As someone who has been, at various points in my life, an angry businesswoman, an actor in remarkably generic cookie-cutter films, a disgruntled Scottish tour guide, a medieval peasant, a member of royalty who met a cruel end, a Titanic passenger, and a series of famous 18th to 20th century mostly British novelists... I must say it is quite refreshing to find a channel as relatable to my life experience as that of Eleanor Morton.

Eleanor Morton is really carrying this channel, the other performers really need to step it up.

Eleanor: "Local" Me, sitting over 3,500 miles away: "I love supporting my local small businesses."

Eleanor, you are by far the finest pipe actor of this age.

Amazing that you have so many talented actors performing on your channel.

The finest pipe acting on KZfaq.

Wow, Laurence H. Fumb is amazing as Eleanor Morton!

How did you get all these great actresses to be on your KZfaq channel? I'm blown away!

Been searching since last century for fast, reliable, local comedy. Many thanks.

Laurence Fumb’s portrayal of Eleanor is shockingly accurate! I see a great future in cinema for him 😂

Wow that accent work transported me right back to the old cobbles of 1800’s East London. I think I’ve got chills. I need to stand by the radiator because of that accent work.

Can confirm the pipe acting is superb. Oscar emmy bafta award winning material.

She is also palm oil free.

You are totally addictive. I met Craig at Stirling Castle and also had a guided tour at the Auchentoshan distillery. Your observations are spot on. x

I can never tell if these clips she does are satire of self-advertisement, actual self-advertisement, or both. 😂

I like how spontaneous and unstudied the opening was. Amazing how you managed to catch that bit.

Looking forward to seeing more work by Laurence H. Fumb. His impersonation of Eleanor is stunning. For a moment, I actually thought it was she!

One of the most original talents on the You Tube. I wish she was my granddaughter.

Finally!!!! A channel that features some decent pipe acting. Subscribed!

I really had my heart set on seeing Craig's name in the credits. Perhaps he's working in the gift shop today.

High quality 🎉🎉

I swear to god, I’m a 69 year old white American male who works as a Project Manager at a nuclear power plant. Every time I open a Teams meeting I want to say in my best Scottish accent, “Hello, my name is Craig…”❤

Dear Eleanor, that smile got my like instantly. It is exactly what I expect from your channel. Thank you, Ian.

Always a delight to get a notification Eleanor,exquisite pipe acting by the way. :-)

Eleanor Morton is definitely on my Top 100 list of red-headed, female, Scottish comedians with English accents. *and yes, this is not accurate. She’s a brilliant comedian and the only one to whose channel I’ve subscribed.

The only problem with the channel is there isn’t enough of Eleanor…

Your work is amazing!! Thank you!! 😊

A great opening, much anticipated. Is there a gift shop?

An all-star cast if there were ever one.

You really belong on television with your own show. This channel is brilliant.

Fast, reliable, local comedy at its best. Go Eleanor!

The Pipe acting had me🤣

Stumbled upon your content a few weeks ago. Saw the Craig bit, and immediately subscribed.

Bravo! I am not just subscribed to your channel, I'm addicted!!

I didn't know you has so many actors included in your show! Truly amazing!

Eleanor, you deserve a raise. Whatever they're paying you, it's not enough.

You are so much fun!!! Thank you 💟

Bravo! 😇// clap clap

I happened across Eleanor within earshot of Bow Bells and she did indeed ask if I "fancied a bit of it." Turned out she was halfway done with one of those grotty microwaved sandwiches #Ashens is always on about. A much anticipated experience (having nothing at all to do with sandwiches) turned mortifying in seconds. You see, Eleanor's not that kind of a girl, as she informed me in a loud authoritative voice before thrusting the half-finished sandwich into my waiting hands and vanishing into the night. What did I learn from this experience? Never accept partially eaten food from comedians.

Welcome to E.M.'s channel: my name is Craig, and I can't help but stand in awe of it. Much better than the Forth and Clyde Canal. Sometimes.

I've not seen pipe acting of this caliber in decades. Sublime. I sit here weeping at the breadth of emotion on display in that one short clip. Don't walk, RUN to see whatever the hell this is.

I would die for Craig but he'd probably only roll his eyes at me which somehow makes it even hotter. Thanks Eleanor. Subscribed.

Darling not only are you beautiful but your humor is top shelf. Love it, love it.

Hello from Missouri, USA. Love your humor and your take on things. Take your show on the road, if you came to the US I would come see you. Keep it up, you are killing it. Good luck, tell the family howdy from the USA. You go girl!!! Thank you for a good laugh

Looks like you have an all-star cast there! 🤩

The facial hair is maybe my 2nd favourite part of your channel, not gonna lie.

I also like the political luminaries who come to your show, like Winston Churchill. Signed/ a fan from Seattle, Washington.

