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I learned my ex-wife was having multiple affairs on Tinder, gave her two weeks to move out. When she left, she initially took just the essentials and some personal items, and she was going to come back after getting settled in and renting a storage unit for the rest of her stuff. I wanted it out as soon as possible, and wanted to minimize the amount of time she spent in my apartment so she couldn't grab anything that wasn't hers, so I packed all of her stuff into boxes and stacked them near the door. When she came to pick up the first load of boxes, she got a phone call from one of the Tinder guys she had been seeing. Apparently, it was the one she was really hoping it would work out with, and he (basically) said he didn't want to see her anymore. At this point, she broke down in my kitchen, crying about how much she wanted it to work with this guy, woe is her, blah blah blah. All I could say was "It really sucks to learn that you're not good enough for someone, doesn't it?"

The game in the background is called "Spirit of the North" if anyone is interested. 🦊

"if you take care of people, they will take care of you. If you dont take care of people, They WILL take care of you" is such a good quote

"Karma is a b*tch" with the character Karma in the thumbnail, absolutely genius lmao

Oh dude that last one absolutely got to me- I suffer from PTSD that makes it difficult to deal with stressful situations at home, but working on anything else I'm fine. Like, if I'm yelled at at home, that really puts me in a bad way at home, but at work in a different environment it still stresses me out, but I'm fine to keep working. Just because we've got PTSD doesn't mean we're ticking time bombs. We're perfectly capable of working and functioning as normal human beings with the right help. I can't imagine not only having to go through the traumatic experience that OP went through to cause the PTSD, but also being treated so horribly because of their PTSD, causing even more stress and anxiety until they won the case- So fucked up.

After a concert, someone pulled ahead of me aggressively, cutting in line to leave. His car then stalls, and the event staff had to direct traffic to further ahead. It put me a lot closer to the exit than I was.

I have selective mustism At a restaurant a woman demand me and my family be thrown out bc we were disturbing everyone while we're sitting there and she's standing up yelling when she left she had to come back bc she left her phone in the napkins the table was already cleaned up. She had to get it from the trash

Friends mean stepdad was always knocking her around and criticizing her, showed up and decided i would be helping her with yard work. We pile up this bundle of shrubs in the fire pit while he stands there criticizing our pace and method of clearing brush awhile nursing a beer and claiming he had a bad back. She tries to get it lit and he insults her weak fire starting skills, overlooking that the wood is green and despite this a low fire has started near the bottom. He takes a bottle of fire starter and generously squirts it on the brush immediately starting not only the brush, but also his legs on fire. Needless to say nobody rushed to his aide. He was laid up for weeks and permanently scarred. Same jerk decided to marry a gal in the states while already married in canada, each wife got half in the divorce.

Why was it necessary to kick the dog to get him/her to move? What a jerk! Too bad none of those cans broke the big toe of whichever foot he used!

How about triple karma that happened in mere seconds? Me and my 2 friends were walking down the street. It was early winter so the road was very slippery and 2 of us walked very slowly and carefully. The third friend, who wasn't as bothered, kept smirking at us, telling us how we are babies for being so afraid. Anyways, just a few minutes into the walk, smurking friend slipps and falls with a soft, but very comical "Ah?" My other friend sees this and revenge-laughs so hard her head went up with enough force to make her loose her balance and fall downwards as well. Me, the genius, started waving my hands around, ranting: "Well, that trully should be a lesson for both of yoOOOOAAAAA Yeap, i also fell, mid-sentence and full on on my face right beside my friends. All 3 of us started laughing hysterically at this point. Fortunatelly no one got hurt and i think that is one the best carma and friendship little moments of my life.

A similar incident happened where instead of someone saving me my friend was being bullied. I punched the guy so hard in the face that instead of taking him to the principal office I had to take him to the medical office

Mine is just another car story. Some Ahole was trying to pass everyone in a construction zone and decided that I was going to let him in. Well I was not. Well he tried to ram my car to force his way in. Well a cop saw him and pulled him over. No clue what he was sited for but being in a construction zone made the ticket 4X higher. That was some 30 years ago and I still laugh about it when ever I think about it.

Few WEEKS after I got fired from a crap job in 2009, they got robbed by thugs before closing. And not only that, they pointed the GUN at and had the A HOLE supervisor open the drawer who was in my personal "FBI Most Wanted" list... .They told me about it when I went to get some work shoes I left behind. I was smiling all the way driving back home. Went to eat at the most expensive restaurant in the city afterwards to celebrate.

My downstairs neighbors are buttholes, a tree fell on the guy’s truck😂😂😂😂😂

Story 3, I like to think that guy had no idea op was talking to him and he thinks op is crazy and did it on purpose. "Got you bitch" then immediately steps in hole and hurt himself.

I have a highway karma story too. Once me, my dad, and my little sister were stuck in traffic after a Daddy-Daughter night on the town(the city) because my dad had made a different turn than usual that he _thought_ would be quicker. Oops. Luckily we had our games and devices, so it wasn’t _as_ painful and boring as it should’ve been. There’s this completely empty lane so I ask dad to go there, but he tells me it’s especially reserved for emergency vehicles that _actually_ need to get going, like fire trucks and ambulances. But there’s one stupid idiot who just can’t waste time and goes into that lane, and some other stupid idiot cars drive up on that lane about 5 minutes later, and as such, they all got each other stuck again. Lol. Unfortunately, there was an ambulance on the highway also using that lane trying to get through, and that poor ambulance also got stuck. My dad and I were absolutely disgusted. (Lil sis is too bebe and busy with her game to know.) Someone out there who needed that ambulance, or was IN the ambulance, will have to just wait in agony and maybe even die, all because of a few selfish people who needed to save a few extra seconds… (That’s literally it. They all only got to drive for 5-7 seconds or LESS before getting stopped again. I try not to judge tho… maybe some of them had their own emergencies.)

