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@coldones Жыл бұрын

EVERYTHING WE'RE WEARING can be purchased for 10% OFF with Code "COLDONES" HERE bit.ly/asseenoncoldones

@nickwyatt1726 Жыл бұрын

@rinskape7376 Жыл бұрын

@_l3prosy Жыл бұрын

Nice

@Flizz0 Жыл бұрын

Gay sex

@kerdnerl Жыл бұрын

Cool

@SaM-hi8lv Жыл бұрын

We need an episode where max and chad completely decorate a blank room

@bwunomaws12 Жыл бұрын

THATS ACTUALLY A GOOOD IDEA DARCY GET IN THIS COMMENT!

@dgcharlie5360 Жыл бұрын

Yo that'd actually be so cool, I'd love to see that

@iwillslapyou9581 Жыл бұрын

now i need to see this my guy

@kold1ng Жыл бұрын

i would pay money to see that

@dinnertime3709 Жыл бұрын

I agree

@Eldoodie Жыл бұрын

Those puppets/dolls were legitimately well done, I hope Soykireina gets some more recognition from this

@miglekk Жыл бұрын

Also shout out to the burrito bag boot creator!

@zanpakutoman4225 Жыл бұрын

I really liked the family guy heads and the Gruntilda painter seemed pretty cool too.

@boomenbuttfuckens288 Жыл бұрын

Poor girl is gonna be swamped in more orders than what she knows what to do with 😅

@jongy2011 Жыл бұрын

@@boomenbuttfuckens288 Not me lookin her up to order something rn 😂 I think I will wait a bit, for her sake

@HankCrumble-gv4ut Жыл бұрын

Deez nuts are legitimately well done, I hope the left one gets some more recognition from this

@TimeBucks Жыл бұрын

I really like this show.

@DipankarBasak-kz8eg Жыл бұрын

Wow

@ShamsSKTech Жыл бұрын

awesome

@anime.s07 Жыл бұрын

Nice

@kishanpatel5476 Жыл бұрын

Nice

@supriyanto8401 Жыл бұрын

Thumbs up

@RhiannonKagoe Жыл бұрын

jokes aside, I love how many artists were made happy by this video. Like, as commissions go, you're gonna be remembered

@thenoncreativename4488 Күн бұрын

HEEEEY, I follow you in Facebook, your art is fucking great, keep up the good work 💖

@parkergraham7231 Жыл бұрын

As a painter myself I bet those artists were absolutely elated to finally get something interesting to paint instead od the hoard of family portraits and pet photos they probably get commissioned for all the time. Thanks for being a patron of the arts

@bigmike8586 Жыл бұрын

It really needs to be said how much artists can enjoy doing stuff that's a little outside their comfort zone, something experimental for them. Some mfs commission furry fetish artists and get wholesome handholding art, just to get them to try a new style

@yossarian00 Жыл бұрын

@@bigmike8586 thats the funniest thing ive ever heard thank you

@Cyranek Жыл бұрын

warms my heart to see them supporting small origami businesses like this

@stephme2686 Жыл бұрын

Lmao yes

@zefennekinfan Жыл бұрын

Hi Cyranek!!

@Myhouseiscurrentlyburningdown Жыл бұрын

@exstacc1886 Жыл бұрын

I cannot fucking believe how they thought it was a part of the packaging cuz of how shit it is

@oliviersavard8676 Жыл бұрын

@@exstacc1886 it feels like money laundering lmao

@stevehertal1988 11 ай бұрын

I love how they forget almost everything they order, they are just as happy as us to see what it is 😂

@marcjansson1039 8 ай бұрын

Imagine being Max's banker when a 22k recipt just roles in

@Jaymic Жыл бұрын

I love the idea of a customs agent putting on a hazmat suit and respirator, going through the protocol for contain a suspicious biohazard, and opening the package to find thiccolas cage.

@dcp0102 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@philosophy_bot4171 Жыл бұрын

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "If music be the food of love, play on" ~ William Shakespeare

@AfferbeckBeats Жыл бұрын

And also that they'd see boxes of dead mice and be like yeah nothing to see here

@jazzster1234 Жыл бұрын

Or the teeth corn on the cob.

