What the HELL is Elf Bowling the Movie? - Christmas Crap
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5 жыл бұрынThis might be one of the most pointless Christmas movies ever made. How can you get a full-length film from a bowling video game from 1998?
Well...let's find out!
Christmas Crap is a new series that highlights the worst holiday films in the world of animation
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@Saberspark 5 жыл бұрын
This is possibly one of the most pointless Christmas movies ever made... Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark
@alexhart9267 5 жыл бұрын
Saberspark I love Christmas but why is a lot of CRAP come from it?!
@ciarasgoldengaming3725 5 жыл бұрын
Saberspark yeah DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS SHITTY MOVIE KIDS!
@spongecrocker1345 5 жыл бұрын
I meet Tom Kenny
@RoriHeere 5 жыл бұрын
Can you review Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas? It is so cringy that while we were watching this in class, I almost walked out of the room. It is based on Elf, but it has none of the magic from that movie.
@mix3k818 5 жыл бұрын
We need a new Bubsy game with the same color style as the first games, more stages and of course, some more purrsonality. Wait, this is a Saberspark video? This movie looks like trash. I hope you didn't turn insane from this pile of outdated CGI garbage.
@rbfloat 5 жыл бұрын
This movie suffers from what I like to call Shrek Syndrome. People think Shrek was solely popular because of adult humor and fail to realize that Shrek was a good movie due to the satire, good characters, a planned out plot and actual humor.
@jacksonturner3623 5 жыл бұрын
Arreee you being sarcastic or not Don't want to end up on r/wooosh
@mduardo 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the Lord Farquaad bone scene is pure GOLD
@Darkcyndermaya 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonturner3623 No it's actually a good point. Shrek is good satire.
@victorhernandez8723 5 жыл бұрын
Rootbeerfloat Productions Chicken Little is a prime example of that!
@SuperSwordman1 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, didn't think other people thought that. I mean, I think Shrek used up it's potential come the third movie (by which I mean the first two where good. 3 and 4 are bad). But again, Shrek knew what it was doing when it started. Wish people could see that.
@4nimeJax 5 жыл бұрын
"This is like a chick flick dude, except instead of a bunch of smoking babes it's a munchkin and a fat guy" *cries*
@egill624 5 жыл бұрын
*I have crippling depression*
@scorch2155 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly out of the whole movie that is the closet thing to a joke and I have to admit do to the rest of the movie I actually found it funny.
@zashgekido5616 5 жыл бұрын
W H E E Z E
@EddieMillerStudios 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna take what he just said, and post it as a review on Amazon."
@parker-boy98 5 жыл бұрын
*Saberspark posts that as a review on Amazon*
@AlphonzeBechstein 4 жыл бұрын
This is ironic because Tom Kenny got he idea for the Spongebob voice from a disgruntled mall elf
@brodiero-solar302 3 жыл бұрын
yeah
@SirBlackReeds 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he based it off of Elroy.
@minaashido5678 3 жыл бұрын
No wonder SpongeBob is so obnoxious
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
That's not irony that's coincidence
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
@@brodiero-solar302 if it wasn't for the Christmas shit I wouldn't fucking work!
@SK-Nyx 4 жыл бұрын
The elves count each individual Lego as a toy. Hence the 10 trillion.
@foxycinnamonkitten997 3 жыл бұрын
A bit tedious I may say
@iplayzgames8241 3 жыл бұрын
German military levels of inventory tracking
@minaashido5678 3 жыл бұрын
Oh that makes sense
@dr.altoclef9255 3 жыл бұрын
I mean I think each lego part has like, special serial numbers anyway.
@foxycinnamonkitten997 3 жыл бұрын
If so that's awful
@sandskrit13 5 жыл бұрын
The main villain has manic depression, owns a sweatshop, and sings about how great slavery is. _Is this the right movie?_
@curedreamfandubz4116 5 жыл бұрын
🙈
@nathanclark2424 5 жыл бұрын
Really getting the Christmas spirit feel, ain't you?
@wannabewyvern 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@wannabewyvern 5 жыл бұрын
And he also is 1400 years old
@Bear_Song 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, pretty sure it is.
@NormasWitnesses 5 жыл бұрын
Even in a movie this bad, Tom Kenny is *always* a welcome prescence.
@shwahgamer 4 жыл бұрын
He's also in one scene in Re-Animated: that shitty live action/animation hybrid movie from cartoon network and he's the only person who's still even giving half a damn for a single scene. (Where he was actually there and not just doing a character voice)
@pinkfox9364 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Kenny is KING
@christopherwallace7903 4 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Salmons You want to hear him sing about exposed breasts? No? Well, here you go...
