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@coldones 3 ай бұрын

Drink Grog! 👉🏻 Grog.Shop & GET THE SHIRTS WE'RE WEARING for 10% off with code "COLDONES" 👉🏻 bit.ly/coolshirtzz

@tigsgotscrum9995 3 ай бұрын

Aids

@jessim97 3 ай бұрын

Sending love, thank you for always making entertaining content and keeping a smile on our faces ❤️

@HenryIsBoredd 3 ай бұрын

DRINK GROG!!!

@pjezzy3047 3 ай бұрын

Feeling groggy today

@leptoad2145 3 ай бұрын

REAL (I am now an alcoholic )

@SrPelo 3 ай бұрын

The old gods have decided Chad & Max can't have a middle east man mug

@tmbmonson8352 3 ай бұрын

Funny animated screaming Mexican man

@Eliswap 3 ай бұрын

holy shit srpelo spookymonth

@_slimy_bastard_ 3 ай бұрын

They are not worthy in the eyes of Allah

@Mito-us8cr 3 ай бұрын

cold ones is officially haram content

@RVBMichaelJCaboose 3 ай бұрын

if you ever get invited to cold ones, you should get them one as a gift, pelo

@yoppass 3 ай бұрын

The autism tshirt, the fedora, the glasses, the WoW weapons, and a trumpet. Chad has become the ultimate redditor

@squam7911 3 ай бұрын

dont forget the stink serum

@hannahbell6314 3 ай бұрын

*Discord mod

@lanzi7912 2 ай бұрын

@@hannahbell6314 there is no difference

@walterrising4276 2 ай бұрын

He's built like one

@puppetloser Ай бұрын

And the newborns

@thegees 3 ай бұрын

i love when they buy terrible cameras and use the footage. this was such a good episode

@trashfire1025 3 ай бұрын

7:48 i love the idea that max was so grossed out he could only shout curses in response

@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul 3 ай бұрын

he sings them curses 😂

@-_Music_Room_- 3 ай бұрын

Max's ability to spend unholy amounts of money only to break it all will never cease to amaze me

@SilverbackGorilla69 3 ай бұрын

Guess it's a write off lol..

@InsanityPlusOne 3 ай бұрын

I mean when the mofos are offered 600k from a strange asian site in an ad deal, they can afford to burn a few 100k

@Zackaria_sMax 3 ай бұрын

It bugs me... there's poor kids starving in Africa, while these 2 are breaking R/C cars... either use the products or feed them to an Ethiopian!

@narfmangaming75 3 ай бұрын

@@Zackaria_sMax😂

@InsanityPlusOne 3 ай бұрын

I mean I'm not sure even a starving ethopian would eat an rc car, but yeh get the sentiment, if not the message@@Zackaria_sMax

@zackmiramontez8772 3 ай бұрын

Finally, a new Cold Ones episode

@e-unit1579 3 ай бұрын

“Finally, green slime”

@madorison 3 ай бұрын

For real though

@mychiawatros9992 3 ай бұрын

Right

@caseyhamm4292 3 ай бұрын

finally cold ones

@Dr_AcE_ 3 ай бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing

@seventhsn1pe 3 ай бұрын

Max unintentionally doing an accurate Tool cover on the steel drums

@salamipastrami69 12 күн бұрын

Which song? I couldn't figure it out

@coctilecrocodile1293 9 күн бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious

@idreamed_adream2 3 ай бұрын

The pacing in this video felt so fast like I was watching at 1.25x speed 😅 I'm glad I've got the patreon so I can see the products more

@stay_comfy 27 күн бұрын

agreed, especially at the start of the video. i think they ordered too many items or something, but its not a crime to have a longer video

@muzanjackson5199 3 ай бұрын

As a Chinese dude I have to thank you for supporting my uncles business

@somebodyoutthere1931 12 күн бұрын

Whuk yo uncle

@grimtv3218 3 ай бұрын

15:35 Pink Guy has really let himself go since Frank left...

