I'm also picturing that clip of michael rosen making stabbing motions and saying 'this'll pay him back'

The original Belle Delfine Gamer Girl Bathwater... Old Fart Bathwater

_"I'll fix _*_all_*_ of them, they'll see..."_

"Cop THIS, yer bastards!"

"goaan av somathis!"

and that's why it has quinine in it

it works if you leave it out in the sun

Very comedic comment I actually laughed at it. Maybe because its 3:30 in the bloody morning and im slightly high off of cold medication and sleep deprivation. Or maybe its actually funny.

+Fors Clavigera Saw 7: They'll *all* get their fixings.

I think either would sound friendly in the American accent intended, whereas both would sound sinister if said in a cockney accent.

It's like going to gran's house and being force fed does that occur in countries other than America?

Isn't 'y'all' short for 'you all' not 'you'll all' though?

*shakes fist* "You win this round, Ashens- but just you wait, y'all get yer fixins!"

"Stop sniffing my bottle!" "I'm getting my fixins"

***** Sounds like something the TF2 Engineer would say.

Sounds like something that Fire Marshall Bill would say.

***** I was just about to say the exact same thing...

carl wikström What's the time where you live?

KillThad Probably 1:52am

KillThad uk prob

KillThad It's Midnight in Europe right now, Eastern Europe is getting into the small hours of the morning

It was 0:45 in england

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

They have Jones in UK (or at least n. Ireland. I haven't seen it in a couple of months though

The only one of those that has ever sounded good was pumpkin pie. Their normal stuff is good though, hell, they are a local thing from where I live and I remember meeting the owner of the company in a small ass country store one day when he was trying to sell the stuff. Green apple was the best.

They have those in canada.

Trevor Bilinski i LOVE your icon thingy! procrastinators unite!

***** I don't think they're a local sorta company but they are definitely much smaller scale than Coke or Pepsi. The cranberry sauce one actually was pretty good if you like cranberries. But yeah, other than pumpkin pie they weren't very good. Though the point was more "look at and try this weird ass soda hahaha" than them actually being something you should enjoy drinking.

Each to their own

Will Alexander Are you that person from that pony chat I'm in?

***** I don't get why that's a big deal. I don't like Cream Soda ether.

Romaji i swear you are familiar

Nope. You've got the wrong person

Ranch dressing sounds ABSOLUTELY disgusting!

Also sweet corn and black coffee flavored

Yep, pumpkin pie sounds tempting... and I'd be willing to try bacon. But ranch dressing? One has to draw the line somewhere.

Heliophanus ranch to go with the wings :p

In Georgetown,Texas you can try them all at a shop called Sweet Tooth. My dad actually got the corn one, but hasn't drank it yet.

sporkafife In the US it means to get angry.

+Jared Carlson in england it means the same thing but it can also mean get really drunk, depends how it's used

RaiZe Official same with US. That term has multiple definitions that arent country exclusive.

sporkafife The American phrase is really "pissed off", but I guess people started dropping the "off".

We have the phrase "piss drunk."

DGneoseeker1 gonna go buy some now then

Rhys Reene Gaming I'd say that the cola ones are not that bad, but the orange drinks are bloody awful.

DGneoseeker1 can I also recommend for cleaning drains Tescos own diet cola

but i like lidl cola :( much better than almost anything

Well, may I suggest you'll like drain cleaner too. I may suggest that, but I'll advise against it.

Belvie He actually first appeared in some Q&A thing in the very early years.