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
His voice is the one thing that sustains your sanity in this
@WillieManga 4 жыл бұрын
But the stuff the script has him do is just... uncomfortable. The way he said "Detroit" was particularly weird.
@gnbman 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, that rapping elf might not be racist. *"DEE-TROIT"* Never mind.
@WillieManga 4 жыл бұрын
You also got Tom Kenny singing about... slavery... please tell me you felt uncomfortable with this, Tommy.
@gnbman 4 жыл бұрын
@@WillieManga I don't think the slavery song was racist though, since it was clearly depicted as still being a bad thing. It was just weirdly dark humor for a kids' movie.
@tseye2478 4 жыл бұрын
I will DEE-TROIT smash the person who wrote that script
@tlebron8426 4 жыл бұрын
Tseye247, they truly will be DESTROID!!!
@miguelvillegas7049 4 жыл бұрын
T Lebron Destroid _aw yeah, this is big brain time_
@ThePurrplePuff 3 жыл бұрын
hol up. If Santa's real name is Chris Kringle, then his brother is literally *D I N G L E K R I N G L E*
@doctornick17 Жыл бұрын
*D I N G L E K R I N G L E*
@ravenskylord3143 Жыл бұрын
D I N G L E K R I N G L E
@scaredandconfused 11 ай бұрын
*D I N G L E K R I N G L E*
@FloofyReks 8 ай бұрын
D I N G L E K R I N G L E
@eatfriesplspls 8 ай бұрын
D I N G L E K R I N G L E
@ladylunaginaofgames40 5 жыл бұрын
14 hundred years? Not only is the inventory is unrealistic, but Santa's origins are unrealistic since the type of pirate he represents didn't exist until 1400-1500 A.D. He should of been a Viking.
@MrSpeedysam60 4 жыл бұрын
Considering the fact that parts of Santa originated from Odin, that seems highly appropriate.
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSpeedysam60 Okay then
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSpeedysam60 Is that also where the elves came from?
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSpeedysam60 So Santa Claus is Odin?
@drawnwithlove3499 4 жыл бұрын
Odin was Santa the whole time, he didn't die in Ragnarok, instead he abandoned his freaking kingdom to become Santa Claus, who can be easily killed by falling off a roof
@poweroffriendship2.0 5 жыл бұрын
**gets hit by a bowling ball** Me: _F I N L A N D ! ! !_
@lillyandfreinds67 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey its you again
@YaBoyJa0234 5 жыл бұрын
Excellent reference!
@yopassthefuckinsalt922 5 жыл бұрын
Reference for what?
@sandskrit13 5 жыл бұрын
No, I said _ENGLAND_
@keynanmartinez 5 жыл бұрын
Where's the leak ma'am?
@0ctopusComp1etely 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I just appreciate the originality for the ol' Saint Nick's origin story. It's not everyday you see Christmas started by an inappropriately-era'd pirate and his obviously Waluig- I mean treacherous brother. On another personal level, about the only vague, vague memories I have of this game are of the elves belittling the player via poop jokes and mooning. So the movie actually seems to have been pretty faithful to the source material.
@parker-boy98 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but they got the origin of the Elf Bowling game wrong. In the game, Santa's getting revenge against striking elves. Here, Santa accidentally threw a ball at them, and they loved it for some weird reason.
@dr.altoclef9255 2 жыл бұрын
The sequel had jokes about "I got lei'd!" and "Hey, I've got crabs-" if I remember right.
@Gvair22 Жыл бұрын
The idea for Santa the pirate is nonsensical
@Niskara Жыл бұрын
I also seem to recall that on rare occasions, one of the elves' heads gets torn off and sparks shoot out. Also, you can kill a reindeer
@jiro383 4 жыл бұрын
17:21 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE PETRIFIES MY PEG LEG JOKE. That one also seems incredibly innuendo.
@wingedmirage4226 5 жыл бұрын
To be honest, the idea of Santa being a pirate or other bad person, but feeling guilty about it, thus leading to him trying to make up for it via Christmas, is actually an interesting idea. It's just mangled like the rest of this movie.
@AJPlayinGames 5 жыл бұрын
A similar idea is explored in William Joyce's Guardians of Childhood book series, which was adapted into the Rise of the Guardians movie from Dreamworks. They don't go into Santa's origins in the movie, but in the books he was originally a bandit.
@BJGvideos 5 жыл бұрын
@@AJPlayinGames Oh yeah? I only saw the movie but I suspected he had been something unsavoury.
@r.j.penfold 4 жыл бұрын
@@AJPlayinGames I was about to bring that up! Russian sword fighter Santa is the best Santa.
@elorahbillustrator 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the movie was a sequel to the books which I thought was pretty cool 😊
@emperorarkoos2919 5 ай бұрын
Violent night did this concept pretty well.
