My granny's farts sounded like the squeaky door of an old haunted house opening very slowly. She would look at me with a sinister grin while it was coming out. Freaked me out as a kid. The smell that followed was equally horrifying. I think she had a lot of dark secrets.

My farts tell me why I am single.

Farts are the ghost of what we eat. Can't remember who said it, but it's spot on :))

IN OTHER WORDS DONT EAT ANYTHING, JUST WATER ALL DAY

An average person farts 10-20 times a day. Finally there's something that i'm above average at! I can fart 20 times an hour.

I cannot believe that you can say the word “fart” so many times without laughing or even a smile on your face. I’m impressed on the great detail and info.

My farts tell me why I've been divorced twice

😆😂😂😂😭This is the funniest comment section I’ve ever come across lol I need to sleep 😴 thanks for the Laughs.. and thanks for the vid Kim good job 👍 great topic

These comments are making me laugh so hard i might fart

I still don't know what my farts are telling me. But, from their sound, the way the tone always seems to rise sharply at the end, it always sounds like my farts are asking a question.

This poem will help explain everything: A fart's a volcanic eruption eruption, It starts in the mountains of bum It flows through the valley of trouser And comes out as a musical hum

My late father advised me, when I told him that I thought my current girlfriend could be the one - his advice was to be sure I could be comfortable farting in front of her. My parents were married for 64 years, so I figured he must know what he's talking about!

I am living with a bunch of elderly. I heard their farts around me like walking farts, sitting farts, coughing farts, moving farts, sneezing farts. At first I was embarrassed by them but they get used to it so they just feel normal.

My uncle's farts threatened to kill him in Swedish. He had to use an online Swedish to English translator to find out what they were saying.

"I have my broccoli fart, my rice pudding fart, my Heineken fart and my non dairy creamer fart." - the late great George Carlin

Cabbage, onion, egg fart. 😷 Someone laid one of these on my last flight. I think people would’ve rather jumped to their deaths, than to smell this person’s fart cloud. I was equal parts pissed off and impressed at the magnitude of it all.

This lady knows her shit! ...and farts!

I don't know what my farts are telling me, BUT, the people in the ROOM with my farts are telling me I'm an asshole...Lmfao

All i'm certain of is NEVER force your farts out. You might be in for a messy surprise. 😂😂

1) carbohydrates & gluten excess 2) lactose deficiency 3) too much meat 4) bad food combining 5) constipation 6) yeast overgrowth 7) infection in gut lining As much said, I think the diet of processed foods in America's is a big culprit hence why people have so many digestive issues.

I get gas really bad in the morning and I have to be careful I dont blast the Mrs a new hairdoo

Thanks for making this video. I would add one more thing to your list and that is other food intolerances. I have been gassy all my life and only realized after I got married that my excessive gas was not normal. After taking a food allergy test, as well as, doing a 30 day elimination diet I discovered that my body does not digest legumes well, resulting in excessive uncomfortable and stinky gas. Yay for normal gas and listening to your body!

Some of these comments, best laugh I've had in a very long time!

My farts are smelling so bad that i can’t even stay in the room

When I change foods I fart so much that my wife avoids me! So I change my diet often! My wife farts like a truck driver.

My farts tell me i shouldn't eat large quantities of cooked onions, if I wish to retain my friends and family!

Love the two shades flowing through your hair, 👏👏 glowing as always doctor, lovely make up too. A great role model to look up to.

Thank you for those advices. People find it taboo but its really important. I suffer from it a lot. Thanks

When I notice that I'm not pooping as smoothly and have gas, it's usually a sign of too much meat and dairy. I correct it by reducing those two, and consuming a nice size bowl of oatmeal with cinnamon, almond milk, pumpkin seeds, walnuts and berries. In less than 24 hours I'm going. The next day, eat another bowl, this time my poop is smooth. It's as if the oatmeal goes in and scrapes out everything. My guess is that the soluble fiber helps to push everything down my colon.

Wow...209 comments. Lots of gassy people here.

While most people tend to make fun of it, each problem occurs in the digestive system really matters and affects the one's general body health. Since there is no replacement for it, it is the only source of energy and health. Appreciated to teach us how can we diagnose our digestive system using the fart feedback.

