Ranking Your CURSED Cooking
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Schlatt ranks your DISGUSTING meals. This stuff is basically inedible.
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I asked you guys to send in photos of your DISGUSTING Cooking, your CURSED cooking, your WEIRD meals, your SCUFFED food, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
@jschlattLIVE Жыл бұрын
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@aerok7 Жыл бұрын
Ok "schlatt"
@JackJellyv Жыл бұрын
No thank you.
@schizophil1 Жыл бұрын
I’m not going to download your liberal technology shlayg
@lukeg1058 Жыл бұрын
Whats up checkmark?
@lee-tm5dl Жыл бұрын
okayyy
@tmor9336 Жыл бұрын
For reference, at the timeout, schlatt actually spends about 10 minutes just mentally preparing for the catboy
@uninterestedcat8429 Жыл бұрын
😆
@duskstorm3560 Жыл бұрын
At this point, I honestly can't tell what is and isn't a bot
@tmor9336 Жыл бұрын
@@duskstorm3560 lmao facts
@swegmastur614 Жыл бұрын
@@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here
@communadog7874 Жыл бұрын
@@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here
@RandomUser11170 Жыл бұрын
This cooking is nowhere NEAR as cursed as when Schlatt cooked the human bodies of those fifteen women on August 23rd, 1999, just for fun.
@thegreatgoosegod726 Жыл бұрын
It's a shame the witnesses just "disappeared"
@RandomUser11170 Жыл бұрын
@@hijo5966 Hi Jo
@Super-wx6br Жыл бұрын
It was a good meal
@mintywhatever Жыл бұрын
@@hijo5966 Men. Ew
@ev_ring Жыл бұрын
Excuse me?
@JoeMama-wr1wr Жыл бұрын
After rewatching I’ve realized something… does Schlatt just know which drugs each ingredients make?!
@javabeans9853 Жыл бұрын
🤫
@reekill_playlists Жыл бұрын
Be quiet, you don't want to draw attention to it or "he" might notice
@dane7739 Жыл бұрын
I mean not really, he called a gunpowder recipe a black tar heroin recipe, so I’m questioning his professionalism. I’m personally more into illicit moonshining, but even I know the difference between what powders you should and should not be snorting.
@thatonelittleladybug.1105 7 ай бұрын
naaaaaahhhhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀
@SwarmerGaming 6 ай бұрын
@@dane7739just get your license and make it legally.. makes it less fun I guess, but makes buying good equipment much much easier. Makes cheaper and better alcohol than a shit $9 handle of vodka
@UrPPhard Жыл бұрын
"Stop jerking off the salt dispenser" Never in my entire life, have I ever heard that sentence
@snipercat7838 9 ай бұрын
Lancer said that he'd never think he'd hear that sentence in his entire life
@itstruffle907 4 ай бұрын
and he said it wrong, he actually says "don't start jerking off the salt dispenser"
@annaberrii505 2 ай бұрын
Well, now you have!
@mikewarper6789 Жыл бұрын
People that hate "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned* People that love "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*
@daquavious8011 Жыл бұрын
@awnx ruyv thats what he said
@letmetie8718 Жыл бұрын
@@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned
@mpgodjr Жыл бұрын
@@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned
@dusklolr Жыл бұрын
trying to get him banned and trying to get him banned endearingly
@Nova-uq9nw Жыл бұрын
"I" "love" "Schlatt" "so" "much""."
@austinb.4230 Жыл бұрын
i watched this entire stream and the amount of 9/11 references, schleezers and meth recipes he got was absurd
@Pedguinarmy12 Жыл бұрын
True, it was hilarious though
@thaliacrafts407 Жыл бұрын
I died when those two sweet ladies baked a f*cking twin towers cake. It's always the ones you least expect
@elijahpelito4722 Жыл бұрын
Surprised no one has tried to squeeze all of it in one vid yet.(maybe including the "it's free"movement). Maybe next time
@jenopolgar9447 Жыл бұрын
How to make meth btw, asking for a friend
@Lazarus_The_NPC Жыл бұрын
The references, wheezer intros, and recipes need to stop. It's not funny. They seriously need to go get some help.