@wewya. 3 ай бұрын

6:32 i just lost it at darcy walking into frame

@danaa- 2 ай бұрын

"OW THATS MY COCK THATS MY COCK" - Max

@alone_musk_33 3 ай бұрын

It’s good to see that even into their late 60’s, our friends at Cold Ones are still creating content for us to consume

@lasagna1064 3 ай бұрын

Having Chad and max on the wrong sides of the table hurts my brain

@zachskis819 3 ай бұрын

Nah seriously though

@unitedrooster2880 3 ай бұрын

lmaoo i didn’t even notice 😂 i thought they looked a bit different

@voidvisual 3 ай бұрын

finally, alternate dimension Cold Ones

@audreydoyle5268 3 ай бұрын

I thought something was off

@Dalmonigh 3 ай бұрын

Do they not switch in most vids? I don't even notice 9/10 times and I have autism.

@emmat2276 3 ай бұрын

That handpan drum is really nice, probably the best quality item you guys got which is crazy for a temu product. Darcy is keeping the hello kitty camera for sure.

@lukamagicc 3 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@purobaudelaire 3 ай бұрын

@@lukamagicc 9:20

@Ianv14 3 ай бұрын

wtf his name is Dasi? i always thought it was Darcy said with their accents

@NoodleVerse 3 ай бұрын

@@Ianv14 Pretty sure it is Darcy, maybe he just didn't know how it was spelt, could be im wrong too idk

@emmat2276 3 ай бұрын

@@NoodleVerse I don't remember seeing his name spelled, but it sounds like Dasi when Max says it but when Chad is sober it's closer to Darcy and falls off to Dasi the more he drinks so it probably is Darcy and Max just says it like that to mess with him because it's an old English gender neutral name 🤷

@RedHotMessResell 3 ай бұрын

I don’t think if I’ve seen Max this sober in a looooooong time. 😂

@haydennoecker3793 3 ай бұрын

At 18:23 amazes me because there is so many 1 second scenes of unexplained things that never come back around

@bryces8153 3 ай бұрын

lmao gotta be able to write off all the dumb shit on taxes so it needs to be in the video

@mrwri 3 ай бұрын

You guys could honestly make videos like this forever and I would watch every fucking one.

@MasherGamesYT 3 ай бұрын

That one scene from robots 6:43

@belenramos8580 3 ай бұрын

9:20 max just casually playing a tool song

@Pelle0hiln 20 күн бұрын

Really what song ? Or are you just joking

@coctilecrocodile1293 9 күн бұрын

Not 100%, but I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious

@Pelle0hiln 9 күн бұрын

Ok thanks

@an0nym00se4 3 ай бұрын

8:08 litterally filmed in 2022 the production goes fast 🔥🔥🔥

@riccardodellorto4267 3 ай бұрын

I thought it was a joke. It can't be a 18 months old video, right?

@The_White 3 ай бұрын

@@riccardodellorto4267 Temu launched in 2022 September, and the big Temu ad wave was last year. 2022/06 can't be the date, because Temu didn't even exist then, and that's AFTER the items arrived, not when they ordered them. I think that camera is just shit...

@toypadbotbots 3 ай бұрын

Well, it *is* a chinese knockoff

@an0nym00se4 3 ай бұрын

@@toypadbotbots Well, it is a perfečt coverup

@toypadbotbots 3 ай бұрын

@@an0nym00se4 well, that’s perfect.

@depressedfrog2 3 ай бұрын

This hello kitty camera is what people use to capture the "alien proof" footage

@4RILDIGITAL 3 ай бұрын

It's really awesome to see you guys taking the risk and reviewing that under-the-radar website so we, the viewers, know what we're getting into.

