Terrible Kung Fu Panda Knockoffs

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@maxcrawfish5987 4 жыл бұрын

"That one guy in the corner who's high" Assuming all the writers weren't high while making this

@theoneprobe2087 4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@DalTheFox 4 жыл бұрын

I mean... be honest. Most Disney writers were probably high too.

@banjofrog7953 4 жыл бұрын

They spiked Rob and Tom.

@maxm6615 3 жыл бұрын

He just smoked the most weed

@SkiddlyBink Жыл бұрын

ted nailed the high laugh

@mokry8382 4 жыл бұрын

I like how the panda in the first movie isn't even a panda, he's a koala colored like a panda

@mawsd9985 4 жыл бұрын

Like BR uH

@tallguy8719 4 жыл бұрын

he's just kinda like a being

@koreno5420 4 жыл бұрын

@Killer Doge097 u mean gorilla?

@koreno5420 4 жыл бұрын

@Killer Doge097 1. Wow, speed. 2. What did u mean then?

@DunkleCheese 4 жыл бұрын

Koreno 8 he meant golira

@Oliver62626 2 жыл бұрын

“No one insults grandpa except grandma” probably the best line in this terrible movie

@CactusCanon Жыл бұрын

Except for Norm MacDonald saying "During the ceremony, a despicable rat with a despicable plan snuck into Maryland from an *evil* parallel dimension"

@phokingamajing Жыл бұрын

@@CactusCanon lol norm wasn't even trying to not say Maryland

@beetle_beetled5945 2 ай бұрын

I read your comment RIGHT as it happened in the video,,,, That was wild

@sirdurtle9519 2 жыл бұрын

Every time anyone said Merry Land the only thing I could think was Maryland and that honestly makes the plot way better

@marion.saturn Жыл бұрын

Same! It felt a little off when Ted was roasting the name because I thought they meant Maryland lmao

@nanni-buyerofcopper 10 ай бұрын

No one can convince me Maryland actually exists

@RealBlaireBear 10 ай бұрын

@justanamericantanker6969 As someone who "lives in Maryland" it doesnt exist its not real

@dopesickdog 10 ай бұрын

@@RealBlaireBear so it's all just a simulation? THAT explains why one of the cities is named after Bethesda Softworks

@RealBlaireBear 10 ай бұрын

@dopesickdog Yes, everyone here is just a part of the simulation.

@Styxintheriver 4 жыл бұрын

As a guitarist, I can confirm that my fingers move like confused caterpillars dying of frostbite, obviously.

@turdy_water7646 4 жыл бұрын

Can you play the American Dad theme song on the guitar

@tompaddle_ 4 жыл бұрын

@@turdy_water7646 The only question that matter

@Styxintheriver 4 жыл бұрын

TURDY_ WATER I cannot. I realize my crimes and will learn it immediately

@GreyPlaysTunes 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s Steve Via’s technique

@mini0nator 4 жыл бұрын

also guitarist here. can confirm fingers also move like confused caterpillars dying of frostbite

@joshisnotok5312 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Maryland is such a stupid name for a place I couldn’t think of worse name for a place especially if it was a name of a state omg imagine

@mothsprojects 4 жыл бұрын

as if Maryland is even real

@danp9811 4 жыл бұрын

@@mothsprojects can confirm, live there

@dopples9004 4 жыл бұрын

Nashoba is a much better name for a state.

@mothsprojects 4 жыл бұрын

@@danp9811 you are not real

@vc9491 4 жыл бұрын

wasn't Maryland named after that one Queen that executed a lot of people aka bloody mary

@anonymous-yk9sz Жыл бұрын

“A DESPICABLE RAT WITH A DESCPICABLE PLAN” couldn’t have been better since it was said by Norm, no else could have said it lmao

@thequeenofcringe1585 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact. When Kung fu Panda was released, China’s reaction was basically “Why didn’t we think of that?”

@miokosp8093 4 жыл бұрын

He's a troll, hes a bit hunched over. He is clearly a gamer.

@csnoot 4 жыл бұрын

682 likes but no replies? ok still ruining it

@MystyDW 4 жыл бұрын

2 actually

@miokosp8093 4 жыл бұрын

@@csnoot Lol I didnt even know i got any likes until you commented

@ZachGrabas 3 жыл бұрын

Gaming™️

@pippanin6008 3 жыл бұрын

@TommyInnit looking at u bud

@Styxintheriver 4 жыл бұрын

The master panda’s voice sounds like they recorded it, posted it on KZfaq, set it to 1.25 speed, and screen recorded it.