@thikim7056 Жыл бұрын

@Honey_hivez Жыл бұрын

I love that they always act like it’s super stupid but then when they get quality items that are handmade they are always genuinely happy and respectful to the people that made them

@momentarylapseofsanity3873 Жыл бұрын

Or they fucking break it

@morrisonlakey334 Жыл бұрын

I read your comment just as Max said "I feel like it's a crime to keep these people in business" (10:12)

@camquoc5718 Жыл бұрын

@lordcerberus2009 Жыл бұрын

Yeah or they absolutely dog on it for no reason

@camquoc5718 Жыл бұрын

@darrelbarrel1617 Жыл бұрын

I wish I was as easily pleased as max. The joy in his face when he saw the ghetto smosh painting brought a tear to my eye.

@jackpoland9210 Жыл бұрын

Imagine in the future someone finding a time capsule full of items from the Cold Ones studio. 🤣

@nagitokomaeda8056 Жыл бұрын

The human mask on the last guy was so realistic it creeped me out, and I hope that the owner of the shop for the kids plushies gets so many commissions cause her work is amazing.

@TheClintonio Жыл бұрын

I live in Japan, might get one of those masks to reduce discrimination 😂

@chars._.graffiti Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe Chad is not bothered that he ate breast milk soap, kissed a dead mouse and finished a drink with someone’s rotten tooth in the bottom of it, im only half way through the video aswell 😂😂😂

@Skornish Жыл бұрын

Max is a bad influence.

@burp2019 Жыл бұрын

you must have missed the old "cake" saga

@sprolyborn2554 Жыл бұрын

average day in the life of a Blizzard employee.

@kalwiggy Ай бұрын

The thought of government employees having to search a package full of "Thicc-olas Cage" christmas ornaments makes me giggle uncontrollably.

@yuletidecheer Жыл бұрын

9:12 *RIDGE RACER TYPE 4 MUSIC DETECTED* The editors always find the most niche, obscure shit to sneak in and I love it

@mikayla_collie Жыл бұрын

HAHAA!! NO WAY!!! i knew it was you guys!!!! thank you for buying my burrito boot, and 'FCA' i put those up as a joke. nobody was suppose to buy them!! thank you so much!! i love your videos!!!!!

@kr98b Жыл бұрын

THATS CRAZY

@mikayla_collie Жыл бұрын

@@kr98b this was so long ago!! i was seriously waiting for a chargeback. glad my intuition was right. i had a feeling based on the AUS conversion. lol

@clownie1313 Жыл бұрын

nice accordion bro ahah

@ekmad Жыл бұрын

Masterful origami on that burrito bag bro

@Thy_Nel Жыл бұрын

absolutely masterful creations

@possumteef Жыл бұрын

Whoever is editing these, you never cease to stress me out with the fake stabbings. Keep It up 😂 7:45

@victoriahardwick6069 Жыл бұрын

i jumped at it lmao

@raccoonvioli Жыл бұрын

IT'S PREZOH MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW IM FUKING INSANE

@bonkology4165 Жыл бұрын

A real stabbing looks wayyyyyyy different

@ATBZ Жыл бұрын

@@bonkology4165 its the shock it doesn't need to be realistic

@TheUselessInfoSquad Жыл бұрын

@@raccoonvioli NOOO OOOO IITS DOPLEX

@Blahblahblah28504 Жыл бұрын

I think every episode somehow finds a way to make me cry laughing.

@user-tm6rh1ev3u 7 ай бұрын

that is so true

@eggboy1421 Жыл бұрын

Max is always surprisingly good at art things. That drawing was actually pretty good

@HumFan 11 ай бұрын

I’ve been trying to find your pfp for so long what can I google to find it

@politicide Жыл бұрын

Max's casual mention of 'Ghetto Smosh' filled my heart with joy. Indeed the best channel on YT

@AaronKaiMCDNLD Жыл бұрын

I would so love them to create an exhibition gallery of all the paintings they commissioned and invite random art cunts and bid on em, that would a1 sauce content.

@sleepy-baphomet3884 9 ай бұрын

Chad saying “And that one’s Picasso.” to the artist rat is so weirdly adorable and wholesome to me for some reason.

