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The no touching rule reminds me of my middle school. Me and 2 other friends were walking to lunch and we decided to link arms like in the Wizard of Oz. We're laughing and joking with our arms linked. One teacher yelled at us for "inappropriate touching" all of us were like tf. This video made me remember that. I still find it stupid to this day Edit: My middle school had what they called a "zero tolerance policy". If you're involved, you're getting in trouble. If you so much as block hits and not even hit the other, you'll get in trouble.

For story #28, the father decided that if his son was getting kicked out for defending himself, that he might as well kick his bullies *** in self-defense.

The buddy bench one i can see another problem with. Bullies could come up to them and humiliate them for their loneliness even more, but the faculty will just see it as "harmless name calling between buddies"

Remember people. Privilege comes in many forms. Being a sports team member is the one most schools have.

When I was in elementary school, it was a strict no bullying policy. Yet, any bullying that was happening still happened as it appeared the teachers were blind. It got to the point where I was involved. I was never the bully...I was their victim. For whatever reason, my classmates hated that I was taller than most of them (I come from a family of giants) and I was always picked on for it. Also, my last name was Robinson and this was around the time Meet the Robinsons came out...don't know how that came to be an insult...don't know what went through 7 year old students heads... So, my incident started where my bullies were picking on me when we were all gathered in the first grade hall, waiting for our teachers to come get us for learning time. I had enough and shoved one of the bullies back, accidentally shoving him face first into a brick wall and causing a bloody nose. Magically, a teacher saw that I was the troublemaker in the situation and sent me to the office to call my mom. Now, my mom always taught me to defend myself if I was being picked on or something to that effect (she's African American, so she was bullied relentlessly in school herself) so when she came in to pick me up, she heard I was going to be suspended for "picking a fight" My mom looked at 7 year old me, saw that I was visibly shaking because I was scared of being suspended or yelled at, and looked at the principal, saying that if she suspended me, Mom would see her and the superintendent in court After that, we went out to get ice cream...keep in mind, I was still terrified I was in trouble until my mom told me that I wasn't in trouble. Don't know if they ever kept that policy after I moved on to middle school...hell, don't even know nowadays. But if they do, hopefully they revised it a bit so those defending themselves don't become the bully in the situation

The funny thing about the banning of backpacks, half the time schools didn't give enough time between classes to hit lockers, much less do so AND take a leak. I even went to a school where the classrooms were spread out between a quarter mile and High Schoolers were not given any lockers.

Had a friend who scored over his Headteacher by wearing a kilt to School. Head tried to write him up but both Mate and Parents pointed out it fell in accordance with the School's "Cultural and Religious Exemption " Clause

Story 15. I remember my dad telling me stories of when he was in high school. This was way back in the 60's. But the local Sheriff at the time realized that kids were going to throw parties and alcohol would be involved. So the Sheriff decided that the best course of action would be for the Sheriff's Department to throw the parties. They would do it in some pasture land in the county. And deputies would be there all night to break up fights, make sure no one drove who was to drunk to drive (you had to turn your keys over to them on arrival), and keep an eye on people that where hitting it hard. I guess that Sheriff got voted out, because that was all over by the time I got to high school.

Closed campus at lunch. I don't know who complained more, the students or the restaurants who were losing tons of money by not having the large lunch crowds. The school reversed the decision.

10:26 the sheriff: I’m bad behavior, but I do it in the best way

That sheriff was a real one

The first one was like mine but it was the British summer (boiling hot) and the uniform was mainly dark. Like, 18 people had to leave school in a day from heatstroke

When I was 8th grade in Orlando, the Orange County school board had this brilliant idea of swapping middle and high school times to save energy in early morning. It was 2008. Little did they know when high schools don’t turn lights on at 6:30am, the middle schools do so in reality they didn’t save much energy from the grand scheme. Instead it threw the entire county in chaos because growing middle schoolers don’t get enough sleep and high schoolers complain there weren’t enough time to to prep after school stuff, especially football games. After pissing off the entire county they had to change it back the next school year, just when I was heading into my freshman year. The poor class of 2013 ended up waking early for school 5 years in a row.

Sheriff Rick ROCKS!

"I put the FU in FUN" Most of these stories are so funny and the students that one upped the teachers are legends!!

Never understood the taking stall doors off. I went to a school where they did that. Nothing like washing your hands and in the mirror behind you theres a dude taking a mad dump.

Well the word „Vodka“ originates from the word „water“ so…

Post C-vid, they made 90% attendance to not get debarred. 100% of the students were getting debarred. 0% of students got debarred.

There were 2 bad ones in my high school. First was "zero tolerance" regarding fights. Didn't matter if you were the aggressor or the victim. This ended up with more fights and more brutal fights at that. Thought process was along the lines of "if I'm going to get suspended anyways, might as well make it worth it". Second was the detention policy. Must be served the same week the detention was earned and receive 3 detentions if you skip detention. Automatic suspension for receiving 10 detentions. How this impacted me was that I had a job and a car. In cold weather, the butterfly on the carburetor would stick and cause the car to stall. Living up north, this had me late to school fairly regularly. Detention for being late. Having a job, I was faced with either skipping detention or being late to work. I asked for the detentions to be scheduled for the following week, so that I could request a late start time or the day off work. The Dean refused my request due to rules. So, I would skip detention and go to work. One skipped detention turned into 3, turned into 6 turned into 9, turned into suspended. Unless my car stalled late in the week, where it would force detentions into the following week, it was guaranteed to end in my being suspended. Knowing this, if I was running late (either due to sleeping in or problems with my car), it became increasingly difficult to convince myself that it was still "worth it" to go to school that day. Same punishment for skipping school as for being late. But there was a slim possibility of my parents giving me a note (excusing me from school) and avoiding the cascade effect of receiving that initial detention. I ended up missing so many days (from skipping school a few times and over a dozen 3 day suspensions) that I was almost barred from graduating. My grades were good enough that despite my many absences, I still ended up passing all but one class. Failing that one class (which was heavily weighted on class participation) prevented my graduation and pushed me into getting a GED.

