
@rhijulbec1 4 жыл бұрын
MY TARDIES. Oh how I love them. My absolute favourite micro-organism Jenn 🇨🇦
@qwerty_and_azerty 4 жыл бұрын
*Micro-orgasm
@bcjmythical9576 4 жыл бұрын
Cells at Work didn't prepare me for this.... Help! Anyway, luv your vids forever. Keep up the good work! I like Season 2 already 😏
@vertyisprobablydead 4 жыл бұрын
Probably because this series has nothing to do with the subject of cells at work, dumb weeb!
@lightningwingdragon973 3 жыл бұрын
Menage a troi-tegrage. BEST. PUN. EVER! Also...going at it for over an hour? Dang, you go little guy!
@Restilia_ch 4 жыл бұрын
Yay, they added a scale to the video! Real nice touch so we get a better sense of how flipping tiny these all are.
@bradmetcalf5333 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta watch Hank in incognito mode now
@bxbrxss7312 4 жыл бұрын
I literally had to see if this wasn't click-bait. It actually wasn't.
@baiqing 4 жыл бұрын
Now this is the content I originally signed up for
@thedoruk6324 4 жыл бұрын
This is too *Glorious!*
@Catastropheshe 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently awkwardness of sex is universal 😂
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