@NotOfTroy 5 жыл бұрын
"Stonehenge guys" Apparently Saberspark has never heard of Easter Island
@theinkiestweyo6791 4 жыл бұрын
🗿
@doubleaura9387 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@thetobester24 4 жыл бұрын
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@andrewgan557 4 жыл бұрын
Moai
@mattaffenit9898 4 жыл бұрын
The movie clearly doesn't give a shit. Why should he?
@michaelanderson3958 3 жыл бұрын
"It petrifies me peg leg" You really let that one slip and we all suffered
@gunkgirl 4 жыл бұрын
*_elves must be happy_* Elf: _has clinical depression_ Santa: *gotta break your ankles now*
@oragethefurrykiller9194 2 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@StickMaster500 5 жыл бұрын
I can already see this movie being a timeless Christmas classic, right next to Eight Crazy Nights starring Adam Sandler and that's a Hanukkah movie!
@mariannadawson1925 5 жыл бұрын
Eight Crazy Nights wasn't terrible but it wasn't great either. Still like the only Chanukah movie I'm aware of
@TrafalgarD.Shambles 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly i'm the few people who actually likes [8 Crazy Nights.]
@voughklry8362 5 жыл бұрын
Wait Stick master not on a TF2 video????
@SmartAlec1 5 жыл бұрын
@@voughklry8362 you're new to this...
@slopceo 5 жыл бұрын
Stick ok dude I see you in the comments of like every vid I watch
@allybilski7771 5 жыл бұрын
*WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE* *I WAS PLAYING E L F B O W L I N G*
@freddybear2005 3 жыл бұрын
19:44: “This movie has officially jumped the shark.” No, Saber, this movie got eaten by the shark before it could even jump.
@Guntherson220 4 жыл бұрын
"We love having our ankles broken" Hey some people are S's and some people are M's, who am I to judge being neither.
@minaashido5678 3 жыл бұрын
This movie is full to the brim of fart and poop and butt jokes ... very classy
@quitequeerquesadilla 3 жыл бұрын
o h -
@clogiz 5 жыл бұрын
The similarities between the villain and Tom Kenny's other voice acting roles is kinda creepy. •Tom played the ice king who had penguin slaves •The villain Tom played had penguins to help him cheat •Tom played patchy the pirate •The villain Tom played was a pirate That's wack
@curedreamfandubz4116 5 жыл бұрын
Psante
@emblemblade9245 5 жыл бұрын
If we ever get a movie with Waluigi Tom had better voice him
@clogiz 5 жыл бұрын
@@emblemblade9245 indeed
@jacksullivan4741 5 жыл бұрын
So this what the pirate from spongebob does in his off time
@spookyrosev6467 5 жыл бұрын
Jack Sullivan The Secret Origin of Patchy the Pirate
@AllenShircliff 5 жыл бұрын
His name is Patchy the pirate
@indigowendigo8165 5 жыл бұрын
I thought you were talking about The Flying Dutchman, I forgot about Patchy. :p
@Sonichero151 5 жыл бұрын
@@indigowendigo8165 Tom is patchy..... The ghost of the flying Dutchman is actually ...... Captain Knuckles....
@jacksullivan4741 5 жыл бұрын
I meant that painting pirate from the intro
@Sophia-xt9qb 4 жыл бұрын
Legend says they forced Tom Kenny to voice record while being tied up in a basement
@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 жыл бұрын
I err, uh, have to agree with you!
@Hardc0re_L0ser 4 жыл бұрын
4:30 *"DoNt fOrGEt tO gRAb yOuR bAlLS"*
@thejay8963 4 жыл бұрын
*MOAN*
@75JUNAKI 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Lake Charles Uhh............
@idkman8691 3 жыл бұрын
“Anything you say! My sweet dear brother!”
@foxamisu3911 3 жыл бұрын
Sir yes sir
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
I already did
@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton 5 жыл бұрын
The Ice King singing about Slavery Never thought I’d hear it
@vanessaaiselbrown3521 5 жыл бұрын
B O I.
@parker-boy98 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Tom Kenny's face looked like when he read those lines
@LeBeauYT 5 жыл бұрын
Spongebob singing about slavery
@michaelboydston313 5 жыл бұрын
dear god
@ggjade 5 жыл бұрын
Oddly fitting
@deppheadsunited2924 5 жыл бұрын
"Santa's immortal and the humanity just has to deal with him throughout the centuries".........................until Tim Allen makes him fall off a roof.
@ZorotheGallade 5 жыл бұрын
But you can't destroy Santa, if you kill him you become him
@Maddy-ny8dz 5 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume this isn't Tim Allen's Santa Claus
@johnnyweissmuller5559 5 жыл бұрын
HEY, YOU!
