i used to think sexy was a name. i loved the name and i asked my mom “why didn’t you name me sexy?”

When I was younger my grandma explained to me that our waitress was pregnant and not fat to which I look at the old male owner with a nice beer belly and said loudly, “he is very pregnant just like her”

Brother: *You’re Sexy!” Sweet home alabama

As a 6 year old, I had learned that a word "slut" is a bad word. Seeing it on TV, I had thought that it is a word used for women when they are being bad. One day, a lot of guests were at my parents house and women were laughing out loud because of something Me being the wise guy, I gathered the other kids in front of everyone and said "Look at those sluts laughing" I quickly learned not to say that to a single female ever again

Literally no one talking about the bathtub babysitter one

I can imagine the ‘sexy’ one ‘I HATE YOU YOU’RE SO SEXY!!’

My littler sister when she was 4, sang “my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun” in the middle of church 😭

Her: “when I was 6-7 me and my friend played house” Me: oh okay Her: “I was the house” Me: 😂🤣

I used to tell people when I was younger that I had a brother who went into the ocean and got ate by a shark..... I made a waitress cry...

I used to blow up the “balloons” from my dads drawer

I once told my mother when I hug her as a child “women are really comfy,” I said that with a straight face. And now I realize how inappropriate that is.

Used to say "hump hump hump" everytime i was mad at my parents. I thought making that sound sounded like you were "sulking"😂😂😂

My little cousin used to say “grapes” without the “g”. Needless to say, I kept him away from the produce aisle for a while.

“I was at my uncles” Me: SKIP SKIP SKIP

When I was like 8 my cousin which is like 15 yrs old..handed me a condom and dared me to ask the cashier "what is this?" Me being the clueless kid that I am guessed that maybe it was a gum or an air conditioner..needless to say I interrupted a line full of educated people and asked loud and clear for the whole shop to hear, "Excuse me ma'am, but do you know what this is?" I never wanna witness the most awkward silence and stares that I got ever again

When I was younger, I thought that French kissing meant to kiss someone on the cheeks ( like Persian grandmas do). One day before I went to bed I asked my dad “ want to French kiss?”, the look on his face was so horrifying!Well, to this day I still get so embarrassed from this.

imagine getting in a fight with ur sibling and then they scream that "YOUR SEXY"

People who live on earth, what was the most terrifying thing you have ever seen? "Not someone who lives on earth but-"

I used to scream "he ate her out" everytime I saw a couple on TV kiss because I heard my older cousins talking about it and completely misunderstood

me and my brother used to play “torture” i was like six and he was 10-12. I would go up against the wall and he would come up behind me. im so glad we stopped.

This video really just: ended. No outro No monument of silence Just. _end_

I hope that one that executed the dolls didn't turn into a serial killer

I would sing “I’m in love with the coco” thinking it meant Coca-Cola or chocolate, it doesn’t 😔

When I was a child nearly 5-6, my parents used to watch animal planet with us because they thought watching animals was appropriate with family(me and my older brother). Until one day, there was a mating scene of monkeys. I don't know why but I screamed, *"Nice dance, I want to learn it too."* My father chocked on his water and my mother was giving me a stare. We stopped watching animal planet after that. It took me freaking 8 years to realize what was wrong.

When I was younger, I used to add ‘no offense’ at the beginning of everything! Ex. “No offense, but you’re welcome.” “No offense, I like your hair today!” Why I did it? No clue.

I thought a “Birthday Suit” was a fancy outfit that you’d wear on your birthday so I asked my mom if I could wear a Birthday Suit for my birthday. She said no.

"He cannot resist that sexy floor" WHEEEEZZZEE

“My friend and I used to play house” Me: okay yeah I did too doesn’t sound inappropriate to me “My head was the bathroom” I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS BUT IM NOT SURE I WANT THE ANSWERS

“Not inappropriate, not a child, and it wasn’t me, but...”

i thought 'gang bang' meant just 2 gangs fighting when i was like 9. One night my parents took me to a restaurant with friends of them and afterwards we where walking back in a group while another group was walking our way. So i yelled out 'its time for a gang bang'!

When I saw somebody who was tall as a kid I’d say “why are you so high” and if it were an adult they would glare at me

When I was in Ross, I walked past a little kid that yelled out to her dad " he's not black he's brown!". She said it like 3 times while her dad kept telling her to shut up and apologized lol

Are we going to talk about a 14 year old babysitter with a 12 year old boy

My teacher spent ages convincing me that I really shouldn't name my first born daughter "Chlamydia".

