Weapons of White Destruction | TJ | Stand Up Comedy
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6 ай бұрынDon’t Tell Comedy produces weekly shows in 100+ cities across the US in unique locations for a one-of-a-kind comedy experience! The location is kept a secret until the day of the show and the performers are a secret until they hit the stage! Check out our website for upcoming live shows in your city! www.donttellcomedy.com
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TJ is a standup comedian born and raised in Haiti who currently lives in New York. He loves bacon, dogs, and comedy. Probably not in that order. He's currently on tour all over America.
Instagram: / tjstandup
TikTok: / tjstandup
KZfaq: @tjstandup1
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Credits:
Written and Performed by TJ
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Tom Atwell
Swing: Andreas Roalsvig
Cam Operators:
Troy Dobbertin
Rylie Field
Addy Farrell
Bill Pawlowski
Rebecca Rajadnya
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recordist: Maxwell Phillips
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Sarah Cogan
Set Dresser: Monica Dabrowski
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Paige Asachika
David Berg
Maggie Rosenberg
Brandon Wells
Photographer: Michael Monti
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Triangle Loft in Manhattan, NY
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@tjstandup1 5 ай бұрын
Thank you guys for watching! Thank you Don't Tell for having me. I'm touring all over America @tjstandup
@em0_tion 5 ай бұрын
You're a fvcking legend! 👏🤣
@Ian-sh5xz 5 ай бұрын
This was so funny
@pakde8002 5 ай бұрын
Caught your short of this set. Hilarious. Hope you have a great tour.
@romelldawkins5515 5 ай бұрын
Thats a good set dawg loved it 😂😂
@Lil-Britches 5 ай бұрын
Your hilarious, I was watching this at work busting out laughing looking crazy
@s.j_mk3872 5 ай бұрын
He ended his set with a Deez Nuts joke 😂😂 legendary 👏
@SamuelOrjiM 5 ай бұрын
Ikr
@prestonsimmons65 5 ай бұрын
Spoiler alert
@MjombaTonnes 5 ай бұрын
He missed the opportunity to say “you might have taken my nuts but your kids will chock on deez nuts (the nuts)😅
@jobbrown7847 5 ай бұрын
brought me all the way back to the 90s!
@sylvesterhurt447 5 ай бұрын
Good thing I didn’t read this comment right away… punch line thief 😂
@maxvendome8662 5 ай бұрын
He's an emerging comedic star.. I seen this brother rip in French and Haitian creole too. And he was still a riot. He is simply brilliant
@tjstandup1 5 ай бұрын
🙏🏾
@maxvendome8662 5 ай бұрын
@@tjstandup1yerrr! The legend himself. Rooting for you all the way bro
@sensis8036 5 ай бұрын
Where can I find him? Is he stateside?
@hallyukissfm4537 4 ай бұрын
Sorry ...where can we find those French and haitian creole work ?
@thegoodgodabove8264 5 ай бұрын
I love being a Mexican watching this thinking "Huh, I don't speak Mexican lol" and low and behold
@tjstandup1 5 ай бұрын
😂
@itzelramirez4801 5 ай бұрын
Oh yeah! I think about that, and if your Mexican American and don’t speak it your not Mexican to other Mexicans💀 also those segregated schools they’d put Latinos in, they wouldn’t allow you to speak Spanish cause then they’d hit you double colonization whammy 🦧
@amani98001 5 ай бұрын
right, it made me laugh so hard
@MsZephyra 4 ай бұрын
*lo and behold :)
@SAWTHISRIGHT 4 ай бұрын
It's that foreign exchange program 😂
@2hard2knock 5 ай бұрын
French foreign exchange program, also known as slavery. This guy is a hoot 🦉 😂 Edit: *1K Likes* Thank you!!
@isaacmondesir1814 5 ай бұрын
It’s too much to pay for French 😢😂 My grandparents are from Martinique. This hits home.
@TheDigdog8 5 ай бұрын
Someone watches Kam Patterson 😭
@observantmonkey4055 5 ай бұрын
Rockos modern liife
@dimitar297 5 ай бұрын
As a white, none of this was funny.
@Soundwave._ 5 ай бұрын
@@dimitar297 As a white person, you just lack a sense of humour, all of this was hilarious. The best comedy is based on challenging truths. Just because you're not used to being the target of the joke doesn't mean it's not funny.
