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Jesus's neutral face the entire time is fucking hilarious

"He looks as nailed as his mother" I love that line so much

I love how it was only supposed to be a "prank of the century" but it hang on for millennia.😀

I love how they instantaneously decide it's a good idea to act friendly XD

I love the fact Home Depot is closed because it’s Sunday. The humor this guy produces is unparalleled

Dude, that Judas costume BLEW ME AWAY. As well as the historically accurate background. Your research, effort, and budget on these productions are getting insane.

Jesus's blank unwavering stare at Judas is amazingly done.

It will never not be weird that this guy's other channel is him explaining topics like topological algebra.

As an atheist, your videos are always getting me closer to converting lmao

I'm so glad Zach made a clean version of rappin' for Jesus

2:40 🎵 "He's so fine, and so divine, we'll build a shrine, he'll bring the wine" 🎵 🤣🤣 that shit got me

They honestly gave their honest reaction to Jesus there by spitting those hard bars

I died when judas said "disciple divas"

As a Christian, this is hilarious. Love it!

I can imagine one of the churches in my area playing "Go Jesus" in an effort to get the youths to go to church

The exchange at the beginning between Jesus and the guy who crucified him is the single best bit of comedy I have seen in months. The sheer disbelief in „Whassup?” always kills me.

"he looks as nailed as his mother" is perfect

This sponsor is actually really cool, the first one in quite a while that I’ve genuinely considered checking out

1:32 the acting. The sync. Oscar level video right here. Made my day.

what makes this funny to me is that pilate was literally the only other dude besides his deciples and his family that didn't want him crucified. Literally everryone else in Jerusalem was like "CRUCIFY HIM" and pilate was like "but....why!?"

I'm coming back from 6 minutes in the future to say this video was definitely a banger, you guys are gonna love it

The way he looked after saying "Thanks, Jesus" put me in the ground.

"Looks about as nailed as his MOTHER", is an underrated line af

I'm not even a christian and this video is comedy gold

Jesus having the most unamused look possible.

Borderline sacrilegious but absolutely hilarious. There's a ton of really clever lines in there that can slip by you if you're not paying enough attention.

I love how your sponsors are also making the world a better place like you

God I love all the religious skits. They're always hilarious.

Getting Jesus himself to do your sponsorship is a pretty chad powermove

The fact I watched this 3 days after it was posted seals the deal.

Zach totally missed his chance at 3:10 to say "Thank me" instead of "Thank God" since he was playing God.

I Dunno about Jesus, but YOU definitely nailed it.

As the hammer the soldier lost, i can confirm this is true

2:53 missed opportunity to say oh my Myself

Hugs and **kisses**. That kiss of Judas reference was gold

That must have been incredibly awkward, now that you've got me thinking about it lol. You torture a guy and he just walks by a few days later 😂

The facial expressions and comedic timing are always on point

I do not know how you are not unanimously considered the fucking best comedian/skit-maker ever

"looks as nailed as his mother", the layers to these jokes 🤣

I love how the background character #2 (on the right) turns into Chad Chadwick Chadderson when the singing starts around 1:55

I love how much effort he put on the costumes

Everything positive everyone else said. Specifically though just wanted to highlight your never boring ad reads and publicly appreciate how seamlessly you always manage to stitch them in there. One of the only creators whose ad reads I actually like sitting through.

The fact he put in enough work to put the characters in different shirts but didn’t just wrap a towel around Jesus is admirable

Go, go Go, go, go, go Go, Jesus, it's your birthday We gon' party like it's your birthday We gon' eat turkey like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a heck it's not your birthday You can find me out the cave, since I got raised Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid You can find me out the cave, since I got raised Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid When I pull up out front, you see the power up above When I met up with John, I was baptised with a dove Vicars heard I talk with God, now they wanna show me love When you heal like a doctor, then the sick, they wanna touch Look homie, ain't nothin' changed, sin's down, J's up I see Peter on the rock, hey, vicar, set that church up If you watch how I move, you'll mistake me for a player or sinner Been and had a few dinners, but I don't walk with killers In the city in Israel, they sayin', "JC, you hot" They like me, I want 'em to love me like they love God But holla in Naz'reth, the fellas'll tell you I'm loco And the plan is to convert Constantinople I'm fully focused, man, my prayers on my mind Got a life out the deal and I'm still on the grind Now disciples said they feelin' my style, they feelin' my flow You learn friends when the cock cried and they ready to go You can find me out the cave, since I got raised Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid You can find me out the cave, since I got raised Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid My words, my verse brought me converts That bought me all my chance meetings Herod, Pilate, Judas, Caiaphas Look, fellas, I done came up and I ain't changed And you should love me way more than you hate me Vicars, you mad? I thought that you'd be happy God sent me? I'm that guy at the table toastin' to the blood and life You that scheming traitor Jew tryna sell me out, right? When my soul gets to become King in Heaven , it's on I wink my eye at your girl, if she smiles, she gone Set that girl on fire, let the non repenters burn If you talkin' about money, homie, I'm also concerned I'ma tell you what God told me, "Cuz, go 'head, switch the style up If fellas hoard, then let 'em hoard, and watch their money pile up" Then we can go up to Heaven where they can't climb up They know where the real King be You can find me out the cave, since I got raised Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid You can find me out the cave, since I got raised Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid Don't try to act like you don't know where we be neither, vicar We in the church all the time, vicar, so pop, pop off, vicar J-Unit

I love how your never really sure what Zach's political opinions or Religious beliefs are. Everyone can (and should) enjoy his videos.

