2 that I left out: Hero Shot: You are very proud of yourself for beating the single player...But we all beat the single player. It's not that hard. Gizzco Weapons: You love Salmon Run and only play Salmon Run and have a black or white suit in Salmon Run...But you might not be that good at Salmon Run

As someone who loves splatana wiper, running into another wiper is pretty much what you saw in the video if we're lefted alone. We're so busy trying to one shot each other that we never think to use the range attack wit have lol

As a dapple dualies main I gotta say the goblin mode thing is so accurate when I use other weapons I often forget to not go into goblin mode

I'm a Luna Blaster main and that line "Anybody wanna play some more tower control?" couldn't have been more accurate.

Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 2: I enjoy winning Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 3: I enjoy losing Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 1: I enjoy time travel

As a Mini Splatling main, I can't confirm that I am just a figment of your imagination.

That part about the sploosh-o-matic was so accurate I started to wonder if you ever encountered me in a match before 😂 On a good day that push helps my team win and I get an absurd splat count. On a bad day, that's an immediate loss.

I first mained machine becuase I figured maining a meta weapon would make it easier to get into a team, but during that time I became addicted to the weapon and its playstyle because it felt every victory and death was earned, and overall greatly improved my mentality. I use it so much I went into salmon run and wondered why my fizzy bomb wasn't charging.

As a wiper main who came from Splat Charger, the point and click adventure helped me develop my aim and now I only miss 90% of the time.

As a splatana wiper main, that's exactly how every match with another wiper main goes. It's not just a ditto match, it's PERSONAL

I'm a Christmas newbie, so I'm not that familiar with the game yet. BUT, as an n-zap main hearing that refreshing noise when a teammate takes a drink from cooler is music to my ears.

As a jet squelcher main, I feel personally attacked but I can't deny it

As one of the 7 tri stringer mains i agree and definitely don’t want to snap my switch into two pieces

Tri-Stringer: You like playing with Legos and then leaving them out for people to step on Brushes: You don’t know what carpal tunnel is and no one has told you yet

as an aerospray mg user, the normal kills to death ratio is so realistic 😭

"if you say vanilla is your favorite, your basic" yes. The splatfest shall orove this.

This is honestly one of the best “what you main says about you” videos I’ve seen in a long time. All the other ones are just loser, shooter players who have never seen actual good players use certain weapons. They find anything to dunk on the “bad” weapons because they just don’t know how to play it. Good video.

5:46 As a dapple dualies main, i can confirm this is a superb warm-up technique we practice

3:49 I was waiting the whole video for Tri Slosher and that was the last thing I expected

Splat roller is absolutely accurate. I picked up the Splat Roller as soon as I could in Splatoon *ONE* and I'm STILL maining the thing to this day. I think it might have hypnotic powers or something at this point.

As a dapple dualies and splatana wiper main I can confirm that at the start of every match I turn into the goblin version of raiden and slice children’s toes in half

Nova is so spot on, you can't even paint well, you just see and mark.

As a inkbrush main, I can confirm that speed is the key to victory

As a Slosher main, I was less confused by the Zipcaster on the Deco and more confused by the marker. I have, indeed, accepted it, though. I've found that it can be surprisingly useful for helping teammates splat someone from a distance, which is saying a lot considering the Slosher is already a fairly long-range weapon.

I love how the splat brella and tent are broken because of glitches and netcode, then there's the undercover like "yeah, they'll fix us one day and I'll be good again... right?...right?" Anyway, I love my squeezer and my bucket of ice. Also I love specifically the carbon deco. There are no other rollers worth mentioning.

As a Hydra main, this is true. We just charge and hope people roll or drift into our rate of fire.

The last one is basically prochara in a nutshell and I love it.

As A dapple main I can confirm that I am not only an expert on rolling off the map and in denial of being outranged by man's best weapon, the Sploosh-o-matic, but I dearly miss the suction bomb launcher that made up for the dapple's short range in every way. That and I go into Goblin mode every time I use the tacticooler

As one of the 4 glooga mains, I can confirm that my shots will never be as accurate as the description you provided

As an S rank aero spray player i am deeply offended, i will now proceed to run straight into a roller because I'm not in range.