@parker-boy98 5 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume all Santas are the same
@ericbeilmann3649 5 жыл бұрын
falling off of roofs. Santa's one weakness. It makes me wonder why he spends so much time on them.
@Azure70 4 жыл бұрын
0:16 Saber: Who thought this needed a movie? Emoji Movie: Hello there
@yourdarknessawaits3895 4 жыл бұрын
General Kamoji!
@sonnypotts4218 4 жыл бұрын
i thought the emoji movie was ok
@mariajimenafigueroa8311 4 жыл бұрын
Umm, what does The Emoji Movie had to do with this video?
@Haildarklordvader 4 жыл бұрын
@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 that it is P O I N T L E S S.
@DrierLocket7477 5 ай бұрын
Angry Birds movie as well
@WillieManga 4 жыл бұрын
"We could really use that in De-Troit." What? Detroit didn't even exist a thousand years ago. How could you have come from Detroit??
@ryukthedarkrai4259 5 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most epic anime crossover of all time •Spongebob •Ice King •Elves •Santa •Waluigi •Jeopardy •Kids Next Door Remind me again why this is bad?
@radicaljoedst1365 5 жыл бұрын
Because they aren't gnomes.
@sophsfavvids 5 жыл бұрын
0:04 here's plenty of proof
@mariajimenafigueroa8311 5 жыл бұрын
What about the penguins of Madagascar?
@turkeycat5090 2 жыл бұрын
I admit,I like this movie. It's funny and hilarious
@user-ph4vk9lx9o 2 жыл бұрын
I hear captain knuckles from flapjack as well
@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын
I’d rather bowl with gnomes, because they’re not elves.
@Mate397 5 жыл бұрын
That's elfist.
@RandomKourosh 5 жыл бұрын
Ha
@emili0645 5 жыл бұрын
You have mere seconds to live
@InvalidCharacter 5 жыл бұрын
Myes myes
@spartan_ma777 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not a gnoblin. I'm not a gnelf! *_Im a GnOMe, and you've been GNOOOMed!!_*
@whichcache2517 4 жыл бұрын
The saddest part is that I can actually see potential for an Elf Bowling Movie. The general idea behind the series is that the elves have gone on strike, and so to dissuade them from doing so, Santa bowls them over with bowling balls. So if they did a regular take on the Santa mythos, but had Dingle be some resentful elf trying to take over Christmas by hypnotizing elves, and the only way to save the day is by bowling them over, then I think they would've had a much better movie.
@sansational15 4 жыл бұрын
This movie feels like I'm watching a PS2 cutscene.
@-budgie-4923 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed your Wheatley profile picture
@sansational15 3 жыл бұрын
@@-budgie-4923 Yeah, I really love Portal. And Wheatley was my first crush.
@wilsonjonah 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... a really really really BAD PS2 cutscene
@johnathan8267 2 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow Wheatley!
@sansational15 2 жыл бұрын
ANOTHER Wheatley fan?! YES! I LOVE HE!
@CultOfNothoon 5 жыл бұрын
Nitpick, but it isn't a "Stonehenge head". It was a Moai statue from Easter Island. Very different things.
@nirriii 5 жыл бұрын
Every time he calls them Stonehenge heads makes me want to scream.
@Benzinilinguine 5 жыл бұрын
"But Stonehenge is the only large stone formation I know"
@isharkyshark3974 5 жыл бұрын
🗿
@carlosalmonacid8958 5 жыл бұрын
Stonehenge is in the U.K. and Easter island is off the coast of Chile. They are thousands of miles apart!
@Sonicjohnson10 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I just chuckled at that line. XD
@samm4857 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh white beard, you’re such a big one” * chemistry-esque staring * *”Brother, keep your hot strudel in your pants”*
@Craze_1209 4 жыл бұрын
Says the one who let’s their strudel hop to Fiji without him
@calliecorn 4 жыл бұрын
*That's not very PG Family Friendly Clean*
@yvyrose195 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it. XD
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
O_O
@charmandyorton006 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that you added "chemistry-esque"
@johnpants6576 5 жыл бұрын
In my humble opinion this movie represents the old game perfectly... I've never actually played the game though but that's beside the point
@_bee_2578 4 жыл бұрын
"we could use some of that in Detroit." That ended me
@Jakepearl13 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t have S H I T-
@jacobtheorangeyoshi8710 5 жыл бұрын
The worst thing Tom Kenny was ever in. i think One Course Meal was a better role than this.
@greenbyrd2224 5 жыл бұрын
Positive?
@kimifw58 5 жыл бұрын
Worse than Transformers 2?
@ikedatike2533 5 жыл бұрын
@@kimifw58 way worse!
