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For the freshman who kept smacktalking the quiet dude and got his teeth knocked out, "Talk shit, Eat shit."

A kid in fourth grade tried to throw a D battery at me and my twin brother while we were at recess. The kid who threw the battery missed, it hit the side of the building, bounced back, and hit him on the face. It chipped one of his teeth. He also got detention for throwing a D battery at me and my brother, as the recess monitor saw the whole thing.

The change in accent to aussie as soon as the tale from the outback is read - bloody hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Some one in class stole my lunch and about 20 minutes went by before the class bully started choking and turning red in the face. Scrambling around in his school bag pulled out an eppy pen and stab himself in the leg with a scream. Turns out he's allergic to peanuts. Only thing to happen was that now we all had to put labels on our lunch boxes to say if they contain peanuts. His mother complained that if he had known they were peanut butter sarnies he would not have stolen them. Everyone in class started putting peanut labels on their lunch boxes after that. Fact is though we did start to notice that he never brought lunch to school so some of us gave him our fruits.

A car was tailgating us, just me and my mom. My mother didn’t do brake checking. Right up our butt. Then he passed us, revved past us. We had to stop right then at a railroad crossing. Tailgating passer revved over the railroad tracks and beat the train. We sit there and wait (like there was any other option). When we’re free to go, there’s our guy being ticketed by a cop. Hahahaha

Story 1, in UK fire engines are allowed to push cars out of the way too.

Here to stop kids from saying "first" Edit: *from sorry

I ran into a post at a nursing home once. I had to laugh at myself because I was the one ran into the post. I only had bent up glasses I ended up getting fixed at a different optical place than I got the glasses from and a good sized shiner as the result of the run in a well as a good story

OMG TANUKI SUNSETTTT!!!!

Love the llama story 😂

I was bullied daily by these kids that were at my bus stop in middle school one day This boy has his chocolate pudding open he’s eating it gets the bright idea to throw it at me as I’m wearing a white shirt (rare for me because I don’t wear white) while the buss was arriving & I dodged it don’t know how that happened but I did his karma was that he wasted the chocolate pudding for a laugh he never got $ I didn’t have to go through the day with chocolate pudding stains and he was the joke of the day for not being able to hit the Human snail (my uncoordinated butt had difficulty doing any form of sports so me dodging the pudding was a miracle in itself

I know its a minor detail, but only SOME schools in the UK have blazers and ties. None of my schools ever did

LOVE YOUR VIDS

This New Zealander listening doesn’t mind the accent one way or another 😊 …can’t speak for everyone though 😂

I was in 3rd grade and we were all playing with cups for some reason then these kids just knocked what i was making and took all the cups. So i went to talk to my friend, then all the sudden there tower falls randomly. I said karma just knocked your tower over.

I had a bully in year 10, in my class, who made comments about me freaking out or passing out after having the boostershots we were going to be having that day. He ended up having a panic attack when given his jab and was sent home after being sick all over himself.

The Aussie story would've been from Queensland since it's the only state with Sugar Cane fields

Bet the Coppers in the firwork story thought it was Christmas when they caught the lads!

As a guy who wants to be a pilot, i should get that accent.

This is hilarious and amazing. Love it!

Your sounds effects are hilarious

Resort I worked at was big enough that golf carts were needed to get to other buildings on the property faster. One guy I worked with wouldn’t stop speeding through the parking lot in the golf cart instead of being a little more cautious. Even being told this by the hotel manager. A few weeks later, the guy gets fired after he nearly ran over a woman and her daughter in the restaurant’s parking lot, as well as flipping them the bird for “being in the way”.

That's because Australian and New Zealand cops are so cool.

Story 21 Person getting ticketed: I’m having the worst day ever. *CRUNCH* Person: I stand corrected.

Hahahaha that 'avocado paste' story made me laugh too as my mom thought the exact same way when we first had sushi! I avoid anything I don't know so I didn't taste it but she did... and paid the price hahaha

I was expecting them to use Karma from assassination classroom in the thumbnail

YO WASSUP EARLY CREW YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING BTW

I have a couple 1. My parents and I were heading home from a camping trip when this BMW passes the car dangerously while speeding few seconds later got pulled over by a cop car 2. This kid in my school would always tip his chair this was in high school anyways one day during English class senior year he finally fell out of his chair couldn’t stop laughing

Well my story was in college. I was asked to go to the makeup class with a couple other girls so they could practice waxing and i walked in late to hear the other girls laughing and telling the teacher i assaulted her (by fixing her fugly hair). I didnt say anything, just walked out as theyre both laughing at me and making fun of me. Girl one had a minor allergic reaction (which i gave her benedryl for) and girl 2 had a car launched off the nearby highway through her rear window. She came in crying after break cause she went to get something from her car and saw it. Maybe dont be skin deep queens.

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People really taking their shoes off at parties??

it's called a median look it up

Of course the first one was a BMW

Raccoon on a skateboard

Yo that is the pixel counter bot pfp in the thumbnail

Yeah the only reasons for speeding are Your teen is bleeding Taking sm to hospital(urgent) Your child has to go

Thats why i carry a tire iron.. crowbar under my front seat always..f(64)

WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

I am very early. Cool

Constructive feedback: I think it would be better if for the text onscreen, you copied and pasted the text from the original posts.

Aye.

These visuals are too distracting imo

I am the 400th 👍

Aussie accent needs work, nice try though 😄