Extremely accurate with the splat roller for me. As soon as picked it up, i never let go. Not even the other rollers have the "humpf" for me. I'm not the best, but it's the only weapon where my kill count is higher than my death count.

As a Wiper, this is accurate and on point for splatana encounters… problem is.. our teams don’t let us have the pleasure of 1 on 1

aerospray is painfully accurate, I just like painting the stage not my fault everyone tries to kill me 😔

Spoon III truely is a game with weapons. And I have a natural talent in picking the worst of them to dedicate my life to (Undercover main with a L-3 secondary).

0:21 I just like burst bomb, so yes you're right

4:41 its funny, the ballpoint mains sold their soul to the devil a SECOND time. Now it's the best weapon in the game

I noticed a Typo about what you said about "Jr." mains. We main Splat Bombs/Torpedo's, the Jr. is just a Sub weapon.

As a hydra and dapple main I can confirm that these descriptions are indeed fact

This was really funny and well made. Loved the Yusuke meme 😭 keep it up!

Haven't see you videos in AGES. I really like the mini in person bits. Keep making content I wanna see more bruh

As a flingza roller main you are spot on.

As a Splash-o-matic player that's been rocking the weapon since Spat 1, that shit hurt man.... It really hurt.... ; - ;

Range blaster is spot on! I love using that weapon so much, and I must admit I am guilty of saving replays of direct hit solos with Range haha

Your humor really grew on me throughout the video. Well done :)

glad that you used the big swig roller glitch in recon mode instead of an actual battle!!

Hey Man I just wanted to share how much I absolutely love your Splatoon content. Such a breath of fresh air. This past August I finally decided to try making some Splatoon content myself, and you were a massive inspiration in taking that step - Here’s a well-deserved sub. Cheers brother.

1:38 the timing of the curling bomb coming in with the lil shout was PERFECTION😂

5:34 as an inkbrush main, ill never be able to use another weapon again without feeling slow. it is a curse.

02:01 As splat roller main, this so damn accurate XD

I missed when the umbrellas were a actually weapon class and not a bad idea/ waste of my time. They were my first love but now my eyes are set on another. (🏹 👀)

Yo, your bass playing keeps getting better every video. 👏👏🎉

I really liked ur outro, good job ❤

Dapple Dualies are so accurate. I play them when I do rainmaker and I go into a fugue state every match. I come to with a 25 kill count.

Genuinely the only ever video in the "What Your Favorite [Blank] Says About You" genre to ever make me actually laugh

2:55 funny, this also applies to TF2 Sniper mains, Widowmakee/Ana mains, and basically every sniper main from every shooter ever.

another mini splatling: you wanted a minigun, but hated how slow the other splattilings made you. so you go ZOOOOOOOMMMM

tetra dualies is just accurate and I love it tho you could've just put a screenshot of pure QR gear

As a Splattershot Pro main who uses it for the range without the commitment... honestly your description of the Snipewriter actually makes me want to try it out now

Mini Splatlings: Your controller has iredeemable drift and physically cannot move backwards anymore. Not thwt you ever did in the first place.

This is so funnyyy, oh my god XD Definitely subscribing, thanks for the video! ^^ And Splatterscope main here!

I discovered your channel when I was playing mhw and found this video for monster hunster weapons, now the same for Splatoon after I rediscovered your channel after starting to play splatoon again a few months ago. Nice

I love playing N-Zap. I yell "COME GET Y'ALL JUICE" and throw in the most inconvenient location imaginable. Ain't much but it's honest work

Loved the video and your bass VI 👍

Love how both of my perfered weapons have "YOU SICK FU-" in it

As a rare Dapple main, this is the most accurate thing I have ever seen in my life. I become a different, much more devious person when I begin a match as the Dapples.