Don't like to discuss about my farts but fun to read all these comments! Great video!

you have the Morgan freeman voice trait, you made the topic of farting pleasant. thanks for the info.

Amen!!! My dear friend is a gastroenterologist and we ruin every single dinner party and brunch with these kinds of talks!! I love your channel, I'm grateful it just came up in my recommendations and that I clicked!! Also...I worship yogurt and I swear it's what keeps me from being all kinds of rank 😜

I fart a lot, not sure why? My farts don't cause me pain, just everyone else.

I have actually never farted, but I am open to new experiences.

My take away from this is that eating too much gives you gas. Thank you Kim, you're awesome. Sometimes I need a little reminder that even though I eat a healthy vegan diet, eating too much is not particularly optimum. One thing you might have forgotten to consider are vegetables such as Jerusalem Artichokes that contain indigestible sugars that invariably give you a terrific gas attack.

Great information, thank you. You handled what could have been an uncomfortable topic so professionally!

Amazing description and amazing breakdown just subscribed looking forward to more thank you. Darling

I use a cork and have one big fart at the end of the day.

I used to find that loud ones had the least smell and the silent but deadly ones smelled the worst, lately though I'm doing huge satisfying loud blasts that are absolutely rotten and can clear a room in seconds, the closest thing I can describe them like would be pure methane gas, is this normal?

Totally makes sense. Thank you, Kim for your helpful video.

Thank you for this information. Unfortunately, people at work have made fun of me and it has caused me a lot of anxiety and shame.

I want to know how to maximize the length and stink of my farts.

I found out that coffee makes me really gassy, though i love coffee i started reducing my intake due to gas. It has helped alot. It has been a long why i have not known the reason, and it was annoying me much that problem. Now i know i’m happy that i solved the problem.

You gained a new subscriber 🤩. Thank you for the information ℹ️

Appreciate the summary in the description.

I don't know what my farts are telling me. Ever since they started speaking French, I haven't a clue what's happening down there, anymore.

One day I farted so hard my leg went numb. I don't think there's a cure for that.

Hilarious but much needed video! 😂Thank you for this information.... very helpful

I am really enjoying my green vegetable smoothy in the mornings. Really helps with slowing digestive system due to age. Also cut milk, sugar out of my diet. Crazy cravings for junk food and suger.

Anyone with a camera and a KZfaq Channel can be an expert on anything. You don't even need credentials or any school. Simply Amazing.

A pretty woman talking about farts that’s every mans dream.🤘

Thank you for this video. I don't feel so alone and understand this is normal and also to check the batteries in my hearing aid more often.

When I go carb free I have no farts whatsoever. But, cooked cabbage and that roasted garlic they have at Newk's will blow the lid off.

Funny thing. Ive struggled with my weight, rarely fart and my digestive system was fine. I recently lost 30lbs eating healthy, working out and drinking water. My farts are now gastastic. Usually the fart parade happens after drinking lots of water

Farts tell me. A Dookie coming. Ever fart so loud, you crack your back.

Thanks Kim for this informative video. Am learning a lottttt... from your tutorials. Very life changing and beneficial.

Thanks Kim you are really amazing and got real knowledge of food and its causes of gas producing foods and how to reduce this. Once again thank u

This is interesting because it seems like everything I eat or drink causes me to fart. I never would have thought gluten intolerance would be the cause

I'm eating Cool Ranch Doritos in bed and farting under my blanket while watching this, It feels so warm, I wish you were with me Kim 😊

This was very helpful. Thank You!! :)

Thank for the information. Have been having trouble with this too

AHA! Thats my problem. 3:10 I ate 4 Arbies Bacon beef and cheddar sandwiches last night, followed by a large bowl of vanilla ice cream a few hours later, and then a owl of Kashi go lean with almond milk at midnight. My beef has been MASSIVELY strong. I was sort of proud of it at first, but it would not (Still wont) stop. I opened the apartment windows and doors for a while but the neighbor complained. I'm Afraid the EPA is going to show up and write me a ticket. Its been over 12 hours and I'm still cracking massive gruesome gas blasts. My apartment smells like a war zone at a Texas chili cook off. I hope this ends soon. I havent been to bed yet because its so bad im worried about waking up with an "extra surprise". Im going to have to burn this pair of underwear anyways. Or have it "Haz-matted" to Chernobyl.

