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@coldones 5 ай бұрын
We'll be HAND DELIVERING Select Orders of LEMON ICE in Melbourne Tomorrow! Get Yours 👉Grog.Shop
@demoney5897 5 ай бұрын
No way!!!
@Vickysqueeze 5 ай бұрын
I love Chinese grog
@SupremeShuckle 5 ай бұрын
Finally. New grog flavor.
@FrickenDuq 5 ай бұрын
Pls send some to the US
@darkpinguin2779 5 ай бұрын
i need grog in germany guys
@marshestmellow9524 5 ай бұрын
Max and Chad’s ability to buy something and never worry if it’s a scam or not is terrifying
@CAMSLAYER13 5 ай бұрын
The secret ingredient is alcohol
@Sillyhands1 5 ай бұрын
@@CAMSLAYER13and money. Lots of money.
@Skornish 5 ай бұрын
That's the secret. They are all scams.
@Kerttis 5 ай бұрын
they get over 120,000 AUD from their patreon every month, if i were them i wouldnt give a shit either lmao
@StijnSchurkens 5 ай бұрын
Its Char
@Ididathing 5 ай бұрын
Can i turn that lawmower into a battle bot???
@DDracee 5 ай бұрын
combine the lawnmower and the bar car
@bulbousbumbo3762 5 ай бұрын
Haha you didn't get any attention
@PackingPeanut 5 ай бұрын
I did
@PackingPeanut 5 ай бұрын
a thing
@SEEYAIAYE 5 ай бұрын
Turn?
@Maow_maow 5 ай бұрын
The way Max said "Chad I need that" with such sincerity made me laugh so hard
@peepeepoopoo1644 5 ай бұрын
you arent real wake up
@el_hamez 3 ай бұрын
Only for him to make Chad wear it 😂
@benchiron1177 5 ай бұрын
darcy wearing the muscle suit and bullying max to get in the le bar car kills me everytime
@Hottestpoison 9 күн бұрын
"GET IN THE LEBAR CAR! WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS?!" -Darcy from coolshirtz
@siamange252 5 ай бұрын
I ain’t gonna lie. Seeing Max in the gorilla costume beating up Chad in the Mario costume made me laugh my ass off.
@kierab8080 5 ай бұрын
same i was audibly laughing
@PartyItUp4Ever 5 ай бұрын
brings back old memories...
@sweou 5 ай бұрын
me too i could have watched them go at it for hours haha but chad may lack a bit of cardio...
@cjr46 5 ай бұрын
i was looking for this comment, im in tears laughing rn
@peepeepoopoo1644 5 ай бұрын
holy shit are you real this comment is so ai generated@@sweou
@marshestmellow9524 5 ай бұрын
Max is always pleading for shirts he doesn’t ever wear lmao
@LunatheMoonDragon 5 ай бұрын
its because hes contractually obligated to wear nothing but cool shirtz
@skyfinancejanitor6695 5 ай бұрын
“PLEEAASE i NEED it chad”
@HowNeatImImpressed 5 ай бұрын
He’s a hoarder he wants everything
@marshestmellow9524 5 ай бұрын
@@skyfinancejanitor6695 then asks “why tf did we buy 3 of these?!” 😂
@kevenbalderas2518 5 ай бұрын
What are you talking about, of course he's gonna wear the breaking bad walter white balenciaga shirt it's so fire jksjskjjskjkjskjksj
@sluggysworld469 5 ай бұрын
13:08 THE BATTERY PACK IS THE FIRST THING YOU FUCKIN OPENED
@Dalmonigh 5 ай бұрын
Y’know this show just keeps getting better and better every vid. I love the inclusion of Darcy with a mic when it’s not a normal video where he is the host. Darcy is slept on big time.
@HaviK_Adam 5 ай бұрын
Can we give a big shout out to Darcy, what a legend for building and preparing all the shit each episode!
@Zultzify 5 ай бұрын
big shout out to the whole crew, i appreciate the editor as theyve made the show much better with their humour
@cosmicvale 5 ай бұрын
@@Zultzify I have loved this show for so long, but now that doplex is editing it. I love it so much more!
@carefreeme8202 5 ай бұрын
my dude better be getting at least 3 patreon checks a year!