The story of dolls executed for being ugly cracked me up .😂

I had this weird obsession with pulling everyone's pants down when I was really little, I still cringe when I remember it

When I was in first grade, I thought the word “murder” meant bullying. My teacher asks the class “What are some things you should never do in school?” I raise my hand and said “Murder?” XD I mean I guess I wasn’t wrong, but still. I got some awkward stares. Then teach made it worse by saying “...Yyyes, thats correct! And tell me why you shouldn’t do that?” “Because you could get detention and your parents might ground you.” Yyyeah I learned the definition of murder that day.

I used to call my black neighbor who was a good friend to the family "chocolate uncle"

Backstory: I was a supper protected child. I didn't know the f word til I was 10, same with other things like periods. I barely knew any curse words until I was 9/10 and even then I didn't really know their definitions. So I was maybe 6 or 7, and everyone in my family was watching "The Martian". There was captions on the TV, so I could see what they were saying. In one part, everything was going wrong on a space mission or something. The main guy said "Holy sh*t" and I, not knowing that was a bad word, repeated him. Everyone started laughing and I was so confused. I ended up leaving the room, and I remember being upset, but now I just look back and laugh.

When I was younger, me, my sister, and two brothers were convinced that we were in a zombie apocalypse (long story, but we were in a kids play area of a gym) To fight off the zombies we banned together as super heroes. And we called ourselves the Fearsome Foursome 💀

Nobody: That one kid diving into hay: *"FERTILIZATION!"*

*executed for being ugly* Me: oH SHOO- Edit: What the Hades realm? 4.5K likes?! That's more than all the likes on my videos put together XD

My little sister got a phone when she was 6 and always used the most cringiest emojis. it was weird but one day she was getting tired of the emojis she used so she ventured out to find new ones. She stumbled across the food row and out of all the food emojis, she had to pick the eggplant one. I still cringe about that one

Not really "inappropriate" but still funny: When I was 3 we were in the store. I guy with a ponytail walked by and I looked at my mom and said loudly, "Why does that man have girl hair?" I've never seen her get us out of a grocery store so fast-

i used to stick up my middle finger in church because it was a “sword”

When I was younger I thought “Virgin” meant you hadn’t been in a relationship. So at school, when one guy started “dating” a girl and he announced it at recess, I stood at the top of the slide and yelled, at the top of my lungs: “DONT TRY CLAIMING YOU ARE A VIRGIN”

When I was a child my parents would say things that they thought 5 year olds would think as funny, and they once saw this fairly large man on tv and my dad said “THATS A BIG ONE” and i lost it, so they just kept on saying it as a joke. Until it went to the point to where i would say it at the store when there was a large person in my view. So naturally, they stopped saying it.

Uhh well when I was little I used to pronounce “cake” as “co*k” pretty cool childhood. Especially at birthday party’s 😎

I slapped Chucks Cheese in the ass. Then a ran back to the table. He turned and looked very confused

7:33 - “He cannot resist that sexy floor” That’s enough internet for today.

When I was younger I used to watch that guy who catches mistakes in movies and makes fun of the character and I was watching the frozen one and he’s like “a virgin a fat guy and a snowman” well I then went into the kitchen and said “IM NOT A VIRGIN” I swear I have everybody a heart attack

My female English teacher asked me for a simile and I said, "I'm as hard as a rock." I realised what I had said after and two of my friends in front of me were joining me in having our heads in our hands as we cried out laughing.

No one: Literally nobody: Not even an atom: Random voice in the distance: F E R T I L I Z A T I O N

“He cannot resist that sexy floor”

“And screamed I was sexy” I am now dying of laughter

When i was like 7 or something, i thought the middle finger wasn’t that bad... so once I randomly showed my middle finger to the whole class....

One time when I was about 7 I went around church calling people gay for a reason I can't remember. My grandmother was not amused.

Lil Bro: I HATE YOU YOU'RE SO SEXY. Me: Well yes, but actually no.

I had a friend when he was young he called crepes crap so he was like with his mother “can I have craps?”

I used to think that an octopus had 8 'testicles' instead of tentacles. I told everyone I met... Edit: Wow, thanks for all the likes!!!

I would actually be very proud of the kid yelling "FERTILIZATION!" in the haystack. Smart kid

"I used to call black people chocolate people" my older sister did the same thing

I looked through the dictionary with my Friend and saw the definition of “gay” which was colourful. We got into colourful clothes and yelled I’m gay

When I was 4 I made up a dance called the "tushie dance." I always did it in front of people, so they obviously laughed. Now, since my parents had recorded it (NOT IN A BAD WAY, BUT TO LAUGH ABOUT LATER), I realized how inappropriate shaking my arse at random people is. I would say something like, "now I will perform the tushie dance." Very enlightening.