Omg these comments are hilarious!!

This was so great, thank you!!

Its nice to understand the process how bacteria feed of undigested food

Everything I eat gives me gas !!! Like everything !!!!!! 😓

All I know...they stink and make the funniest sounds ever! I'm 45yrs old and i still giggle like a school girl when I rip one😁

Thank you I have a prob with gas it’s even hard to go to see a movie or anything around other people for a extended amount of time. This will help me.

Best part of you gone 🤣😂🤣 that’s what we said to screws when they let rip when I was a kid in Borstal . 😜

It’s simple, high sulphuric smelling fart mean diahrea. Sweet smelling fart means solid or lumpy bowel movement.

I work as a school teacher and in one class someone let off an absolutely vile fart that stank the place. The whole class had to evacuate the room!

My farts are very rancid and offensive smelling. Some people definitely have different smelling farts than others. The first point definitely might have something to do with it because i eat alot of oats and starch throughout my diet. I gotta watch the rest of this. I LOVE THIS CHANNEL ALREADY!

The backing music to this video should have been the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme on loop.

Farting 10-20 times a day😒... That's baby steps😂 I beat those numbers easily 😁

Happiness comes from within, that’s why it feels so good to fart! Spread the Joy 🤗💨💨💨💨💨💨

Informative video thank you

OMG ds comments just ended my day well

Results of my FART research: Last night my supper consisted of a large bowl of chili, which I washed down with four beers and half a bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Fire. This morning I had nuclear FARTS and toxic FIRE SHITS. I have concluded that the combination of beans and extremely potent booze is not conducive to good health.

My farts have been telling me that Jesus is coming back....... judging by the frequency of this message, I fear the end is nigh!

Really informative. Thanks

Thank You. Very informative info.

I farted so loud once that my dogs started barking, I guess they thought an intruder was in the room.

Salads, avacado and cabbage omg that makes one foul smelling bomb

Brilliant video well done 👍

Thank you for doing this video.

It's all just hot air really!!!!

Steak an eggs farts be having me ready to fight myself......its literally unreal

Professional briefing ... Correct one ... appreciate the easy explanation ... However attached comments are volcano of laughters...

I had anticipated with 100% accuracy that when reading the comments, there would be an elevated level of flatulence comedy. Thanks for not letting me down. ffffrrrrrtttt!

New subbie! Thanks for the information!

Taking a dump while I’m watching this

That explains why every time I consume pasta or noodles, I feel bloated, uncomfortable, and gassy. Generally, I do not fart often or they're unnoticeable. I consume mostly rice and veggies anyways.. and my digestive system is consistent; it hasnt given me problems. I used to be very constipated until I introduced more fats and exercise into my diet.

no 7: certain medications, especially diabetic medications

Nothing like a hot chick talking about farts.

Mine started after surgery and only gets excessive when I get anxiety/panic or just don't feel relaxed, which is basically whenever I'm not alone. I'll get it if I have to see someone even for 5 minutes it starts in excess, no matter what I've eaten(except most fruit/veg other than potatoes seem to make it 50% worse). I got it in a job and lost my job from running to the toilet too often because I was too embarrassed to tell the truth so said I was throwing up instead. I didn't go to the first day of a job because I was having panic attacks knowing I could not get through a whole day without farting and it was training in a huge hall where you'd hear a penny drop and smell anything. My anxiety/fear gets that bad that I'll lose Vision everything will go fuzzy like white noise, only had that before fainting. Is so weird to develop phobia over something everyone does and when it gets in the way of another survival need of work/relationships. Things like peppermint and fennel make mine worse. I think food combining is a next step thanks and maybe mono eating which I have not done for years.

Thank you for your knowledge of putrid farts. Lol. I finally have my diagnosis!

"I fart therefore I am" (Kunt)....as a Fartologist who studies the foul emission, we still don't know why almost all beautiful women don't fart? Italian women excepted of course, its said that Sophia Loren's along with Roseanne Barr's farts have measured on the Richter Scale. scientists at M.I.T are trying to harness the power of the fart and ponder what would happen if every living being on Earth farted at the same time. we still don't know wrote "beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot"? im serious, people all over the world know the song, who wrote it?

Why do some of my farts feel like it’s a big gas bubble but when I push out it’s a bolus of diarrhea