@GoodingInc 5 ай бұрын
Darcy burner
@BDUBSTEP7 5 ай бұрын
He is definitely a goat 🐐
@agachateyconocelo2693 5 ай бұрын
This might be the best episode yet, there were so many great moments and the things you bought were sick as hell.
@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806 5 ай бұрын
Relationship Status ☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Too busy watching Markiplier
@C.Ross_Faded 5 ай бұрын
Not to mention HowtoBasic and Plummcorp uploaded today too. It feels like the good old days once again
@mubblr 5 ай бұрын
i read that as gay moments xd I agree either way
@sneersh9107 5 ай бұрын
Le Bar Car is the coolest shit ever no joke
@glorbog 5 ай бұрын
I was fucking laughing so hard the entire episode.
@Redwood754 5 ай бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate all that Darci does for the boys.
@Dalmonigh 5 ай бұрын
Darcy is slept on big time
@kota687 5 ай бұрын
I love after all these years that Max and Chad has never changed and only amped up their antics. By far my favorite youtubers!
@brunkosproogle5046 5 ай бұрын
darcy getting chad to step over nothing was the funniest thing in the whole video
@SpacedOutEyes 5 ай бұрын
what i missed it lol
@mightyeagle2817 5 ай бұрын
@@SpacedOutEyes17:35
@Dalmonigh 5 ай бұрын
I been tellin people from when Darcy first joined the crew he is major slept on as a host.
@squaidinkarts 2 ай бұрын
and it was free!
@witcherjohn3440 5 ай бұрын
God I wish these types of episodes were longer That was a really good watch
@ThomasThorr 5 ай бұрын
the patreon version is like 3 hours
@CFM2 5 ай бұрын
@@ThomasThorrPatreon propaganda
@ramengod5768 5 ай бұрын
@@CFM2CCP PROPAGANDA 😡😡
@ThomasThorr 5 ай бұрын
@@CFM2 but it's true
@xoxenoglossy 5 ай бұрын
I’m obsessed. It’s time to pay for content 😆
@officialxverzusz 5 ай бұрын
3:33 I love that they just left in "Edit me out" lmao
@ColeJohnson-fk5jw 3 ай бұрын
What
@coadster9988 2 ай бұрын
@@ColeJohnson-fk5jw 3:39
@philip2.2.12 2 ай бұрын
Start buying random industrial equipment
@chancecarr3000 5 ай бұрын
As an expert in Mandarin, that new Lemon Ice flavor is what they would call "Bing Chilling"
@orangegouice 5 ай бұрын
It tastes like ice cream?
@zoom-cast 5 ай бұрын
@@orangegouiceI guess technically it could be . Lemon ice is a frozen dessert.
@glorbog 5 ай бұрын
Now this is comedy
@rimmer_skimmer7663 5 ай бұрын
@@glorbog no this shit sucks
@TheOnlyBasketCase 5 ай бұрын
I love Max and Char from cold ones! Gosh, how I wish they were real...
@afterglow6245 5 ай бұрын
Char
@gargomon77 5 ай бұрын
Char
@mb00k53 5 ай бұрын
Char
@cgjk3000 5 ай бұрын
Char
@fernando_munoz69 5 ай бұрын
Char
@TronNerd82 2 ай бұрын
18:16 Super Trash Bros vs Dankey Kang 2
@IllegalRage480 2 ай бұрын
Fr
@mrtoast244 4 ай бұрын
Whoever edited this video has exactly my sense of humor lol, I didn't expect the Hong Kong 97 reference at 12:10, the cap-cut edit at 7:40 too lmao
@nicolysj 3 ай бұрын
THANK YOU! I was trying my best to figure out how I knew that fucking song. I hoped someone would say something in the comments.
@TemmiePlays 3 ай бұрын
@@nicolysjthe name of the song is " *I love Beijing Tiananmen* "
@Sniperboy5551 5 ай бұрын
It’s amazing that they’re able to spend this much money on one video AND pay a full production crew along with their own salaries.
@donaldn5798 5 ай бұрын
I don't know how much they make off YT and donations, definitely an investment
@FishOnCrackMC 5 ай бұрын
Pretty sure since its for their job they can write some or all of it off on taxes.
@Coppercalb 5 ай бұрын
3 words: Tax Write off
@alcapone5791 5 ай бұрын
@@Coppercalb @FishOnCrackMC no shit they can write it off on taxes, but you still need the money to pay the salaries and make the purchases in the first place....
