They'll somehow still find a way to screw it up

Alien Covenant should be mandatory viewing for recruitment teams so they don't hire mentally deficient people to go on potentially dangerous space expeditions.

That and Prometheus. Lesson - ALWAYS send a warship. (In fairness to the crew of Covenant, their decision to change destinations was not without justification; what happened after they got there, though, was one clusterfuck after another.)

But Paradise was an unsurveyed planet. They should have at least sent some kind of survey drone or Walter down to the planet first to run some tests. All of it could have been avoided if they had taken simple precautions.

Like I said, once they got there it was one clusterfuck after another. The novelisation explicitly states that they did run scans, and gives explanations afterwards as to why these erroneously showed no danger. But not waiting until the storm had cleared and then doing a proper surface survey (which would have revealed the Engineer city strewn with corpses and told everyone quite clearly that going down there was a huge fucking no-no) was an unforgivable mistake.

k m neither did Ash, since he was an android doing what he was programmed to do

Andrew Lowery yes and no. It’s clear that androids in that universe were built with emotions. Ash is a caricature of a psychopath who will use anyone to get his way.

He's underappreciated, but my vote still goes to Darth Maul in the historical category of villains.

STATEMENT : Ash was just following orders. The Xenomorph is just following its natural urges to survive and a crew with flamethrowers are a threat, so the xenomorph needed to terminate the meatbags.

Actually I think Ash was just as much a victim of the company as the rest of the crew. He was sent to ensure the delivery of the alien, at the cost of the crew if necessary. Consider this, Ash, like any robot and particularly one serving as the medical officer, was programmed with something akin to Asmiov's Three Laws to protect humans under his care, and it was this paradox brought on by his mission clashing with his programming that resulted in his freak out where he attacked Ripley. And it isn't until he can't deny the truth to Ripley that he breaks. That's why he admires the alien. Because, unlike him, it is "unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."

word poor Ripley...

That’s true I think the Android or David 8 had a thing for her and this is all about a real human consciousness in a robot body trying miscegenation on a real human in a human body. The merging between humans and machine. Suggestions that we are own creator is also a blasphemy. It’s many deep and profound concepts , as the monster alien is rejection. The rage of the machine, android slave Frankenstein monster And Greed of the weyland yutani Corp. It’s very well done Even the names Covenant Prometheus Ash Ellen Ripley is HOT , her interaction with other women is excellent. So coy and sarcastic with quasi sexual overtones. Poor Lambert never had a chance I’d like to see Ellen take on Vickers That would be epic

Blame Weyland for her fate not the Xenomorphs. They had nothing personal against her. Yes, if you think in a poetic manner, then yes, indirectly the Xenomorphs destroyed her life. She was never the same after the first Xenomorph burst out of Kane.

@@rayunited2010foryou that’s a great point, it was all because of Weyland Yutani!

@@orlybabe Weyland is like most companies now. They destroy everything.

@Qwfwq66 But Kane was still alive. If he was already dead, incinerating him would make more sense. Then again, according to Captain Dallas, Ash had the final say on what to do with the facehugger specimen because the Company gave him that authority.

Maybe the Alien was going to be the gift given to Amanda? She would be the coolest kid in the world, being the only kid with a pet Xenomorph.🤣

@@thewanderingfool4435 that sounds ike a badass fanfic

@@_Katzenberg Whenever a fight was about to break out, Amanda would say "Hisssss my Ass!" then the Xeno would kick the S%@t out of everyone 🤣or should i say tear everyone to pieces🤣I thought it could be called "Illegal Alien" if it was an interplanetary cop show.🤣

Doesn't Jonesy get infected by one of alien species? Or was that a dream sequence Ripley had?

Because he's just a cat, period.

Ripley had that dream where she got infected, the last we see of jones is when Ripley has decided to go with the marines 'and you, you little shit head are staying here' I just hope someone was around to feed him

That cat got people killed . It's to bad that the alien didn't rip that cat apart. Would of been so satisfying to see 👍

@@bigdaddytrips6197 Biggest fail attempt at trolling. Better luck next time kid lol

The creepiest thing is, or rather the most ghastly thing, is no matter how many folks die, no matter how godawful Weyland-Yutani’s failed plans, lives lost in its tries to acquire and control the Xenomorph. It cannot help but try again

Exactly like Amazon. 😱

Someone finally said it... I watched it again last night, and he really just makes screw up after screw up...