@cobblecola 3 жыл бұрын

set it to 0.75 speed*

@loser3946 3 жыл бұрын

with mobizen

@koltonbb7920 3 жыл бұрын

Bro U have 3 comments with over 400 likes. Well done

@justsomepineapples 2 жыл бұрын

I have now become thoroughly convinced that the only reason the main character is named Patrick is so that Tom Kenny could refer to him as Patrick and remind people that this is in fact the man who plays Sponge Bob

@GippyHappy Ай бұрын

As soon as his character said Patrick I was like "They knew what they were doing."

@helenyvonnee3463 Жыл бұрын

I was wierdly obsessed with The Prodigy for about a year of my life, I didn't think other people knew its existed because it came across as such an underground film, even as a kid

@kjaxthegrate 5 ай бұрын

It's weirdly fascinating because it's kinda clear that the writer is familiar with this specific genre, it's just underfunded. It honestly feels like it would be pretty okay if they had more to work with.

@Meatle. 3 жыл бұрын

"I won't eat your poison, Gwyneth Paltrow" sounds like if John Mulaney talked about goop.

@number1granolahfan889 3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine him doing that

@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 2 жыл бұрын

I can hear him

@evilinandlemonduo 2 жыл бұрын

I can't unsee or unhear that now.

@redmist6630 2 жыл бұрын

that "Chinese guitar" will be using the teddy beat in court to show where he was touched for sure wtf i love this

@redmist6630 2 жыл бұрын

ok also the tag scene was throwing off weird vibes too

@krissy6386 4 жыл бұрын

as a kid i was so obsessed with the prodigy that every time my family went to the library ,which was every week, id just keep renewing the dvd until i couldnt anymore. it got so out of hand that my brother and parents would have to beg me to no watch it anymore. now looking back i feel like i was cursed by it or something

@Imalsoerin 2 жыл бұрын

some librarian saw the « the prodigy » disc and was like: yep. That looks correct!

@stale-cupcakes 2 жыл бұрын

@@Imalsoerin as the daughter of a children's librarian - it's not really the fault of the librarians for getting shitty dollar store movies like that, usually the library board or whoever will give them a super tight budget but still insist they get more movies. It's something my mom will complain about daily

@ah-kj7jd 2 жыл бұрын

I watched this as a kid as well and forgot about it until I watched this, and realized that it makes up some of my core associations

@gasterthemaster6490 2 жыл бұрын

I also loved The prodigy as a kid. My parents had this friend who watched crappy movies and one day he showed me The prodigy. I loved it, but after some time he lost the movie.

@East16 Жыл бұрын

@@stale-cupcakes do you get any perks as daughter of librarian or anything? I imagine it must be cool because of the wide variety of books you're exposed to?

@dymaxion3988 Жыл бұрын

Both of these movies feel like D&D campaigns: the prodigy is DMd and played entirely by well-meaning beginners, and panda warrior is run by a devious troll who had a bit too much to smoke.

@milessoup9246 6 ай бұрын

Lmao this is the best summary

@sophiavg5713 Жыл бұрын

"Merryland is the stupidest name for a place I've ever heard" People from Maryland: 👁👄👁

@jake0098 Жыл бұрын

I thought this exact thing! I'm from the UK but I immediately thought "Isn't that a real place???"

@boinge2435 4 жыл бұрын

“That is the stupidest name I’ve ever heard” *sweats nervously in living in Maryland*

@thatguy6577 3 жыл бұрын

We aren’t real

@boinge2435 3 жыл бұрын

That Guy i agree

@yawilli09 3 жыл бұрын

Boinge i too agree that i a marylander am not real

@tonypalma9376 3 жыл бұрын

At least they didn’t name it baltimore lmao

@ezekielc6078 3 жыл бұрын

we simply do not exist

@ihavenoclue5003 3 жыл бұрын

The prodigy looks like an early 2000’s bible animated movie

@caelands 3 жыл бұрын

Happy to be the 100th like

@filipjasinski5498 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@SlapstickGenius23 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha that’s kitsch!

@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 3 жыл бұрын

One probably made in poland. Nothing against poland because I'm polish.

@kylejesus9271 3 жыл бұрын

Remember what the bible says

@Manigeitora Жыл бұрын

I think what actually happens in The Legend of Panda Warrior is that when Patrick falls off the cliff, the light coming from the necklace is actually the "light at the end of the tunnel" when you die, and Merryland is Hell. He died in cowardice and went to Hell for it. That's why he can't leave.

@PurpleMoth459 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact of the day: lighters were actually invented before matches

@kittycatmeowmeow963 11 ай бұрын

Really? Who knew?🔥

@pastanbacon 4 жыл бұрын

"I won't eat your poison Gwyneth Paltrow" is now my favourite quote

@herocrossfire2046 3 жыл бұрын

Joe's Gaming Channel it’s so appropriate because of goop her “alternative medicine” company which we all know is just code for poison

@pastanbacon 3 жыл бұрын

@@herocrossfire2046 100%

@SlapstickGenius23 3 жыл бұрын

A hundred percent meh.