Zach really listened to "What If God Was One Of Us" and went - I have an idea!

That "Go Jesus" song was the best religious rap since "Rappin' for Jesus". If you know, you know.

Go Jesus!! Go Jesus!!!

My only problem with this is that Judas would be dead at this point and Pilate really didn't want to crucify Jesus.

I cant stop playing 'Go Jesus" in my head

When your at church watching this before it starts 😂 that ad read tho DAMN

Dude, the skit was great, but hol shit THAT AD!!! I was looking so long for something like this news site!

This was probably the best video I've ever seen

"He's so fine, bc he's divine, he'll bring the wine... Go Jesus!" Well.... this will be stuck in my head for a while now....

You manage to make the most random shit funny, love man

2:03 "He's bringing all the news" You should've used that for the transition to the sponsor lol

i think this is the hardest i've laughed at one of your videos

As a Christian I freaking appreciate this haha! (Even though He literally told Judas this would happen)

I love these comedic takes on the Bible that aren't insulting or blasphemy. Shows real talent because anyone can just s*** on something

We need a 1 hour version of that song

His segways into the sponsors are always on point gotta admit one of the few ads I dont skip

“To a virgin, not like a surgeon”…love Weird Al

love this skit. totally accurate, humorous and slanderous all in ~3 mins. great stuff dude. as a Christian I am happy that this is what fell into my recommended.

"He looks as nailed as his mother" lol.

I'd honestly give up

You outdid yourself Zach, that has been the best one in a WHILE.

I can't believe Zach got Jesus himself to promote Ground News!

i just realized jesus is trying to hold back his laughter and keep a straight face

That Judas reaction killed me

Zach continues to be a comedic gift from some superior being. 😂

The fact I saw this video 3 days after it was released is just a cherry on top

it's just how everyone that passes by just joins in on the song like they didn't jus crucify him

"What are we? *snap* disciple divas" is the funniest thing I've heard in the past 2 years 😂

The repeated “Heh-hey, Jesus!” Gets funnier every time

Welp, my Sunday has been made. Thanks Zach, love ya harder than God loved that segues. :D

I downloaded ground news last week! It’s the only news source that actually gives you information from both sides of the aisle. They’ll show you everyone who covered a story and where they stand politically!

"He's about as nailed as his mother" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fuckkkk!!!!!! Zach c'mon bro, you didn't have to do him dirty like that. That's just straight up a crucifixion roast.

Genius. Some of your best work to date sir. You nailed it 😉

I love how Herod was complaining and all (about the song) but after notticinv Jesus he instantaneously desided to join the chant and also took a lead in the song and made some lines up at that samme moment.

"About as nailed as his mother" OMG Thanks Zack

My favorite part of these skits is next to no effort in the costume department. Just different colored tshirts, headgear, and a paper sign taped on you.

with how many times he must have had to repeat "go jesus" in order to have that many "characters" sing at the same time for so long his neightbours must have thought that he was going through some religious episode

Love the way you seamlessly integrate the ad into the skit😂

"Ha! we got Jesu-" *Change teams* "Hey Jesus!"

To be fair, the lyrics were actually pretty clever.

love it your stuff is always great

This taught me more about Christianity lore than my visit to church when I was little ever did.

Lmfao this is the first video of yours I've seen, and it got you my sub.

If anybody wants to go back to the beginning of the fire song, 1:48 is where it's at

Actually more interested in an ad that could reveal the bias in my sources and reasoning than the video. Thanks to exurbia giving me a new topic to think of yesterday.

videos where Zach has sung a song: - "Just a normal first day of school for every introvert on planet Earth" (Chad Chadwick Chadderson sang, not Zach) - "Bedtime stories at every U.S. politician's house" - this one

No lie. Ground sounds like something I'd be into.

I could *almost* share this with my Christian friends... rip

I love how calm and nonchalant Jesus is in the entire video, that feels so I character.

What about the two thieves that were crucified with Christ? Would it be like to be the first two guys to enter Heaven? If both of them did, and not just the one who undoubtedly submitted to Jesus.

From smosh: “Jesus! Please forgive us.” “I forgive you my son…but my tommy gun don’t!”

Imma show this to my pastor

Love your content keep up the great work

I stayed for the ad. I wasn't disappointed.