As a sloshing machine main, I can confirm that using the weapon is NOT cheating. It's just making everyone think you are cheating because you're so good

3:21 Bamboo was actually doing fine before mpu came; Being a good support

Alternative L3 take: "Deep down, you want to use the Splash-o-matic, but you hate playing the 'meta' and don't like the Shot Pro, so you settled on this"

I'm normally not a shooter player. The rare shooters I have played, mainly being Borderlands 2, I mained a sniper. So when the Splatoon 3 Testfire came, I wanted to try it out with the chargers. Before I knew it, I was a Heavy main with it being my only 5 star weapon.

You got all my mains right and i feel like you got every mains so so right 😂 I was not expecting for the big swig undertale ref which hits a little too close too home. (And the brush section got me cackling)

0:33 The plan is: FIND, KILL

As a Splat Roller main: i try to play it like a slayer and sneak up on people with ninja squid and take them by surprise but I always misjudge the distance and end up swinging wildly at them just out of range until one of us get splatted 😂

As a splattershot Jr. main, my skill level varies from noob to veteran depending on how my day went

as a carbon main who's internet dies whenever it feels like it- you did not have to call me out like that

There are two types of bloblobbers: 1 “according to my calculations I will get three kills if I… oh, there is three seconds left my bad.” 2 “FUNI BUBBLE.”

5:37 octobrush is actually so good for going slow most the match but getting quick kills when you're faded 😭

It might've been 5 years since the carbon roller video, but glad to see nothing has changed.

7:06 What makes this hilarious is that me and a friend did EXACTLY that back in September when we played a few rounds of Splatana duels lol.

I love this!! Amazing video 😂 everything is true 🐙

2:08 that uh….I blame the servers? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1:40 Highly accurate

Love the hoodie! Also, I did not expect to be called out like that when you got to the bloblobber but it was very accurate, well done sir!

Freakin love the Flingza Roller. I hope it gets an alternate version soon

Bro this is the best what blank says about you I have ever seen.

Captain astronaut: 3:12 Every squiffer main: *cries*

3:01 As a E-Liter Main I am so Offended on something i 100% Agree on KEWK

I saw another video like this but your jokes were less juvenile and actually had good satirical insights at times.

I started out as an octobrush user cus I loved splatting people, but started using the big swig because I hated being at the worst inker on the team. I still use flingza sometimes to splat two birds with one stone

As a bloblobber main I hate doing math 4:09

5:18 I can relate.

0:22 this will be even more accurate now with the new kit released

No the description of the Tera Duelies are pretty spot on.

1:19 I'm not a 52 gal main but, there's one extremely valid reason you'd want Splat 3 to be more like Splat 2. Map design. Splat 3's map design is just freakin hallways, no flanks.

0:43 12 kills 3 deaths

bro 0:22 had me laughing for 3 minutes nonstop, good job cap!

As a splattershot Jr. main, I can confirm that people either under estimate or over estimate my skill level at the game. (I often get jumped by the entire team)

Does playing Splattershot immediately scream to the opponent “I am a bland boring white guy”? Absolutely. However, thank god for the Tentatek Splattershot because none of the weapons really spoke to me at launch until it came out. I will eat my pure mayo sandwich in the meantime.

5:54 you fucking bet I do

Ok, I'll give it up, that splash o matic one was fucking spot on, I feel that exact way about the weapon as you described unironically, but I'm probably not unique

To be honest, in the first opus, i wasn't able to chose my main, then in splatoon 2 appeared the dualies, and the splashdown, and i found both of these really fun to use. Then, i found the black tetra dualies (if its the english name of "double voltigeur noir") which was a dualies with splashdown, and i loved it, even tho at the start i didn't liked the bot bombs since i didn't know how to use them. And then, in Splatoon 3, since i was aware that the splashdown wasn't available anymore, i was thinking of what weapon i could use...and i stayed on the black tetra dualies, the reefslider replaced the splashdown, and it was at least as much cool, if not cooler, i don't think it's the best, but it's my favorite, and it's really cool to use