Had a guy try to road rage me over me being statojnary on anarrow street, letting a coach through (in UK) he got out his car screamed abuse at me, saw my disabled parking permit and chose to be a dick about that making comments about me being disabled and useless and should not be allowed on the roads, so that healthy ppl can get around better. his face fel as he turned to go back to his car and realised the entire then had been filmed by an unmarked area car for the town police all of thise have cameras and had recorded his entire rant.

O MY GOD THAT AIRFORCE ONE KILLED ME😆

My ex left me for another girl during our senior of high school and made my life a living hell for a little bit. They didn't stay that long together and they broke up and we eventually graduated and went our separate ways. I went to college and he went into the army however he got kicked out during basic training because he tested positive for herpes and HIV. Apparently the girl he left me for had both of those and didn't tell him. Karma is indeed a bitch.

for those who don't realize, the anime character on the thumbnail is literally named Karma lol

Work for a small company with mainly me and 2 other co-workers we will call Tim and Nick. This one weekend Tim decided that I hadn't done my work properly and went running to Nick days later. I get pulled asided and was quizzed why which I had to explain I did. Few weeks later Tim got pulled aside by Nick been quizzed why with proof had they not done their work. Turns in a huge row with Tim very upset, Tim wanted me to take their side, I said I'm taking not sides. No one took my side when I was accused of not doing my work that I actually did.

that last story feels like the plot of a Telenovela

I once whacked my younger brother on the head with a fecking Thomas and friends die cast toy when I was two

I was in the middle of class and I will note the teacher of this class hade a very specific rule that was nice but can really backfire real fast the rule was if I didn't see it it didn't happen Again note this is middle school We have this class mate that I will name Claire (that's not her name) was very annoying and faked being a bunch of different religions well we have a lot of people in are school who where cloth over there heads (I forgot what there called) but there's nothing wrong with that it is ther religion to not take it off in public as I understand it and Claire knows this we are in the middle of lunch and she ripped it off of her head and well a lot of people took offense to that one in particular we will name her Rebecca now this was the hour after the math class with the I didn't see it rule 5 mouths of karma came on her hard because Rebecca started beating the f$@% out of Claire

POV: you only clicked because karma was in the thumbnail

The spring thing isn't the thing that slows down doors. The spring thing is a form of what we call a "door stop."

first story: San Diego native here, its true. you do have to claim bonfires pits early.

8:43 No. We don't.

Had an SUV pass me on a two lane, very curvey, no passing, icy, mountain hwy going way too fast. About a half hour later I passed them pulled over by a cop. SECOND driving at night in a snow storm on a two lane road. Had a pickup pass us kinda fast and reckless...dude. A few miles later my husband, I was driving, says "that's the guy!" He was 30ish feet down a steepish embankment sideways up against a fence. Dude...

New upload, sweet!

2:44 Income's the new manager?

Thanks for the stories bro. What game is this in the background? It looks interesting.

One of my favorite stories from a few years ago. One of the so-called gifted kids in my school was also working as a certified nursing assistant. Apparently he would make fun of the elderly patients he was tasked with, and or would mess with them, many of them had mental health, problems or straight up, had dementia, or other memory based problems. He straight up, admitted this to us in a room full of 20+ other kids many of them who were also in the same program and two teachers one being my para assistant, since I am disabled and the other being our chemistry teacher… A few weeks later, he is promptly pulled from the CNA program and is promptly kicked out of the class, justice has never been sweeter. PS I knew him last year and he was OK fast-forward to that year and he’s a prick, screw you douche bag kid.

5:36 king from one punch man vibes

That new manager sounds sound

19:13 that 🐕 got off easy and should of been jabbed with karma

@ 13:31 I got it the first time I'm not that stupid that you have to tell me twice

Jojo Siwa Title 💀

0:33 lol y’all got israeled

P.s the game is called spirit of the north

The first one is mad

Kira's a b-word in Story #13

Dan Wooton 😁

i have this game

I REALLY wish I had seen this post on Reddit...My best 'Karma is a bitch' moment was when I was working at an ice cream place (no, I won't say where,) and my manager threatened to fire me when I didn't fill the soft serve cones the way she wanted them filled (a small dollop of ice cream ON TOP of the small cone instead of filling the cone is the way she demanded it be done.) They charged $5 for a small soft serve cone. The day she threatened to fire me for arguing with her because I filled the whole cone, we had a HUGE brute of a mafioso-looking guy come order a cone that had ALMOST NO ICE CREAM ON IT, and he came back furious, demanding to 'speak with the manager' (read as violently scream at the 5' 1" petite, blond nepo-baby of a woman, who had no idea what to do about a 6' 4" mobster screaming at the top of his lungs and calling her every name there is in the food court of the mall,) about getting ripped off. She may have won the battle, but at the end of the day, she lost the war. She was humiliated and scared for her life by the end of the transaction. It took every ounce of humility in my person not to say 'I told you so, lady.' She looked like she was on the verge of crying for the rest of the day.

Quick question, what game is that?

I cannot place this dudes accent

Feel like the narrator is geordie

😂

Usually love this channel, but this video is almost an exact copy of another reddit one I have on a fave reddit playlist. Same stories, same order. About three or four different ones chucked in but yeah, disappointing. Oh, and that video came out three years ago.

how to watch oppenheimer for free bro?

I’m 9th

damn first commnet

Jesus loves you he died for you and he is here for you hell consumes you but Jesus is the only way out come to the lord and turn of the phone read the gospel and pray❤

7th

pepole dont hit others in the balls in can cause some bad damage only do it in self defense not just cause of some bully or small fight