@asher8754 5 жыл бұрын
That’s gone with the wind compared with this
@merrittanimation7721 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he in Rapsittie Street Kids?
@IexoPeoa 5 жыл бұрын
You missed quite possibly one of the most blatant innuendos in there at 17:21 : "Oh lassie, ya petrifies me peg leg and makes me heart pound!"
@doubleaura9387 4 жыл бұрын
What's that adult joke for?
@liquidsandwich1052 4 жыл бұрын
@@doubleaura9387 petrify my peg leg = erection
@r.j.penfold 4 жыл бұрын
What the FUCK?!
@problem3412 4 жыл бұрын
*_h-he doesn't have a peg leg...._*
@masterzoroark6664 4 жыл бұрын
Sexual Scootman
@biflag3379 3 жыл бұрын
I can never unhear Dingle as Waluigi. Especially with what he says at 8:36
@rutabagakoala 4 жыл бұрын
12:14 that looks like something you see in a sfm animation
@NormasWitnesses 5 жыл бұрын
Can't forget the guy who voiced Santa, who's no longer with us. R.I.P. Joe Alaskey
@benjackson7872 4 жыл бұрын
He was one of the best versions of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
@Craze_1209 4 жыл бұрын
Cheer up, you got 69 likes now, but still, rip 😔
@youtubeuserdan4017 4 жыл бұрын
@@Craze_1209 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE MY MAN?
@agvulpine 4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeuserdan4017 that's Spinel from Steven Universe.
@bluehat6109 4 жыл бұрын
@@agvulpine don't worry she just tried a chilly pepper
@memesarecool4363 5 жыл бұрын
"BrOtHeR yOu KeEp yOuR HoT sTrOoDlE iN yOuR pAnTs" Me:excuse me? There's children watching
@JackTheBreadGuyOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
@residentflamingo115 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dankswagydawgy6129 5 жыл бұрын
Dad where my stroodie
@raccoonwithwifi2252 4 жыл бұрын
8:36
@cutecartsy5709 4 жыл бұрын
*strudel
@ThetaLavWavess 4 жыл бұрын
4:30 'dOnT fOrGeT tO gRaB yOuR bAlLs!'
@coolness1768 11 күн бұрын
💀
@wonkusbonkus8528 4 жыл бұрын
2:54 *THIS* IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PUT HIM IN SMASH! he needs to make money SOMEHOW
@deadlockraven1849 4 жыл бұрын
I would have just taken some porn if I was him.
@demonfire691 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but the slow motion “poop” from Santa kills me every time I hear it.
@yolkyostritch1692 4 жыл бұрын
4:01
@dragonslayersworkshop8598 3 жыл бұрын
P O O P
@dr.altoclef9255 2 жыл бұрын
The enunciation, maybe. You can practically hear him spitting as he says it.
@just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 жыл бұрын
Those penguins are furry bait
@Mate397 5 жыл бұрын
The girl penguin on the picture is one for sure.
@TheaArtsFox 5 жыл бұрын
THIS channel is Furry Bait…
@ivancalderon4208 5 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog once again!
@sandragordon9496 5 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE XD?
@JohrnyReport 5 жыл бұрын
fucking atrocious bait tou
@bionicmagi6388 4 жыл бұрын
*sees footage of Elf Bowling the game* *flashbacks to age 4* .....................I think I suppressed all memory of that game.
@sarahlilly1745 3 жыл бұрын
“Ten trillion in counting.” *”LIAR!”*
@hypnotic13371337 5 жыл бұрын
0:32 Waluigi continuing his vacation from working in video games
@stasing_0718 5 жыл бұрын
He’s not even at Smash
@dapperdrink 5 жыл бұрын
@@stasing_0718 *cough* assist trophy *cough*
@michaeltenenbaum8450 5 жыл бұрын
He thought he needed a vacation after falling into a depression from getting snubbed for Smash
@notacryptobrodontworry266 5 жыл бұрын
This explains why he isn't in smash
@RomoBomo 5 жыл бұрын
He's still an assist trophy.
@BugsyFoga 5 жыл бұрын
"Who Pooped in the peaNUT Barrel"
@skyhai3689 5 жыл бұрын
Nutboy did it
@runawaytrain7925 5 жыл бұрын
Aren't you all forgetting something!? "Don't forget to grab your balls!"
@LinkieLinkGameing 5 жыл бұрын
pea into her NUT... Wait
@korprikall9000 5 жыл бұрын
Nutboy busted the nut! Wait a second
@nickgarraud6080 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I'm laughing because I think it's ridiculous that they would say this not because I think it's funny
@alexmiller2069 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you remember pirates in it, and stonehenge heads, and magic?" YeP tOtTaLy
@demonizer133 Жыл бұрын
Santa in this movie looks like the Ice Age baby all grown up
@kryppo4245 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who read it as elf blowing?