@Monlordbing Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: You can clear all of your history so people don't know what you're planning 1 month later: The Queen 💀
@justaguywhohappenstobepurp2913 Жыл бұрын
Bro💀
@Hypernova7777 Жыл бұрын
No 💀
@kristine_riddle00 Жыл бұрын
Yeah 💀
@Emogamer-tp8vo 11 ай бұрын
Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die
@blockywow 11 ай бұрын
@@Emogamer-tp8vonahhhh
@randomyoutuber4189 Жыл бұрын
4:39 “You can’t redeem yourself from that” “Duwehdowehduleh” “WA HHHHH _whatwasthatnoise_ WHAHAT”
@MashedProTatoes 7 күн бұрын
*proceeds to eat an empty egg shell*
@bhumigaming8914 6 күн бұрын
@@MashedProTatoes he ate the f----- shell
@HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if one of jschlatt's fans cooked meth live on stream then sends it to his po box
@jschlattLIVE Жыл бұрын
Are u from braking bad
@Mr.Pixelated Жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE yes, yes he is
@skibidienjoyer2 Жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE still nothing compared to what you did back in 99
@evillestguy Жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE better caul saul is better imo
@frost6916 Жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE no
@emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын
It concerns me how many Schlatt viewers know how to cook illegal substances
@imthestickman Жыл бұрын
it concerns me more that "Schlatt" instantly knew that a video was giving the ingredients to Black Tar Heroin
@TheArtonSlo Жыл бұрын
@@imthestickman It wasn't tho. It was for blackpowder. You can't make heroin at home without opium.
@Kitkat-xc2kd Жыл бұрын
@@TheArtonSlo how do you know that hmm?
@emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын
@@Kitkat-xc2kd hey man the internet is a wild place
@EmeraldLegate_ Жыл бұрын
@@Kitkat-xc2kd google. I personally know how to make these illegal items: M*th Pipebombs Napalm Blackpowder (gunpowder) C*caine Uranium-235
@Snatch2 Жыл бұрын
At this point, Schlatt's screams of pain and confusion are the only things that put me to sleep at night.
@Ttruck-Ddriver 11 ай бұрын
5:38 I rate that 9/11
@Copperdude 3 ай бұрын
me too
@painoman5083 Жыл бұрын
I love how the content has gone from schlatt having fans make content for him to his fans making content that he literally cannot show lmao
@leylapank4671 Жыл бұрын
I feel as though the main goal is to cause as much mental damage to slchatt as possible
@ms.chicolato5949 Жыл бұрын
it's probably gonna get soooo much worse lol
@Pankakes_11 Жыл бұрын
Its educational
@dreamspeedrundununanun6932 Жыл бұрын
I feel kinda bad for Schlatt.
@Xeno1_3 Жыл бұрын
schlatt community
@hottrash7942 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is so paranoid of drug recipes that when he saw CIA black powder(Used for military ammunition) he immediately thought it was herion. Next time someone sends a picture of salt hes gonna think its a drug.
@landonolson6753 Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick your videos are half clickbait and half trash, you get views by following trends, nothing original
@momoavatar4960 Жыл бұрын
i mean, i doubt the government wants you to know how to make tank shells with their secret special recipe for black powder
@Gabush Жыл бұрын
he doesn't think its a drug he thinks its a weapon, which it is. If I posted a video saying how to make a fucking pipe bomb would that be ok?
@momoavatar4960 Жыл бұрын
@@Gabush he thought it was heroin the first time and prob the second time too but ur point still stands
@combativeThinker Жыл бұрын
@@momoavatar4960 Yes, and that’s precisely why we should. When the government fears The People, there is freedom.
@Whats532 2 ай бұрын
I fall asleep to jsxhlaro videos so now whoever I hear his voice it makes me tired and I can’t sleep without these videos.