@nicolebohley897 5 ай бұрын
“This is the most subtle weapon of white destruction “ omg 💀 Love it!!
@anthonywheeler7599 5 ай бұрын
Very funny guy
@LB0206 5 ай бұрын
6:37 lol
@tsholofelophaho3918 5 ай бұрын
Another great comedian I've never seen! Really breezed through these topics with ease, great dry humour and good timing.
@avenutians 5 ай бұрын
whoever the guy in the audience is with that contagious laugh.. you made my night
@kalisiklow7259 5 ай бұрын
Sounded like Stavros 😂
@oaktree313 5 ай бұрын
That's his sidekick like Robin but he's just there to make the joke sound funnier by 10² × by the Joker
@famfamfam5782 5 ай бұрын
This guy has serious writing chops. Totally top tier
@WilkineBrutus 5 ай бұрын
I’m definitely bias🇭🇹 but this is definitely one of the best sets I’ve seen all year 😂😂😂 TJ’s timing, the historical context, subjects, delivery, and his stage presence is like a 20year vet.
@beaForUAPresearch 5 ай бұрын
"Okay this protest must be about... my life" 😆
@mackieincsouthsea 5 ай бұрын
Love this guys vibe, spicy topics are always really fun done dry as hell 😅
@c.glazercrush3994 5 ай бұрын
Looks like the genetic love child of Kevin heart and usher.
@matthale5526 5 ай бұрын
Saw this guy in the Netherlands in a room of about 6 people and he managed to do quite well with what he had to work with 😅 fair play
@the-seed-sower761 5 ай бұрын
In the Netherlands?
@jlui21 5 ай бұрын
-- 6 ppl? peanut allergies must have hit the Netherland shores too.
@ArmstrongJeuneStrongmuzik 2 ай бұрын
He is Coming back on MARCH 29TH
@themaestrodamus 5 ай бұрын
😂💀 yeah I was in that program too. Three exchange programs actually; Portuguese, French and English. They just REALLY loved my country
@xzonia1 5 ай бұрын
The French only had Texas for 5 years, not long enough to get us speaking their language. We just speak Spanish and English here. Lol X)
@JediNiyte 5 ай бұрын
No you weren't.
@themaestrodamus 5 ай бұрын
@@JediNiyteyou mean Nigeria wasn’t in that exchange program? Called occupation and colonialism? Okay, thanks for letting me know I wasn’t. Typical, considering white people are always trying to erase history.
@themaestrodamus 5 ай бұрын
@@xzonia1and you assumed I’m Texan because? Do I type in a Texan accent? Or you just assumed I’m Texan based on…? Jesus you internet people are mostly morons
@vuyN77 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@raianmathieu9899 5 ай бұрын
Naming your kid the whole Thomas Jefferson is such Haitian thing to do XD
@lowmag7431 8 күн бұрын
Both Thomas and Jefferson are common names in Haiti
@diallo1347 5 ай бұрын
As the son of a Haitian immigrate that French foreign exchange program joke was hilarious.
@16JayChris 5 ай бұрын
Proud to see a Haitian winning!!!🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹
@kstamps410 5 ай бұрын
Best George Washington Carver joke I ever heard.
@dr.yaashumanitarismadvocac5004 5 ай бұрын
I just wanted to reach out and let you know how much I enjoyed your storytelling session. Your ability to captivate an audience and bring historical figures to life is truly amazing. I particularly loved how you incorporated George Washington Carver into your story - it was a delightful surprise and it made my day! I must admit, I was not aware of the fact that George Washington Carver was castrated, and it was a shocking revelation for me. Your comedy/storytelling not only entertained me, but also educated me on this lesser-known aspect of his life. Thank you for sharing your talent and knowledge with us. I look forward to more of your comic relief sessions with a twist in the future. Keep up the fantastic work!
@alabaalaba2810 5 ай бұрын
Watching from Nigeria🇳🇬. One love
@_HeARTSconnection 5 ай бұрын
That was some of the funniest and smartest comedy I've ever heard! Race jokes aren't easy but this man nailed it!
@marshwetland3808 5 ай бұрын
Top notch!