You should’ve done a demo man impression for “and that children, is how Scotland is born”

So the inside out shirt one this kind of shit is why at my school theyade the guys that wore profanity had to instead wear a bright pink shirt the office gave them instead

With this narrator I don't even mind the repeat, and before you people say anything yes this is the exact same set of stories from the other video. In order word for word. The only difference is the individual comments from the narrator. A narrator whom I adore.

My school has a 100 hour community service rule

40 hrs. Of mandatory community sevice? Isn't that the same as forced servitude?

When I was in middle school, candy (specifically Mexican candy, you know the spicy corn lollipops, the sour/spicy acid powders and the tamarind pulp bars) was prohibited. I feel like it wasn't an issue, some of us would have a candy or 2 for dessert or to give away to a friend, but when the school started to take them away(because having a piece of candy in school is bad for some reason?), that seemed to really hype up the kids and a whole black market emerged and kids started to deal as if it were drugs before and after school, where the busses were, in the hallways, in the middle of class, etc. It was mostly latinos dealing(the ones who knew where the mexican stores were lol). personally, I was a nerd and a goody 2shoes so I would never deal in the school, but I did have my aunt send me huge bags of candy from mexico and I'd deliver those to other kids in the afternoons on my bike or have them pickthem up at my house to resell. I made alot of money that way since I was able to get candy that local stores didn't sell (like guava and coconut bars, there was this really popular squash candy too) and I overpriced the heck out of it. I was also the favorite nerd of many teachers so whenever someone wanted to compete with me, I'd just snitch on them and have their stash confiscated(once I tipped off a teacher, she went up to a kid's locker and told him to open it, lol she came back with 3 bags of candy, she stashed 1 in her desk and told me to take the other 2 to the principle's office... As if, I took it to the library and hid them there until school was over so I could resell), and no teacher ever believed I would ever participate in the candy epidemic(One time, I was snitched on, but there was no proof apparently. A teacher, and a kid, walked up to me in the hall and, from what I understood, he said I was selling candy so... he made the kid apologize to me because he didn't believe him, lol)... That went on for quite a while... I finished middle school and my niece was still taking orders for another year or 2.

Oh no confetti to fall out of the lockers or everyone to drop their pencils

The same thing happened but with homework passes 10:41

My high school got a new principal at the start of my senior year He was a progressive idiot. His first day, he shut off the bell system, stating ' You are young adults that can read a clock, so you don't need them" Well, a lot of the clocks were defective, so teachers ignored them and used their watches. This was the late '60s, when you had to set the time almost daily on most watches, so we had hundreds of students sent to the office for not getting to a class on time. Some students missed their school bus because of this, so it quickly turned nasty. He blamed the students, rather than admit his stupidity. He finally turned the bells back on, thent he reduced the five minutes between classes to three minutes which often had you in a run from one end of the campus to the other end and no time to go to your locker. He was despised by just about everyone.

My school had a rule we cant draw on the walll one day a kid in my class drew a horse on the wall

the first one can be easily solved i think? people who need water can ask for it, and even if they dont ask, they are to be provided cupped water in every class. i feel like this should be common sense unless im missing something

Elemtary school They tryed to stop people talking at lunch and the hole school protested.

I just parked on a side road across the street from my school so I wouldn’t have to pay for a parking permit to park on school property!

Backpack rule: can't be true, female clothes don't have pockets! (Well, almost. My mom regularly added her own pockets into her clothes.)

I also got a no running recess 😡

a story i have is about 3-4 yrs ago i used to have my meds with honey and my school asked my nan to crush them instead of the staff (you need to be qualified to crush the tablets) so yeah one of the reasons i left to go to a different school berkly vale public school nsw Australia

It's not a skirt It's a kilt! 😂

Rubber bands or hair ties of any kind are not allowed as they were deemed a "hazard" to people's safety

That last one got me. LOL.

8:08 I heard of tha5 in the news!

i swear on my life he already uploaded this video before

story 20. we have the same thing, minus the screening for everyone; only those who are late have to get screened.

story 2, now that's how you troll, you make it part of you and that blow up doll skit had me rolling in laughter 🤣

0:00-10:00-21:00 sheriff Rick good for him lol ❤😂😅😅😅!

between #21 and #22 man am i lucky someone thought of that before you and i got that. actually i never use brain break its just get ahead class time and to play with The Rice

Zero Tolerance Rules are shit. It mostly just encourages the kid being attacked to fight. If you're going to get in trouble, might as well actually earn that trouble.

I may be a bit late, but I dislike the light-mode thumbnail

Zero tolerance policies are stupid. Even if your rule is to give a single lunchtime detention instead of going straight to expulsion, it's prime material for being exploited by bullies with a few brain cells and a few friends. For example: Bully A wants to make Victim's life hell. He goes to his friends, Bullies B, C, D and E, and they each take a day of the week to pick on Victim. Suddenly, you have each of the bullies in detention once a week, while Victim is in detention constantly despite never having lifted a finger to fight back against any of them. And as with most schools, enough detentions on record will see you suspended and then expelled, which will see Victim tossed out the door long before any of the bullies have enough detentions on record to earn them the same punishment. It's completely bullsh*t!

What gta car is that in the background

The story where the three star football players graffitied the school cause their guy got in trouble for fighting, they should all four get expelled for that

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Let Me Explain Studios has a video mentioning how she got past the dress code, along with pointing out the problems it had. (o0zjRGRYEhk)