@blackmesaresearchcorporati6764 Жыл бұрын
3:24 not only was there a disgusting cake in this clip, but a guy hit a Twin Towers made of cake with a road sign
@lukeg1058 Жыл бұрын
Oh boy Schlutt, this sure is cooking being ranked
@Mr.Pixelated Жыл бұрын
These fucking bots
@GaneGer Жыл бұрын
"schlutt"
@geniusfree8905 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Pixelated these bots are clearly meant to spam shorts but i have never seen them on shorts lol
@Mr.Pixelated Жыл бұрын
@@geniusfree8905 yeah ive seen bot channels on shorts but not in comments of shorts
@ViscoseComb24 Жыл бұрын
@@ertretyutuu6358 thank you ertret yutuu for your insights.
@HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын
I can imagine the average jschlatt fan creating a new illegal substance then becomes a millionaire
@walrusgiraffe3440 Жыл бұрын
Are u from braking bad
@slippinjimmy9787 Жыл бұрын
Bro why are you everywhere go back to 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
@darthpoo5621 Жыл бұрын
Heisenburger
@emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын
On that note any tips for beginners
@littletroble_07 Жыл бұрын
Heisenberg 👍
@KlaximumSkroeft Жыл бұрын
0:43 as a chef; I'll let you do whatever you want as long as it is funny and it's before/after service.
@vekazu_is_great_guy 3 ай бұрын
For anyone who left wondering: While vanilla extract is generally safe to use in small quantities for flavoring purposes, excessive consumption can pose risks. One potential risk is alcohol poisoning, as vanilla extract contains a high alcohol content. Drinking too much can lead to symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and even unconsciousness.
@jamjon6616 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is going to have a heart attack whenever he sees the color blue from now on
@refthegeneric Жыл бұрын
Homies gonna get PTSD by the colour blue
@smashmoop6402 Жыл бұрын
It could be meth…or it could be wheezer.
@Sewibl Жыл бұрын
@@smashmoop6402 schmeth
@jalarryjacrispy7788 Жыл бұрын
HeisenSchlatt
@derpyhead3414 Жыл бұрын
"blue" *
@reedplaysgames Жыл бұрын
At 6:14 that actually isn’t the ingredients to black tar heroin, it’s a recipe for blackpowder, which is an explosive used in fireworks and is completely legal to make! The video tutorial shown here is up on KZfaq and has a good amount of views, not to mention you can literally Google how to make it and get a ton of results.
@danieldoesdumbstuff Жыл бұрын
Charcoal.
@danieldoesdumbstuff Жыл бұрын
@Joshua Roehl OMG it's finally here
@ziplocbag4303 Жыл бұрын
Although I would really not recommend CIA Method Powder, it’s really inefficient, messy, and generally produces poor quality powder due to the water content in the alcohol which impairs sulfur and potassium integration, which is common in all liquid method powders. I would recommend either making a ball mill at home or even a modified rock tumbler. Only use a liquid method as a last resort
@reedplaysgames Жыл бұрын
@@ziplocbag4303 based
@Pankakes_11 Жыл бұрын
Its educational!
@RealFreakishGaming Жыл бұрын
Schlatt turned into Paul Dano's Riddler when he saw the dirty room.
@brianso359 Жыл бұрын
i just love that schlatt just shows the audience that he is doing a ad just for money with such confidence
@fluffydragon1525 Жыл бұрын
I love that when chat saw street signs, they immediately started spamming “ITS FREE”
@Carsey-lf5my Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick ok idc
@gear6881 Жыл бұрын
There’s no price tag so it’s free
@fluffydragon1525 Жыл бұрын
@@gear6881 there’s no price tag so it’s not for sale
@smolbluegoblin Жыл бұрын
@@fluffydragon1525 to be free is to consider the world as your store my man, everything is for sale in this capitalistic society
@multisplace3783 Жыл бұрын
He obviously doesn't like it either. People do it for the joke, but the joke is literally committing thievery. You'd think the viewers would stop since he's already shown them that he doesn't condone this behavior.