@andrewkim9848 5 жыл бұрын
Lenny face
@EddieMillerStudios 5 жыл бұрын
Well, we know where your mind is. 😂😂😂
@problem3412 5 жыл бұрын
*THAT'S WHAT I SAID*
@EddieMillerStudios 5 жыл бұрын
What?
@onyxsavior7179 5 жыл бұрын
Kypros Christofi
@zackyezek3760 5 жыл бұрын
There's a reason these bad, obscure animated movies usually have that "clay" or "rubber" 3D look. It comes down to high end vs. cheaper computer graphics. That look requires far less textures and other graphical effects per frame to render, such as elaborate shading & physics models, which means it can be done on way cheaper systems in a reasonably short time. Bad CGI often has a similar plastic effect, and for the same reasons.
@kirb9819 5 жыл бұрын
Zack Yezek thanks for the info I didn't know that
@dead9247 4 жыл бұрын
In their favour, they probably only could borrow a little bit of money so they saved it by making the models look plastic.
@gargoyles9999 4 жыл бұрын
Zack Yezek shouldn't those cheaper models slowly catch up to high end though? I mean look at how computer tech has progressed since TOY STORY 1, and yet graphics systems are being used that somehow still appears to be 25-30 yrs behind. I can imagine in 2050 movies will still look pre 2000.
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
I thought they were trying for a Rankin Bass look, LOL
@1Hol1Tiger 4 жыл бұрын
Huh.. I kind of assumed in this case that the Clay-Like Design were meant to be an homage to the Rankin-Bass Claymation movies, but I guess I was giving them more credit
@euro_thememer1101 4 жыл бұрын
*I love how they made fun of our flagship city here in Michigan*
@kingjamization 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. Especially since I live in Ann Arbor
@EddieMillerStudios 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Coldwater.
@grandetaco4416 3 жыл бұрын
Another lesson learned in "Always review the video before showing it to your kids."
@yankeediva92 5 жыл бұрын
So apparently there was a planned sequel to be released fall of 2008, 'Elf Bowling 2 The Great Halloween Pumpkin Heist'. You can guess why it was cancelled.
@PrincessAshley972 5 жыл бұрын
RolyaRain and he mentions it at the end of the video. Guess you should have finished before commenting
@yankeediva92 5 жыл бұрын
@@PrincessAshley972 Guess you should have woken up with a better attitude.
@jpegmilitia 5 жыл бұрын
*KEEP YA HOT STRUDEL IN YA PANTS*
@vadifadoms 5 жыл бұрын
That dirty joke was so on the nose, and anyone who has any access to the internet could get it.
@doinurmom6378 5 жыл бұрын
Oh
@stupidjester2129 5 жыл бұрын
Who *pooped* in the *PEANUT BARRELL*
@SylentVoidkeeper 5 жыл бұрын
Blueboy The Stupid Inkling *ohhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ*
@EddieMillerStudios 5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me?!
@Abi_Purplegal 4 жыл бұрын
6:25 We’re just Packers fans - Nostalgia Critic *gets shot after*
@wolfiehatesgoogle 3 жыл бұрын
*Even worse than pirates.*
@elliottyancey804 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, it just me or did santa cry "Vietnam" when he got pushed off at 4:49...
@MegaBeka89 5 жыл бұрын
Who would win? Entire elf army vs *some bowling ball boii*
@AverytheCubanAmerican 5 жыл бұрын
“Why does this movie exist?” Good question
@spartan_ma777 5 жыл бұрын
Legend says that no one could figure it out
@TheTexasBr0 5 жыл бұрын
I think it only exists to make us suffer.
@angel3sappin914 5 жыл бұрын
God made those humans greedy bastards who want to make money out of everything irrelevant
@misterninetyseven2898 4 жыл бұрын
14:26 The voice acting is so hideous that you have to laugh. The intentional jokes aren't funny; it's the unintentional humor that makes this movie a laugh a minute sometimes
@MONSTAboyGaming Жыл бұрын
NooooooooooOOOOOOOO… *OOOOOOOOOO-*
@mariajimenafigueroa233 6 ай бұрын
@@MONSTAboyGaming For real, I love that it went from a lifeless "no" to a big dramatic "NOOOOO"
@stephsaguudefan1753 3 жыл бұрын
"He can' howd awn....He too fat!" I actually laughed out loud. This was INCREDIBLY entertaining to watch. I feel like this counts as a good bad movie. The kind you would show someone just to have fun seeing their reactions.
@EddieMillerStudios 5 жыл бұрын
"WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!?!" needs to be a new channel meme.