@AtticusGrim Жыл бұрын

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

@simondesmond3574 Жыл бұрын

call him "little fella", cause he's a little fella, with sunglasses, he's got sunglasses on

@JoeyTheDay Жыл бұрын

Egg... htb...

@W34RD07 Жыл бұрын

Give the mice's your names. There is a perfect amount of em. Max, Chad, Darcy, Scott, Rowie. So there you guys go! Keep em videos coming!

@Gypsyblood777 Жыл бұрын

Who tf is rowie

@TommyTom21 Жыл бұрын

@@Gypsyblood777 Are you blind? He’s been sitting next to chad since the first cold ones episode.

@LivinLikeLarrry Жыл бұрын

Mice aren't gay

@straweater 11 ай бұрын

@@LivinLikeLarrrywhat

@steelermill Жыл бұрын

Why do I love watching these guys open up presents and gifts so much

@clavical4441 11 ай бұрын

Diddy Kong racing soundtrack in the background is what I live for.

@ColinFilm Жыл бұрын

I'd be interested to see an entire video of drunk drawings all becoming plushies. 😂

@jeffgourai5230 Жыл бұрын

hahahha have you ever considered eating yourself

@Emilianeuras Жыл бұрын

I love you max and chad, thanks for existing!

@dragonslayer1009 Жыл бұрын

I so happy they are real living people

@Dinobloon Жыл бұрын

Thank god they won the sperm race

@mightyyoda7 Жыл бұрын

Takes max and chad for pooping on me

@doodDood-zr9rq Жыл бұрын

Thanks for breathing, every 2 second max and chad.

@jackkawf4449 Жыл бұрын

They are hilarious, but with as much shit as they put in their mouths I'm surprised they still exist haha

@George_vv 9 ай бұрын

Goofy platter should have the photos of Bruno and Bonner on it.

@iffyStiffyify Жыл бұрын

God bless the video editors. The random edits and sound effects they throw in always make me laugh out loud! 😂

@Randy71Marsh Жыл бұрын

So much respect for that origami seller for following through with the bit

@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 11 ай бұрын

As if it's hard to send some crumpled up paper for a couple hundred bucks

@Goldenkitten1 9 сағат бұрын

@@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 Most people would have taken the money and run.

@Dwemerologist Жыл бұрын

This was Chad's revenge for Max putting him through 45 minutes of trucker merch hell.

@bradleytriggs5390 11 ай бұрын

I love how every episode usually results into pure chaos and I’m 100% down for it.

@tanushkalazaretto8465 Жыл бұрын

Oh, I laughed out loud while watching you. You are super positive guys. Great positive content.

@TheOnlyBasketCase Жыл бұрын

I constantly keep saying random dead memes out of nowhere cuz of this channel and my friends are getting annoyed at me. Thank Max and Chad from ColdOnes!

@YNGMartyr Жыл бұрын

the most frightening part of these videos is that all of this is somehow tax-deductible

@freakmeek4927 Жыл бұрын

24:28 THEY FINALLY GOT JOJI ON THE SHOW

@woofnuggiez Жыл бұрын

Thankkk you for this upload.

@Asizableproblem Жыл бұрын

I love when they give back to small businesses! Very philosophical of them

@Crybaby-Media Жыл бұрын

Philanthropic?

@ac3d657 Жыл бұрын

thats not it cuh

@redmist6630 Жыл бұрын

so glad they got ghetto smosh painting in the end

@raynegro666 Жыл бұрын

very observant, the sacred and the propane

@9wowable Жыл бұрын

My god the Etsy videos are my favourite, thank god they’re back.

@S_JunOwO Жыл бұрын

Same bro I missed this type of content

@bd_ares 11 ай бұрын

My fav part 15:59 is when Max said "It's orbing time" and orbed all over the place.

@andrewciha488 5 ай бұрын

I had the vid on in the background, only to look over and see “sigma ham grindset” and almost immediately broke down laughing.