@weavesnatcher8457 Жыл бұрын
Been subbed for a few months now and I see that schlatt lore consists of: hating feet, Weezer memes, misspelling his name, theft, cooking meth and 911 jokes
@weavesnatcher8457 Жыл бұрын
@Hypie did he go to Woodstock? enlighten me
@personbadatgames Жыл бұрын
Also the free signs
@neevalmoosai1945 Жыл бұрын
@@weavesnatcher8457 he did unspeakable things to women in 1999
@johnnyenglish1043 Жыл бұрын
And men
@TheMidgetMan500 Жыл бұрын
@@personbadatgames “theft”
@futuristic.gam3r Жыл бұрын
'"God stars with g and so does 'gays'. Satan stats with s and so does 'straights' so who's REALLY going to hell?' ~ Jebediah Schlatt, LGBTQ+ ally " - someone at 7:52
@deathcall7779 Жыл бұрын
I love how as a community we are slowly driving Schlatt (who is already completely insane) more insane
@kaunta_21 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "I CAN'T SHOW HOW TO MAKE METH!" Also Schlatt: "So couch guns, am I right?"
@datsimplenope Жыл бұрын
At least the guns are legal
@gothic_velvet4642 Жыл бұрын
i love how schlatts video submitters have gone from stealing road signs to drug lords
@orangequill1645 Жыл бұрын
Its not stealing its free!
@jj02mc27 Жыл бұрын
You mean "Schlatt"?
@Pankakes_11 Жыл бұрын
Its educational!
@tylerwilson5769 Жыл бұрын
It's free.
@hosipl2375 Жыл бұрын
Freeeeee
@johnnicholas7122 Жыл бұрын
im laughing so hard 0:02
@johnnicholas7122 Жыл бұрын
edit: i actually use opera
@xanderrayner2774 5 ай бұрын
COOL
@wwalt2819 Жыл бұрын
The steak tutorial at 8:24 actually had a great amount of flaws. #1 don't dry off your steak, that does nothing but take the moisture out of it #2 don't salt and pepper the steak. Salt also sucks the moisture from the meat. #3 he didn't add enough butter to the pan. Your cooking a steak not making the pan non-stick. Don't be shy with the butter. Otherwise great physique on the guy and creative video too 😘
@wwalt2819 Жыл бұрын
Also in the future for more flavor. Just take the extra time to marinate the steak. It's worth it for the flavor
@NuggetHQ Жыл бұрын
No one came here for steak recipes
@Voidshroom 3 ай бұрын
@@NuggetHQi did
@inoghmia8937 Жыл бұрын
Love how every 2min of the stream “Schlatt” was yelling at people to stop sharing meth recipies
@Pankakes_11 Жыл бұрын
Its educational
@mgrdmcfansthatdontplaytheg781 Жыл бұрын
His a big hypocrite, we all know he cooked in 99.
@sereapple Жыл бұрын
We know you love the "inedible" food, Schlatt, You're too afraid to admit it. Too afraid to admit the acts you did in 1999.
@hosipl2375 Жыл бұрын
We don’t talk about ‘99
@sherwingonsalves8821 Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick get out before I repeat the things schlatt did in 1999
@EggsWithSyrup Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick you have like the worst channel ever my guy
@cursedone8771 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is a good break from other channels. His community is so unhinged it’s very fun and different from anything else I watch!
@briggy4359 7 ай бұрын
It's almost like a 4chan simulator
@frootloopsenthusiast2991 Жыл бұрын
5:03 love how this was an actual intro to a video, unedited by the reposter lmao
@nosk7139 Жыл бұрын
The "It is very human" guy has been the star of the show every time he has appeared (Other than Jschlatt of course)
@thegambler4055 Жыл бұрын
Jshlatt looking tasty
@awaspnest1014 Жыл бұрын
AYO!?!?!?!?!?!
@unostentatious7624 Жыл бұрын
As always
@xoxo.onyx4 Жыл бұрын
oh
@itsmefisher2012 Жыл бұрын
bro… but yeah you’re absolutely right
@qdog9814 Жыл бұрын
No
@Clyde7585 Жыл бұрын
8:58 jschlatt casually congratulating the guy that made a proper meal: The meth cookers on the other hand.....
@kristine_riddle00 Жыл бұрын
What about us?