Anything to do with the science division, Ash has the final call. Dallas just flies the ship.

@@maaaatt Not to mention you probably don't have to be a fleet admiral to become captain of a cargo ship.

..right..

@@maaaatt The captain of any ship, whether sea or air has absolute say and responsibility over the lives of the people on said ship. In any universe, the science officer would bow to the orders of the ship captain.

"right"

Actually, Parker would have thought that they should discuss the bonus situation.

Actually they would have just went back to the zero-g cathouse.

Parker would rather be “eating something else”.

​@@Cybermat47Discuss it? It would have been finally resolved! Equal shares for everyone! Had they made it, they would have been the working class heroes the future needed! 😭

That last bit would be awesome

@@seemlyca9065 lmao

No alien 3, no alien resurrection. what a lovely idea! thanks

It was I, I did it. I put the egg on the Suducco

In the military that would happen. But the Nostromo was private sector. WY considers the crew expendable when the need arises. Pretty shitty.

That would make sense, Strikernightfall. When you break a law, there are consequences. Yeah. People suffer at your hands when you break a law.

...better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.

I am suprised that there was no security detail on the ship. Because of the hazards that might come. But it is the same for cargo ships. Still suprised that there is no security detail on those ship's

I agree...that far into the future and they still have no need to carry a small security detail consisting of 1-2 personnel within the crew is absurd.

You some kind of parrot?

Roseanne?

@@c0t0d0s7 nah, you translated that wrong, its Rosie O'donnell

Poor Xenomorph has no eyes to claw out!

Frankly I'd like to believe that Hell, or whatever is on the other side, has accounted for everything, including xenomorphs, and has something specific in mind for whatever crosses into its territory. If the xenomorph wasn't driven insane and made even more dangerous by its experiences, the hellscape might actually prove capable of traumatizing it to a point of docility that would see it huddling in the corner of some isolated dark space and afraid of even an encounter with humans.

One human's hell is another xenomorph's heaven.

No, it is perspective

WY just wants to build better worlds!😂

actually, its greed

No, it's Ridley cancelling Alien V to do his abominations

@Dawn of the Dad Yeah, it is an exaggeration, they are just pretentious movies, they're still fun to watch if you don't care about the Alien canon and can overlook the stupidity of the characters, especially in Covenant

Sarah Pusey The novel Out of the Shadows shows he won’t even let lack of physical form deter him, as he manipulates events from within computer systems to suit his purposes.

That's exactly what I would have done. Dallas bone head decisions just highlights his poor competency as a leader.

Parker knew best: Let's freeze him

Don't think would have changed anything since eventually the Alien embryo would have escaped medical lab. And crew wouldn't have been aware until far too try destroy it.

@@frankpinmtl That would only have delayed process as embryo linked genetically with Cain. The Nostromo crew would return to Earth. Some years later Outbreak with humanity inflected by aliens.

As great as Alien is, there’s many glaring potholes that should’ve been fleshed out. But they were manageable as a viewer. Aliens, despite its technical praise, had even worse plot holes that makes it infinitely not the greatest sci-fi horror. Alien is much tighter and better overall in my opinion. But the plot holes, such as you’ve identified, makes these two films much more inferior than they had to be.

She was dealing with some Uber ptsd

I agree, but I think that would be preferred to the actual timeline.

In this kind of story some bad guy have to make the Aliens a threat to humanity even if it meant that they take stupid risks. It's a common flaw with villains in fiction.

This is why I like that Alien 3 idea that has Weyland-Yutani getting an Alien sample and then experimenting with the thing on a prison space station. Thats was way more sensible than going to Earth.

Or they did all this to purposely destroy earth. So they could remake it in there own image. “Building better worlds”.

Because humans always think they are the shit.

Cost. It would require building highly advanced labs to house the specimen, plus the cost of shipping the materials there, the cost of construction, and the paperwork about what they were studying. Or, they could bring it to Earth, where such facilities already existed, and where no one would think twice about the company suddenly reinforcing its labs.