What the hell is there business model? "Please buy our horrible beverages. We have a specific skill set, but are compelled to make becerages even though we're incapable of making delicious flavours, we're remarkabley good at horrible! (tm)"

Pook365 If you actually knew what Jones soda is (or just read the entire fucking comment) you'd know they also have great, normal soda-y flavors.

hahaha, it's totally a gimmick, but at least it's funny. Their research using weird flavors helps them get better flavors for their normal drinks, so I think it's cool. No HFCS either, only cane sugar, which is always a plus. Pook365 Their business model is sort of like Jelly Belly with their Harry Potter Bertie Bot's jellybeans, yes there are gross ones, but as jokes, along with actually good tasting ones. So it's not horrible, just horrible tasting, like a parlor trick. They don't expect to make a decent profit from their gimmicks, though their cream soda and green apple soda I would replace my blood with :)

Here's a picture of their normal flavors. (Not a virus, it's a google image from a Jones fan website on Squarespace) static1.squarespace.com/static/54b1cf3ee4b0aed39c447505/54e424b1e4b0ff313686330b/54e424c4e4b02a415879ec41/1424237764977/JONES-REBRAND-1.jpg?format=2500w

speedevil22 Ive heard of Jones soda, everything is just horrible weird flavors

You alright dude?

Are you okay mate?

Yeah get them all them every now and then it's just when I have one I tend to have a few for the next hour or so haha just it's better when I have something to focus on thanks for careing tho

If there's something going on you can talk to me

There is nothing going on they literally come out of no were 😊 only get them once every few mont there common with people it there teens as we'll thank you though

It's technically tutti frutti...

Like Nesquik but more um British I guess, and generic.

+LeviathanRX No it's actually made by nestle, look at the packet.

So it is British Nesquik from a while ago ('70s maybe?)...

syxepop I don't think it's old, just retro style packaging to make it look more refined unlike that drek the Americans drink

LeviathanRX, it depends on which market niche you're trying to sell... Mass market brands, like Nesquik are not a whole lot different around the world (you can always have a better choco fix if you're willing to spend enough...).

RIP Hot Rod. One of the most entertaining wrestlers ever.

I never really thought of him as playing the heel. But he wasn't quite a face either.

Grey The Floydian Sergal something tells me your typing with a fake British accent

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@@Seymour-Butts_666 or he's from Barry (Wales), they say lush a lot

@@smoothie9931 lush is just one of those words you HEAR but very rarely see typed/written.

I'd have definitely scanned them with a Geiger counter, I don't think they'd go out of date though, with a 10,000 year half life. 😁

It's Londo Molari. He'd have loved those drinks I imagine.

@Samson Themighty I don’t think you get what he means

Brekner Catalin And there aren't any Buffaloes in north america. :P

***** wat.

DressedWings There are no species of buffalo in north america

***** Bison are in the same family as Buffalo, so I'll allow it.

DressedWings Bovidae Along with Sheep and goats and many other animals. TBH it's like comparing Pythons and Boas

Yeah, the tonic water in it would make it glow.

I only realised that

When was he in Shaun of the dead as who

@@dianeg9441 It's an ooold joke that's been around as long as Ashens has been showing his face to his fans. He looks like Simon Pegg, so we pretend he is. There's a throwaway bit in Quest for the Game Child where someone gives him some motivation to finish his quest and then calls her friends to brag that she just met Simon Pegg.

The best part is the fact that the company that makes it uses 100% cane sugar

You drink aspartame don’t yo

It's like that Simpsons joke from Homer Goes to College.

Aha is pretty good though

IXRollOutIX It's bitter because it has Quinine in it. Makes it glow.

Devon Riley most people forget how important glowiness is in their diet

Quinine is bitter... derp

Graeme Evans it does if you put on the raybans

***** I don't know WHY but for some reason the thought of that made me supremely uncomfortable.

MyRochambeau Then maybe you should watch the movie too! Phrases like that are scatted all around the movie

Think this every time you have to go to sleep but ashens uploads a new video. While watching ashens prevents sleeping, sleeping prevents watching ashens.

Shut up. Nobody cares. The world does not revolve around your dilemmas.

Aww did someone get spanked by their mum for telling her a story she didn't give a shit about?

😂

TheJackFroster Jack . . . you've already watched 16 videos, you've been awake for more than a week . . .