@Craze_1209 4 жыл бұрын
*What a hangover!*
@BraninT 5 жыл бұрын
It's probably a lot harder for voice actors, even hugely successful ones, to judge the quality of an animation project before it's released since it's just them in a sound booth... provided the studio ca actually afford to rent out a recording studio.
@LooneyCartoonMan 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Kenny is not only in this movie, his wife, Jill Talley as well as Joe Alaskey (RIP to him, BTW) are in this movie as well.
@Phobos_Anomaly 4 жыл бұрын
"Rex Piano"... *5 seconds later* "....which is clearly his forte" I see what you did there.
@gamerguyandsomenumbers 5 жыл бұрын
Bowling- Broke Elf Bowling- *W O K E*
@BlazeHeartPanther 5 жыл бұрын
considering some of the stereotypes in this film.....
@PaladinJones 5 жыл бұрын
Child: Where did Santa come from? Dad: uh...he was a pirate on a ship called the Filthy......toe? Child: A pirate??? Dad: YES, and he loved....bowling. Child: Santa sounds amazing, and daddy? Dad: yes? Child: When will you stop drinking?
@TarhosTheKnight 3 жыл бұрын
8:26 Did she just say "You shat a big one"?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@leaf_teaf2107 3 жыл бұрын
“Call my lawyers”, Oml thank god Walugi is the best person here 😂
@PokeDude011 5 жыл бұрын
"We could really use THAT in Detroit!" uh wut
@1Hol1Tiger 4 жыл бұрын
You see.. He's black and Detroit is notirious for being... a crime ridden slum made up of the ruins of the American Auto Industry.... and has a high black population... So just some casual racism
@jamesduncan6729 4 жыл бұрын
@@1Hol1Tiger extreeeeemely casual, at that
@AvocAdo5096 5 жыл бұрын
Next you should review "I downloaded a ghost" by Disney. It's cringy and bad acting and bad effects and kinds ripping off home alone. It also includes my Drama teacher as the reporter guy near the end
@victorhernandez8723 5 жыл бұрын
Avocado You’re making that up!
@AvocAdo5096 5 жыл бұрын
@@victorhernandez8723 I swear I'm not. Send me your discord and I can show you my drama teacher. Look for the movie and look for the reporter guy. I can send you a picture
@wendyokoopa7048 5 жыл бұрын
@@AvocAdo5096 same here
@alittlebitd3ad 5 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Zpd3lpaZxL2noaM.html
@parker-boy98 5 жыл бұрын
Well, Disney Channel is often full of crap, I prefer Classic Disney
@Oscpizzamaker126 4 жыл бұрын
2:58 Nobody: No one: Not a single soul: Not even the gods themselves: Captions: why Luigi number two The video: waluigi number one
@FurryWrecker911 4 жыл бұрын
23:39 growing up playing the original game I remember seeing things that my 5 year old eyes should not have seen, such as the elves taunting you by pulling their pants down and smacking their butts. You could also set them on fire so they'd be mostly naked, so the humor is par for what the games had.
@Lolwutburger_LWB 5 жыл бұрын
17:21 This line gets better once you actually take a look at both of his legs.
@one4all123 5 жыл бұрын
Cause when I think Santa I think of him bowling with elves for pins
@NapNup41 5 жыл бұрын
Also a former pirate
@michaeltoastman 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and I also think of great movie material when I see a terrible flash game with no substance.
@mrinternetguy3625 4 жыл бұрын
I swear I literally *DIED* at 16:19
@philip_apto_belgio 3 жыл бұрын
Wait... did Star wars :the rise of skywalker steal this scene (20:15) ,it is exactly the same
@FoxMan_FF 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, I know Tom Kenny is a living legend, but you failed to mention that Santa himself was voiced by the late Joe Alaskey, best known as the voice of several Looney Toons characters for MANY years.
@nathanclark2424 5 жыл бұрын
I thought he sounded familiar. Which ones?
@FoxMan_FF 5 жыл бұрын
I remember he was one of Mel Blanc's replacements, specifically, so in addition to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, he voiced many of the other characters he had voiced in the past. I also know he was the voice of Plucky Duck on Tiny Toon Adventures, so there's that.
@EddieMillerStudios 4 жыл бұрын
Lou Pickles from _Rugrats_
@lillianm149 5 жыл бұрын
7:38 *knocks them over* CALL MY LAWYER *YaY*
@trimovies1428 3 жыл бұрын
20:20 Elf Wars Episode: 1 The Phantom Dingle
@flamethefirefox9006 4 жыл бұрын
21:25 ROCKET MAN, I’M BURNING OUT MY FUSE OUT HERE ALONE!!!! XD It had to be done Merry Xmas 2019
@pocketchia374 5 жыл бұрын
They had a song... about slavery....