@chrismorris99 3 ай бұрын

I literally get so excited every time I see a new cold ones episode is posted. Sometimes I wish I’d never seen them so I could rewatch the magic of these videos from a fresh perspective lol

@gelgous 3 ай бұрын

Getting a temu ad before the video clearly shows Max and Chad are doing great things for the company

@cosmicabyss7358 3 ай бұрын

There's nothing more precious than a baby Chads laughter. ❤

@heatherhalloween974 3 ай бұрын

I love seeing you guys and the boys juggle ideas back and forth its awesome and still funny asf cuz each channel has their own character

@kylespevak6781 3 ай бұрын

You guys getting trashed is my favorite. Do another paying Fiverr people, have them make music, and make it an album 😂

@Raltziicoon 3 ай бұрын

I'd listen to it on spotify all the time

@kylespevak6781 3 ай бұрын

@@Raltziicoon I love their absurdist humor. Technically I'm a Fiverr artist too, and I'd do whatever they'd send 😂

@Selvanii 3 ай бұрын

that's actually a really good idea tho

@NigelAnderson-iu2bs 3 ай бұрын

I still find myself singing the krongo song

@moodfm5673 3 ай бұрын

they do that at the end of the year to burn patreon money as a tax write off

@gabrieldinix 3 ай бұрын

I really wanted them to show more of the bootleg consoles to see what was up with them, one of them was shown half a second of crash the bandicoot with the comment “that’s really crisp”, another was shown playing Mario, the final one literally only showed the emulator screen lmao

@doug-core8850 3 ай бұрын

Idk man i think that could've gotten them sued or something lol. Especially by Nintendo

@shaematthews1708 3 ай бұрын

The anbernic 35 (gameboy) is actually pretty cool the console style emulators are hot garbage

@100orangelazarus 3 ай бұрын

they didn't make it@@doug-core8850

@jeffffff 3 ай бұрын

It’s the miyoo mini plus. It’s actually pretty legit. There’s custom firmware for it called onion OS that is maintained by the community.

@barnabyhuckleberry3103 3 ай бұрын

Agree completely. The quickly tossing something aside without even trying it isn't as cute as they think.

@LandonOwnsYouAll 3 ай бұрын

I purchased a printer off Temu now I'm gay. Pls be safe

@alex-kc9rd 3 ай бұрын

Needed this so badly, thank you for making my day

@jamesclarke2110 3 ай бұрын

I loved it when Max gave Chad a big ol’ kiss in this one

@pedrobarra555 3 ай бұрын

14:15 Chad looking like the final boss of Discord moderation

@jackcutter2 3 ай бұрын

I'M THE CREATOR OF THE ALLIGATOR MEME. It's so wacky to see a chinese cheap plastic thing of my meme in a cold ones video

@JuanPablodelaTorre 3 ай бұрын

Remember the Star Wars kid? 16:42 This is him now. Feel old yet?

@CloudStudiosPhoto 3 ай бұрын

Ooooh more impulse spending! My favorite types of videos by you gents 😌

@obamastolemyvcr1446 3 ай бұрын

3:37 I absolutely love the subtle call backs to old vids

@MattXShaver 3 ай бұрын

max breaking the second sheikh mug broke ME

@RosieIsPink 3 ай бұрын

i needed a new video from you SO BAD HAHAHAHA i got a good laugh 🤣 love u guys ❤

@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul 3 ай бұрын

I can't when Chad eats the dried cricket at 7:48 and Max starts singing curses 😂

@theirishman759 3 ай бұрын

Chad turned into Nightwing for like .2 seconds before thwacking the side of his head with the staff.

@pjezzy3047 3 ай бұрын

Cold ones always brighten my day. Love ya mates❤

@jadeyxboox 3 ай бұрын

Chad was made to be at a Steampunk convention. Max ended up looking like he belongs in an IMVU lobby

@Hanagigi 3 ай бұрын

My first thought reading the title: morally bankrupt cold ones endorsing temu! Shame! A few seconds into the video: morally respectable cold ones bashing temu! Respect!

@eminystoruk 3 ай бұрын

Spending thousands of dollars on items that are only shown for 0.1 seconds 😭😂 I wanted to see how the fake game systems played

@simonday9013 3 ай бұрын

The first one they showed was an anbernic 35xx. Well worth tracking down KZfaq reviews. It's a nice thing.

