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Well the pyramids were created before Isaac Newton invented gravity so the weight of the blocks wasn't an issue back then

It’s easy to forget this guy is a real engineer

it's so impressive what this man can do with just a green screen and his sick sense of humor

I’d be pretty offended if I built a building and someone was like “yeah cats and dogs built those” like really what is it that easy?

"Do you know how messed up that is" "Slavery?" "No, not giving ME credit"

Props to the guy that translated everything the aliens said into English and to the cameraman in the space recording this without the aliens knowing.

I like how aliens are just people but with sunglasses lol

“Yeah aliens building a giant pyramid is a conspiracy but a fucking circle must be the aliens, where’s the consistency?”

"They would waste resources to build Pyramids instead of sewage systems" I thought the entire point of this was that we were idiots.

“Wait isn’t Zuckerberg from our planet” I’m dead

Just when you think humans couldn't get any dumber. Truer words were never spoken. Stonehenge laser tag 🤣

Cranes..or pyramid consultants or SNICKERS..you know..the 3 most essential things to build a pyramid 👌

I never skip the sponsors segment. It is so well integrated. They better be paying you extra dollars for this integration.

I like the idea that Aliens are just trolling us because we're that dumb

Know what though? Stonehenge IS a great laser tag arena. Nothing too fancy, just some good, circular laser-slaughter.

This whole video put a smile on my face, but when right guy said crop circles could actually be human made and THAT'S the one "we" think is actually made by aliens instead of the other "not possible" ones, that nearly destroyed me 😂

Instructions Unclear: Ate a Snickers and Now Have a Pyramid

"Are they morons?" "Yes. We've been over this." Critically underrated. No matter how good people see this line, it will always be underrated

Since his set is so simple, I bet a lot of people think they could do it too, but I doubt many will achieve the same level of comedic gold. Always love your content!

I swear Zach's videos are the only ones where I don't skip the ads.

I love how aliens that could probably nuke the whole planet are afraid that they're going to get caught making crop circles. lmao

Okay, Zach Star is one of the most talented men I've ever seen. He can take any topic no matter who it offends or who disagrees with it and make literally EVERYONE laugh at his skit!

Lmao "NAH THE PYRAMIDS COULDNT BE ALIENS BUT CROPS?"

I do just want to stress that at least in China, emperors do tend to spend an incredible amount of resources and time to build graves for them selves. An example would be a grave that was built over 38 years and takes up 3 millions cubic meter of space. It was dug into the earth and are hiden so people don't just do bad things to your dead body. This is the same guy that united China and built the great wall.

The thought of aliens use to just scare me but now Im kind of hoping we find some so maybe they can help us try to fix this planet...

He never ceases to amaze me with how well he always blends the sponsorship into the sketch. Just awesome!

The crop circle is so great when you watch the old farmer with a metal wire hanging off his hat looped in front of his eye so he can keep in perfect position when making straight lines.

It was Zach. He used teamwork to make the dream work, now let’s go build another pyramid!

- You know how messed up that is? - Slavery? - No, not giving me credit.

" the earthlings managed to get one thing right" 🤣🤣 got me there

Suddenly this video feels more historical then comical

Dunno why, but hearing that the rocks were about 2.5 cars made the whole pyramid pulley thing more believable.

"Are they morons?" "Yes. We've gone over this." Ahhh humanity. Can't live with it, can't drown it in the river. Well, you can TRY but they punch... really hard... ow.

Sometimes I think Zach makes his videos around the sponsors

This is what you get when you download a new background and totally LOOVE IT! "eyee Know!"

I keep forgetting that this guy is an engineer. This dude has an awesome sense of humor.

I think the most impressive thing in your videos is how you intergrate sponsors. I don’t think I’ve ever NOT skipped a sponsored segment until this video. Respect.

These are the only ad sections I never skip. They’re so well integrated with the sketch, and there are usually some bonus jokes in them too!

the idea of every conspiracy theory being real means that aliens did all the cool stuff

Zack out here proving scientists wrong

Dude, if I was a marketer, you'd hands down win. As for Aliens... for sure they'd be laughing at what we repeatedly do millennia after millennia. Great shit

This is the best Space Documentary video on youtube. Thanks Zach!

SMOOTH AF TRANSITION TO THAT MORNING BREW ADVERTISEMENT! lol ❤

don’t worry aliens i believe in you 💕

Zach star, the only person that can straight up make fun of my opinion and have me laughing the whole time lmfaooo

Giant pyramid made of 2.5 ton bricks- humans. Giant stone slabs made of stone that isn't naturally found at that location- humans. A simple pattern in crop fields-aliens. Yep, makes total sense.

3:54 “isn’t mark Zuckerberg from our planet?” “Yeah, he was my neighbor until we went on that earth trip and decided to stay” 😂😂😂

I like how Zach can just say that they’re aliens and everyone just goes with it

the alien song kinda fire

The way this guy can seamlessly edit a conversation with himself is pure talent.

If the whole video was just you vibing to that song I would not be mad 😂😂😂😎

00:00 That was a really cinematic opening.

This video was absolute gold! I was howling with laughter the entire time and that says a lot when I do it to all your other videos! This one might be one of my favourites!