@benardman2665 5 ай бұрын
@@alcapone5791they're called "interns" for a reason
@alex-kc9rd 5 ай бұрын
This was SO GOOD! Always love when Scott and Darcy get involved
@Dalmonigh 5 ай бұрын
I was just ab to type out a comment like this, those boys are slept on. Them being mains in the podcast on patreon is gold
@a_w_em3006 5 ай бұрын
At 23:17, Max look like some kid that just finished a roblox obby.
@user-ww3fz7fx8e 4 күн бұрын
Grog is the best drink i have ever tryed. When i had my first grog, i literally heard an angel sing and the sun has been shining ever since. Thank you for making this godlike product for normal people like me😍😍
@miirico5398 5 ай бұрын
Gratz Max mate and may you have a peaceful life. Also seeing Joji in the wedding is such a fucking banger, the mate literally made time despite having his tour on just to attend the wedding. What a fucking bro.
@thepot462 5 ай бұрын
Ian on the other hand...
@traphimawari7760 5 ай бұрын
@@thepot462 we don't talk about that cuck...
@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829 5 ай бұрын
@@thepot462too busy watching “his” wife “getting a tattoo” in Jamaica
@superblanco444 5 ай бұрын
@@thepot462 He congratulated him a couple months before the wedding.
@fampic7133 5 ай бұрын
@@superblanco444Doesn't count he still a shell of a man
@Blmast 5 ай бұрын
That opening scene of Grog was both so trippy and high quality I am not sure how it was made; whether it was from a professional editor high off their rockers, or if made intentionally. Either way, it looked hashtag rad.
@moonwhooper 5 ай бұрын
Did you actually just say hashtag rad unironically?
@Idle_Hands 5 ай бұрын
I skipped it
@Moldy0014 5 ай бұрын
It was edited by prezoh
@FootEnjoyer 5 ай бұрын
@moonwhooper you must be on the older side of millennial huh
@slinkadoo6292 5 ай бұрын
They sent the crew to Antarctica. I heard it took 26 days of non-stop filming before they spotted the wild Lemongrog. Only like 4 people have seen a Grog's mating dance so the fact they got footage of it is legendary.
@jassingh3208 7 күн бұрын
Can we just appreciate how majestic Max's hair looks when it's frosty
@sharethehappiness7128 5 ай бұрын
Congratulation on your wedding Max! Wishing you a long and happy marriage 🥳🥳🥳
@theditchbank1580 5 ай бұрын
Max jumps around for a few minutes and is fully winded I love it.
@peepeepoopoo1644 5 ай бұрын
YOURE NOT REAL OH MY FUCKING GOD
@timbodeckler5191 5 ай бұрын
Boogie2988 forcefeedshisdog'scrabrangoons@@peepeepoopoo1644
@moorooster223 5 ай бұрын
@@peepeepoopoo1644 nothing is real bozo, so everything is (equally)
@morganfreeman2102 3 ай бұрын
@@peepeepoopoo1644take your meds buddy
@Mooch7B 5 ай бұрын
Shout out to Darcy putting in the hard work
@StormDatIsApproaching 4 ай бұрын
Easily the best content creators on the internet. You can see they're putting the money to work and making one banger after another with it. If all influencers were like this instead of being out of American Psycho nobody'd egg them
@portalbuilder7021 2 ай бұрын
They got egged by that little fella
@rgbvelcroshoes8281 2 күн бұрын
Bring Grog to Canada. We are like cousins only a bit more polite.
@grantogren8150 5 ай бұрын
Unironically y’all are some of the most creative, unique and entertaining creators on this platform
@shearnos 5 ай бұрын
bro what
@shearnos 5 ай бұрын
ironic unironic? they do wish videos and say the same jokes they did almost 10 years ago
@x2xstudios 5 ай бұрын
Entertaining for sure but the other two... you trippin
@soupervisor 5 ай бұрын
This is definitely new era of Cold ones, but somehow with the same feeling. Love you, boys.
