can't believe pastey started a drug circle. knew that man was up to something malicious. we understand why you kicked him from the group, and don't worry. we're here for you, man.

Salty is the only KZfaqr who could upload a “we need to talk” video and make me feel immediately calm knowing absolutely everything is fine

one of these days hes gonna make an actual sincere video talking about something serious in his life and we're all gonna be waiting for the punchline. anyways, sorry to hear about what happened between you and markiplier

I can’t say I’m shocked at this but saw it for a long time coming. It’s a shame that Gerber can’t make videos with y’all anymore, but anyone who partakes in the ongoing penguin trafficking ring is a monster that deserves whats coming

I can't believe Salty would even attempt to apologize after what he did to that poor old man on the sidewalk of a Walmart parking lot.

This situation is absolutely disgusting I hope things can get better for you

This shows how talented he is as an actor, I genuinely couldn't tell if this was a joke or not.

It’s gonna take a while for us to trust you again salty, but it is still thoughtful of you to come clean with this…

can we appreciate salty for always making us shit uncontrollably in our seats

Truly shameful can’t believe Salty would do such a thing.

I’m glad you spoke up about this. The first step to beating your addiction is admitting to your addiction. Together we can fight the lemonade epidemic.

This is the first ever creator that I bought actual merch from , the content is just so good

Truly the most apologizing apology ever

I’m so glad someone finally spoke out about this, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Salty has to get that sweet, sweet merch out, and I’m here for it

Honestly, this puts so much things into perspective. I am not sure I'll be able to look at salty's videos the same way again.

Salty, I can't believe you would betray our trust like this. You will never be forgiven for the awful things you said about Toriko and the Toriko community.

I seriously can't believe he'd do something like this. Nothing can make up for what happened after this. I can't imagine how others must feel. My condolences to everyone affected by Salty's actions.

Only salty can upload a video like this and have me be entirely unfazed.

Fighting any drug addiction can be really hard, but we believe in you! Just take it one step at a time

Honestly this is the best possible way to get people to see your merch.

I'm glad you're finally talking about this man. I only hope we're able to move on from all this.

Oh my god i cant believe this all these years following you and falling asleep to my curated salty dk dan insert funni joke playlist all WASTED

Salty never fails to make our toes wiggle

Wow… it sucks that this happens, like this is truly disgusting, things like this shouldn’t happened to the world…

Can't believe you had to go through that, Derek.. I'll believe and support you throughout the entire experience. I'm sorry that's happened to you. ❤❤❤

I can't believe they're coming after you over a small thing. Hope you successfully fight off these allegations, Salty.

I’m so sorry for you salty, I hope things get better

I cannot believe Salty was the one who filled the poo poo plane with diarrhea, up and down the isles. Wow. You're so brave for sharing this.

So strong for coming out about this, Salty! We're so proud of you, and we're glad you're finally coming out as gay for DIO

I went from terrified to losing 20 bucks, great video salty!

I can’t believe pastey would do such a thing dude… hope you feel better soon much love fam ❤

You’re so strong for this king, getting that merch to support you through this hard time. 💖

So brave for facing this head on.

shitposting aside, it's really cool to see you doing pins. would absolutely love to see more of the friendlocke cast in pin form (especially coach cos, s2 sara, and braidy).

pauses, sees descriptions first word is MERCH. My fears fade.

this news is absolutely saddening saltydkdan.. i cant believe you'd do this....

#SaltyIsActuallyOverParty

I have a question about the pins, are they going to have the metal clasping back pieces or the solid rubber ones?

My heart absolutely DROPPED when seeing the thumbnail and first few seconds, I can always trust salty to advertise his merch after giving me a heart attack

We believe you salty truly so brave.

I can’t believe this happened, I’m really sorry you had to do this salty, I’m sure we will all support you and buy your limited time merch in these trying times

I just hung up the friendlocke poster i bought last year a week ago, dont know why i didnt do it before but i feel my sudden urge to decorate was a sign of great merch incoming

its so sad to hear that... i hope you get better soon!

You're so strong for making this video.

I can't believe Salty would admit to commiting the Merch Drop of '87

Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing.