@shaematthews1708 3 ай бұрын

Like the other reply, the anbernic game boy is actually pretty sick and worth checking out the others are garbage

@BritPaun 3 ай бұрын

After the things that Max has put in his mouth, that should not have been his reaction to the cricket 😂

@PalaceIV 3 ай бұрын

I was literally crying with laughter when Chad put on the pink suit and started dancing at 15:36. Even more so, when he put the FNAF mask on. "Bust it down sexual style!" LOL

@bradleywilcox8873 3 ай бұрын

Yes! I’ve been waiting for a temu episode!!

@el_pequeno3 3 ай бұрын

I love how they spend the first couple moments saying how shit and detestable temu is, then proceed to give them 5000 dollars of their own (viewers) money

@OliviaOli86 3 ай бұрын

Because it’s funny

@DantesGrill 3 ай бұрын

@@OliviaOli86 This one fell kind of flat though

@Rezplz 3 ай бұрын

Funny

@TheNefariousPenguin 3 ай бұрын

@@DantesGrill Me when I state my opinion as fact:

@toast1672 3 ай бұрын

@@DantesGrill NOT BUSSIN HELLA UNTRU NOT BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@krish4709 3 ай бұрын

Another great vid! Love you guys

@bigapeallcity 3 ай бұрын

3:07 seeing chad actually nervous about displaying one of these signs out front of the office is an insane culture shock, i remember back in the mid 2010s you couldnt walk down the street in american suburbia without seeing one of these signs.

@a5r0n-63 3 ай бұрын

Mannn imma miss y’all. I leave for boot camp in February 21st when I get out I stggg I’m watching what I missed and if y’all only post 2 vids when I’m gone imma be pissed man😭😭 but all love 🫡💯

@ownrc 3 ай бұрын

good luck brodie times gonna fly by u got this

@SteampunkHorse 3 ай бұрын

Good luck dude!!

@All_Hail_Sunny_D 3 ай бұрын

I always get a little kindle of joy whenever they post a new vid 😁

@peytonmower6267 3 ай бұрын

Chad is such a handsome fella

@bossmantyrrells1596 3 ай бұрын

I guess girls do ❤ his autistic swag after all

@portalbuilder7021 3 ай бұрын

@qwerty_studios 3 ай бұрын

@aAaAAA-ppgg 3 ай бұрын

I thought this one said wholesome last night.. apparently I can't read, anyway, still true

@Panicbear 3 ай бұрын

17:49 had me dead “geT the FuCk oUtA mY FaCe”

@JakeB0079 3 ай бұрын

Love the new style content max. Been watching since that god awful crabby patty & the food coloring milk chugs 🤮🤣 All your old videos made me laugh as a kid and the new ones still do today. Thanks man.

@EfjayAPB 3 ай бұрын

they are back finally

@funnydoughman3762 3 ай бұрын

Fr man I was getting sad

@r0ttxn_txxth308 3 ай бұрын

Good to see new stuff

@codsa1 3 ай бұрын

Please do more of these kinds of videos they are my absolute favourite

@idontgiveagouache1494 3 ай бұрын

Chad was so happy in this one! I laughed the whole episode 👁️🫦👁️

@TheGlobadier 3 ай бұрын

I wish the patreon vids were edited as well as the stuff on yt, I’d happily pay more for it

@boredbmxer8827 3 ай бұрын

I tagged a real company on Temu's instagram and got banned from commenting on anything for a week. Shit is wild

@ashtonhenwood5735 3 ай бұрын

I get so happy when you guys post

@SeriousD 3 ай бұрын

If you want an extra bit of fun, watch the first part of the vid where they order stuff then come back 3 months later after you've forgotten too! Then you will be surprised along side Max and Chad!