@gabrielamorgado595 5 ай бұрын
cowchop era
@afrochickenboy 5 ай бұрын
@@gabrielamorgado595rip to a real one
@cheezy_urbz5310 5 ай бұрын
@@gabrielamorgado595miss that channel
@krakinnuts876 4 ай бұрын
@@gabrielamorgado595especially with the vehicles. They already had the fire and just moved into a bigger place. They’re becoming cowchop
@xg2922 3 ай бұрын
@@krakinnuts876 don't put that bad juju on them chad is going to break his leg soon at this rate
@dxxthly 5 ай бұрын
Every time I hear Max say.. 'aOhhh fukk" my head goes "I cant believe youve done this". LMAO
@DaGreenMarshmello 5 ай бұрын
Their budget is getting out of hand and I’m all for it 😂😂
@trurocker03 5 ай бұрын
You guys literally have the best job on the planet. Seems like so much fun to goof around with friends and make money doing it. What a dream!
@jacobbulkoski861 5 ай бұрын
we just gonna ignore that the first thing they opened was a battery of some sort they thought and then at 13:10 around there they couldnt find a battery pack for the gorilla suit lol
@Slimey_nutz69 5 ай бұрын
18:24 where have we seen this only ogs remember
@broadstreetburnout1719 5 ай бұрын
9:47 SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG REFERENCE LET'S GOOOOO
@Budboi28 5 ай бұрын
Love how each video max has a different obsession
@roswellxo9214 5 ай бұрын
Grog in a Capri sun like pouch that is intended to be frozen. You’re welcome
@Dr.Randy.Butternubs 3 ай бұрын
Seeing Chad get knocked down and mauled by that gorilla was tragic
@LilFebreeze 5 ай бұрын
18:10 is the closest thing we'll ever get to a Super Trash Bros Part 2
@monkey8600 5 ай бұрын
Honestly I've been extremely depressed recently, but watching a cold ones will always make my day
@adamfriebele8171 5 ай бұрын
Hey man *puts hand on shoulder* whats wrong buddy
@pussycat1172 5 ай бұрын
@@adamfriebele8171wtf
@jonmovies7353 5 ай бұрын
@@adamfriebele8171you're goofy
@damosanchex 5 ай бұрын
Same boat man, same boat. Hope it gets better for you
@ellococt 5 ай бұрын
Watching a video is gonna help your depression lol
@Pantalewns 5 ай бұрын
chad saying alhamdullilah at 20:34 had me cryingggg
@chemistrycam3143 3 ай бұрын
That intro was absolutely amazing.
@AtticusGrim 5 ай бұрын
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
@vincienco 5 ай бұрын
Chad fighting the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man while Max tries to break up the fight with a “he’s chill he’s chill” was the Cherry on top of this fkn gem of an episode
@kevinsargent 15 күн бұрын
Be nice, some child in Guangzhou worked really hard on that Iron-man suit.
@tylermillhorn9183 5 ай бұрын
10:59 no way bro just said bdsm battle pass
@Whiskeysim 5 ай бұрын
Holy shit, that reference to Hong Kong 97 at 12:17. That ones going to go over some heads.
@YulaYulna 5 ай бұрын
darcy in the muscle suit was amazing
@SticksAandstonesBozo Күн бұрын
I truly no shit blew a blood vessel laughing at the donkey Kong fight. Jesus Christ
@ADHDmeds 5 ай бұрын
this one was the best unbox out of them all, keep it up
@writerblocks9553 5 ай бұрын
That rolling thing is fucking sweet, I want a single person one
@crockorocko4781 5 ай бұрын
cold ones is actually my life blood I have watched all these videos like 20 times each but everytime I come back to them they are just as good and I genuinely never laugh so much
@noahlasseter 5 ай бұрын
Laughed so hard this ep was definitely my fav yet!
@timothymaverickfallena1608 4 ай бұрын
21:59 probably the best shot in the entire fucking video
@Bakutakamine 5 ай бұрын
Wow, they've elevated to such expensive and large items that even Max can't destroy them.
@Langharig_Tuig 5 ай бұрын
This is genuinely one of the few channels that has me actually laughing hard. The fight in the suits in that weird dome... It just got me man
@buffgoji2986 5 ай бұрын
Not the hong kong 97 music when chad puts on the chinese frog suit 😭
@HeyAmyy 5 ай бұрын
The fucking Shadow the Hedgehog music with Max on moon boots SENT me
@1bigfishstudios 5 ай бұрын
15:27 pat
@StoneWeevil 5 ай бұрын
18:10 Finally, poetic justice for Chad throwing all those barrels at George and Ian all those years ago...