I'd like to say, in response, you can expect from me: almost rapt attention; delayed admiration; practice at doing Craig. Now, go girl!

That is awesome! Starring, featuring, with, etc. ! Love it, especially portrait mode. 🤣🙌

I love you channel, absolutely Ace.

Needs more Eleanor Morton

You had me at Craig.

What a cast of stunning actors/actresses, comediennes/comedians, and that actor who played you was spot on with the observations. What a channel. BUT, more importantly, WHAT A STAR. Although you never listed Craig!! Oversight or gone?

Could Craig not be arsed to turn up for the promo vid.

I think there should be an Oscar for Pipe Acting. If there was, you'd win, for sure. Smoking talent!

Wigs! Opening the door as they do in the Opening of a sitcom. 🎵 Come and knock on our door 🎶 Splendid!

Honestly I love your channel so much, it's so much fun. Always brightens my day to see new videos from you.

Hello

Still waiting for the 'oncologist who doesn't give a fuck delivering bad news' video!

I feel like this is the opening to a sitcom or a sketch show. Nice work!

Thanks for making me laugh every day. And you are nice to look at. Win, Win.

Pipe acting, everyone fancies a bit of it!

I went to school with a Laurence H Fumb! He spelled it Catl LaFong. But we knew it was Laurence. Please do more pipe acting in the future. And maybe some recipes with cabbage. One can never have enough cabbage.

Fast, reliable, local... and there's no delivery fee. I really like your comedy, Eleanor. A lot.

Fast Reliable Local Craig

I was on the fence about watching, but the pipe acting really sold it to me.

You're going to need more patrons to keep up with the expenses for all these exotic and remote shooting locations.

....my name is Craig and I'll be your guide.

I personally LOVE the pipe acting. Tolkien himself would get a chuckle, I'm sure.

I have always said there is no way near enough pipe acting in films TV or U tube . Thank you now i feel like I have something to watch .

I'm here for the CS Lewis/JRR Tolkien OnlyFans extras

Hilarious as always.

I hope she features Eleanor Morton on her show sometime.

Marvelous!!!! 🌹♥️☺️☺️☺️🙌🏻🙌🏻👍🏻

Awesome, just awesome. Awesome. I'm somewhat in awe, and, sure thing, I'm subscribing right here and right now!

For fans of Eleanor Morton, this 'welcome to channel' video will not disappoint.

Amazing! - signed, a fan from Switzerland

From a limey in Toronto Canada 🇨🇦. Looking forward to seeing appear in Toronto Canada.

Wanted to subscribe so badly.. Unfortunately i am already subscribed 😂. So sorry about that i guess. Love your channel 👍

I do indeed fancy a bit of it. Pipe acting, I mean. A bit of pipe acting. I quite fancy that.

This bit made me notice I wasn't yet subscribed to your channel! 😳 I have corrected that grave oversight and offer my humblest apologies.

Leading Pipe Actor in the industry.

You are such a gem 😹❤️

In my opinion, every decent channel should have an 80's-90's sitcom style intro and KZfaq creators could do a lot worse than to seek advice in this regard from Eleanor Craig Morton, the highly regarded Pipe Actor/Victorian Street Urchin/Period Novel Character/Jaded Tour Guide. I've heard that she's fast, reliable and local. But don't let that put you off.

Amazingly beautiful. Here's to success and growth! Sending love from my channel 💜

Looking foward to more comedy...you are one talented young lady, for sure 😄

Eleanor, Gee I Think You're Swell, extremely funny and talented. Greetings from Japan and please say Hello to Craig.

Writer, actor, comedian, healer of the world , Eleanor Morton .

I found Craig! He does the voiceovers on the train from Inverness to Kyle of Lochalsh

Eleanor Morton makes the smartest silly comedy since the heyday of Monty Python.

how am i kenyan, living in qatar and never miss your any of your videos??? lol! nice!!

Your skits are a welcome quick break from my day and make me smile. Keep up the great work!

I love the captions on these videos! They really help when you’re hard-of-hearing like myself!

I'm waiting for listening to your Italian accent🤭I mean, I' m not a native speaker and sometimes understanding English isn't easy to me, imagine jokes, but strangely enough I found your videos totally funny and enjoyable 👏👏👏

This channel looks like fun. Any chance we could include something from Eleanor Morton? ✌️❤️🙏🇦🇺

The door entrance had me rollin!

Welcome to KZfaq, Eleanor! 🎉😊 Congrats on starting your channel. Sending you all the positivity, growth, and support from my small channel to yours.

🤣🤣🤣 She's fabulous, for the love of sanity, someone sign this woman up

This is some of the finest pipe acting you're going to see on the internet.

You had me at “fancy a bit of it?”! Fast, reliable, and local, please!