@Clyde7585 Жыл бұрын
@@kristine_riddle00 you wouldn't get it
@toons4325 Жыл бұрын
1:29 16 days before the queens death. I think we know what his plans were
@samihamchev9528 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt:Show me your cooking Everyone:Jessie, it's time to cook
@szamurainagy7644 Жыл бұрын
Jesse, we must cook the methaphetamine
@roshasensi2220 8 ай бұрын
@@szamurainagy7644Walthur its a twich stream walthur. u cant show people how to make meth walthur
@radioaktiv2531 Жыл бұрын
As a chemist. I find the drug synthesis memes to be absolutely hilarious.
@catboyneilcicierega Жыл бұрын
Are u from braking bad
@hemishrajguru7602 Жыл бұрын
@@catboyneilcicierega bronking bongaos?????????????????????????!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
@radioaktiv2531 Жыл бұрын
@@BYTESYSTEM737 not at all lmao
@msma8437 Жыл бұрын
at 3:35 I love that they not only recorded themselves smashing that cake, they smashed it with an actual traffic sign too.
@Glibiettop Жыл бұрын
If you didn't know, ice cream is actually a really good combination with salt and is even considered a delicacy in some countries. For more details about this search "salty ice cream"
@joneyisbigfunny Жыл бұрын
I was looking for something to watch while I make food and this is absolutely perfect lols. Thank you that timing was incredible!
@joneyisbigfunny Жыл бұрын
These annoying bots
@niko11403 Жыл бұрын
the four horsemen of the apocalypse - viewers showing their feet - stolen street signs - weezers music - meth
@x8bitpixel Жыл бұрын
You forgot 9/11.
@TrungNguyen-no9mx Жыл бұрын
So it's FIVE horsemen 1. Viewers showing their feet 2. Stolen Street Signs 3. Weezer music 4. 9/11 5. M E T H
@kristine_riddle00 Жыл бұрын
I'm the meth one.
@jerryogpack Жыл бұрын
0:08 Love how he went from saying no to eating dogs to indulging on estimations on how much calories the dog is. Truly character development.
@ih20 Жыл бұрын
1:10 The backstory to the event
@mrpizzacat8273 Жыл бұрын
I recommend everyone watch the VOD as there are some really good ones that couldn’t fit into the 10 minute video format. Like the rat man that cooked an MRE in Shatts basement
@thaliacrafts407 Жыл бұрын
Bless the rat man and his steamfilled dwelling
@kieran.grant_ Жыл бұрын
Noted, thank you!
@ItBePatYo Жыл бұрын
He's too much man for me to watch for over an hour. I have to keep it to about 30 minutes and below.
@Okiemono Жыл бұрын
“Schlatt” looking like the best meal throughout this entire video
@diamondanon Жыл бұрын
why would you say that
@jaetonjaeton Жыл бұрын
i’m going through such a horrible time right now and i dont rlly seem to enjoy doing anything anymore but schlatts vids are actually a break from it all
@Lilly-we5wy Жыл бұрын
4:53 AHHHHHH what is this
@father9167 Жыл бұрын
A femboy
@MoonIsOdd 11 ай бұрын
Me soon
@father9167 9 ай бұрын
@@MoonIsOddayo
@jajogrzmot1362 3 ай бұрын
a Polish citizen
@foundcrab4742 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is a pretty good cook actually, he cooked me some bbq ribs! Tho i did hear some screams while he was cooking..
@catboyneilcicierega Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick shut yo goofy ahh up bruh💀💀💀💀💀
@sarchiba Жыл бұрын
💀💀 These skulls are literal
@dampierre99 Жыл бұрын
This man gets 3 revenues from the same goddamn stream, first the stream itself, the uploaded vod, and then this. Truly an innovator
@thaliacrafts407 Жыл бұрын
I don't think they let him monetize his channel after what he did to that petting zoo in 1993
@oogwayoverthere6159 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the clips channel.
@emiliz2071 Жыл бұрын
Sponser too
@lilakoala636 Жыл бұрын
@@thaliacrafts407 if you think about it, every zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy.
