What an interesting randomly chosen topic that probably has nothing to do with anything

You forgot the part where mom clearly fucks up on a given strike and refuses to fixes it until you get all your friends to badger her until she caves in out of annoyance.

Can this even be considered a satire at this point?

"Did you just say the fuck word?" The most unexpected line to make me laugh loudly!

Tbh, the "You have to figure out by yourself what you did wrong" is something not only KZfaq does. Pretty sure that my parents did this a few times actually.

I'd never heard the term "F bomb" actually said out as "Fuck bomb", that's hilarious

That unskippable ad bit was actually really funny and well placed.

zach's delivery still makes this funny, but HOLY fudge this is PAINFULLY accurate. actually so frustrating this is a reality

And KZfaq spends every night wondering why they have no friends

The scariest things is that those are actual KZfaq guidelines.

Why was my biggest laugh when he yells “MOM” and there’s such a long delay we think she’s ignoring him, then she finally says “yeah” 🤣🤣🤣from what I’ve heard, this is EXACTLY what it’s like to communicate with YT as an employer lol

POV: You are a 24 year old, gay, deaf, pacific islander, who practices judaism

I’m not even a KZfaqr but this is relatable lol

"I think something that you said last year, that I'm just remembering now, actually goes against my new guidelines that I just thought of 8 seconds ago; so I'm gonna need all your money."

I didn’t realised how much I missed these skits until they came back Cause, y’know, KZfaq simply failed to remind me they existed. Thanks KZfaq

That coffee subscription thing sounds really cool actually. If only i didn't live on a whole different continent💀

KZfaq is the epitome of “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”

dude just broke all the rules in this one video lol. Legend

This man threw his gun to pickup that coffee, still a better transition than 99% of youtubers.

honestly the worst part seems to be that creators can go so far out of their way, uploading videos as unlisted, getting all copyright and TOS aspects looked at before pushing it public, just for it to be demonetised again as soon as it goes public. Absolutely ridiculous tbh.

I think Zach’s venting his personal frustrations/experiences. Pretty understandable honestly. Great vid and great ad regardless.

This is why you must support your content creators on Patreon because KZfaq doesn't pay them shit.

Spot on. The worst part of youtube is them not telling you what you did wrong.

Congratulations on making the sponsored message fit so well in the context of the video that I actually hesitated to fast forward through it. Sat through the whole thing, in fact.

She kills him with 3 strikes damm

He's back! 😃😃

"let me see if that's my problem" *Opens an empty folder "Nope, not my problem" 😭😂😂

KZfaq:"SHIT! HE'S ONTO US! STRIKE HIM DOWN!" 😂

You forgot "you have to be at least 13 years old to be my child" "but I'll let it slide because we never enforce that rule"

I didn't even know that KZfaq keeps the money even though THEY made the mistake...

Zach is one of the few people who make me want to watch their sponsor ads

This video is 100% demonetized which is why he needed the ad, and I'm here for it

I have now found a resource to visually explain why people love-hate YT, thank you! :D

Zach is one of the only creators who's ads I don't mind sitting through

This also applies to laws. So many actions that no one knows if they're legal or not until someone does it and goes to court.

I still think that this channel has by far the most entertaining Sponsored segments.

and then yt wonders why creators are leaving the platform

worst part is the excuse KZfaq gives you for why they wont make it clear what rules your violating. essentially they argue that if they do make their rules clear people will find a way "around" them. in other words if they make the rules clear people will follow the rules.

I just wrote a paragraph explaining youtubes stupid convoluted rules and 25 seconds later it was gone I post two more things both of them rude I guess. And their still there. I'm super confused youtube

The worst part is that this feels like my actual mother's rules, I can call someone the "f-slur" but i say shit I got my stuff taken for a year, christ.

This is my favorite video you’ve ever made. It’s so spot on that it’s funny but sad at the same time

This video will be used in internet law case studies.

This really shows me what KZfaqrs go through.

A youtuber making sattire about youtube. It doesn't get any better than that.

What if it was a hostage situation? "Let go of the hostage!" "No!" **punches hostage** "Why'd you do that?" "You did something I don't like. Thats one punch." "Ok... we got a sniper on another building. Let go of the hostage or we'll shoot." **guy punches hostage twice** "Okay so I think I see what you're doing. One thing we do that you don't like is a punch, two is two punches. A third one must be three punches, right?" "No, you do three things I don't like, I shoot him."

My God these transitions are smoother than a bowl of jam

This is a cry for help, and I'm mad that I can't help and just have to live with it

And as I scroll down to the comments, at the top I see “Remember to keep your comments respectful and to follow our ‘Community Guidelines’” 😂😂

"That does not give me any sort of comfort with how unpredictable they are." Mom: I don't see where that's my problem.