@gilatrouble295 5 жыл бұрын
10/10
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Voiced by Starscream!
@Amnamnimnus 5 жыл бұрын
SLAVES built the pyramids SLAVES built the Parthenon SLAVES built America SLAVES this is your song Thank you SLAVES
@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын
Waluigi is in this, but not Smash
@Fred_Derp 5 жыл бұрын
He's technically in smash cuz he's an assist trophy and a spirit.
@scorch2155 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he dodged a bullet since everyone but Kirby gets massacred by the big bad in 3 minutes.
@tinx713 5 жыл бұрын
He’s also been a virgin for 1400 years apparently....
@switchblade6 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fred_Derp That doesn't fucking count
@humblememer2640 5 жыл бұрын
Waluigi knew he'd never be in smash so he turned to being an actor. Not working so well...
@WC3fanatic997 3 жыл бұрын
Looking back on it, I *_will_* give them some credit that this is one of the more unique Santa Claus origin stories.
@somedandy7694 4 жыл бұрын
7:24 - also acceptable would have been Princess Bride's Valerie: "LIAR!"
@georgvqz 5 жыл бұрын
"talking Stonehenge heads?" Easter island Saber... Not even close.
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
@@AngelBunnyOrAtLeastOneOfEm Same thing
@discontinuedchannel5172 5 жыл бұрын
1:28 I believe you mean Easter Island heads? Stonehenge doesn’t have heads.
@comatose1818 5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU Someone pointed it out
@ratatwang659 5 жыл бұрын
🗿
@foretold9236 5 жыл бұрын
and they aren’t from fiji
@GleeChan 5 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the same thing.
@thejay8963 5 жыл бұрын
We came from the 🗿🥜
@carsongold03 4 жыл бұрын
The Detroit quote at 22:02 came out of nowhere.
@bauer2794 3 жыл бұрын
19:37 *You know what he said, Saber.*
@danielthomas7222 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, I get that they needed to take their mind off Mrs Obama’s death, but why did the Penguins of Madagascar choose to be in this film?
@TheFlamingDoh2 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Thomas WAIT WHAT
@monroe7532 5 жыл бұрын
Floornine don’t worry, she’s still kicked in her new golden knee-high boots
@RenSugiura 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFlamingDoh2 yes, Trump said the N-word.
@amongblox_usa 5 жыл бұрын
MRS. OBAMA! GET DOWN!
@gracekim25 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Thomas wait what?😅
@jacksonpriestap3685 5 жыл бұрын
Waluigi made it into Elf Bowling instead of Smash.
@amongblox_usa 5 жыл бұрын
wah.
@thedidster4547 5 жыл бұрын
wah
@animekitty6460 5 жыл бұрын
wah
@Ricardowieringa 5 жыл бұрын
Wah
@aflashfan1008 5 жыл бұрын
W A H
@oddcrafter1270 3 жыл бұрын
13:15 - Starscream's sounding a bit different...
@timbull194 4 жыл бұрын
Hold up, this movie ripped of captain hadock from Tintin!! Santa used the blistering barnacles line!! The heck!!
@CobaltThunder267 5 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. God. I remember this movie??? We "watched" it one Christmas season at my church while we were doing a parents/children movie night. The parents went to the youth's side of church and watched "It's a Wonderful Life", and we got to see the original "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"... unfortunately, that's about 20 minutes long, so we got to watch *this* afterwards; I blame poor planning. Of all the children's Christmas movies out there, we had to watch this one.
@teddyfurstman1997 5 жыл бұрын
I feel for yeah. It's such a cringy experience.
@Pipkiablo 5 жыл бұрын
At a church?! With some of these jokes, I'm amazed that no one ran in and turned it off the second they overheard what was going on onscreen!
@EddieMillerStudios 5 жыл бұрын
How'd they handle the hot strudel remark?
@CobaltThunder267 5 жыл бұрын
@@EddieMillerStudios Hah! I don't remember, but that must've been interesting... I honestly have no idea why we finished it lol
@Deltarii 5 жыл бұрын
Dingle looks like Tingle mixed in with Waluigi.
@amongblox_usa 5 жыл бұрын
wa
@problem3412 5 жыл бұрын
*wahaha*
@problem3412 5 жыл бұрын
Waluigi where were *YOU* in mariokart 7????!?!?!?!?!??!
@dr.altoclef9255 5 жыл бұрын
Tinguluigi-
@filletofish2200 5 жыл бұрын
Hwee Hwee
@Chaos42666 3 жыл бұрын
Fun story, at the local library this movie resides in the adult (PG-13+ mostly) section and requires you to be an adult to rent it
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