Re watch that part with subtitles. The subtitles say let's just piss 🤣

TheOneKaslay Someone would die

charly88888888 y'all get your poisonings!

couple sodie pops

dude, I thoroughly love me some sodie pop

+Deadmannow Bos in the house

Papa bless

love the yahtzee pic lol

Yup

I know that there is leninade sora which wasn't very good

corn syrup is basically a suger made from corn, so it doesn't taste like it, so much as it tastes like suger. Its also, oddly, not any worse for you then suger, since they both get broken down the same way.

Waskomsause no shit

Waskomsause Except it's super concentrated, extremely sweet sugar that, in high-fructose form, sticks to your teeth in a weird way when you eat or drink something with that in it. Also, it's always great to see something that starts off with "high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, sodium benzoate [or something]"

***** yeah idk in the US and canada "jelly" is made from fruit juice and "jam" is made from both the juice and flesh of the fruit or vegetable

Jam is the fruit stuff you spread on toast, jelly is the wobbly awesome stuff no one is to old to eat. Silly America being wrong and thus time you've bullied Canada into being wrong to! :p

"Only my version of English is correct! Everyone else is wrong!" -Every uncultured fuck ever

Pook365 same to you man! I understand chips being crisps but how on earth are fries chips? Pants are underwear? Bonnets are hoods? British english makes for good humor but your word usage is funny at best.

***** gelatin is called is jell-o here in the US.

MizuhoChan Then STFU and hit the button

MizuhoChan And they say manstraution doesn't exist. Most bitchy status of 2015 right here.

MizuhoChan So, is the option to shut off specific alerts a foreign concept?

It's not the middle of the night everywhere you cheese

MizuhoChan Yeah! Unsubscribe for your own inaptitude to configure your phone! Btw: it's always somewhere in the middle of the night. Welcome to the internet.

Take the leap... try a quantum

Ha! Ya, it would glow blue too! (The quinine in tonic water glows blue under UV.) I don't know if that effect would transfer to pee, but a simple experiment would could tell for sure. Have your bodily functions ever been guaranteed to amaze a crowd AND send you to jail? The marketing just writes itself! "Rocket Piss, the soda that helps dangerously anti-social people get the media attention they crave, just grab a bottle and head to a night club!" The blown minds wouldn't end there. How often does a judge and jury hear the testimony of a sex-crime victim that used the word "whimsical" in the description of the incident?

I was wondering if it was supposed to be Guardians of the Galaxy merchandise.

+Mr3Kidneys In my town, usually.

AgentTasmania lol! Sounds like a fun place

***** Maybe one day you'll get annotations and cool features

Rave Are you suggesting that this video is boring?

Matthew John Dunk I'm suggesting the video is better in double speed

Rave HOLDONTOYAHTITS!!!

Rave Meanwhile, on 0.5 speed, Ashens sounds like a bored villain on a megaphone. The "ya'll get yer fixins!" line is particuarly creepy.

I had the same advert

He can do Tesco Value gin that he bought no later than 2010

AgentTasmania Seems legit enough for me.

I've got a suspicion Stuart may already have a bottle of the (Tesco "private label" gin) stuff... One of his videos had the Chef Excellent puppet get drunk on it.

PsychoSoldier We don't have much grape stuff in the UK, I don't know why.

Grape soda (*_*)

IamMatthew That has always fascinated me... I learned that basically everything the US flavors as grape, if the UK has the same product it is flavored as blackcurrant. I literally have no idea how blackcurrant (or the artificial flavoring variant...) even tastes! I'd love to try it though.

Me Auntie Nora Try getting your hands on some Ribena, it's a drink that's pretty close to the original flavour.

***** I've heard of that drink... I'll have to keep an eye out, thanks! I'm pretty sure I could find it at a specialty/import store here in NY.

1973Washu Which is weird, because we don't even use sugar anymore, just corn byproduct.

Mexican sodas and such beat out American products when it comes to sweetness, oddly enough

you live in Chicago by any chance? Because there is a store called rocket fizz here

no. I'm 1,300 miles down and slightly left.

guess it's a chain.

yea.

Teslablade rocket fizz is a brand of popping candy in the uk.

I always thought Army Of Darkness was where that line was from.

The JohnJoeBo that's where he got the "good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" line.