3? 1. And he would have died anyway. As soon as the baby popped the top, it would scurry off, likely away from the ship. I'm pretty sure it took longer than 24 hours to reach full size, so they would have been clear to board the ship by then, and left it in the dust. That being said, the book is vague about the timetable, but I think the gestation would have taken longer than 24 hours too...so it might not have made any difference in the end, and might have helped Ash keep his cover.

@Qwfwq66 Actually, they have incredibly short lifespans, so odds are it wouldn't delay laying. What it delayed on was detaching, staying on to act as an air filter into Kane was back in his own atmosphere. IT makes no sense biologically not to lay the egg immediately, because something can potentially be done to remove the hugger otherwise. Look at Resurrection, Ripley 8 was strong enough to rip the legs off and throw it off her face. 8 may have been a hybrid, but who's to say other species like that don't exist? No, it laid the egg in the bay.

The bonus situation has never been on an equitable level

This isn't a Star Trek computer. Her ability to know, or do, things is extremely limited. Unless someone went into her room and typed it in, she would be powerless to even know what was going on.

@@TheKyrix82 You're right to a point, though I feel that it may have been possible for Ash to secretly interface with mother as we have seen other androids do with computer systems throughout the series and get the crew on board regardless.

She would have made them zoo animals.

AI in the Alien universe has been very schizophrenic, mainframes showing little to zero actual intelligence, with synthetics being arguably truly self-aware. I don't think MUTHR would have been able to do a thing, at the most temporarily delaying their departure by being fiddly with the engineering bits.

I don't know why no one other then Ash figured that the face hugger was putting something into Cain. Cain should have went straight to the freezer as soon as the face hugger came off his face, quarenteened. I know I wouldn't have wanted to be anywhere near Cain knowing he had that thing on his face.

But they already knew the co-ordinates to begin with. It is made quite clear in the first film that they re-routed the Nostromo to make sure it picks up that beacon and have to explore. Ash knew the entire time what was going to be found and what was going to happen. That is my problem with Aliens, it blatantly ignores this. In Alien, Dallas says that the science officer they shipped out with was replaced with Ash just days before leaving Thedus. Plus special order 937 says "Nostromo re-routed to new co-ordinates". So the company already knew about the derelict as they decoded the beacon before the Nostromo set out back to Earth.

I'm guessing only a few people may be alive or know of the existence of the alien by the time of Alien. Probably information recorded from the Prometheus/Covenant expeditions. I think it's been telegraphed who the connection might be in those films (he also didn't create the alien from the first).

They would *have* had the xenomorph. Would *of* had the xenomorph is incorrect. It's a common error because of the contraction would've (would have).

If you consider the events of Alien: Isolation to be canon, then the beacon got turned off by Captain Marlow. And the company wouldn’t have known where exactly the ship was, so it all makes sense.

@Főfasírozó Both Prometheus and Covenant were made by the same person who made the original Alien film, so they ARE canon as far as anyone is concerned unless Ridley Scott himself says otherwise. Sorry dude but the guy who created the films has more say on what's canon than a nobody on a random youtube comment chain ;)

@Fox Mulder what? I havent seen it in a while, but she was a second late..

Well first off, no, it wasn't naive. At the time, they had absolutely no way of knowing that the signal was a warning, not a distress signal. They thought they had been directed to help someone in need, and merely figured they got there too late for the people who sent the 'distress' signal. Secondly, and this goes hand in hand with the first point, they had no idea WHAT the facehugger was, much less why anyone would want it for bioweapons, or anything else. Among the possible scenarios, it was considered that it might have some sort of virus, or that it might shed some sort of dangerous spores aboard the ship. The crew were, in fact, puzzled that the facehugger would put Kane in a coma and then work so hard to keep him alive. And finally, Mother was not trying to thwart Ripley in any way. In the scene in question, she had set the self destruct and found Jones and was going to put herself and the cat aboard the shuttle to flee. She discovered the alien was aboard, and tried to stop the self destruct, but she got there too late. It was stated that the timer, which I believe was something like ten minutes, had a five minute window to deactivate, after which NOTHING could stop it from going up when time ran out. Mother's 'failure' to stop the self destruct wouldn't have done anything to protect the creature, it just would have ensured that Ripley and Jones DIDN'T board the shuttle, or launch it, thereby ensuring that all of them, alien included, died when the Nostromo blew up. If anything, Mother was ensuring the destruction of the creature.