@breads8764 3 жыл бұрын

The Goop in a nutshell

@sadboy-sx2ku 3 жыл бұрын

Quick someone make their likes 666 Also im the 665th like

@jackconnolly2230 4 жыл бұрын

Teds gonna be pissed when he finds about Maryland, USA

@yawilli09 3 жыл бұрын

Now I don’t know if I am real. I was told I was born, raised and I still live in this Mary-land

@who_is_green1820 3 жыл бұрын

@Charlie that's not Jack Connolly that's Don Cheadle lmao

@who_is_green1820 3 жыл бұрын

@Charlie you right

@-spacenav-6054 3 жыл бұрын

@@yawilli09 bro same, where do you live 👀

@Brunter71 3 жыл бұрын

I live there and can cofirm the film was an accurate depiction of life

@panderingnducks7904 2 жыл бұрын

the clips of footage from the second movie is the only thing that prevents that entire thing from sounding like ted explaining his weird dream to a friend

@cheesydelphox1552 Жыл бұрын

For some reason I actually kind of like some of the character design in The Adventures of Panda Warrior. Like, the fashionable goat? Love her. They actually put effort into this movie and it's borderline scary.

@C-Midori Жыл бұрын

I actually agree. Spinny (the mad science monkey) looks kinda cool IMO, and actually reminds me of some forgotten PlayStation or Xbox game character, and I feel a little awkward for sorta liking a mockbuster.

@Shiratto 9 ай бұрын

It’s borderline scary alright

@hobobohemian 4 ай бұрын

Jimmy ginseng is my favorite now

@flyingstonemon3564 2 ай бұрын

The fact it lined up with actual fairytale bits and mythical elements was what got me wide eyed, this is as if they knew their homework but made some clusterfuck out of mixing every story together. This feels like if 5 or 6 books got compressed into one movie and then got localized poorly into English.

@onenerd9573 2 ай бұрын

The goat is actually a pretty good design, ngl.

@aaronmunoz2835 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Jack black actually started eating only bamboo to get fully in character for the movie. Sadly this was not good for him so his teeth broke/fell out and he died shortly after recording and was replaced with a clone

@flamo2666 4 жыл бұрын

BroThatsSoFuckingSad..

@literallyleo 4 жыл бұрын

@@flamo2666 BroWhyDoYouFuckingTypeLikeThis

@flamo2666 4 жыл бұрын

Literally Leo Idk what you’re talking about.

@literallyleo 4 жыл бұрын

@@flamo2666 what-

@butter1560 4 жыл бұрын

Literally Leo Bro wth are you talking about?

@ADRdaniel 3 жыл бұрын

The second movie seems like a overbugeted mobile game ad

@dooryurshoot8552 3 жыл бұрын

So raid shadow legends?

@platy4700 3 жыл бұрын

dooryur Shoot Yeah, pretty much.

@Pureony 3 жыл бұрын

It’s just Rise of Kingdom ads but first person

@_smallmac_ 3 жыл бұрын

I also said this

@exzyyd392 3 жыл бұрын

@@Pureony I don't think you know what first person means

@jenconvertibles Жыл бұрын

The difference between that character and Gwyneth Paltrow is that one of them manufactures potions and poisons, and the other one is a character in an animated kids movie.

@user-nl3vl3zl5h 11 ай бұрын

can we just appreciate the line "No one insults grandpa, except grandma!" like that really says a lot about their family and I am living for it

@Josh-ck9bv 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry ted I have to go do chores. I’ll be back when I’m done. (I’m back)

@TedNivison 4 жыл бұрын

Okay let me know when you’re back

@Jack-sc9cd 4 жыл бұрын

Ted Nivison ballse

@Gambob 4 жыл бұрын

He’s not back

@Awfulfeature 4 жыл бұрын

You back yet bro?

@soap4914 4 жыл бұрын

dude where the FUCK are u.

@jordyn1158 4 жыл бұрын

Ted i was watching this at my grandparents and my grandma said you're "quite the handsome lad" so if things don't work out with Maddie,,, grandma's open

@TedNivison 4 жыл бұрын

baboom!

@gooby8773 4 жыл бұрын

Ted Nivison epic win

@Soulraven2735 4 жыл бұрын

@JakoB I What do you mean? Ted is pretty much the literal real life version of a Chad

@tybandztybozo1995 4 жыл бұрын

Hey man I know you don’t know me but times are hard. Is your grandmother still available?