@CountryTortoise 5 ай бұрын
That's one of the greatest "deez nuts" jokes I've ever heard 😂
@Timi1111 5 ай бұрын
I love how he's making comedy from such painful history... We need to laugh more😂
@clementjoymasinamela4244 5 ай бұрын
Wow, one of the funniest sets I have ever heard, I'm literally crying of laughter. Much love from South Africa
@micacam2684 5 ай бұрын
The writing, the timing . . . Just awesome! ❤
@overkill2006 5 ай бұрын
He’s a natural and a comedic genius.😂😆🤣
@dudermcdudeface3674 5 ай бұрын
This is legit funny, not one of those "polite giggles" routines where you just appreciate that someone tried.
@Blullaby 5 ай бұрын
Loved it ! I did NOT see the punchline coming, even though I expected a reference to it somewhere, it was a brilliant build up ❤
@xapokalypse 5 ай бұрын
All facts and all good jokes. Absolutely amazing bit. I would love to see more of him. Don't Tell Comedy never misses
@dennythemenny3930 5 ай бұрын
I’ve heard the George Washington carver peanut allergy bit on here before
@firebadwatergood431 5 ай бұрын
Your jokes are funny....I live in the Caribbean...Trinidad...I love your set.
@Thealchemistpoet 5 ай бұрын
Deez nutts!!! The context and timing is on point 😄😄. A Legend on the rise👍🏾
@beverly007ful 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant guys this guy deserves a Netflix special.
@justtony21 5 ай бұрын
T.J I cant even lie this was super funny!! I seriously hope that you blow up and do it big. You nailed this brotha. Well done.
@originalRAS 5 ай бұрын
This might be one of the next greats in comedy. Well written & hilarious my brotha👊🏾
@Redwoodbeauty93 5 ай бұрын
Oh I love him ! Finally some raw reality! Thank you for sharing your world with us !
@boogzsorandom 5 ай бұрын
That was a great show & well put together. The ending was classic!!!!✊🏽
@mayb8876 5 ай бұрын
The last joke was the best form I've heard that joke being done
@NkataM 5 ай бұрын
It was a joke done by Garrick Barnard on Black Conspiracy Theories here kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r7eVnr14xMusnKc.htmlsi=yjLgqkCV_RiXbAxm
@DorcasOlujimi 5 ай бұрын
The whole set is 🔥🔥 but that ending ? legendary 🤣🤣🙌
@Boohee1989 5 ай бұрын
Imagine if he didnt do comedy. Just lived his life as a Thomas Jefferson with an amazing George Washington Carver joke that only he could have connected the dots on and presented this way. This is why comedy is important. Beautifully done sir.
@mikelbanks8506 5 ай бұрын
brilliant material and delivery!!!!!
@stacehansen3140 5 ай бұрын
That was hilarious! Good delivery, excellent jokes! Needs a whole special rn!
@aslprobro 5 ай бұрын
Wow! That was hilarious. I haven’t seen a comedian with that kind of clever wit and comedic timing In a while. Good job bro.
@chriskim457 5 ай бұрын
The last joke was FIRE 🔥
@rickjames21 5 ай бұрын
This is actually a great set. I will keep an eye out for more of his stuff.
@ralisalewis351 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Perfect dry humor. Can’t wait to see some more
@kbrizy7490 5 ай бұрын
He was very! good. Loved it. More please. Thank you brethren.
@benford5512 5 ай бұрын
Well done. Smart, Classy, Funny
@Petittornaluna 5 ай бұрын
This guy's a genius. The joke about Hispaniards was the best thing I've heard in such a long time. Would love to see him live!
@Goshin89 5 ай бұрын
You're pretty good. Keep it up. Proud to be Haitian
@willjon7944 5 ай бұрын
I am just proud today seing him
@unifiedfield_thisisit 5 ай бұрын
One of the best I’ve seen lately. Love it!!
@PhilippeSHOCKMatthews 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely PHENOMENAL! You are a comedic genius to educate an audience and make them simultaneously. Bravo!
@gabereiser 5 ай бұрын
Slayed it.... I want more TJ!
@user-ii1uf7tx8l 5 ай бұрын
Best comedian I have heard in years! Brilliant from start to finish.
@user-tv3zh7es3b 5 ай бұрын
Amazing comic. Great material and delivery. Keep doing your thing brother.
