I adore this channel, as well as amithejerk, for being some of the only content on KZfaq that can be played truly audio only. The visuals are there, but they’re completely optional. Perfect for chores and background noise.

if you're not gonna believe half of these, why would you even read these?

Not gonna lie I used to listen to this channel while working but now you can’t tell if when one story ends and another begins, and the narrator on some videos like horror and glitch in the matrix will say half the stories are fake. Even if they are, that’s equivalent to watching a movie and when the crowd enjoys it you remind everyone its fake as if we didn’t know or cared. Sorry for ranting but he has done this like on a few videos now and i know im not the only one who gets annoyed by the occasional “yep thats definitely fake” friend in the group

I'm a first time listener and there's no division between each story as I'm only hearing it, it sounds like one story 😢

I was with my brother, me nearby, him on our family's computer, when we hear our Dad's watch beep twice on the hour. What seemed like seconds later, it beeps again. I check the time, and it's a full hour later. We hear it again, and another hour had passed, then another, and again. Only when I mentioned it, time seemed to be back to how it was. It was years ago, so I'm not sure how many times it happened, but it seemed like in the space of only a couple minutes, multiple hours had passed for both of us.

Early summer 2004. I’m in Japan. It’s 1 am and I have school tomorrow but I can’t sleep. I grab my phone card and call home in the us.maybe I’ll just say hi to mom and then read before getting a little sleep before university classes. When she answers I know something happened. I ask what’s wrong? My grandfather (her father) had died 30 minutes earlier. I didn’t even know he was sick.

I'm prone to having smoe extremely vivid near-lucid dreams that end up getting mistaken for actual memories. I've gotten better about separating reality from fiction, but every now and then I still get caught up by a false memory that I clearly recall, but never actually happened.

The metal gear solid 3 reference was amazing

3:27 Here ye, here ye. We have the next Final Destination story.

More paranormal than glitch in the matrix but my great grandpa (or however the father of my grandfather is called) was looking for the family dog at like 8 in the night. He went to look at the ranch and didn't find anything. However at the woods surrounding the ranch he saw a dark figure of a man in the shadows. The figure looked like it was clothed and had limbs. For a while he was just staring at the figure. Then he saw the figure go into the woods and disappear. Not walking but kind of howevering. He came back to the house with a pale white face and was stuttering through his words trying to explain what he saw but to this day we have no idea what it was.

When I was like 8 or 9, I went to my best friend's place for a sleepover. We had taken over the sort of giant hall situated between levels of the house and put sleeping bags, chips, inflatable mattresses and a TV. We watche Bambi on a VHS and then just turned off the TV and closed our eyes to fall back asleep. We're not sleeping yet that the TV is on and startles us. The movie is starting again.... No one around. His mom even came from upstairs, looking pissed at the noise after expecting us to just finish the movie and then sleep.

This happened to me TWICE so let me set the scene Its night and im going to bed i have my phone in the charger im in bwd snd i shut my eyes and then BAM my eyes are instantly open and its the nice day. Its like i skipped the entire night (it wasn't a dream it was the real day) crazy.

When I was in primary school, one day I drank some water out of the bottle I usually took, and it was weirdly sweet. I checked, and there were gummy lollies in the bottom of the bottle. I had no clue how or why. My parents were health freaks who never had lollies at home, even if they for some reason wanted to put them in my water bottle. The bottle was just a disposable supermarket bottle that I was reusing, so I suppose it could have relatively easily accidentally been switched with someone else's? There's also the possibility that it never happened and was a dream I'm mistaking for a memory, but it is one of the unsovled mysteries of my life that I carry with me.

Time to download this so I have something to listen to while I sleep! :3

Bro, sounds like the driving instructor from SpongeBob

IT's happened a couple of times but when I'm riding a motorbike, once in a while a car behind me will disappear, like I'm going along a stretch and car's right behind me then I'll look away and it's gone but there was nowhere to turn off

5:15 - that could be an absence seizure.

When I was young (1st grade) we lived with my aunt for a little bit before we found our own place because my parents wanted us to finish the school year before changing schools and she lived in the area During that time I had a dream where i met this little girl. She was indian and she had a dark haired braid. We end up moving soon after into our current house and I switched schools. On my first day of school, i made friends with Abir,(Pronounced "a beer") the little indian girl i met in my dream. We were friends for the school year and then she moved. I never saw her again and i hoenstly wonder if she even remembers me. But since the moment I met her, I will never forget her because of that dream. Tbf i also had dreams about hanging out with lions in the field and park behind my school and later had dreams about being forced to swallow human remain water and been accepted by a boy because i was a mermaid and embarrassed about it. If had many many wacky dreams, that one just happened to actually happen irl. I hoenstly thought for a while that i made it up, except my dsd remembers me tellling me her name and I distinctly remember him laughing because her name was a beer and it ook him a few tries to undersand wha i was saying.

That last one was not that well written. They mentioned the "Christmas music starting up its regular loop at high volume" 3 times. Had to run it back a bit because I thought maybe I had heard it wrong. Since I have been having unusually long episodes of déjà vu lately, I thought it might also been one of those. I'm telling you, it's so weird to be able to lip sync along to sentences or even paragraphs that I couldn't have ever heard before. Has this happened to anyone else? I swear this is not made up. It's really been happening and it's really strange.

The last story😳

My cat sat like a human

Im sure i have a few but i can only think of a small thing that happened recently where a dude a my job was clearly wearing a blue striped shirt, i saw it i looked back at it thinking it looked like the shirts from that one ww2 movie The boy in the striped pyjamas or whatever, im sure it was blue then 10 minutes passes and now it's red striped, i asked didn't you wear a blue striped shirt just a moment ago and he said no and that was that! kinda wierd middle of the day in a well lit place to!

that last one is totally a copypasta

I almost thought this narrator was cdawgva when he made a jojo reference lol

story 5 was literly just a final destianation senario

The last one 0_o

Story #16 'I kept this one as an example of a stupid one I absolutely don't believe." Wait... do you mean there are others you didn't include? This is glitch in the matrix moments. What does "believing" have anything to do with these?

gotta agree half of the stories sounded lies

.....do you want to know.....what the Matrix is?

Hi

It’s an interesting topic yet I find myself very put off by the narration this time. Definitely not a fan of this narrator’s voice and fast-paced reading style AND the sarcastic opinions added to almost every story. He has a great radio announcer voice though! But it’s a disconnect for these narration style videos. I liked the original, friendlier voice better. I’m sure the original narrator is probably on a break or is trying to outsource these videos to other narrators so they could do more but this style is a big nope from me. :(

4:12 final destination vibes

First time that I hear this channel that I hated it. Usually enjoy it. What is wrong with you today?

Story 5 was simply a vision sent straight from God. Non-believers will say it was just an odd dream, but me and many Christians can and will confirm that it was a message, a miracle even, sent from heaven

I don't understand the appeal of hearing you talk in different accents. It really just annoys me. Your voice as is, is great, please stop using different accents. It always turns me away.

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Please stop doing the weird voices lol I wanna hear your natural one

listen i don’t believe this crap either but i could do without the opinionated commentary

please for the love of god MAKE. PAUSES. BETWEEN. STORIES.