I had to look up barista Lol duh

Jason Lowther Oof You’re a little late

@@jhon-a-thon2169 I know Lol

Maybe you spoke too soon.

@@Zebo12345678 It's not banana, it's vanilla. What the fuck even is a banana latté

Then use 1 1/2 pillows, not too low, and not too high, but just right.

+TheUnknownOne how do you have 1/2 of a pillow?

Easy! Just slice a pillow in half with a machete!

my machete is taking too long to recharge

And trying to go to facebook when you don't have a 1Gbps network, obviously, and when you forgot to charge your iPhone last night

He knows that the real world is Weirder than fiction. That's why he goes all in on the Weirdness, and why his stuff ages like a fine Port.

@@GumSkyloard not all of it

His style parodies age pretty well, and I think his choice of parodying the Pixies here was good given how innovative they were.

Indeed.

Like weird Al? There is NO ONE like him. He is the orginal!!

Beautifully done!

The music videos always have some kind of genius to them

Im glad someone else saw.

Bruh moment

Probably while listening to music on a third phone.

@@the_milkmann bruh

BRUH Well, al is rich.........

I was wondering if he was the idiot who called him? Butt dialed, maybe?

What? Im actually gluten free and i dont get that joke...

Oh wait it just clicked.....lol

that's creme brule, not tiramisu

@William Fishman _C_ rème brûlée (burnt cream) is *a* custard with burnt sugar on the top, and tirAmisu is a coffee-flavoured, cheesecake-like thing.

William Fishman and *(more critically to the joke)* Tiramisu is famously made w/ lady fingers. So it’s just like all restaurant breadbasket breadsticks 🥖 in that it’s made with A LOT of common wheat flour. No one with celiac disease *(or NCGS, or a different triticeae-aggravated medical issue)* would carelessly “fill up on bread” or be aggravated about not having “enough room for tiramisu.” -This establishes that the character he is portraying is just being needlessly whiny.🤬🍪 Thus; Al used this song to make fun of all the over-suggestible Gen X-ers & millennials who think that they are making a more ‘woke’ & healthful decision by not eating gluten. BUT, unlike other comedians, Al skillfully joked about them in a way that‘s *not* at the expense of people who actually *need* to avoid or limit gluten beyond when it’s convenient. 🍕🙅🏻‍♂️🥐🙅🏽‍♀️🍞🙅🏼‍♀️🥞🙅🏻. Which is pretty important because making fun of ALL gluten-avoiders alters the public perception of how serious medical issues like CD, NCGS/NCWS, triticeae-allergies, and fructan-aggravated IBD are.

He is a god

It's all about the pentiums

No kidding! He looks exactly the same as he did when I first listened to him 41 years ago. I looked it up, he is 61 years old. That can't be true. How was he 20 years old back then?!

He's vegan. Kidding. I mean, he IS vegan, but he's probably also had some work done.

Collagen levels normal.

I pledge allegience to the divided nation of Twitter, And to no republic, For which stands hate, No nation, Under God's regret, Invincible pain, For haters of all kind (but mostly Karens).

@@magnoliabloom1 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

no i will never stand for such a thing

Ah, you are a man of culture as well. I salute you.

this is more of a Karen national anthem, the Twitter national anthem would sound more like screaming like the depths of hell

Yes

Lets forward them that crap

@Ninjakitten42 yes that is bootiful pupper

Hey that dog that was in post is also in videi

@@Primalxbeast Cute doggo

I love how his hair is Karen Hair but before the Karen meme was a thing.

We had a city-wide blackout a few weeks ago, my brother's oldest went pretty much nuts because he could not game or watch movies on youtube. Threw a whole tantrum and the works and looked at me like I was crazy because I suggested he read a book. I dryly told my brother he was not gonna survive an apocalypse if we ever had one, he agreed somewhat lol. the worst part he is10.

@@velvety2006 sounds like he needs a belt on his ass.

True, imma try not to act like that, but yeah that’s a little too true...

Not necessarily since we're becoming less first world as time goes on.

And this was 6 years ago

@@Mitche23 before it became the norm

I like how he basically has the expression of a Karen through the entire video, along with the haircut of course.

@@cultofthevoid5677 That's because he's a legend who is ahead of his time.

@@kobayashibrynhild9622 Very true.

True since the song is about a rich man who sees small things as first world problem.

@@LuigiTheMetal64what does he being rich have to do with anything? He can still point out the flaws in society… certain countries have limitless food and lots of luxuries while other countries have no food at all and yet we complain about unimportant stuff…

You mean like a *NEANDERTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL*

Lol

The Ink Pit Ox 300th like lol

Ew. A KZfaq Premium user.