@Gustoberg 5 ай бұрын

When people say "how did tom kenny get to this?" they forget that actual voice actors are aways scrambling to get their name out there, in Brazil there are less than 30 voice actors that voice most characters, I have a thing with my mom where we try to find Guilherme Briggs dubbing a character because he is in MOST animated movies and series (most recently he's the PT-BR voice actor for Caine from the amazing digital circus)

@EaseeCheesee 2 жыл бұрын

I used to watch The Prodigy when i was a kid and honestly I thought I’d just had a terrible fever dream but no, It was real and I’m in shambles. I live in fear.

@mjtraeger_official 3 жыл бұрын

The only character ever to simultaneously pull off both "wise/knowlegeable" and "witty/goofy" was Uncle Iroh from ATLA.

@haileyalexis6193 3 жыл бұрын

i was gonna say miyagi from karate kid but he was more wise/knowledgeable than witty/goofy

@dashing3608 3 жыл бұрын

YES MY GUY!

@catchtherainb0w503 3 жыл бұрын

does master roshi count?

@CMFlil 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@perrydunetz882 3 жыл бұрын

Nah it’s a pretty common trope in anime, Urahara in bleach, master Roshi, the best example is master genkai in yu yu hakusho, though her goofiness is mostly sarcasm,

@FireballFlareblitz734 3 жыл бұрын

This comment section is the most anyone has ever talked about Maryland in recent years.

@ezekielc6078 3 жыл бұрын

i hate how accurate this is. no one gives a shit about maryland

@DomStu700 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah our state is kinda just there

@_miskita 3 жыл бұрын

@@ezekielc6078 hurts a lil but youre right

@karenh.a.7008 3 жыл бұрын

@papajohn5279 3 жыл бұрын

If I'm being 100% honest, I didn't even know it existed.

@stevenditomasso3446 2 жыл бұрын

I like how he mentions,in the second review,that the last battle was he weirdest part as if the everything that came before and after wasn’t already weird

@lordedmundblackadder9321 Жыл бұрын

they should have called her KGB girl and set the movie in the Eastern Bloc and it’s a dark and gritty movie about the horrific reality of Soviet authoritarianism.

@chlorineii 4 жыл бұрын

The first movie felt like watching someone’s insane dnd session.

@The_Scatting_Prairie_Dog 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@_-LL-_ 3 жыл бұрын

** my dnd session

@destrious8133 Жыл бұрын

I started looking at it through this lense and I genuinely think you're right, they got Enlarge (the spell), everything feels very fast paced, it's like a very first time dm decided to run a game for One friend who's just learning and they dont quite get the rules yet

@Lylaris_or_Garuk Жыл бұрын

Oh my dear lord I want to see someone do something like this

@IrregularityRowan 9 ай бұрын

and the second one sounds like someone's fever dream

@spacepanda_5556 3 жыл бұрын

The entire 2nd movie just gives off “and I shit you not, he turns himself into a pickle” energy

@azo97654 Жыл бұрын

@@broadex9080 I’m reporting this

@jenniferdunstan5065 Жыл бұрын

@@azo97654 same

@Viralvison Жыл бұрын

@@jenniferdunstan5065 i am also reporting this

@jenniferdunstan5065 Жыл бұрын

@@Viralvison good

@aarasko 6 ай бұрын

CACKLING YOUR SO RIGHT

@Tree-House69 Жыл бұрын

The 2nd one absolutely sounds like it was written during someones really bad trip, it gives me the vibes of weird japanese commercials or niche TV shows.

@thejeemsmemes Жыл бұрын

22:58 i can hear spongebob

@stonespicher2207 2 ай бұрын

Sounds more like another character in SpongeBob that he probably also played

@Styxintheriver 4 жыл бұрын

The real question is: why is Patrick’s nose so big?????? Everyone else’s nose is proportional but Patrick’s face is like 70% nose

@marianokaz1503 4 жыл бұрын

Also, he looks like Jackie Chan.

@bigpigeon2384 4 жыл бұрын

So he can sniff out the tastiest feet

@skilled_boi4076 4 жыл бұрын

Not a secret pidgeon overlord Of doom I really wish you hadn’t said that

@NoNameFace000 4 жыл бұрын

Nightcore Sorcerer oh but he did, and now you have to live with it.