@ch._3205 18 күн бұрын
Max gleefully bouncing around was beautiful
@SirSmokesAlot1869 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, I have not laughed at a video this hard this long in such a seriously long time. I wish I could meet you guys. 😂😂
@dootguy1579 5 ай бұрын
20:24 max gets stuck in the multiverse
@BEExPyro 5 ай бұрын
I thought I was gonna have to wait longer to see another episode because of Max’s wedding. Congrats Max.
@cozy_2X 5 ай бұрын
Never seen your videos till now. I needed a good laugh
@DarcyIsLame 4 ай бұрын
18:09 In all my years, I never thought I'd see a Super Trash Bros vs Dankey Kang 2.
@martinandreev5204 5 ай бұрын
The 12:12 sequence made me laugh so much
@newton1141 4 ай бұрын
What's the title of the song?
@BlazeIsBOSS 5 ай бұрын
cold ones always gives me the biggest laughs this shit had me crying you guys are the best on youtube
@UnuUO 5 ай бұрын
God I love watching grown men spend exorbitant amounts of money for stupid bits. This is one of the best episodes yet
@Squirrelologist 5 ай бұрын
Gotta love Mario throwing hay makers
@SashJo 5 ай бұрын
It was nice of the crew to let Chad be Mario instead of Donkey Kong this time
@christopherhollis2915 5 ай бұрын
I could watch this every day for the next month and still be laughing. That was so good.
@funfun5277 5 ай бұрын
It was fun watching Chad and Max review the bigger items!
@JamesFireclaw 5 ай бұрын
Everything about this episode was amazing. Congrats max and Chad and the crew. You guys rock
@ob9220 5 ай бұрын
The frog costume part was fucking hilarious I was wheezing the whole time
@dank2whiteforchainz128 5 ай бұрын
"Itsa me.....fuck" 18:05
@BDUBSTEP7 5 ай бұрын
Love how the items take so long to come in that they forget who had what impulse in buying each item 😂
@OllihuAkbar 5 ай бұрын
Congrats to DJ Salad Bar for getting married to a girl this time
@alphabetsoup6817 5 ай бұрын
Shout to to darcy, i feel like i should say more but you desrve credit for building everything and i a fan appreciate you big doooooooooog. Also my girlfriend thinks scott is the cute one and should have his own show or be in front of the camera more. Also whoever edits its great. Star wipe to dissolve is my favorite effect.
@aquaticghost 5 ай бұрын
I’m so excited for this next evolution of cold ones, I’m so stoked
@sweou 5 ай бұрын
this video is not just easily one of your most entertaining but probably one of the most entertaining things ive ever seen, this channel is seriously one of the highlights of the internet!
@hilfik1927 5 ай бұрын
Darcy being ripped was uncanny asf
@Volti-Vagra 5 ай бұрын
21:04 yes p l e a s e
@maddoxwyn4012 5 ай бұрын
Episodes like this are why I subscribed ❤
@CK_LethalNJector 4 ай бұрын
the banjo and kazoooie music poppin up here and there was great, reminded me of a fucking awesome childhood memory id long forgotten about. watching you guys reminded me of growin up in the late 80s with my older bros, man we were a bunch of knuckleheads
@skylineplaya8125 5 ай бұрын
I love to see how much effort is going into thier Videos. Keep it up
@pupuslupussususamogusch3662 5 ай бұрын
18:00 nostalgia hit hard
@freshmango2719 4 ай бұрын
19:17 IM DYINGFG
@redthreadzen 4 ай бұрын
Why is darcy just on the side. He's a MEGA star. More Darcy please
@Grace-pc1de 5 ай бұрын
Max refusing to wear the shirt he wanted is so fucking funny to me
@PequenoPipo 5 ай бұрын
we all love the chinese factory kids ❤❤
@MeAuntieNora 5 ай бұрын
Their noble sacrifice has afforded me great comfort.
@MaGmaRinE 4 ай бұрын
understanding chinese and having those random ass cn dialogues and subtitles makes it even funnier
@nedmacamden3019 5 ай бұрын
This video was awesome haha 😂 Also congrats to Max on the wedding!! 👑
@chickengaming420 5 ай бұрын
Every episode gets more and more chaotic and I love it.
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