May I introduce you to KZfaq Vanced?

nice kurapika profile pic

ANY ad is more offensive than ANY video. For being an ad alone.

"I don't mind the ads. I don't mind the buffer. But when the ads buffer, I suffer. " - First World Citizen

Fort Blocks He's right, I didn't experience any ad buffer here in the 3rd world. I'm not ad exempt though )-:

OMFG I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!

Karens have always existed. They weren't called karens until recently

@@Saint-Louis-du-Ha-Ha Karens were popularized on like 2016. They were just called bitches before

Yes. I had to check the Date.

First world problem: I'm a grammar Nazi. Didn't AGE

@ashley1994 If you're talking about the song, it's a style parody of Pixies

@ashley1994 Go listen to their work, especially Debaser, then come back and listen to this.

#Word Crimes. Sorry, dude.

Long periods of exercise slow down agin on a cellular level, and Weird Al is so all over the place that's he's slowed his aging down by at least 10 years xD

And now he's immortalized as a pony.

i agree! been doing this gig for 40 years now.

Yep and he adds todays technology to his Songs.

ikr how old is he? I really can't tell!!!

Yeah!

Yes definitely

Yes

No that title is belong to me.

He is everyone's Uncle

He's a modern day philosopher

I laugh at myself with the same things.

Uh, jumping the gun a bit aren’t we?

@@BLZ231 Please, good citizen, explain how I'm "jumping the gun" by posting a comment on an 11 year old video which I like the music for.

@@TheModdersDen Dude, this video was released in 2014. It's 2023. It's not 11 years old. It will be in 2025, but it isn't yet.

And his earbuds are attached to neither of them.

He might have cut it

You can do some pretty amazing things to condense hair, seen some big afros condensed to being a man bun, its pretty impressive, and would mean he could fit it under a wig

Specialized hairnets used by makeup departments.

Probably a wig cap. You can stuff a ton of hair in those things, and it is impossible to tell

nonono you see, that is his REAL hair The one in his other videos is the fake one.

Spencer Cox The funny thing is, I don't even care about electric toothbrushes.

rofl

I was about to comment that!! I always die in that part lol

I was scrolling down the comments while listening and saw your comment just as Al sang the same words. Does that qualify as a First World Coincidence?

@@joeschembrie9450 Nah, it's a Lame Claim To Fame.

Of course it is a Karen hair cut. It is so obnoxious.

I was thinking he same thing

Weirld Al was so ahead of time

its very relatable to me

You are so right. And this video is from 2014. Al Yankovic is always ahead of his time.

It's only psychologically free. The extra crap you're buying makes up for it.

Buy it then return the item you don’t need

Done that.

It’s so accurate tho. That level of anger is the whole reason I spend money on Amazon Prime every year

@@KhanGarth How the fuck is he supposed to return a dog through the mail 🤨

*clicks not right now*

Huh they only send it like once a month

Also adblock isn't working anymore, I get a white screen and sometimes, depending on the device, it will show a skip ad or don't show it at all but a playback error

Ad Block Plus has worked perfectly for me for several years. No YT ads. _Ever._

I never know what ads people refer to because I have Premium.. First world problems

The fact that this is underrated is nothing but a… …FIRST WORLD PROBLEM!!!

You mean it doesn't get the respect it deserves?

SgtMagnumb Never say that, even as a joke you are liable if anything happens.

Good to see you here. I've seen lots of your videos and another first word problem everyone is a dick.

so your not dead..

I'll take views on my #Parody Devil's Couriers Comedy Series - Max Interrogation -- Sons of Anarchy Parody

obligatory thumbs up now

Is there actually anything normal about Al. I hope not. Normal is boring.

Randy D. It true tho

😂😂😂😂lol

Yeah dressing up as a 1st world white guy is what he was born to do but refused to lol.

Yeah, are you sure he didn't just ask his neighbour about his day?

Wdym? He can abouslely dance!

If you watch “Handy” he’s got some pretty sweet moves 😂. But in this video your right, he definitely doesnt.

not only can he dance, he can dance whatever character the songs he writes need!

There's always room for tiramisu.

That darn tell tale heart just bleeds everywhere!! so inconvenient!

+Dallin Condie Ba-bump. Ba-bump. Ba-bump.

That's not a first world problem. Murder is a worldwide problem, unfortunately.