@All_Your_Fandom_Needs 14 күн бұрын
Played this at my Nana's funeral, very fitting because she was a chef. Everybody loved Gay-Shlunk, they were all crying and screaming. The sponsorship really made everyone emotional. Thank you Jimmy-Shlitty
@TheKidWithPr0blems 7 ай бұрын
bro im fr dying still bro really hit us alll with the ''Will it barbecue??'' 0:00
@lrgogo1517 Жыл бұрын
Just realized that Schlatt's fans have turned him into a comedy anime protagonist. He reacts to the weird things loudly and verbosely. this is this life now.
@nihalanand2690 Жыл бұрын
Two months later, but that comedy style isn't exclusive to anime. In Japanese it's called "tsukkomi" or "straight man," and it's a role that's typically part of a duo including the tsukkomi and a "boke" or "idiot" (ie chat or the videos) who does stupid/crazy stuff that the tsukkomi reacts to like you're used to.
@PatriotAnimation Жыл бұрын
@@nihalanand2690 weeb
@nihalanand2690 Жыл бұрын
@@PatriotAnimation yes
@AQ_77 3 ай бұрын
@@nihalanand2690ew
@Whyteyy Жыл бұрын
6:21 Man knows the ingredients off by heart to recognise it that quickly
@kieran.grant_ Жыл бұрын
It was gunpowder
@kristine_riddle00 Жыл бұрын
Bro was trying to stop us
@jinxids7998 3 ай бұрын
I just love binging this mans videos on a random Thursday night when I’m off of work
@aso-chan Жыл бұрын
Schlatt’s Opera GX wallpaper is pretty interesting! I wonder where is that plane headin :D
@Buttercookie_Draws Жыл бұрын
I genuinely worry for the safety and mental well being of schlatts chat and viewers
@bella_daze3092 Жыл бұрын
Same
@MistahFox Жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't know what compelled me to make the Stormtrooper video
@Buttercookie_Draws Жыл бұрын
@@MistahFox I actually really enjoyed that video man. It was so unexpected and funny for no reason
@MistahFox Жыл бұрын
@@Buttercookie_Draws oh thanks man!
@multisplace3783 Жыл бұрын
Yeah... I think what happened was all the crazy people on the Internet had to latch onto somebody, and Schlatt presented himself as crazy when he clearly was not.
@brinzley Жыл бұрын
I love how “Schlatts” viewers know exactly what to do to make him mad and continue to do it over and over
@brinzley Жыл бұрын
@zoiu tooi Yessss😂
@NotM3li Жыл бұрын
5:48 me watching this actually at 3 am: 🗿🗿🗿
@timmeh763 11 ай бұрын
Me too
@Zachariamusic 11 ай бұрын
3:35 am
@dumpsterdudevr8456 Жыл бұрын
“So no one can see my plans” three weeks later the queens desd
@RealPVMovies Жыл бұрын
6:40 I guess you could say the towers went snap crackle pop!
@Reen-of-Astora Жыл бұрын
Fucking god 💀
@PlagueDocVODS Жыл бұрын
Nooooooooooooooooo
@terribleexampleofacat Жыл бұрын
The people did as well :)
@MCFC-OK- Жыл бұрын
8:47 no one gonna mention the giant boiled ostrich egg in the background? .
@justirhy Жыл бұрын
that looks like cantaloupe 🍈
@Reen-of-Astora Жыл бұрын
It's cantaloupe
@certifiedsimpie6085 Жыл бұрын
Im currently confined to my room because I got omicron and I've been binge watching your reaction videos 😂 their so funny, I love the ranking and reacting videos they're always for some reason my favorite and I've been laughing for like the past hour worth of videos
@Kelswagsinandballin 4 ай бұрын
These are funny as hell lmao
@sam-jr8tj Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace jschlatt 🕊🕊
@afoot2003 Жыл бұрын
He didn’t die
@shadxw_hunter Жыл бұрын
@@afoot2003 Yes he did, you didn't hear about it yet?
@Cockroachbutthefirst4letters Жыл бұрын
Oh god..