@yanzthemanz392 Жыл бұрын

Nothing helps with curing a hangover more than a new cold ones upload

@Jerry-vt4zf Жыл бұрын

Hungover on a Monday? Sheesh

@yanzthemanz392 Жыл бұрын

@@Jerry-vt4zf it’s Sunday for me lol

@Jerry-vt4zf Жыл бұрын

@YanzTheManz ohhhh, fair enough haha. I thought you were living on the edge

@jasonpreston2703 Жыл бұрын

@@Jerry-vt4zf if you're not supposed to be hungover on monday why did they invent calling in sick

@smikey69 Жыл бұрын

@@Jerry-vt4zf that’s literally what monday’s are known for

@TheDoinkmaster Жыл бұрын

These two are ushering in a Renaissance-esque era of modern art patronage

@TaylorTheHater Жыл бұрын

I appreciated the use of the Lego Island music in this episode. Nostalgia overload.

@tigerlily1469 Жыл бұрын

Did you throw my Nicolas Cage fidget toy? 😟

@Pubsy3D Жыл бұрын

With Frank trying to escape his past and Ian beating himself up over his, it’s nice seeing Max and Chad just continue to be their old selves and entertain like they used to

@lilianasanchez3597 Жыл бұрын

warms my heart seeing them be so sweet and gentle to the mice 😢 the kiss was gross though

@brokkrton7493 10 ай бұрын

I love the random smile edits on Max’s face whenever he looks at the camera

@krismurthi4412 Жыл бұрын

You guys saved my life. All of you. Including how to basic.

@bruhdon4748 Жыл бұрын

I never make comments like this because I find them to sound like attention seeking but my mum passed away the other day suddenly & this video is the first time I genuinely have laughed and smiled and forgot how dark the world feels for a moment, I haven’t even finished the video yet but I just wanted to thank you both, truly thank you max and chad for brightening my life up a little right now when I need it most, I really appreciate it more than you’ll know…

@kiro6228 Жыл бұрын

sorry for your loss bud, that's rough. I know i'm just a stranger but I hope things get better for you, stay strong we're all rooting for you!

@bruhdon4748 Жыл бұрын

@@kiro6228 thanks man, I appreciate it..I never post stuff like that ever but I genuinely felt like I needed to thank them both for making me laugh & feel a little better you know?

@divine5328 Жыл бұрын

May your mom rest in peace, wishing you the best

@bruhdon4748 Жыл бұрын

@@divine5328 thank you 🙏🏻

@matthewhilliker Жыл бұрын

The paintings were all so well done. Very suprised none of them were just prints.

@karrawr9538 Жыл бұрын

I looked away for several seconds when they were putting on the mask and I thought Markiplier made a surprise appearance lmao

@danmiller6800 Жыл бұрын

One of the best videos done not screaming the whole time chilled out showing us the stuff. I loved the items this we so good I swear y’all have stepped it up big time. Y’all gonna take over KZfaq keep it up!!

@Gamenoob117 Жыл бұрын

It's always a good day when cold ones post a new video buying stuff while drinking.

@imogen5141 Жыл бұрын

As a member of the Patreon, I am always happy to see where my monthly contribution goes

@Anonymous-st4eq Жыл бұрын

What were the blurred out items???

@higgins7861 Жыл бұрын

This is the first episode I have seen/heard of you guys and I VERY rarely subscribe to channels because it’s mostly garbage out there but I subscribed 1/4th of the way through this video…made my day…

@fishwithlegs8117 Жыл бұрын

Love the After effects work, got a very og cold one vibes. Glad to see the editing style back too.

@chiohitz Жыл бұрын

I'm Chio, from Soy Kireina!! Thank you for the Shout out!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@shadowkyber2510 Жыл бұрын

Have you got many orders? Coldones viewers don't seem like the type of people to have much money lol

@phatrick Жыл бұрын

@@shadowkyber2510 💀💀

@yakamakalo Жыл бұрын

Max wore that Japanese mask and the first thing he says is hi I'm joji 💀

@caseyhamm4292 6 ай бұрын

i love when they get angry about the stuff they get like my brothers in christ you literally ordered it

@itsunity23 Жыл бұрын

The editor making everything smile is too funny 😂

@Xeder-uy3vf Жыл бұрын

Getting stoned and watching Cold ones has to be one of the things of all time!