@arcies9286 3 ай бұрын

pink guy gained some weight 15:40

@sharandeepsingh9559 3 ай бұрын

Max has probably consumed more asbestos than a 1970s construction worker

@Ssuicide_ValleyY 3 ай бұрын

Total Absurdity but I absolutely love it !! Nice work guys. 🤣🤣

@VinluvAntonHandesbukia 3 ай бұрын

6:48 this is amazing Also max being talented at the handpan reminded of skinny Pete playing the piano

@dannyanton4040 3 ай бұрын

They are finally back from the dead!🎉 love you guys ❤ I've been thirsty for some Chad.

@MrMr-cz6bk 3 ай бұрын

11:20, Chad doesn't know weather to be happy, excited, or scared 😂

@EzDoesitYGO 3 ай бұрын

THESE VIDS ARE BANGERS

@blueykangaroo 3 ай бұрын

12:48 max you weren’t destined to have that fucking mug

@reheatedpizza7292 3 ай бұрын

I met King Bach the other day at the comedy store in DTLA, I shook his hand and told him I’m a big fan of his work, but only a spoonful…

@ChikaVelja_ 3 ай бұрын

first time watching while actually drinking i'm never watching sober again

@s1ckboirari 3 ай бұрын

Found Grog at my local for once, great drink, glad to see you guys succeed after watching for so long, having my art up on Max's wall with "KANE IS GAY". Good memories, and glad you still make content and actively make my days better. Keep up the good works boys ❤

@charlsiekoski7770 3 ай бұрын

Am i the only one who is uncomfortable with the swap of sides that they sit on

@madd.villain 3 ай бұрын

Chad was born to wear that fit, it suits him too well.

@Thomahawk1234 3 ай бұрын

The insides of those cigarettes releasing smoke when you rub them reminds me of white phosphorus. I really hope it's something else

@AdleighWashingotn 3 ай бұрын

the 🐐 wilding out yet again 🙌🏻

@nerdyinmc 3 ай бұрын

Love that every episode is “woah is this so amazing let’s get it” then “wtf is this stupid thing” (tosses it immediately)

@Lachy--dt6ws 3 ай бұрын

The boys never fail to turn a bad day into a good one. Keep up the good work fellas ❤️

@octane9866 3 ай бұрын

Finally….new cold ones lore too binge

@parkero6020 3 ай бұрын

the videos like this are my favoriteeeee we need another t shirt video!

@PoPo-li2cf 3 ай бұрын

Why did i love the old cam so much😂 Gave me tb to when life was good

@clayheise6755 3 ай бұрын

Why's that hat and glasses combo look so good on Chad?!

@Alternboy 3 ай бұрын

I love that I got an ad for Temu on this video!

@phlee1629 21 күн бұрын

This is my third favorite cold ones video! 😅😮

@tristandaries1129 3 ай бұрын

These being filmed at 2 am actually makes a lot of sense

@Xxpavement_angelxX 3 ай бұрын

15:15 giving some flashbacks

@tomKane56 3 ай бұрын

hahahaha to be young again am i right? I have a question though. is this thumbnail clickbait?

@nmac1563 3 ай бұрын

Honey, a new colds one episode dropped

@autist5145 3 ай бұрын

Finally cold ones podcasts uploaded another video

@baghunter9753 3 ай бұрын

I'm gone for so long then y'all only upload twice man. That.makes me sadan

@RenderBones 3 ай бұрын

Finally, an honest review.

@SpicyMang0s 3 ай бұрын

I wonder if the sweat shop workers who made these cheap ahh products watch this video. 💀

@myckiebruh 3 ай бұрын

They’re too busy making spyware all day

@cjpow4867 3 ай бұрын

@verynefarious That's correct because they're not paid in yen

@realSpicySicilian Ай бұрын

Hey editors, wanna fun fact to flash if they do another Temu episode, flash how many of those packages trace to Xinjiang China. Then you can flash on screen "# of products made in labor camps." So when Max says, "It was a Chinese guy" in response to "What's this made of?" He's statistically likely.