*snaps Padme in half* It seems, ashens, in your anger, you killed her.

Just imaging horribly burned Anakin Skywalker bein' all cheery as his armor machine switches him into his holiday colors is giving me giggles.

I can't stop laughing at Ape Man Luke. They made the figure to be posed in a very specific way and the illusion falls apart almost instantly.

"Did anyone really need holiday edition Darth Vader?" Well now I do

I've heard the copyright neutral knockoff Star Wars music so often that it's now what I think about instead of the real Star Wars music.

Christmas Vader looks better if you consider him to be "Drenched in the blood of his enemies" Vader.

That Leia looks like she's just finished a shift at the supermarket.

That Luke skywalker had me laughing so hard it hurt!

That fucking Luke figure, Jesus Christ. I was actually tearing up trying not to laugh my head off, complete with the lump in the throat. I've had to take a short break to write this, lest I choke on my water and cause my keyboard to erupt like a Federation-built computer console. (which probably have fucking positronic circuits or something)

Angry Luke with his arms down looks like Michael Jackson doing the Thriller dance.

The Luke figure looks like a Scooby Doo villain

Luke skywalker - angry ape man made me literally cry with laughter

The luke figure that swings both arms downwards is legitimately the funniest action figure I've ever seen in my life.

Luke with balcony killing action! BTW, Star Wars zombies is a thing.

When Stuart said "STAY AWAYYY" in the hissing voice I fell out of my chair laughing

That Luke Skywalker's face looks like a disgusted Tyrion Lannister.

1. Deck The Halls with Rebel Entrails - 1:05 2. Madme Jazz-a-Dancer - 4:25 3. Lurch Skrunchshuffler - 6:40 4. Sanitation Trooper - 10:45 5. Woe Damn - 13:41 6. Hoth Base Princess Leia - 15:57 7. Ree Ree Tits - 18:35 8. Cuntstubble Who? - 21:48 9. Woe Damn, Special Edition - 24:05

0:06 That Star Wars theme soundalike is the audio definition of disappointment.

"What this actually is Stuart is somebody's mum who's come to pick them up from football practice wearing a fucking gilet." That's oddly specific and oddly conjures up way too much vitriol from Alec for that not to be linked to some sort of deep and personal childhood drama. Edit: Who said Larry?

@9:26 Luke Skywalker does an impression of the Creeper from Scooby doo.

The kill me was so in sync it hurts

It's just Vader after a long fight and he's covered in blood. Cutting people in half with light-sabers can be pretty messy!

Seeing that Vader in Red Armor reminds me of this Comic I read which is Return of the Jedi set in an alternate timeline where Vader lived after becoming Anakin again and made his armor completely white.

You probably didn't recognize me because of my red everything

This channel could only do star wars figure knockoffs and ashens would be set for life.

That Vader sculpt is the same as my old holographic Vader. The only difference is that the holographic one is transparent blue.

I haven't laughed as hard as I did at Angry Luke in a long damn time. Thanks, Ashens.

If it was the real Star Wars theme at the beginning it wouldn't be the same

Star Wars zombies are a thing. They’ve shown up in some of Expanded Universe stories, both canon and otherwise. None of the main characters have ever been zombified, though, except for I believe Chewbacca briefly. (He was infected at one point, but got cured. I don’t know, I haven’t read Death Troopers, but I think I remember hearing this somewhere.) There were some bobbleheads released at one point of Star Wars characters as famous monsters, including a Stormtrooper zombie and a Vader Frankenstein, but that’s it.

I actually own the slashing Luke figure, a gem in my collection I must say.

10:12 Luke telling the emperor to suck it.

125 years from now, that red festive Darth Vader will be worth £75,000.

9:27 Oh my god thats literally the Creeper from Scooby Doo

8:33 Luke Skywalker looks like a classic 60's Scooby-Doo villain with Marfan Syndrome.

Festive Darth Vader’s expression! 😆 He actually manages to look surprised and embarrassed.

That Red Darth Vader honestly looks cool, should be pretty expensive considering it's rare from the holiday special, but the Fact that it's from that special would make not let It be.

4:29 "Rendition of Padme Amadala, designed by Hirohiko Araki."

That Constable Zuvio figure actually looks like a neat design. Like a cross between a Mortal Kombat Ninja and a NCR trooper. It's still stupid that they made all the figures before they even had a movie to attach them to but props to the designer if I were a kid I would want one of those.

It's Luke Skywalker at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

I watched this a few years back and hadn't seen Robocop beforehand, so when Stuart mentioned Dick Jones falling out the window, I somehow envisioned the titular robocop falling out of a window with his arms pinned to his side like a Garry's Mod statue.

80s GIJoes has such perfect articulations and movements. I'll never understand why it didn't become the gold standard for all action figures.

If you replace Luke's light saber with an axe, you have a lumberjack action figure

The Luke Skywalker figure at the beginning broke me so much I had to pause the video to try and calm the laughter... only to replay it and start laughing again. It took me 2 hours to watch this!

The Luke sabre action figure goes past crap to amazing, It's glorious.