@bilaljahi5364 5 ай бұрын
Started off laughing ended laughing! This guy got talent
@ohotnitza 5 ай бұрын
A very polished set. My husband and I laughed the whole time. :)
@martintornborg7072 5 ай бұрын
I am glad i stumbled over this video
@BeeSugar1 5 ай бұрын
WOW!!! What an awesome set. Funny from start to finish.
@VETERANMASTER 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂Hilarious. Thank you KZfaq for suggesting this. I’ll check out some more of his stuff.
@officialbarnation 5 ай бұрын
That was too funny and peanut joke was pricelesss
@bellechannel 2 ай бұрын
This guy spirit is intact! What wonderful human being!
@a.j.triplett4624 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Well put together. Seemed very comfortable.
@emmanuelmorel9350 5 ай бұрын
You’re brilliant. Thank You
@EmpressOfExile206 5 ай бұрын
That last punchline was gold 🏅
@Gustahvo 5 ай бұрын
"I think this is a protest about my life"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@justiceroyale1 5 ай бұрын
I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Thank you for breaking the streak!
@jaywhitaker1147 5 ай бұрын
I’ve got to find more of this guy, absolutely hilarious
@BaubBidon 3 ай бұрын
That George Washington Carver segment was genius! 🤣🤣🤣
@DonnieRiddimReggae 5 ай бұрын
Beautiful jokes, outstanding delivery. I love it.
@moptop7575 5 ай бұрын
Gorge Washington Carver was also a brilliant Horticulturalist and the inventor of sustainable agricultural practices that we are just catching on to today.
@roscoej 5 ай бұрын
Funniest set I’ve seen in awhile .. great material
@antelope6826 5 ай бұрын
Dying here 😂😂😂 this was absolutely hilarious and very intelligent too
@inmycorner 5 ай бұрын
QUALITY SET! 😂😂SOO FUNNY!
@abrahamseda310 5 ай бұрын
No other art form that I respect more than comedy, and you sir are a genius.
@eriklunden5218 5 ай бұрын
The wrap up with that final joke was perfection.
@hailmegatron793 5 ай бұрын
Loved this. Super funny 😂
@ippapp2 5 ай бұрын
Great set !!!!!
@user-uz6lg9vn9k 5 ай бұрын
The ending omfg 😂😂😂 loved it!
@CaliPaliGuy 5 ай бұрын
Funny af!!! I hope to see more sets soon!!!
@djphat1736 5 ай бұрын
Last line got me. I wasn't expecting that.
@coliimusic 5 ай бұрын
Not even halfway in and I love this dude😂😂
@plymakkayestudio1827 5 ай бұрын
Proud of you BRO A, FIRST time hearing you..Bon Bagay , Haitian represent
@Honest000w 5 ай бұрын
This man is speaking some truth through comedy
@ninawestlake14 4 ай бұрын
Calm, cool,collected and so funny! Were have i been? I'm only learning about this man today. And that last joke was the best of all!😂😂😂
@uchihaclan77 5 ай бұрын
Had to thank my feed for this
@denisgomes4106 5 ай бұрын
man this is gold
@smarterhr8220 5 ай бұрын
Great job brother 👏🏾 you're funnnnyyyyyy
@jimbeam7636 5 ай бұрын
Man y'all be killing it with the sets. Love this guy's work, hilarious.
@Rocraisedsha85 5 ай бұрын
Delivery on point
@jamieb2289 Ай бұрын
Omg, yes! Loved this set. 😂😂😂
@BOSSMOSS21 5 ай бұрын
😂Definitely going to look for more of this mans stand up.
@l.a.watkins206 5 ай бұрын
You rock TJ !!! Keep it up young man..
@FactStorm 5 ай бұрын
That was refreshing, it's great anecdotal content. Amazing job Thomas Jefferson 🤣 ,looking forward to more of him!
@vuyN77 4 ай бұрын
Clean and bloody funny!!!
@GB-TX 5 ай бұрын
Loved this
@natly3123 5 ай бұрын
Cleverly done .. non stop 😂😂
@rhodabharath 5 ай бұрын
Loved this set. Refreshing take.
@ChicoCabra 5 ай бұрын
TJ, you should be the next Daily Show host. I think you'd be perfect.
@lavallebarlow2324 5 ай бұрын
Man this King is coming with pure 🔥
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