@bigpigeon2384 4 жыл бұрын

Nightcore Sorcerer but i did so what now

@shrooooomie 3 жыл бұрын

Everything in "The Prodigy" looks like its covered in a thin layer of oil

@thisisacommentbyaperson9671 2 жыл бұрын

nah, it's piss and gasoline

@hectorryan7591 2 жыл бұрын

@@thisisacommentbyaperson9671 either way america is going to invade for OIL

@redmist6630 2 жыл бұрын

14:56 vine boom

@lizzieandmocha1131 2 жыл бұрын

@@thisisacommentbyaperson9671 which is what the creators were chugging when they made the movie

@doge_testies4070 2 жыл бұрын

They're waiting for it to rain

@chrono9503 9 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure Tom Kenny is an SCP that manifests whenever there is a vacancy of a voice actor

@luthientinuviel3883 Ай бұрын

Fr he voices in a movie made by a Japanese cult too

@moosenman 12 күн бұрын

He’s my personal scp who stalks me whenever I’m trying to watch anything animated.

@newshirrt Жыл бұрын

I’m a couple of years too late to this video but I just want to say the reason the hippo in the second movie wants to be referred to as a river horse is probably that the word for hippo in mandarin (河馬) literally translates to that, so yeah

@MajesticGoatt 3 жыл бұрын

Patrick is lucky he ended up in that part of Maryland. He wouldn't last a second in Baltimore

@FirstnameLastname-hv3rm 3 жыл бұрын

He would get shot lol

@hibiscustea1377 3 жыл бұрын

FR THO

@dhno 2 жыл бұрын

he would get scammed so fast 😭

@jackelle8250 2 жыл бұрын

number three on the top crime city baby !! You love to see it

@sarahharman9879 4 жыл бұрын

Tedular: "Maryland? That's the stupidest name ever." Me, who lives in Maryland: *sweats nervously*

@2ooo996 4 жыл бұрын

You do not live in Maryland.

@morty1504 4 жыл бұрын

@@2ooo996 hey you dont know that

@petersansgaming8783 4 жыл бұрын

Atleast you don't live in Nashoba

@sarahharman9879 4 жыл бұрын

@@2ooo996 WRONG

@Imaniluv3 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@kormagogthedestroyer 2 жыл бұрын

As someone from Maryland, I approve of The Adventures of Panda Warrior’s message.

@luckyfargo2751 2 жыл бұрын

" A despicable rat with a despicable plan" R.I.P Norm

@patrickneedham6515 3 жыл бұрын

27:32 "Struggle town, population Patrick." Like damn I feel attacked

@anyalaASMR 3 жыл бұрын

@patrickmeeks1594 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@dashing3608 3 жыл бұрын

Is "Needham" really your real last name? Because that would be so freaking awesome. (I have respect for that name)

@rochambeau7197 3 жыл бұрын

@@dashing3608 this sandwich should needham but already has 6 pounds of turkey on it

@slimjimmy5159 2 жыл бұрын

How much Ham

@Kr1tixal 4 жыл бұрын

“There are no accidents”- master oogaway

@ashikjaman1940 4 жыл бұрын

Kappa Oh yeah Oogway? Then explain me!

@mikado40 4 жыл бұрын

Kappa clearly mater oogway did not foresee these movies

@yew2489 4 жыл бұрын

*oogway

@treycotter 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Picklesnout stop

@TrangNguyen-ux8rz 4 жыл бұрын

HO HO

@iSyf 2 жыл бұрын

25:29 Now *THIS* is favourite puppy!

@Olliv3tree Ай бұрын

OMG not the Chuckle Sandwich reference! :O

@mitrxi601 2 жыл бұрын

so i translated “Jing Yu Meng” in google. it supposedly means “Pure Feather Dream” (in traditional chinese) now i’m just curious to the lore behind mr. corkscrew-neck here lmao

@wibblers562 3 жыл бұрын

Patrick: Everyone lives in harmony in Maryland! Maryland: *is at war as literally the plot of the movie*

@Pizmos Жыл бұрын

Why did they have to choose Maryland. I live in the US state of Maryland

@solsolsolomon Жыл бұрын

@@Pizmos Same

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын

@@Pizmos you poor thing

@Ethan-mz4kv 4 жыл бұрын

“A despicable rat with a despicable plan” is up there with “a powerful rat named Charles entertainment cheese”

@vanny1334 Жыл бұрын

Bro ☠️☠️☠️☠️

@swollenheadofdragon832 Жыл бұрын

29:36 It sounds kinda like something spongebob would say

@itsab1216 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched all three of these ‘knock off movies’ videos at least 5 times times each lol, i’d love to see more :)

@x3Rmal 3 жыл бұрын

Top ten characters who can defeat Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet: Number 1: Patrick when Thanos disses his grandpa

@SunsetPro. 3 жыл бұрын

Momento Mori

@x3Rmal 3 жыл бұрын

@@SunsetPro. Indeed, my friend.

@Psychopatz 3 жыл бұрын

enough with that thanos crap.... jesus

@LKNRZ 2 жыл бұрын

@@Psychopatz that's right, who can defeat Jesus now.