@trendybistro 11 ай бұрын

I love how they upload this banger with Chad drinking a glass with a tooth in it and kissing mice at the same time that type-B male Idubbbz cried and said sorry for all the funny shit he did in the past.

@nostalgicbard1847 Жыл бұрын

These are getting riskier to watch at work with each episode, gotta love it

@MrAppleberry62 Жыл бұрын

Undoing the origami boot had me dead

@MrSimon57638 Жыл бұрын

I wish one day the cold ones would make a gallery where they put every paiting for us to look at.

@PixelStacker Жыл бұрын

I love you max and chad, thanks for existing! 100%!

@lydia3832 Жыл бұрын

IM SO EXCITED I LOVE THESE VIDEOS

@gabrielpedrosadealbuquerqu3643 Жыл бұрын

You guys should buy a really good 3d printer, choose random things to print out drunk as usual and then a week or two after printing we see you guys play w it

@Farkonso Жыл бұрын

I love Max's inventive and breakthrough grindset ideas

@mcspreggen Жыл бұрын

I honestly have never laughed as hard as when you brought out and tried on the mask 😂

@kenshiku 7 ай бұрын

17:23 "I feel like they are about to talk" ... Small fruits with an eye, are about to talk.

@GiantBUThead Жыл бұрын

Okay but for real Max's really good at drawing, I bet he can become some kind of cartoon artist.

@nikkem6438 Жыл бұрын

I've been on a Cold Ones binge. Thank you guys!

@Dankcarton Жыл бұрын

That orb edit at 16:00 was oddly the best I've seen the team do in a while, great work editor!

@Armando724 Жыл бұрын

There needs to be a Cold Ones museum in the future with all the stuff from the videos

@ksparlor13 Жыл бұрын

the burrito origami put a smile on my face

@SAMpawZ Жыл бұрын

Love the LEGO island soundtrack in the background

@DaCoolDawgs 11 ай бұрын

It’s been a couple months since I watched cold ones, so I don’t know if this is normal now, but why are these videos so fast? It feels like a giant compilation. It’s overwhelming. I feel like they used to be more chill. Like I could tag along with my drink.

@rinskape7376 Жыл бұрын

This is just the money they saved by not paying their employees and the “patrons,” is just a legal excuse

@donnyboyo32 Жыл бұрын

What?

@rogerfranzen8293 Жыл бұрын

Totally real employee of Chad and the dude from Joji here, I dont get paid

@namesurname3257 Жыл бұрын

I will scalp you

@dongatello6969 Жыл бұрын

It’s true I’m chad

@geniebobeanie Жыл бұрын

I am that little fella and still waiting to be paid

@actuallynathalie4650 Жыл бұрын

Had a really rough day today and this totally cheered me up!

@GoxSilly 11 ай бұрын

So, I been saving this video till just now from when it dropped weeks ago… I was saving it for my special day off, where I get drunk and eat a nice meal and watch my favorite KZfaqrs… I’ve been saving this video for so long , it was the first video I put on and got drunk to it, i just realized with about 27 seconds left that I’ve been watching the entire video zoomed in and missed the entire right side of the screen 😂😂😂 i hope the boys know how much they mean to me tho I fr😂😂I’m lit rn and I just I been saving this for so long 😭

@jamesdurden-fl6bk Жыл бұрын

that kirby air ride music in the background ... LOVEEE

@dantebowie5930 Жыл бұрын

11:32 it says "tourist resting at the streets of cozumel mexico"

@MrShamus Жыл бұрын

Thank you max and chad for this epic tutorial on how to forge passports to Madagascar! Very cool 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@mikoro88 5 ай бұрын

12:45 That's my ringtone in the background. Went momentarily crazy! ^^,

@tanushkalazaretto8465 Жыл бұрын

Guys, I watched your video again with pleasure. Thanks for the interesting content.

@locomotiveproductions Жыл бұрын

I love when yous spend thousands of dollars and in return make me laugh my ass off. Love from Perth

@dakotastaton9874 Жыл бұрын

You guys make any bad day better. Been a fan since the Frank days and following you guys ever since. I love you guys, and I genuinely hope you're doing great in your personal lives.