@@TheKyrix82 , didn't Dallas and Ash state that any signal of possibly intelligent origin had to be investigated? Full forfeiture of all shares was the penalty, IIRC.

@@spaceflight1019 They did. Because they thought it was a distress signal. Company policy said that when a ship was in distress, the nearest ship had to drop what they were doing and rescue them, and failure to do so resulted in full forfeiture of all shares. But I'm assuming my name was tagged because you hit my reply, because I never implied otherwise.

@@TheKyrix82 , I just wondered if I remembered Ash explaining it to Parker correctly.

That is a good What If theory.

very good indeed

events similar to Alien Resurrection would have happened

That’s easy..... roll credits!

He gets immediately beaten to death by the marines when they question who let the facehuggers out of their tubes. They would shoot him, but they really need to save the bullets and frankly, Vasquez has some anger she needs to work out

While that may have saved the crew, it would have doomed earth. By allowing the alien on to the ship and killing all apart from Ripley, earth was saved for a good 300 odd years from the alien menace. That's until the events of alien: sea of sorrows.

@@fiazshah3838 Only if the alien was a queen

there is a dark blob on the screen

Of course he was.!

Maybe the facehuggers provide a slurry of the compounds used to produce the embryo inside the host body, rather than just depositing the embryo directly. Or perhaps in its initial stage the embryo is no bigger than a marble.

If i recall correctly in the novelization they saw a blotch of the embryo on the scanner the auto-doc was using to peer inside Kane. Dallas asked Ash what it was and Ash stated he didn't know(he was lying), but it could be a spot on the actual scanner lens. He offered to take it apart to find out if it was indeed something wrong with the machine, but told Dallas he'd have to take the whole autodoc off line to do so and it was a long, arduous process. In the end Dallas ignored it.

@@leerollins This.

In the Dark Horse Comics timeline, which I regard as semi-canonical, the worst happened anyway. As for the baby chestburster, that thing can move pretty fast, and with Lambert screaming her head off as it emerges that's one gun out of the fight. Shoot it and it probably spills acid everywhere, burning both of them very badly. It doesn't end well, whatever happens. At the end of the day, they knew where that alien ship was or they'd never have rerouted the Nostromo there. Disaster was inevitable unless they had set the lab up on LV426 and written off the scientists, never allowing them to leave. That was the only way to be safe with this thing.

They would just open the outside door, and it would probably run away. IMO.

Jordan Tucker well, her cryo chamber had already started to degrade,according to the novel. No human had ever been frozen that long. Any longer than a certain point and the body starts to fail. So she'd of died anyway real soon out there.

prom night Dumpster baby the result could be her " put your name here" could burst whit defect but still manage to survive as if her body stop function the queen could ave a natural reflexes to exit a dying body and prepared the ship whit her eggs, as it was probably the alien queen larva that ave keep her alive in the first place the story is mostly just be the same whitout plot explanation that was like all of the movie...

GazB85 soooo many alien how keep a track of what is what even marvel is at risk of the same fate, is it happen during wen or what and is it in the remake/ prequel or just a bad sci-fi ripoff, I though that even blunt-man and chronic was a dc movie because Ben Aflec and mat Damon are in the movie... Or I ave watch Jay and Bob contre attack drunk during a marvel Marathon or it was on tv and my Netflix was off, srl I am to only one to get lost about what I can remember I know more the name of a marvel movie cast that the name and age of my little brothers and I am the older one...

Yes what would have happened when the marines went to the colony if ripley wasn't there, I think they'd have all died after the first attack in the cooling towers because they saw Apone was still alive and wanted to rescue him it was ripley that told them not to because he's already all cocooned up. I think they'd have all gone back in and died.

I believe that it was both Diedrich and Apone that were still alive. I read the novel a very long time ago, but I think Hudson says it's both of them even in the movie.

I don't think Ash is defective like David. He's simply a company 'man' who puts the company's interests above the lives of the crew.

Alpha Crusaders well technically alien 3 is not canon

Andrew Carpinella Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien: Resurrection, Prometheus, and now Covenant, are all Canon. Idk why you think Alien 3 isn’t canon dude

Everything after Aliens is trash, so it doesn't matter if they're cannon or not 🤦‍♂️.

Death in her sleep would have been much easier then what those prisoners( convicted rapists half of them) would have done to Newt, had she survived...