@jackskelton1674 2 жыл бұрын

Number 2: Master Panda and his Watermelons

@wizwizard7382 3 жыл бұрын

The second film feels like a different person was writing the story every ten minutes.

@FrankiieBeauty Жыл бұрын

You know that game where you fold up paper and you take turns drawing body parts and unfold it to see what you made? Like that Aha

@teemingwithasininitea Жыл бұрын

Yes! Or like that ‘one word at a time’ challenge/game

@sevencents7 Жыл бұрын

or 1 guy who got rlly high

@demothiguillermo2059 11 ай бұрын

@@sevencents7 or 1 guy who swapped between different kinds and levels of high

@spectrobesarecool9740 Жыл бұрын

24:42 this sounds like a fever dream

@melaniealen3940 2 жыл бұрын

This is my comfort video- i put it on in the morning when getting ready and in the background when studying thanks Ted ❤️

@ravrav6433 4 жыл бұрын

if you just listen to the audio it sounds like ted is describing a fever dream

@lukes401k 3 жыл бұрын

Or an acid trip

@jaspermervin5204 3 жыл бұрын

woah

@nicolasa.3192 3 жыл бұрын

@@lukes401k That's a lot of acid

@lukes401k 3 жыл бұрын

Nicolas A. Ikr

@wendymccoy1093 3 жыл бұрын

You don't have to close your eyes for it to be a fever dream.

@koreno5420 3 жыл бұрын

I like how the drumbeat in the prodigy is a full on drumset, with hi-hats and everything, when in reality, the panda is just banging halfassed on some kegs.

@christophercruz3835 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@katjosephperez8772 Жыл бұрын

That part really got to me, and I am NOT a musician. It was just glaringly obvious. The FIRST BEAT of their impromptu jam session is played on a hi-hat. There’s no metal remotely near him, yet there would be some mugs and pots in the tavern. I’m pretty sure there isn’t a full drumset in Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, but there are enough drums that it isn’t distracting or noticeable to most people in the milk bar scene. Plus that game was made for the N64 decades ago. The princess had polygons for hands. The Prodigy’s panda-colored koala beating on bulging, squishy drums to play that song is egregious.

@TheyHe_V 2 жыл бұрын

29:16 How I be looking when my sleep paralysis demon emerges from out of my closet:

@Thoughtless427 2 жыл бұрын

Norm MacDonald being in the second one was a twist I literally could only have seen coming if had I been given omniscience.

@haner7462 4 жыл бұрын

Where was the spoiler warning?! I was literally about to finish The Prodigy

@ethanholka3422 4 жыл бұрын

When Ted says that Merryland isn’t real, but you yourself realizes this actually takes place in Baltimore, Maryland

@bigpapigay3681 4 жыл бұрын

i’m honestly disappointed in my city knowing this information

@varunrajesh1028 4 жыл бұрын

big papi gay yikes

@cfro458 4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Holka The thing is that Baltimore has no peace though it is the exact opposite of what he describes

@livispuzzled 4 жыл бұрын

as someone from a bordering state of Maryland i can confirm

@nerdfish7970 4 жыл бұрын

Me then living in merry land 👁👄👁

@HOPS444_5 2 жыл бұрын

21:20 im high af and i felt that lol made me choke on my nerds rope

@Jayshiver 2 жыл бұрын

28:58 is the most amazing thing ever

@keish1175 4 жыл бұрын

"Merryland is peaceful" Baltimore Maryland murder count last year: 348

@roccobrooks7521 3 жыл бұрын

@@mikem9098 chicago is only 329 in 2019, less total and per capita, baltimore also has a higher violent crime rate, get on our level

@jasmine-yh1mo 3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT LMAOOOO

@yawilli09 3 жыл бұрын

Oof. I’m glad I live in The county rather than the city. I used to live in the city I don’t know how i didnt die yet. Please don’t try to look for me for giving you half my address im just a 14 year old kid.

@jasmine-yh1mo 3 жыл бұрын

@@yawilli09 i used to live in the westside of baltimore and im surprised im not fucking dead either lol.

@monkeyatanofficedesk9253 3 жыл бұрын

I live in a sane place

@heathbunny3313 4 жыл бұрын

Theory: They didn’t actually get the voice actor from Spongebob. They named the character Patrick to cover up the fact that they just stole audio clips from Spongebob.

@LWLProductions 4 жыл бұрын

Wait Kenny isn’t actually a voice actor in this? Like they really stole his work like that???

@pikakip3792 4 жыл бұрын

Convolute .Records no their just joking

@LWLProductions 3 жыл бұрын

Pikakip 379 yeah that seems very obvious now, I was stoned when I typed that 😄

@chaseross8900 2 жыл бұрын

19:05 my mans thinks Maryland is a peaceful place

@bootsmecat7810 Жыл бұрын

Theory: In "The Adventures of Panda Warrior", Patrick is actually dead. He fell off a cliff and died, that's when the "amulet activated". His brain is flooding him with endorphins while he's going, that's what his entire experience in Merryland is.