When people said, “what are you doing?” I would yell, “IM DOING YOU!” And then walk away screaming HUMP HUMP HUMP.

"I was bullied a lot" "Chocolate people"

“Grrrr you’re sexy!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When I was 8, I had a cat called Simon, who I used to call “Semen” because I thought it was French for Simon. I never understood why my mum always used to bribe me to be quiet whenever I “”decided”” he was French

Man I genuinely feel bad for the last guy. He had a terrible friend

i used to say "thats what she said" all the time for no reason and i had no idea what it meant

When I was about 4 or 5, my mom had this friend who really liked to drink. One night, I was supposed to be asleep. Well, I heard the said friend talking on the phone, and she near-yelled, "Hey everybodyyy! How bout a drink at my place?!" For some reason, my little brain remembered that phrase. On the first day of school, I went to the center of the classroom, and yelled, "hEy eVErYboDYyyYyYyy! hOw abOUt a dRiNK aT mY pLAcE?!" Yeah, my parents were far from happy when they got that call.

Whenever somebody pointed the rude finger at me, I yelled "How dare you finger me" thinking that finger meant pointing the finger.

All I’m seeing is being the next door neighbor to the kid yelling fertilization

“This is what happens to Ugly People” Me: *Uh-Oh*

When i was little i thought kissing or sharing salivas would make a girl pregnant, and i was a confused kid back then thinking how tf did those teen girls not get pregnant yet

So my mom was making homemade burger patties and I watched her shape the meat into patties, at the end of which she gave it a slap. So I just cheer her on and say, "BEAT THAT MEAT, MOM!" she kinda laughed but didn't say anything.

as a small child my first time seeing a muslim.... "BLANKET NINJAS!!!!!!!"

I accidentally dropped a hammer and called it a prostitute, never knew why my brother was laughing so damn hard

1:07 "I put the boogers at the wall behind my bed" Huh i just flick mine away it will never be found again

"He got mad and screamed I was sexy" I'M WHEEZINGGGG

I used to mix up the words virgin from vegan when I was little and went around my neighborhood yelling “IM NOT A VIRGIN!”

When I was like four I had never seen a wheelchair before so in the middle of the store I yell at someone in a wheel chair and say “I like your bike”

0:52 imagine going through your little sisters closet then you see lots of abused barbie dolls hanging from ropes *I would defiently call the fbi*

He yelled at his brother "You're sexy!" *Alabama theme intensifies*

People would ask "are you itchy" and I'd always every time respond with, "no I'm bitchy"

I stole my cousin’s phone and filmed myself twerking, thinking that’s just a dance. I posted it on her story and helped her get lots of views, lol

*executed for being ugly* Me: welp, it’s time for my punishment then. C’mon Monokuma, let’s start voting time-

I thought the in the song sorry it said sexy so I sang it in school and said sexy lady I'm sorry now instead of is it too late to say sorry now

i used to scream “buses are for HOES” whenever a bus went by, and i was 4

"FERTILIZATION!" im dying

OH I GOT ONE! So at the time I didn’t know what rolling my eyes was... and I was sitting in math class working on a paper, the teacher came over and said: “how’s it going?” I said: good and unknowingly rolled my eyes at him... I got a fix-it plan...

I can't be the only one that ran around with spoons saying " I'm gonna spoon you "

My lil bro tought that "sexy" just meant "nice", so he picked up this fancy lighter and said "WOW THIS LIGHTER IS SO SEXY"

"I used to call black people chocolate people" Me a black female : but were they wrong? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I used to say the N-word, thinking it was another word for friend.

One time I found a meat tenderizer in my kitchen drawer and pretended to whack something with it. I yelled “IM BEATING SOME MEAT” my mom just laughed. I have a cool mom.

i used to always call “math” “meth” whenever we took our math notebooks out in elementary...

There was a time when my female friend (I am also a female) stayed over for a night, and we slept in the same bed as most young friends do. (We were maybe 10?) And at one point she pulled me closer and put her leg across me, describing it as what a husband would do to his wife. So we stayed cuddling like that for awhile, even though I felt extremely uncomfortable. After she left the next day, I told my mom about the situation and she understandably said that the specific friend wasn’t able to spend the night anymore. The whole thing weirded me out.

When I was little I found a little “balloon” with “slime” in it , my dad freaked out and I was 8 and my mom just laughed and then they talked in their room about it

When I was little, I used to play by myself and pretend and I called it “playing with my body”