Aged like fine wine😂

This is even funnier now

the probability of aliens not existing somewhere in the universe is actually extremely low, however the further along a species gets the more likely they are to go extinct E.G. the likelihood of a species reaching the point of universal travel is incredibly low and humanity is included for example, disease, volcanic eruption, war, asteroids, low birth rates and more can all be factors that prevent us from ever reaching this stage.

Dude... The acting and visuals on this one are actually fantastic. Love this so much! You're getting better every video.

I will now forever believe Stonehenge is alien laser tag

for anyone wondering, the song is "an alien in love" by "yesable"

No matter who you are, Zyzz will always believe in you, and you in him. Keep grindin' brah, we're all gonna make it

“Stonehenge for laser tag” Truly a more advanced race.

"I clearly built Stonehenge for laser tag!" 🤣🤣

pyramid colsultants is such a cool little callback

I like the idea that aliens were pranking us for thousands of years just for the hell of it lol

New Conspiracy. Zach is an Alien. ❤️

I always love when you dance to songs in your videos. It just feels like so much fun.

This is awesome. Thank you Zach for your gift of bringing joy)

It is mathematically impossible for there to be no alien life anywhere in space. Saying Earth is the only planet in the universe to support intelligent life is like taking a tiny shot glass of seawater and saying the only life in the ocean is only located within that shot glass.

" Good to know they also believe your Stonehenge structure was also built by people. " " what" " yeah it says right here. You didn't know?" " no, what the fuck" gasps in alien.

4:33 not zach calling his own sponsor fake

ad placements in these videos are perfect!

Hi I really like your sketches! also I'm one of those you don't pick up on "subtle" hints 😂😭

@Zach Star HImself 🤣🤣🤣needed this so bad today, a good belly laugh... you are so funny. I am so glad you have made this channel as well as your main. Keep up the great work!!

Man I opened YT and saw a Zach episode and my day was made.

ad read still smooth as a cucumber, classic zach.

You missed a perfect opportunity to mention that the latitude of one of the great pyramids shares the exact same digits as the speed of light

We could only hope that aliens are this chill.

"Truth seeking dumb****s." Absolutely hilarious 😂

I need more of this

But little do you all know, the commander of all "alien" factions (they're native to earth, they terraformed it) is who we know to be the "Almighty." Also, they built the pyramids after the flood as a monument of new beginnings, but then the evil "gods" overtook Egypt.

"Wait, wasn't Mark Zuckerberg from our planet"

You know for someone who didn't go to school for acting you are very talented and it is really fun to watch you.

zach that intro was sick! also adveticing clearly more effective with a clone of one self

As a fellow Earthling who uses Morning Brew, I agree. It is pretty cool 😁

Idk who built these damn pointy things but if humans build them as a toumb I would understand. They haven't invented sewage system yet to want to build it, whilst the pyramids were just like big triangle homes. And also 5000 years ago the Egypt was an empire, they always wanted to build massive things, they were the coolest guys on earth.

2:56 Exactly! They didn't have Netflix so they were bored out of their minds! A couple hundred pyramids later, they had enough 👀.

That was a great perspective I loved it long time.

God be like “first time?”

Unironically this makes more sense than the slaves making the pyramid

They're also creating a vr headset that kills you if you die in the game

The Zuckerbot part during the sponsor was hilarious XD

The real question here is why that alien has an email address (He said it in middle of the sponsor)

Hello Zach, I wanted to tell you that I love your style of comedy so much! I have watched every single video on this channel (except the budget maverick because of spoilers) and will continue to do so. Keep up the good work!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Oh thats good comedy. Thanks needed that.

I love how snickers was listed as one of the useful things

This reminds me of what I've been hearing about the annunaki from planet Nibiru. 12 foot humanoid beings said to have technology so advanced they were mistaken for gods and caused many things throughout human history. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but it would explain a lot of things.

1:30- Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't slaves who built the pyramids. We know this because archaeologists have located the remains of a purpose-built village for the thousands of workers who built the famous Giza pyramids, nearly 4,500 years ago. It was the Egyptians who built the pyramids. The Great Pyramid is dated with all the evidence, I'm telling you now to 4,600 years, the reign of Khufu. The Great Pyramid of Khufu is one of 104 pyramids in Egypt with superstructure. And there are 54 pyramids with substructure. 2:40- Pyramids today stand as a reminder of the ancient Egyptian glorification of life after death, and in fact, the pyramids were built as monuments to house the tombs of the pharaohs. Death was seen as merely the beginning of a journey to the other world. 3:00-The credit for inventing the flush toilet goes to Sir John Harrington, godson of Elizabeth I, who invented a water closet with a raised cistern and a small downpipe through which water ran to flush the waste in 1592. 4:30- Stonehenge was built as a burial site One theory suggests that Stonehenge was used as a Late Neolithic burial site and a monument to the dead - or at least it was for 500 years during the first two phases of its construction from ~3,000 BC until the monuments were erected in ~2,500 BC. 6:11- If only extraterrestrial life could be proven, life would be complete. Or they'd kill us all.

The Egyptians were very impressive and they honestly should be given more credit than they already have been given

Always his skits are so creative when his characters are mindnumbed by others