I can’t believe Saltsifer DonkeyKong Daniel would ever do such a heinous act. Truly diabolical.

You're truly so brave for talking about your current situation. 😢

I’m sorry for your loss Derek we are here for you

My order is already in. Can't wait to get it Salty! 😁

I love how Salty can turn everything into a joke by simply existing.

DAMNIT SALTY I WAS WORRIED

Its a merch video isn’t it

Holy crap! I was scared for a second... Nice merch!

We as your community totally get it salty! If you need to get something out to us go ahead, don't be afraid to let it all out, we're here for you

Had us going with the first one whiteboy

This apology made me apologise so hard I apologised all over the floor

Cant believe after all he did he even dared to show his real face to make us forget about this. Man the ukulele hit hard thk

i cant believe salty would even try to apologize for scrapping my nan outside farmfoods

Imagine if one day he'll have to make a real serious video

I could not afford the garfeldi poster yesterday, so I waited to buy it until today, but upon getting home and checking the website, I saw it had already gone out of stock. in that moment, I felt more grief than I had when my grandmother passed away. I was completely distraught, I didn't know what to do. I've calmed down now, but I am still a bit shaken up from the event. the knowledge that I could have had a garfeldi poster of my very own had I just been a bit faster will probably keep me up at night for years to come, perhaps as much as the poster would have kept me up had I managed to buy one.

hey man, its okay, take it easy. if you need to take a break, take a break. remember theres good in the world, and no matter how bleak it looks, theres always a new sunrise. its okay not to enjoy something or be motivated to do something. hell its alright to just sit around and lounge. just remember, things may seem hopeless, but there truly isnt. take it easy, my guy. (obviously /j)

What a horrible situation. I hope it gets worse soon 🙏🙏

I can't believe Salty would do something like this

Man. Its almost comical how almost every channel I watch does something like this. I hope you get better and learn from your mistakes.

im very sorry that happend to you salty, i hope you and your friends can get past this ordeal after that grandma attacked you with the cane

0:31 oh my goodness you got me good 😂

Still can’t believe salty would do that😔

Merch video?

Never clicked on a link so quickly in my life gotta get that Da Chef shirt

I can't believe someone would do this hope the situation gets better

It's okay salty, we're always here for you. Stay safe and drink piss.

I cannot believe he would do this. Truly disgusting.

I could smell the merch drop from a while away

That Garfeldi poster is going to keep me awake at night. Good.

Salty’s the only content creator I know who can make a thumbnail like this that immediately conveys it’s a bit

how could salty squash all those beetles……

No way was I expecting you to do such horrible thing like this, I felt betrayed by what you did you that man at that warmart. But I’m glad you’re able to stand up to your large audience and tell us a such thing like what had happened, but we’re all here for you man.

I usually don’t feel compelled to buy merch but that i was staring at the friendlocke poster on my screen for 6 whole minutes and I think I’m gonna end up folding

God damn it salty you just HAD to give me a damn heart attack over a merch plug

Salty got cancelled frfr? 😢

Thanks I had a coughing fit laughing at this

i can't believe salty would do this, my shock is impossible to contain and put into words

GOD DAMNIT

Uh oh. Edit: Nevermind.

Since we have 2 Pokémon Friendlocke related shirts with “the cookings” it’s only fitting that a third version with Peppy, Mikey, Lark and then Pastey being “Let us Roll Already!” Pops up in 3 years time lmao

Finally the apologetic sequel we’ve all been looking for.

It’s time to cancel this man. The things he’s done is simply inexcusable. #Saltyisoverparty

Yooo

I can't believe Garfeldi returned to wreak havoc on this mortal realm. He could never

Shaking and crying rn, can’t believe you would do this

extremely jazzed about those pins omfg

How do you think your friends will fair against the final area? You gonna team with some of the future Pokémon available?

the robot apology joke in the trolley problem becomes a reality

the classic 2 minute saltydkdan merch drop video

Bro I started watching this thinking something was up, had to charge my phone for like an hour and returned to see this was an AD-

The sigh of relief I let out when I found out it was a jape could probably be heard halfway across state lol

I can’t believe Salty’s tulpa -bluesphered- blue balled us like that

the limited-time merch in this video is so charming.