The Luke part had me crying with laughter! XDDDD

Someone should make a Ashens pixelated video game, you could blowtorch, draw of purgatory or shelf the enemies, you play as ashens, travelling around the UK on THE GOOSE, trying to stop the silver skull from buying all the bootlegged toys in the world.

I need that Luke. Oh my fucking lord.

Darth Vader in all red armor is kind of a badass idea without considering it as Christmas themed

The Darth Vader design actually looks pretty good in red! Would fit in with the Emperor's Royal Guard, too.

Jesus Christ, people. He's been doing these Star Wars figures for a long while. He's always done them on the office sofa. But every time, the top comments are filled with "New Sofa?" and "I don't like this new sofa." Can you people not notice a pattern?

The angry Luke figure and the collapsing Padme were the best. :D

Hunckback Elephant Man Skywalker, he's not an animal, he's a Jedi!

"Two of KZfaq's most darling idiots." Lol, you two are wonderful, don't ever change. 🥰

OH MY GOSH! I had that Padma as a kid....I remember I used to send her down a string zip line OR I would make her dance...there was like a chain...a pillar and a monster or something that came in the set.

I was crying laughing during the zombie luke figure, especially when you started to move the arms again. Ohh my sides.

Ashens perfectly predicted Leia flying through space like superman...

8:25 when Vader and Padme ground luke

Anikan made me cry... with laughter!

9:56 Ashens doing a Goodfella-esk mobster voice as Luke is comedy I never knew I needed 🤣

9:00 It's Luke Skywalker with Cerebral Palsy action!

That figure isn't Oscar Issac, it's Columbo. It even includes the trench coat.

Padme throwing a JoJo pose. To me that's in about the same tier as Squidward dabbing.

Finn's alternative armour makes him look like he's wearing Fallout 4 power armour

JoJo posing Padmé

9:31 the end of thriller when Michael turns back at the camera to reveal he really is a zombie

I kinda like festive Vader to be honest

okay, that Luke is probably the best Star Wars figure I've ever seen

That Padme figure looks like she about to best Usain Bolt on the tracking field.

Luke looks like he's either about the make me an offer I can't refuse or revolt against his human oppressors.

Great video, just goes to show that sometimes the official figures can just be as bad as the fake ones. I am surprised though that they didn't have a Willrow Hood figure.

That Luke with the "lightsaber chopping action" could pass as a "Ministry of Silly Walks" figure with the arms down...

But star wars zombies is a thing! (Death Troopers). The figure fits perfectly xD

He looks like he took the elevator from The Shining.

Luke "The Sasquatch" Skywalker is by far my favorite thing!

I'm so glad i stumbled upon this channel, 5 stars lmao's all day

Banana visor, its the next level in space flight! Right up there with Starfoxes "cut your ankles off" technique.

The Luke Skywalker figurine had me in tears xD

QUICK WE NEED STARWARS AND CHRISTMAS GO! err umm err ah aha AH YES I'VE GOT IT! "whisper whisper" YOU ARE BRILLANT YOU ARE GETTING A BONUS a red dathrader on a stand with some holly around him snow and his red light saber.....this seems more a poundland thing

The Luke Skywalker figure looks like that green guy off the old Scooby Doo cartoons!

The zombie Luke looks like an extra from the MJ thriller video, it definitely has a very close resemblance to dancing Jacko. The Lea looks like she's just finished her dressage practice and hasn't been changed yet.

I've never laughed that much with a KZfaq video like I have with Luke saying "What are you doing Tony!?", shite

As far as action action figures go, I had an anikin and Obi Wan that you’d squeeze their legs and their limp arms would fly around with a lightsaber. It was almost better choreographed than the movie

"I find your lack of cheer disturbing."

i can't handle that flailing arms Luke figure, each time it changed positions it got funnier.

Red Phantom Vader invader.

If star wars Zombies were a thing it is a thing

I just found this channel a couple days ago I love how you guys make fun of these figures my friends and I do it all the time and those ones with the incredibly hard helmets to put on I found them at our 99 cent store for a dollar so I bought a whole bunch of stormtroopers

Just as I was about to go to sleep, Ashens think of my sleep schedule dammit!

That Luke Skywalker figure is amazing. I want it.

Ahhh remember that scene from Empire Strikes Back where Vader emerges from a lake of blood, shouting "HO HO HO MERRY DEATHMAS"? That was my favourite moment from the whole trilogy.

8:48 I've always wanted Luke Skywalker doing the Thriller dance.

This is the quality content I subscribed for, this and the vomit food reviews with technical difficulties.

the synchronous "kill me" made me spit my soylent all over the sodding place.

I remember when Star Wars figures all came with a little box designed like a locker with a bunch of Guns in them like an accessory pack. It was probably over 10 years ago by now though. I also remember figures would come with a leg for a droid and you buy 5 figures each with a different part and build a droid once you got them all.

The John Boyega/Finn figure (especially the armour/helmet) makes him look like a M.A.S.K. agent! 🤣

It's funny, I actually quite like the Constable Zivo figure. Not every day you can buy a figure of a character left on the cutting room floor. A representation of what could have been.

I need a gif of 10:10

What's up with that counterfeit sofa, Stuart?!

That Luke figurine was so funny I almost barfed.

God I love this series, it's amazing how hilariously bad these are.