@gregjayonnaise8314 Жыл бұрын

Alternatively, he actually reincarnated into a new world (hence why he’s a panda all of a sudden). Since the movie supposedly takes place in China and Buddhism involves reincarnation, maybe he was reborn into the world that his grandpa apparently knew existed (and perhaps his grandpa lived there in a past life?). I’m putting too much thought into this

@strayble 3 жыл бұрын

this is one of my comfort videos I watched it when I was back at college, with my now ex girlfriend, when covid wasn’t a thing. I was relaxing between classes and having a delicious lunch after cleaning my room. My friends and I were seeing each other daily. Now, I haven’t seen my friends in nearly a year. My girlfriend and I broke up and she is now seeing a new guy. I’m all online in college. Life isn’t as fun. But this video stays, and still makes me smile. Kind of a weird comment to get I’m sure, but Ted, thank you for your content. It means more to me-and I’m sure to others-than you might think.

@TedNivison 3 жыл бұрын

damn. I need to make more videos. hope you're doing well in these crazy times my friend!

@strayble 3 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison Same to you brother! I'll admit that I didn't quite expect you to see my comment, and I'm now a little embarrassed that you did! But still, the message still stands: your content and personality are a breath of fresh air, as well as something that makes life seem a bit brighter. Like you said, life is crazy right now--take care of your health first, and make videos whenever you're ready. I'll be waiting until then! Thanks again Ted, go have a good meal and watch a nice movie :)

@mysterygamer2793 3 жыл бұрын

Hope you’re doing better man

@lambbri 2 жыл бұрын

@@strayble I hope things are looking up for you, random nice internet guy

@strayble 2 жыл бұрын

@@lambbri thank you so much friend :) life is looking a bit more up now! there's the occasional rough or anxious day, but i'm still breathing and can feel the sun :) hope you're doing well too!

@karenstendfield1673 4 жыл бұрын

My dude just deadass do the “quiet coyote” Respect

@itsDeej. 4 жыл бұрын

was basically bouta comment this word for word

@BlurryNova 4 жыл бұрын

My elementary school's mascot was a coyote and we all did the quiet coyote all the time. I didn't know it was an actual thing outside that place lol

@gravypanic9922 4 жыл бұрын

Same here. My PE teacher always used to do it and I always thought it was just some dumb thing she made up herself.

@serenetea1593 4 жыл бұрын

the amount of flashbacks I had when he said that

@christianreyes2389 4 жыл бұрын

At my school a teacher just clapped and to make sure we were paying attention we had to clap in the same pattern the teacher did

@KaiaBrodbecker 2 жыл бұрын

13:10 Tonight's episode: *The writer's barely disguised fetish*

@Olliv3tree Ай бұрын

OOOOH! The Lily Orchard reference! :O

@CoffeePhrawg 2 жыл бұрын

4:14 why did the panda hip thrust when he said "Release the tiger within" towards his teenage student > n >

@mattiasfigueroa9438 4 жыл бұрын

All of the castles in "the prodigy" are Japanese, in fact at 10:42 it's Himeji castle. I'm pretty sure the tower that the chick is singing on is also Japanese.

@TedNivison 4 жыл бұрын

Oh that’s so funny I wish I had known that

@BigMan-hd7gy 4 жыл бұрын

Ted Nivison, can I have an autograph?

@nacht4344 4 жыл бұрын

@@BigMan-hd7gy no

@BigMan-hd7gy 4 жыл бұрын

Nacht, oh

@mattiasfigueroa9438 4 жыл бұрын

@@BigMan-hd7gy tf

@Spoon80085 4 жыл бұрын

I like the thought that the emperor of ancient China was going to a random tavern then realizes his son is playing in a band and grounds him

@oofoof5750 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mariahmcdonald8907 Жыл бұрын

This should be a cdrama🤭🤭

@DaimyoD0 Жыл бұрын

19:11 Ted: "Merry-land? That is the stupidest name for a place that I have ever heard." 19:37 Dudes from Maryland: "I'll prove that Maryland really does exist.

@simonkemfors 4 ай бұрын

trying to undestand the second movie is like trying to understand the plot four children make up while playing

@skerbie37 4 жыл бұрын

i agree, i found my grandma watching this movie and i was worried.

@michaelchester4969 4 жыл бұрын

Im guessing shes has a big brain

@isaelf190 4 жыл бұрын

Take her out.... And make her watch the real Kung Fu panda

@oddacity5883 4 жыл бұрын

My grandma watches Indian action movies and i don’t know if i should be worried or...