I know right? And that dude who's just screaming at you behind a wall in the cellar is a real problem when you wanna get your fine wine. Now, where's that Amontillado?

Forgot to burn the body. First world problems.

That is very true

Even now

FLINT MICHIGUN PROBLEMS!

North Floridian problem in Appalachia cola

That would be a real problem.

lol

chownful Wow...nice catch :)

chownful I have had plenty of boxes from amazon shipped with that tape on and I am not a prime member.

I used to work for amazon, they put amazon prime tape on the boxes regardless of of you have prime or not, unless your box is from a different seller, then you get brown tape. sometimes they use amazon kindle tape as well.

Now, did he predict the hair cut or did he inspire it?

Karens have probably existed since the beginning of time, although they're certainly more common nowadays.

@@rptube16 "I want to speak to your manager lady" (with Karen's haircut) Was a meme even in '14, and dreaded among most workers in retail well before that.We just didn't know how common it was because we weren't looking for them before.

@@nomobobby Just sing "you can't always get what you want" in reply. Or, in the eternal words of a manager I overheard muttering "Whatever, I don't wanna talk to you..."

@@rptube16 yes Karen's have always existed. We use to call them women who speak their mind. But that was before it became cool to be a sexist like you.

My God, it's uncanny.

this especially reminds me of No. 13 Baby

@@digitramch yes! That's one of my favourites, too.

The beginning is almost exactly like debaser

heard this for the first time just now and was thinking to myself "Al must be a Pixies fan" thus making my respect for him that much more infinite.

hey can I get some spades and or blades

And that the amount of views isn't the amount of actual individual people watched it, since plenty of people have watched this many times

yeah, they are too busy dying of starvation.

@@TzarBomb and what are you trying to say? I've genuinely never seen virtue signalling in the wild before just now

That seems more like a 3rd world problem

The karen haircut was and is not cool

"cool"

I think you meant uncool

Well you should count your self lucky too you obviously have access to the internet and if you want you country to be in the first world stop making problems

from morocco, and wise advice michael lol

Du Duu I wonder what second world countries are like

i think russia and some europian countries and china etc

Lord Yamcha Those are Communist countries.

56 in two weeks!

+InfamousDagger He looks like he's 39 in this video.

+InfamousDagger Perhaps his vegan diet is the reason why he looks so good still.

+InfamousDagger Comedy is good for the body =D

Tim G True! xD

yup. some other style parodies include: mr Popeil(b-52s) dog eat dog(talking heads) ill sue ya(rage against the machine) skipper dan(Weezer) and craigslist(the doors)

i like the face he makes when he says OMG lol

he can't even throw it like the laptop lmao

YA

"i had to buy something i didnt even need to qualify for free shipping" *buys dog* yeah but almost everybody needs a dog (allergies exist)

He could wear it on his head

Lol

O_O you cracked the code

Cinema Chris and the illuminati know

That they're finally primed

***** for world domination

More like a mid 2000's problem but not being able to play gameboy at night because it didn't have a backlight!

+GreenbergGaming - Fallout 4 Mod Showcases I thought backlights not existing was in the 80's I'm not an expert though (born in very late 90'S)

Umbra I belive gbasp was the first Gameboy that had a built in backlight if I recall

Whatever Grandpa

There's always "It's all about the pentiums"

loose screws2 make more than one account

@@cm5g 2 much trouble for a first world citizen

*starts smashing computer 18 times and proceeds to throw it at the wall in anger*

@@JoJoTheory Is there a pixel out in the corner out in the corner of your laptop screen?

@@TheInkPitOx Yeah :(

blica 1 The word you are looking for is satire.

Jerryrig Lol !.. THAT'S THE WORD !

blica 1 How dare you commit a Word Crime? First World, First World problems.

+Doctor Who Watching Doctor Who as I was watching this, the Vincent Van Gogh episode.

+TheTrueJayJay That's the way to live life xD

omg how annoying THAT is lmao

No, it's just you.

I hate that and it's even more annoying when you just got them Edit: one of my new pairs completely broke in 2 days

current problem, thanks for calling me out >:(

@@colinrichdale16 He's stating that as a first world problem. Not a problem with the video.

I'm used to neutral temperature pillows

Ba Dum, Tish.

Oh-damn

but we were the first planet to be discovered by humans

***** humans didn't discover earth, earth discovered humans

Ian Vila mind blown

I was thinking that as I was watching this video. With the blond wig, he sort of looks like Owen Wilson.

Woh, you're right he does kinda look like Owen Wilson.