@liamtrippi2749 Жыл бұрын
The stormtrooper baking the schlatt cake into the Weezer joke might be the best video of all time
@AS-ch3ux Жыл бұрын
when I started the video, that scream schlit made was just enough to make me fall out of my chair and onto my floor
@skullyplayzyt5380 Жыл бұрын
This made me cry
@hypermalware1364 Жыл бұрын
10:49 Schlatt: WHAT'S WITH THE ANGLE!? Its every single fucking anime when the women are talking or doing something
@RandomStory420 Жыл бұрын
As an anime fan, i can confirm this
@ipoh1154 4 ай бұрын
wrong timestamp
@dvijkotadia6242 Жыл бұрын
Idk what's funnier The fact that someone send shlatt a vid telling him how to make drugs Of the fact that shlatt immediately knew what it was for
@BeanZ013 Жыл бұрын
you know the creator is good when you can watch the sponsor and still be entertained
@Jiblits007 10 ай бұрын
I already have opera, in fact, im watching this with the opera browser rn. I still watched the entire sponsor because Schlatt is hilarious.
@clarevyn7478 Жыл бұрын
I love how "jschlatt" is cautious about meth recipies while back in 1999, "jschlatt" cooked human meat for breakfast.
@beeyuhs Жыл бұрын
Was having a rough morning, clicked this and it made it worse. Thanks man
@butterenjoyer Жыл бұрын
Favourite discomfort streamer
@axdde6428 11 ай бұрын
love that it lagged 5:43 lol
@tristencraven3273 2 ай бұрын
love the vids
@Raizo_B. Жыл бұрын
5:06 I was expecting him to just absolutely scarf down all those fries.
@discordsmorgan2023 Жыл бұрын
I love how everyone has the same sense of humor, the submissions are like a hive mind
@multisplace3783 Жыл бұрын
It concerns me how unhinged it is.
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly 7 ай бұрын
These reaction videos are the videos I watch when I need a quick laugh after crying on my bed for 5 minutes straight
@anonymousaxolotl 6 ай бұрын
Real
@FERNIEWERNIE Жыл бұрын
Seeing an ad of Opera GX, while watching the video on Opera GX, is an amazing experience.
@gripface4928 Жыл бұрын
Very interesting how "shlatt" "reacts" to the delectable "food" his "fans" "offered" him
@kinnie4502 Жыл бұрын
this was fun to read
@kevinmartin9674 Жыл бұрын
9:18 why are you standing like that
@Mr.SoggyShoes Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick Ok
@TheDoccMan Жыл бұрын
Bro was standing like that stickman i drew baby years ago
@stingraygaminglive9692 Жыл бұрын
0:02 im allergic to eggs but that crunch SOUNDS like it was good
@anamariasofialibetario3088 3 ай бұрын
LMAO really need more of these
@xan9224 Жыл бұрын
This vid is funny, but you know what's funnier? When Schlatt burned that orphanage in 1999. My mother still remembers their faces, "Schlatt."
@evervirescent Жыл бұрын
yeah. “their” faces. he did nothing wrong
@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare Жыл бұрын
10:20 is amazing
@Callsign-Konig Жыл бұрын
7:30 this is the reason I now obsessively keep my room tidy. If one thing is out of place I have to tidy it up or I won't be able to sleep.
@scarletking115 11 ай бұрын
Make more of these videos please
@Gangsta_Playz Жыл бұрын
8:39 this is a sentence I never thought I would hear in my life
@modocrisma2 Жыл бұрын
I'm loving the hell out of this "Ranking Your..." series. Makes my day when a new one comes out.
@theexplodedguys264 Жыл бұрын
9:02 FINALLY
@dylanmeister335 11 ай бұрын
This video deserve a sequel
@Crasteeh Жыл бұрын
6:55 I Couldn't ignore that one fucking chat message: ''172 cases of lost Rice''
@leodaoust8035 Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick we didn't fucking ask this is not the place
@UnsyncedCrew Жыл бұрын
Thanks jschlatt for watching our video we made for you at 9:51 but you should have watched the whole thing you pepega.
@oulaavii Жыл бұрын
He probably did on the stream, idk
@buttermilk2765 Жыл бұрын
@@oulaavii He left out with the last 5 seconds
@jstar3382 Жыл бұрын
He watched it all on stream, and the video was fantastic. Thank you for your work ❤️❤️❤️
@Willibertcrugson Ай бұрын
Shlart’s videos always tickle my kidneys
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