@blank8058 4 жыл бұрын

Ted’s just gonna become a movie review channel and I’ll be totally okay with it.

@luisalonsoxy3530 4 жыл бұрын

Hindi movie review

@frankejk 4 жыл бұрын

just like pyrocynical

@redshamrock05 4 жыл бұрын

Bro, that would be awesome lmao!

@zorpglorp8065 4 жыл бұрын

He reviews the movies nobody else will

@grimgrim_mfpc 4 жыл бұрын

@@zorpglorp8065 I'm so grateful for that

@leodepew5696 6 ай бұрын

I love that The Prodigy is a Kung Fu Panda rip-off that has characters named Po and KG, as if they thought they could trick people by vaguely referencing Jack Black related things.

@sophiastamps1385 6 ай бұрын

I would love to see a film theory on the second one. It would be literally impossible and Matpat would probably just malfunction trying to figure out what the hell that was

@DANIELEXE-ye2cr 4 жыл бұрын

Ted is spiraling and I don’t think we can stop this.

@tuttosalve8352 4 жыл бұрын

Spiralling upwards!

@toby6418 3 жыл бұрын

i cant get over the fact that the "perfect" world is called Maryland

@bent8085 3 жыл бұрын

Maryland is a perfect state

@sophasaf 3 жыл бұрын

One of the richest

@HushSkunk Жыл бұрын

I mean… have you tasted Old Bay?

@brownie_nix5338 Жыл бұрын

28:08 Chekhov’s gun? Never heard of it.

@reignforrest2090 2 жыл бұрын

I remember The Prodigy used to be my favorite movie when I was little I watch it on those portable DVD players all the time and to this day I have no idea where my parents found it

@stijndevries6175 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that the general from the merryland movie yelled "the enemy is here" when the bulls arrived implies the bulls are the enemy the army is fighting, which implies the main character thinks he can live in harmony with raging bulls.

@danksquirtle2858 4 жыл бұрын

Theres this guy named Patrick. And he’s transported to a place called “Merryland” and becomes a panda. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

@goose6427 4 жыл бұрын

Dank Squirtle I’m telling you he turned into a pickle,uh I mean panda, funniest thing shit I’ve ever seen.

@blueygooey8899 4 жыл бұрын

*Maryland sweating in the corner*

@rohn_kota2192 4 жыл бұрын

@@blueygooey8899 shhhhhh, you know too much

@blueygooey8899 4 жыл бұрын

@noah big H they were talking about the mystical land where all is merry, not the state of Maryland, if that's what you're asking

@gothkurata 4 жыл бұрын

"merryland" i thought it was spelled "maryland"

@joshuanora5783 2 жыл бұрын

Ted, I have watched this video, no joke, 15 times and I'm not stopping there. I have been falling asleep to this video for the past week. Idk what it is about this video, but I feel complete watching it. I love all of your videos and this isn't even my favorite one, but I will continue to use this video until the "effects" wear off.

@icycrusader1947 Жыл бұрын

28:26 Raccoon looking like Toxel from Gen 8

@yolojolo8219 4 жыл бұрын

7:00 "that's their date, they play tag" Michael Reeves and Lily Pichu over here playing hide and seek.

@uhoh7545 4 жыл бұрын

1v1

@SirPigasus 4 жыл бұрын

They also chased eachother with tazers

@ramsey_ajr1702 4 жыл бұрын

@@SirPigasus Well...that's partly just because he loves tazing people.

@Epic11705 Жыл бұрын

Tag is fun, especially for playful teens

@gachasaver5846 3 жыл бұрын

giant, meaty triangles was a distractingly offputting phrase

@broadex9080 3 жыл бұрын

Wtf hhahah

@princess_jellybelly1320 9 күн бұрын

I agree, WHY did Ted have to say, "Giant, meaty triangles?" Just say, "Weird asf ears."

@Cadeblaster Жыл бұрын

The panda is played by that Fred guy. The one who screams all the time.

@Dark-6678 11 ай бұрын

The "fight move" at the start of the first movie looks like a Teletubbie flaling around.

@scremmy_draws 4 жыл бұрын

“No one insults grandpa except grandma!!” I hate that I laughed at that as hard as I did

@jjelds 4 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry, but I swear I watched the entirety of both streams where Ted watched these... I have no recollection of the Prodigy at all

@oddacity5883 4 жыл бұрын

Jackie Jelderks Hmm guess it’s what it does to you

@Lyddy-Draws 3 ай бұрын

Pretty sure the master panda from the prodigy is just me “takes no social cues and in general is an absolute menace” “has a brain of rocks and is no value to anyone”