Botooox

The Great Gyrofluff He's 55, he's not that old.

If people think Mr. Yankovic doesn't age they haven't been watching him since the '80s and/or '90s. He does look good for a man his age. I read somewhere he is vegan and he doesn't drink or smoke, and exercises regularly.

A $20 bill would not work in a US vending machine either. Most machines only take $1s and $5s.

jcrowley1985 FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

Japan is also a first world country.

I knew there was something off :D

@@cy8685 ANERICAN money in JAPANESE vending machine. ffs

@Dick Fageroni Oh that made me chuckle

Yep, pulled out a cassette to play for the family and my 1990 tape deck needs a new belt... You'd think they would last longer than 30 years! ;)

Inspiring to see :) Awesome roblox avatar by the way!

@@ARoyalRuby Thanks!

That's where I come into play.

Spike Jones

Dan Avidan.

My playlists of just weird al are the only things that keep me sane on long car rides

It's not that he can't, it's that he doesn't want to

@@ampersandvoid528 Wow, that's even worse.

There's no shame in thrift.

@@StephCurryMcFlurry96 Hell I have that problem lol 2 bucks from free shipping then have to spend 50 more for crap I will never need

@@heliosgnosis2744 McCartney has admitted he only buys from discount stores

You would not believe how many people do that. Claiming to go gluten-free, even though it's harmful if you're not allergic to gluten. Seriously.

Flutters Even just claiming to go gluten-free is dangerous. It makes you susceptible to violent physical assaults.

LOL

gluten-free bread

+gyinagal I have Celiac but I'm treated fairly, I don't get your point...

+constitutional libertarian No, poor people do that. Sounds more China.

Baigandine L any1 in a first world country is smart poor or rich (ofc if they can afford internet and a computer) if they watch free streaming on the internet. paying for any kind of TV or movie service is moronic.

constitutional libertarian A libertarian should support freedom of contract. How does stealing fit into that philosophy.

Baigandine L everyone is a hypocrite about some things... i didnt steal anything i just enjoy shows/movies others steal. its common sense. why would i watch 17 mins of commercials during an hour long show when i can go to a steaming site and watch 43 mins straight of a show with the commercials perfectly cut out. i value my time and if me not watching the show on TV saves 17 mins and maybe makes the corporations miss out on a penny then so be it. i highly doubt there is anyone on earth who knows about free streaming sites and says "hmm i better watch TV and the 17 mins of commercials per episode so im not stealing from the poor corporations."

+Baigandine L It's a first world problem to complain about the time it takes to access the content, not the fact that pirating is a thing.

mine too - i still laugh just as hard each listen, too!

Pleb. Find a job at a place with a fully stocked industrial Keurig machine.

hahahaha

"My cloning machine doesn't clone as fast as the new one"

"This Game says that my one week old Video Card is outdated"

"Damn forgot to charge my iTeleport guess im taking my hiver board#firstworldproblems"

"My golden toilet are always cold since my toilet sitter died"

The range of the voice command on my television doesn't extend to the location of my massage robot.

This is their son ken

*Unvaccinated

@@n3bloons23 I was thinking more of a chad

@@kayrose6670 same thing

@@kayrose6670 a Chad and a Karen are the same thing different genders.

That's why I won't buy one til there is. :p

***** I find it absolutely hilarious that Google offered to translate "True dat" and does!

Curtis Thompson Google accepts those in our community that speak in Ebonics.

The joys of Anal Rape Yes, I figured. I still find it funny.

Curtis Thompson this seems to be a common thing here on KZfaq recently. I'm not saying it's not funny, if anything I was just adding to the joke. It seems that everyone thinks everyone else is out to antagonize them.

InDreamsYourMine I got way too much enjoyment out of that. It's infuriating when people are wondering through the middle of the road on their phone. Don't mind me, I'm not actually in my car to drive anywhere, I'll just wait until you finish texting. Laws against hitting people like that just cause the gene pool to get way too muddy.

The latest iPhone came out 3 weeks after I just paid a lot of money for the newest model

@@xppp3021 the model which just came out 3 weeks prior

Really, you think?

@@giovannigennaro9732 yes you are about 2 months late and yes

@@md7415 I know. And I was being sarcastic.

Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.

You really think so?

Martin Zaragoza or at the very least, alot more then he has now

Considering he did this before there was KZfaq.

deserves it more

Ya know Samantha Thorne,he was wearing a wig!!!so he nor his vid is that old he is currently in his fifties but that was waaayyy before he even made this.

i know that....