To each their own. Not gonna disrespect you or anything for finding Resurrection great, but to me, it just didn't hit home after Aliens. Alien 3 with that CGI disaster was just terrible, the characters lack luster, and plenty other things I'd prefer not going into. Resurrection felt more like a Predator movie; they tried adding in humor and "steamy" scenes, which just wasn't my cup of tea. Had the Xenomorphs, but it didn't feel like an Alien movie at all. More like some B-Grade action film. Not the "all-time horror classic" I know and love. Not to mention, it continued with the trope; "An Alien Movie Isn't an Alien Movie Without Ripley." Honestly, Aliens would've been a great conclusion. Maybe Alien 3 could've been about Amanda or something. Hell, even after Alien 3, they should've just been done with Ripley's character. Without a doubt, Alien 3 and Resurrection are the two worst films in the franchise.

Keeping the crew alive is too much of a risk. Ash would find a way to kill the crew in hypersleep, then jettison the bodies.

@@NemeanLion- Then make up any story he liked. True.

Couldn't they have secured themselves and opened the outer airlock and flushed the little bastard in to space?

Dallas steps on the chest burster, the blood corrodes a hole through the bulkhead and they become permanently marooned, dying after running out of resources.

Jake Theberge wouldnt have survived it. The organism is much like a cancer tumor that has metastasized. It can not ne removed without irreparably terminal damage to the host.

The answer is: Alien Resurrection

MorliHolect If this happened The Company would have access to a Xenomorph Queen (provided the queen doesn't pop out before the company can get the specimen contained), no need to research cloning Ripley. And just like this scenario the whole thing would probably end with another outbreak.

degree7 : Ripley in Alien Resurrection is not a simple human being. She has her DNA spliced with the aliens. She is stronger, more durable and has sort of acidic blood. She may be strong enough to survive the extraction. Anyway Alien Resurrection was filmed before Prometheus and back then to remove alien from its host was possible. Before Prometheus and all that black goo stuff.

prom night Dumpster baby I believe that evil Bishop was lying about having some miracle procedure for removing a Xenomorph embryo safely. How the hell could they have developed it? And it doesn't matter if it was possible to do for a what if to work, Ripley just needed to believe it long enough to get her away from that ledge.

Do you know "When Day Breaks"?

Total world infection in 72,000 hours?

What if the Norwegians were able to shoot?

Problem solved! Series over.

Sir Dave my exact thoughts

Sir Dave You would still have a movie it would just be different. Since capturing the creature would still be a thing. Also more interaction between the crew about where they stand.

Yes, Ash would release some other androids hidden inside the Nostromo who would attack the crew and take one of them back to the alien ship to be face hugged so they could get a specimen back thru quarantine. But since the Force was with Ripley, she would kill them all using a light saber!

Would make an interesting drama

Or how about if David doesn't become a crazy asshole after Prometheus and decides to change himself for the better in his journey with Shaw.

42ndStreetMatthew By the logic of Aliens, it shouldn’t have been there. Unfortunately , they had to break continuity to make the story of Alien 3.

The Assembly Cut of Alien 3 is actually my favorite out of the whole series so this What If scenario actually isn't some attempt to throw shade at the film. Don't forget I mentioned the queen in general, not just the egg.

42ndStreetMatthew I like Alien 3 as well (even though it’s a terribly dreary movie), I just hated how they manufactured an instigating event (how would the Queen manage to stow away an egg without either Bishop, Newt, or Ripley noticing?). That being said, I’m sure the “what if” scenario would have led to a happy ending for all, with absolutely no way to make a sequel, so I know why they put the egg on the Sulaco.

I wish they had just put the egg inside the landing gear where the queen hid. Would've been an easy fix.

“You have my sympathies”

The book addresses that. There was concern that the creature could be shedding a virus or some sort of spores that could infect the ship. The fact that Kane was in direct contact with it made it more apparent, but even if they had caught the facehugger safely and walked up to the ship without it attacking anyone, quarantine still would have been enforced on all four of them

Make sure that balut is thoroughly cooked or there is going to be some chestburster action.

Quite. Which is why I'm not interested in Prometheus and Covenant.

gunmetal24 yeah. What if Lambert managed to get away from the Xenomorph quick enough for Parker to flame it????