"You make every f*cking rule" IS a point of this video. Lets see if KZfaq will get upset about it

Sometimes I think about making KZfaq videos... And then I watch a video like this.

Perfect add transition, very impressive. Plus always enjoy your videos. Both math and comedy. Keep it up bro.

Doesn't sound a whole lot different from normal parental guidelines. The only difference is that there are actual documents with vague language here. That doesn't exist IRL.

I was legit prepared to skip the ad and then "Nah its unskippable" got me. Well played.

Dude this is too relatable. I got a strike like 2 weeks ago on my stream for Hate Speech when I was just playing Dead by Daylight with my friends. All we talked about was the game, and then when I reviewed the footage where they were supposed to tell me where the issue was, there was nothing. No time to click on, nothing listed, nothing. I STILL have no idea why they striked me.

F dropped 3 times in about 15 seconds but didn't die. They make the rules all right.

Good to see you are in Odysee, i put notifications there, since it actually works and their bugs are less obnoxious than the ones in the youtube app, sometimes i can't do anything, like minimizing the video in the youtube app, in contrast in odysee it just goes to the side instead of where it should, is annoying, but is not a deal breaker, so I am just gathering the good channels and then bye youtube, for music there is soundcloud, it actually has probably more music than youtube because it is geared towards small creators, I am going to check if nico collins is there now.

As always a fantastic job great video keep up the good work!

"Did you just say the fuck word?" Well, that was subtle! 🤣

pretty much on point going to show this to a few people

This is PERFECT. It represents every KZfaq creator's frustration with the KZfaq guidelines.

Your sponsor sections actually fit so well in the script of the video

This is probably the only time I've watched a sponser without skipping because of how well put it is IT JUST HAPPENED OUT OF NOWHERE AND I LOVE IT

2:00- It hurts how real this is. Still funny though. 5:39- I laugh, but it's true how choosey KZfaq is with their "guidelines".

This is the only channel I ever watch sponsorships on

Your ad placements are beautiful

"YOU MAKE EVERY F*CKING RULE!!!" is just hilarious every time i see this

I literally look forward to your videos man❤️

The introduction to the ad was do smooth i watched the whole thing without realising it.

this better not be demonatized

This ad delivery was so perfect that for the first time ever, I didn't skip an ad

This is SO PERFECT HAHAHAHAHA Keep this up dude, I’m dying of laughter.

YOU MAKE EVERY FUCKING RULE Dude you kill me lmao

i just love how this guy implements sponsorships. he goes with the sponsor script, while still in character. props to this man for actually making sponsorships fun to watch

After getting my youtube channel teminated for no reason for "scams, spams, and deceptive practices" this is very accurate. Especially after having my appeal denied, reaching out to youtube on twitter to try and get an answer on what video SPECIFICALLY may of gotten me banned and then getting absolutely no answer. Even worse, this channel was 90% dead and was just used for me to upload personal little videos.

How has there not been a class action antitrust lawsuit against google yet?

This is the first time in many months that I didn't skip ad in a YT video

This is the best video I've seen by you. I was dying 🤣

When he asked if he could talk about minimum wage and KZfaq just shrugged his shoulders and smiled, that was the best representation of what this platform has become.

This is the most accurate description ever!

Cant wait for this video to magically lose its green money thingy

This is the major problem with corporations - no personal responsibility whatsoever.

absolutely beautiful sponsorship transition

When KZfaq demonetises a channel they still take in ad revenue; they just stop giving the creator their cut. I’ve always wondered if they welch on the Premium revenue sharing, too.

I love how you incorporate ads into these skits. 😭😭😭😭😭

I'm glad the video cut off at the last F bomb. KZfaq was knocking and almost kicked down the door.

This video is pure comedic aurum.

I love how based Zach is! XD

3:52 love the subtle 4th wall break

Has to be one of the best ads ever

Actually, there is a way to skip most (but not all) unskippable ads. If you click the i in a circle next to the ad timer and select "stop seeing this ad", then it skips the entire ad break, including any ads that would have come after the ad you're skipping. I suggest you only use this for the 15 second unskippable ads, because if you use it on every ad you see, you'll eventually only be left with ads that this trick doesn't work on.

This is so perfect, lol. Amazing. So accurate.

Hey, at least you're getting a response from youtube. More than I can say for most creators

Honestly this is why I never got into youtube. There's been a few times when I've wanted to, but it always feels like I'd have to hire a damn lawyer just to keep up with all the content guidelines and keep up on licensing permissions and shit.

i watched the mid-vid ad because of the skit. i think i'll check it out, too

That ad segue was slick

im sure this video won't be demonitized ....

"These are quite vague" "They're VERY vague, thank you very much."

You should know has me dead. Can't wait for the best we get

That was the best integrated sponsor I have ever seen. Not that that's a particularly high bar.