I always thought parker should have lived. If lambert didn't freeze up like that.

Parker should of just fried Lambert with the xeno while she was being humped by it... dirty perve! :0

The cat should have tore the Alien's eyes out!

@@jackfisk2840 Right on Bro! I saw this during its original release date at the Egyptian Theatre on Hollyweird Blvd. I actually hollered out--just burn the bitch! Everyone turned around and looked at me and said "Fuck, Yeah"! Totally true story! Dude, we were all so stoned in that theatre! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Except that completely ignores the fact that The Company ALREADY KNOWS where the planet is. Furthermore, this ignores the fact that Weyland manages to get specimens anyway at a later date. Whether or not the alien gets on the Nostromo changes nothing except crew survival.

@@Gustav_Kuriga Except that Wayland Yutani did not know the exact coordinates of the planetoid with the Xeno. They know that it has to be somewhere in that sector (likely because they received the signal and did encode it), but there was a small problem. The lost ship nostromo and crew had shattered the image of Wayland Yutani and also did cost billions of dollars. The signal also got deactivated, so there it was getting very hard to locate the excat location of the planetoid. That is why WY started to terraform in that sector. They could sell it as "building better worlds" to the public and where secretly searching for the location of the Xeno infected ship. Alien Isolation does pick up some parts of it "the black history part of WY about the loss of the nostromo and it's crew" and that it also caused a strong financial damage. The company also did not like to talk about this incident

I thought that the company's prime directive was a secret order issued to all flight androids on all their craft in case any of them ever encountered EBEs. It doesn't imply that Wetland Corps knew in advance of the organism on LV426.

Umm...not sure i wanna go in depth on a pre-teen girl around 30ish rapists. Might not be such a big change.

But besides that i have to say...Hicks isn't going to change much. He was fairly wounded to start, maybe providing more tactical acumen.... Not great shakes. Newt might survive better on Fury 161 ironically with smaller size and knowing how to hide. Aaaand then they die anyway when Weyland Yutani show up and...silence...the witnesses. Morse his a convicted felon, not really a danger if he talks. Hicks is a marine, if he talks to the wrong people WY is finished.

Alien 3 is just fan fiction anyway.

I remember, they tried to rape Ripley until Dillon (Charles Dutton) beat the shit out of them. They feared Dillon.

Pretty sure it was not the entire company that knew about the whole deal but some department who had to work with what they could get their hands on, fearing for someone else taking the credit for any major developments if they told the higher-ups, and those higher-ups assign someone more competent with proper resources to collect the xenos.

Z Zs and that is why I make comments on topics of discussion, because sometimes I get brilliant responses like yours. Makes total sense. Low level execs found out about the Xenomorph somehow(just like Burke in 'Aliens'), and scrambled to put together a low budget retrieval plan... Before someone with more money higher on the corporate food chain finds out, takes over, sends A Weyland-Yutani Walter or Bishop Android with an actual plan on the Nostromo, and captures the Alien. Or, the top brass could find out and just send in waves of mercenaries a-la-JP lost world and bring back pretty much everything.

What can i say, i work in a multinational corporation myself, i see this shit in real life far too many times. Luckily, IT support is not something that can get up and kill the customers/other employees. But if it could, after all the stupidity, ineptitude and sheer incompetence i have seen, god help us all.

Z Zs yeah, I understand. I once worked for an American car company, which starts with 'F' & ends with 'D'... The hierarchy, and cutthroat nature of the company made me sick. BTW yeah, Androids- bad idea. Let's see, through the series there's: Ash (Glitchy, Incompetent, prone to murder-ee/rape-ee outbursts), Bishop (Shining example of what an Android should be), Call (Defective Android with no program, serves an imaginary purpose), Walter (Excellent Android, but unfortunately MAY have been built with certain software that will sabotage his CPU if certain other Androids happen to need to steal his body), and finally... David, who might as well be Skynet. 5 of them. 2 could kill a person intentionally, 1 accidentally, 1 unintentionally if his program was overridden, 1 you are safe around. Yeah with todays incompetent workforce, it would probably be a higher number than 4 out of 5 that will or may kill.

Hah, yeah. Or maybe the only reason they would not murder people is because they would screw that up too. :)

We'll throw you into space and say NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE

@@fuhrersavior9575 i didnt do nuthin